Hmmmmm.....
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
SPOUSE ABOUT TO CHEAT TOMORROW...
Let me rephrase, i stumbled on my husband telling a lady who is equally married (hers is 2 months old) he cant wait to eat her up this Friday!!!
I do basically everything for this man, our s#x life is great, he even tells me so, so i don’t understand why he would betray me this way with a fellow married woman.
He does not know i am aware and i cant let him know due to the way i found out (I hacked his phone)....
Please my darling team snoop and team dont snoop BVs kindly advice me on how to handle this delicate matter because it is driving me crazy and i am loosing my mind...
I will really appreciate if you post this before i do something crazy.
Thank you so much for this platform Stella
I do basically everything for this man, our s#x life is great, he even tells me so, so i don’t understand why he would betray me this way with a fellow married woman.
He does not know i am aware and i cant let him know due to the way i found out (I hacked his phone)....
Please my darling team snoop and team dont snoop BVs kindly advice me on how to handle this delicate matter because it is driving me crazy and i am loosing my mind...
I will really appreciate if you post this before i do something crazy.
Thank you so much for this platform Stella
*I am team DO NOT SNOOP so i dont know what to say on this one but if i must advice you then you need to do a confrontation cos if it doesnt happen tomoeeow it will happen sooner or later and as you already know you will never have peace of mind again!
How did you hack his phone sef?can you tell us or send me a mail so some people will know if their phones are hacked?..Na wah!!!
Lemme wait for the comments of "Sdk all men cheat club members "LMAO 😀😁😎
ReplyDelete#teamsnoop
My dear tell him that you dreamt that he was about to sleep with his ex this friday, and that in the dream he had an accident on his way back home. Thank me later
Deleteyes i agree with this but dont tell him like exactly you saw him going to sleep with his ex u could say in d dream he was with a woman on the bed and something tragic happened later dont say ex it would sound too exact to be true.my opinion ooo
DeletePERMIT ME TO THANK U NOW
DeleteI go with the above suggestion.
DeleteI agree with that too. Don't tell him expressly what he is about to do. Tell him he went somewhere and on his way back something tragic happened. Go further by saying his life never remained the same. Add sugar and salt. Dramatise it wella. Tell him you are scared for him and that you don't think he should go out and that you guys should embark on a fast. When he agrees, hide and eat everyday to your satisfaction. Hahaha.
DeleteCome and tell us how it went oo..
Deleteall men cheat and a married ex girl friend wants to cheat !!!!
DeleteIf you decide to be a team snoop, you need an extra heart. Remembered when i hacked my husband's phone, I almost had heart attacked. No one advised me to stop.
DeleteMy dear ignorance is not always bliss
DeleteWake up around 4am screaming then tell him the dream.
DeleteChai, wisdom will not kill una dear sdk family.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
What sort of nonsense is this? I don't get it. I see such message and I cook up a story? I will first smash that phone, then he will start explaining to me why he wants to fuck his ex.
DeleteI've been married for 6years and this is not new. The first dies a natural death first then we start conversing.
Marriage no easy o. If you no get mind, abeg remain in your father's house.
Please take a deep breath, you would be fine. Confront him so that the table of his plans should kukuma scatter
ReplyDeleteHe will deny both you and the lady
Deleteswear with your pant that he ever knew a name like that!
Poster if ure reading, pls do tell how u hacked his fone. (Ive got some hackings to do)
DeleteSo what you hacked his phone? Why are ladies scared of their husbands like this? If na me eeh you see that pussy he go eat tire am. I will first smash that phone and send him packing. His whole family will get the screenshot of that message. Rubbish! My husband had better not try that nonsense with me. He know s shaa. I thank God I live in a country that supports women. I will pick your things and leave them outside for you.
DeleteCalm down at annon.20.36
DeleteSeems like you are living in a fools paradise. Dont you know your dear hubby has his sidechics too.women can never get it
He's ur husband and not ur boyfriend, pls confront him abeg. All these useless men that won't stay married, u want to cheat why marry if u know u cnt keep ur shrinked penis in between ur legs.una go jst dey give woman unnecessary headache.
