In House News WEDNESDAY

''The day a Mosquito lands on ones testicles is the day one will know that there is a better way of resolving issues without Violence.....''

I hail oh!!!

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TO LET (LEKKI/AJAH)


1) A BQ with wardrobe,ensuite bath but no kitchen, inside a (serviced) estate, after Chevron Toll.

Ideal client should be a working class(9 to 5 job).
Rent 350k.. Service charge 100k.. 
2) Self contain at Ikate, Lekki, comes with ensuite bath and a makeshift kitchen. 24 hours light. 

Rent 450k 
3) 2 bedroom  flat with 1 room BQ @ Ikate. Rent 2.5M
4) 2 bed room flat @ Oniru. Rent: 2M
5) 2 bed room flat @ 1004 estate, V.I. Rent: 3M
6) Highly upgraded 4 bed room flat with P.O.P finishing in 1004 Estate,V.I. Rent: N4.5m        
7) THOMAS ESTATE, AJAH: 3 bedroom flat @ Thomas estate (walkable distance from the express). Rent: 850/900k                                   
8) FOR SALE AT LEKKI PHASE 1
Exquisitely Finished 5Bedroom Complete Detached House + 2 rooms bq , Fully Fitted Kitchen with all Modern  Appliances + Gadgets .
Tittles : C of O
Price: N265M net
Kindly call or whatsapp 07064440129 for enquiries 




Those of you looking to rent should not scroll pass here ooooooh....So many things wrong with Nigeria,the govt did not even provide housing for those who cannot afford it and no monthly money for those who have no jobs as is given abroad..Most Nigerians (And other jobless people)in Germany who cannot find jobs get money from the govt every month,its called HARTZ VIER.....These class of people also have houses build and managed by certain agencies that are affordable from the money they get....
I am really pained,if you live abroad,you will come to a frustrating conclusion that Nigeria will NEVER get it right....*sad sigh*





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LIFE IN THE BARRACKS
MADAM BORROW BORROW DISGRACED


Let me drop the  gist about this senior officer's wife. Who happen to be a Reverend wife , so every one respect her by calling her "Mummy". Not like she is old but we respect her position as a Reverend's wife.(Note: her husband had been posted out of the barracks she reside).

This woman ( let me refer to her as Mummy Ade). Mummy Ade is known in the whole barracks to be a friendly woman , who  helps people care and babysit their babies. However, Mummy Ade is known to be a conveteous woman and a debtor. Whatever Mummy Ade see's with you, she is will  borrow and use,  she once borrowed my neighbour's car and had a little accident with it. She is also known to be a serious debtor. She buys things she needs and does not need on credit (for prestige purpose).


 Bring lace, Ankara , sugar , milk ,name anything you can imagine  ,she will buy it on credit. As time goes on, people stop showing her what they are selling. whenever people selling in Mammy sight her coming to their shop , they will strong their faces and not sell to her. She even sew her clothes on credit . 
On this particular Sunday in Church, these three young ladies where on" Mummy Ade's " matter and decided to disgrace her. They planned for her. She was owing two of them money, unfortunately for her the cloth she wore to church was gotten on credit from one of these ladies , the second lady is also a tailor that she sews from.


 The third lady was instigated to appreciate her outfit that it was beautiful and all, that was how the other  two intervened screaming at the top of their voices  that she has not paid for the cloth , that is how officer's wives behave claiming " Madam" and be showing themselves. These three ladies created a scene. 


That was how different women in the church pavilion started saying how much Mummy Ade was owing them. Yours truly , also said hers because Mummy Ade was also owing me. I randomly use my head to calculate the few amount I heard she was owing it was over 210k. 



The three ladies who created the scene where seen laughing hard when people started embarrassing her and asking for their money. The Reverend intervened and calmed the situation. He then told Mummy Ade to see him later .


This woman did not come out of her house for days, as her matter was the subject of mockery in the barracks for weeks. She however relocated after some months and took peoples money away (  yours truly money too was not paid before she left).





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For Sale!

Unfinished 4 bedroom flat (all en suite) on the second floor of an apartment building located at lekki gardens phase 1, Lagos state. The building is located at the green zone overlooking the swimming pool, basket ball and tennis courts.

The estate is located in a good neighbourhood,  a couple of minutes away from Dangote refinery, Lekki free trade zone, Eko tourist resort, Lagos business school and other lovely estates.

Asking price is 13.5 million naira (negotiable). Those interested please call william on 08101598277.






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FOR RENT


I have a room self contained for rent .It comes with its own kitchen, toilet and bathroom. It is spacious and has a lobby  it is also tiled all round. Off AIT road Joke Ayo Busstop Alagbado Lagos state . Call 08082850406....






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GIVEAWAY


Lucile coconut oil is introducing organics body/ face scrub to its brand of products.
So we decided to give 5 cups to first 5 beevees that will send a text. this gives away includes 100ml coconut oil each.
These organics scrub is gotten from natural ingredients from orange peel, carrot, neem, turmeric powder etc, which helps in brighter, glowing youthful skin. all you need to do is just add honey, coconut/carrot oil and a drop of water.
Contact us at 09059605320, Abuja
Lucile coconut oil, makers of coconut oil, carrot oil and black soap.

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SOS ACCOMMODATON NEEDED


We are a young couple,no kids yet and we need a one or two spacious bedroom apartment between ajah down to jakande in a good location. Please our budget is 400k and we don't have agency and agreement so we prefer to deal with the landlord direct. we can be reached via 08020677299.






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PLEASE READ THIS


Please how can you make someone you unintentionally hurt with your words sorry. I never knew he will take it so badly so it wasn't intentional, just knew he a very sensitive person. And my weak point is I don't know how to have issues with people it can disturb me ehhh or and I dont quarrel. 


Have given him up-to 100 missed calls, text messages nko, whatsaap, voice note yet it not working. I'm greatly disturbed please any idea? How he sounded when he told me how bad that words hurt him my heart almost explode cos he took it so big, than I expected,have tried all. 

Mbuk any idea?



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LAZY PEOPLE..

I dont want to generalise but please permit me to say that this Blog is 50 percent  full of people who do not like their hustle.....I opened a free advert forum but i have to be begging you to send in stuff for advertising..I hope you guys know that in house news can survive without adverts?
If you send an advert and i send it back to them to adjust or refuse for certain reasons and ask for something else,i dont hear from them again but if i just talk about a give away the whole place becomes full....DONT YOU LIKE TO HUSTLE?

Some of you need to check your spam inboxes and reply to mails asking for adjustment to your adverts...i try to be fair.....

And please stop bringing adverts from companies you work for asking for free slots...Una funny!!...LMAO!!




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USED INDUSTRIAL MACHINE NEEDED


 if there is anyone that want to sell used industrial sewing machine , the person can call or send me a message on ....08077397377... 

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FOR SALE

3 bedroom flat with a boys quarter (all en suite) located at lekki gardens phase 1, the flat is in shell state so the buyer will need to finish it. I can be contacted on 08101598277.




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