ReplyDeleteSome marry because of society and to have children not because they are in love with their partner, some men just pick out of their random girl keep her in the house and continue fucking around the mumu wife will be feeling lucky that he choose her. Mtchew I pity women wey carry man matter for head.
DeleteYou are suppose to be in your honeymoon phase but see what you are putting your self through hacking his phone and crying over a useless cheat.
Don't tell me you didn’t know of his cheating ways before you married him but you choose to ignore thinking his going to change after marriage, no respect for your marriage just one month old marriage tsk tsk tsk where do you people see all these men from ?? Who is crying now and feeling hurt if you like confront him he will only pretend to be sorry he might even cry and do all sort just give him time he will think of better ways to cheat on you and hoe you didn’t snatch him fro the ex? When some women hear marriage they start behaving like dogs on heat.
...survey proves that most men marry for the sole purpose of kids, if it wasnt for children, the institution of marriage will not stand, so the cheats will seek that decent God fearing lady, while the keep up their sexcapades.
DeleteLa'moonlight your 1st paragraph is ✔, same thought, but not all married women see the cheating signs & still go ahead, some men are as smart as a whip, theyd only unleash when youve signed the dotted lines.
Delete* hope
DeleteLolzz @ Shrinked penis..
DeleteShrinked penis. lmao
DeleteChronicle done land ooo . Oya all the SDK adviser,put on your thinking cap!!
ReplyDeleteOne anonymous said if your man don't cheat raise your hands up. I was expecting you to do that.
ReplyDeleteYour 🐴 band is very useless. Imagine 2 months old marriage and he wants to eat another woman pussycat. Seems her pussycat is better than yours.
Oya go and knack correct pigeon on his head. Stop doing everything for your man, see the results.
What a pity
Marriage is not easy.
Deletesometimes its not the pussy oh, i had a neighbour that married this Toni braxton lookalike, yet keeping late nights & cheating with "smallie" was his thing, when we teased him he said... he trusts his wife & shes very homely & will produce beautiful kids, but sex is just sex.... just for the pleasure, some guys lose interests in things so fast, & they start graving another... even if its a phone or pair of shoe, the talk about this new phone or watch so much, even save towards it, yet after one month their eyes catch another, such men are mostly unstable, even in their love interests, thats why im looking at davido with side eyes with his rave review about "Chiom bucket"
DeleteI am a learner biko torchlight me how to knack pigeon cos I need to do the same for mine before I divorce him
DeleteMy problem is if sex is just sex like he said, Why do they get so mad if their wives cheat? ABI that sex no be sex?
DeleteSha don't murder, your life and marriage can never be the same. If you know you know.
ReplyDeleteVERY EASY! TELL HIM TO INVITE HIS EX THIS FRIDAY TO THE HOUSE AS YOU HAVE BEEN FANTASISING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO WATCH HIM EAT AND FUCK HIS EX.
DeleteIF HE SAYS GOD FORBID, JUST LOOK AT HIM WITH DISGUST THEN IGNORE HIM.
Dont you ever respect or regard that man ever again! Dont waste any form of support or fidelity on him. Be very disconnected and make the home unwelcoming for him without telling him what went wrong.
He will use that against her as an excuse for cheating the more.
DeleteOrdinary boyfriend if I see something that doesn’t go down well with me I would confront him and have a talk until I’m convinced it’s not what I think,so I don’t know why married people find it hard to communicate. You all should start taking your counseling and vows seriously instead of worrying more about looking good on the wedding day.
ReplyDeleteMadam confront him and between you and I you know you don’t trust him reason you hacked his phone in the first place which begs the question why did you marry him? Telling him what you found out might not stop him from going ahead with it especially if he is naturally wayward with no respect for his one month marriage but at least it would help you know if you have to start sleeping with iron pants or buy a carton of condoms.
Marry your best friend and someone who respects you please, most people marry for the title these days.
Which one is “marry your girlfriend” how does that relate to the issue? Don’t “beat friends” cheat? That’s a mean thing to say to someone in distress. Please there is no guarantee on who will cheat and who won’t. That’s just life. Please let’s be sensitive with utterances. There is no guarantee with people in life. Bible says trust yourself alone. This just goes to show that no matter what you do for anyone in life that does not assure loyalty
DeleteDoppel...
Deletewhen you eventually get married, i pray you do! Please do me a favour & come back to chronicles archive & read ur comments again, you'd say "Chai, na so marriage be true true?"..... The proof is in the pudding, its not what most singles think!
Its not like she doesnt communicate with her husband, but she went thru a forbidden channel to get the information, so ezcept she agrees to be a witch, how did she know??
Doppelganger you are so shallow. Come back 6 months after you marry and repeat this advice.
DeleteSo she should just go ahaahand tell him she hacked and saw right. And then the guy will perfect his deleting game.
Thank you anon 15.26. There is n9 guarantee...its not about marrying your bestfriend. Doppel, be a bit more sensitive when trying to dish out "help".
DeleteI'm not seeing how asking "why did you marry him" helps. No one can predict what will happen with a person.
Dear poster, you need to decide for yourself now, what exactly you can put up with. Because really, some women can put up with this kind of attitude and endure silently.
If you cant, the time to act is now. No need asking him questions, he would deny.
Let him know that it is time to re-evaluate the conditions of your marriage.
I cannot type an epistle...But..
I hope you find a way to be happy in spite of this.
@oxygen, you is a wise one👍
DeleteLol and I repeat please marry your best friend and someone who respects you that way you wouldn’t need to snoop. I would never ever marry a man I don’t trust, it’s not my fault if comprehension is a problem for most of you. Let me worry about my future marriage, focus on the chronicle and not my comment. The poster is an adult and she can decide which comment is best for her or not.
DeleteMany of you enjoy performative “marriages” and marry because everyone else is doing it/society expects you to when you get to a certain age. Else a married woman wouldn’t need to snoop on her husband barely two months in. Save me the sensitive speech, I would always comment the way I understand a chronicle.
My dear boyfriend/girlfriend relationship isnt same as marriage relationship, which is why you can choose to confront your partner anyhow,and take a walk if need be. For marriage its deeper than that, alot is involved- COMMITTMENT is the watch word,which is why you cant just walk away any how. WISDOM,CAUTION, is required to apply for a peaceful home.My 2 cent though!!
DeleteDoppel you are always so amusingly defensive. Proves that you cant even take half of the kind of advice you dish out to people.
DeleteThere are No hard and fast rules to life...but i'm sure you do know that.
You don't always have to stoop to insulting people, because they didn't agree with you. You should have a taste of your kind of advice sometimes.
P.S: seems like you live for Chronicles. Lol.
I may not necessarily come back to this post, but i bet it would be a real struggle for you not to reply to this with your usual defensive "comeback". SMH
Anon 18:02, please o I’m confused if boyfriend/girlfriend relationship is different from marriage why do we bother to date or court before deciding to get married? Why was that babe of last week crying all over the place because someone she just started chatting with mentioned marriage? Why didn’t she just start planning for a wedding?
DeleteThis commitment you speak of is it a one way street? The woman is supposed to be committed but not the man who is planning to cheat one month into his marriage? This is how you people make women go through rubbish in the name of marriage. Then years down the line she’d realize albeit too late that she gave her all to build nothing. She snooped because she had a reason to, if she didn’t have doubts she wouldn’t have done it and now her suspicions are correct but rather than confront him you people are preaching tales by moonlight and Bollywood styles for her to use to expose him. Anyway, I’m single what do I even know but I’m just glad that my relationship is devoid of fear and doubt. The day I start to doubt my relationship whether friendship, relationship or marriage then it’s time to have a rethink but let me not stop you people from your sensitive comments. If this is what marriage is, let me die single please na beg I dey beg tufiakwa
Mz Lynn, you’d be alright my love 😘 and if telling you you have a comprehension problem is an insult then accept my sincere apologies even though I was referring to the anon who wrote that I said “marry your girl friend”. Oh while you’re at it please read your first paragraph and let it sink in. Remove the log in your eyes before you help someone else.
DeleteYou don’t pay for my data and have no right to tell me how to comment when my comment was simply addressing a post. Most days I ignore comments but today I have chosen to respond so deal with it. You came back twice so see you soon and I would respond if need be and I’m happy to know that you come here often enough to notice that I ‘live’ for chronicles. I mean would you rather I live in the comment section of IHN begging for giveaways? SMH 🤦♀️
I’m tired of this doppelgänger, all she does is act like she knows it all. Funny you will be dealt badly I’m certain. Just get ready. People snoop for different reasons, it could be as a result of past hurt. Dear Poster, it is a tough situation. I wish you well as I honestly don’t know what to say. You will be fine
Deleteleave doppel matter, her type feel theyre smart and have it all planned out, till they see themselves where they didnt think possible, shes still an inexperienced child...
DeleteDoppelganger,like they said, it is possible that guy is her "best friend" and all the synonyms in your head you call who you eventually marry. Take it from people who have been there even if its for a short time,choose your battles. If the poster is complaining about a cheating that may happen tomorrow, you don't know what your battle would be- you absolutely do not know.
DeleteA man respecting you could mean covering tracks and you never finding out.
Snooping after 2 months or 2 years isn't the wahala. I hope you don't marry a chameleon. He will change color sotey you would be too busy trying to close your shocked mouth than to be commenting on who married for status.
Lastly madam, nothing is ever black or white in dealing with humans.
Doppelganger you are still a learner.you have clearly shown that u dont know men.men are cheats
DeleteEven ur father and ur brother have side chics
DoppeDoppelganger please leave all these I must marry women. You have spoken wisely.
DeleteNigerian women marry because of society. Listen to what she said marry your friend as simple as abc
DeleteNot all men are cheats. Please live with your own insecurities. Doppel is about the smartest person here. I am married and she reminds me of my single person. Babe you will be fine trust me. Many of US are very happy in our imperfect homes. With men who respect us for our worth.
DeleteNot all men cheat, but Doppelganger is very naive even though she believes she's a know- it-all. When you eventually get married, you will have a better understanding. I don't blame your ignorance.
DeleteI agree with Doppel. Please don't begrudge anyone for having standards because of your own experiences in life. You made your bed. This is the reason why singles don't aim high and instead settle for men who have low standards and expect that of their women as well. Whether you Nigerian married women association agree or not, there are men who do not cheat. Anyone can make a mistake and fall into temptation but that's different from the serial adulterers we read about here everyday. Your experiences in your marriages will not and should not define our own expectations. There are men with high standards and they can only attract women with high standards as well. The problem is that most of you marry men with lust problems and fail to acknowledge or deal with before marriage so its not a surprise when a man cheats on his newly wedded wife just one month into the marriage. If its a curse, We reject it. Your belief is your reality. You attract what you are. Cheers
DeleteSimple,
ReplyDeleteJust write a summary of the message and paste it in the sitting room or prominent place where he will read it. And keep quiet and watch his response.
My advice is simple. Screenshot the chat and tag it with the ladies husband on fb or whatever, she doesn't regard her marriage so help her kuku scatter it. Your husband is a dog btw
DeletePoster follow this advice if your husband has conscience he will retrace his steps for now, but you married a man gbara oru n ukwu there's nothing you can do to change him so either get ready to live with that fault of his or leave the marriage now is too early b4 you get commitment like kids & others
DeleteSavage! Hehehehe
DeleteThis kind of man doesn't have a conscience. Please, don't let him know that you saw anything on his phone. He will just make his games tighter. Follow the advice of the anon 15:30. All these men sef.
Delete'Eating her up' can be a figure of speech. It might not mean 'eating her up' literally.
ReplyDeleteAs in eating up her rice or beans?
DeleteNo na banana and groundnut
Deletewe will all meet at the venue... nonsense and ingredient
ReplyDeleteI can see from some comments on here how big of a shit some women take. So me advised her to tell the husband she had a dream. So is that going to cure his cheating ass? Nonsense! You guys marry men you can’t boldly talk to! Wow! Thank God for my life. I don’t live a life of pretence. So after telling him you had a dream where he died after seeing another women, what next? You will continue pretending as nothing happened? As if he didn’t actually send the message? Jehova. Una Dey try I no fit.
DeleteLmao! You wan go act drama ba, hahahaha
DeleteAnnon don't mind them. Yet when people like Adichie fight for them they become hypocritical. Meanwhile they are dying of neglect and emotional abuse in their husbands house.
DeleteTell him you had a dream. Be serious, just cook up a dreadful dream about it and tell him.
ReplyDeleteYie ya egu very well. Tell him that in the dream the woman's hubby did some juju against anybody that will ever sleep with his wife. That if he sleep with that married woman he's going to die. Kikikiki....
Don't forget to also tell him you saw him eating up her pussycat.... Maybe she spiced hers up with pineapple and yours is laced with garlic
DeleteLolll, you lot are jokers. A man who doesn't mind fucking around weeks after his marriage, do you think that will stop him. Do you think that married woman will be his only plaything? Loll, funny you. Woman, prepare continue hacking away but prepare for a life married to a wandering penis. Also, always insist on using condoms, too many life threatening diseases abound. Sorry.
DeletePlease I'd like to know how one can check for hacked phone. I suspect that my boyfriend hacked my phone. Please help ooo
ReplyDeleteConfront him, hope u screenshot d chats? Look for d married sidechic husband n send him d shots...or copy her number n send her d evidence, threaten to tell her husband n watch her go awol.. Lol...ur husband is careless to leave evidence lying around, lol...be brutal to survive...hahahahahaha..
ReplyDeleteIt depends. She may not care about her own marriage.
DeleteWetin really concern you if he wants to chop outside and clean mouth? I mean why even allow it to hurt you?? In your own case, you deserve more than a heartbreak and a broken home sef because na wetin you dey find you see so.
ReplyDeleteMake I tell you the ultimate truth, na person wey dem catch be thief. Almost all men worldwide fuck more than one pussy.
Two things involve, either you look for subtle means to convince him to always use protection or you park out and leave his house. Unfortunately for you, if you do the latter, don't snoop next time because the another man is still just a man.
Nah
DeleteYou no be "king" you be SLAVE; slave to sin, slave to pussycats
I am a man and married for more than a decade and have never done
the thrash you wrote up there. Google this statement; "how can a young
person keep his way pure, by giving heed to your word . . ."
"wetin concern you if he wants to chop outside n clean mouth"?? SMH.... When ur sister or daughters husband chop outside n bring home souvenir wrapped with HIV pack, you'd know better.
DeleteGod bless you
DeleteAnon 15:28👍
DeleteWow! God bless u @anon 15:28. U made me proud. Thank u for proving faithful men still exist cos the world don't know this...
Delete"How can a young man himself pure? By obeying Your Word!... Your Word have I hidden in my heart that I may not sin against Thee" Psalm 119:9,11
TRUE........ IT'S a pity that your marriage is only a month old and you're already experiencing this.... Better than any of us here you know the man you married.Babe check yourself,is there anything you stopped doing since you got married?like "King" rightly state here "ALMOST" does not mean every man.You are speaking on your behalf MR Ananymous. You cant speak on behalf of a man who is just one month married and is planning on sleeping with his Ex who is just two months old married.Back to you my dear,I'm going to be very honest with you.
DeleteYour hubby and his Ex has always been in the picture, you just haven't noticed it.HACKING HIS PHONE will only do you more harm than good. THINKING ABOUT THIS too will cause you to loose yourself. Leaving the marriage is not a guarantee you'll get a man who will be 100% faithful to you. it might even get worse.
WORK ON YOURSELF.Get naughty, Be sharp,be yourself. That you got married doesnt mean that you should forget who you are. YOUR HUSBAND is a Man.He will always be one.DON'T be clingy, it will only drive him far away from you. Ignore what you saw on his phone and stop hacking it too. Talk to him abt it and PLEASE,DON'T FORGET TO PRAY. GOD is the originator of marriage,I'm very sure HE is not pleased with what is going on in your marriage. IF HE TRULY LOVES AND ADORES YOU,he wont want to hurt you.
Na hungry, angry, frustrated, shallow and manipulative pipo full this blog pass. Too much bitterness on top Chronicles wey no be una own.
DeleteAnyways I don't join issues with commenters unnecessarily!
My after thought........
1. Anybody who brings jist(Chronicles) here for advice without their spouse knowing about this blog is a dangerous cheat. 2. They say all men cheat but it's not entirely true, there is a negligible percentage of men who rather prefer “vaseline", or other men, but they still pour it out one way or another. To those comparing men and women, I think there is a difference why a man can father over 365 children in one year while a woman has to go through the process in nine months. -our hormones are different- take it or leave it. Besides, man dey cheat with himself? Abi no be married woman this dude wan gbensh so?!
3. Anybody wey hack their partner phone must end up heartbroken. No two ways about it!!!!!!
This reply, is the reason why a lot of women get abused in marriages. Suddenly she needs to be more and work on herself blah blah? How about the man who is already breaking the Vows? Haven’t u heard the saying that “no matter how good you are, u will never be good enough for a man who isn’t ready to commit”
DeleteGod bless you king
DeletePls tell them.
No man fucks only one pussy
But the thing is that women will never want to accept the truth.
Lies speak for your uncultured selves. Annon God bless you and your family. See how sound he is. But you cheats are so disoriented
DeleteAm sorry but I need to laugh first. Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
ReplyDeleteI dey come,let me go back and read this gist carefully.
I was looking for your comment 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteTeam snoop that doesn’t have mind or back up plan is that one team snoop? You will always get what you’re looking for when you pick up a man’s phone to snoop. If you’re not prepared, DONT.
But they won’t hear....
Hello club member, are u chilling as I am chilling? 😎😎😎
DeleteGet her names, add her husband on facebook. Screen grab what you saw and send to him.... Create a fake facebook account for this... thank me later
ReplyDeleteSounds good.
DeleteBut the poster may end up becoming a widow just a month after marriage.
My dear...if you involve her husband,just know you will lose your home too..cos for your hubby to still want her that means the guy no send you at all...so just look for another way to sort it.
DeleteBut why advise her to stay with someone you already said "no send" her at all? Which Kain yeye advice you give so?. Poster, it's clear you married a man who doesn't give a rat's ass about you. You're going to keep doing this, hacking his phones and monitoring his every move for the rest of your life. If you know you want some happiness and peace of mind, you know what to do.
DeleteAwwwwwww this is bad. But he might just be saying for saying sake though.
ReplyDelete#Not all men cheat
Use Nathaniel's method on King David 2 Sam 12;
ReplyDeleteE.g. A woman friend married just a month ago and you overheard her (in the office, market etc.) telling her married boyfriend that she can't wait to "such" the sheet out of his "deck" this weekend. What does he advice you do, cos you know her husband. . .
After his advice, tell him that he is "the woman". . . and "should go and do likewise" . . .
Do not ever reveal how you got the information.
But above all, build your home woman . . . learn to fast and pray and study the bible with this man etc. The flesh is indeed weak. If you don't, you can't stop him. A lot of woman are desperate for their pussycat to be pounded.
Can you act? Are you very dramatic? If you are, let me tell you how to do this. I did this back in the Uni when I snooped on BFs phone and saw his friend's here trying to get him to sleep with a girl if he is sure he is still a man and he was replying like he will to convince them
ReplyDeleteNow I read that chat in the evening time when I got to his house, at night I screamed and woke up. As if I had a night mare. He woke up and started saying what. And I told him I dreamt he cheated on me. And he came to confess as things stopped working well for him so I could forgive him as places he visited sais he needed my forgiveness. This was easy as he believed I brought good luck his way. And that was how he didn't try it
So now if you can do the same thing, wake up in that night with a scream, and tell him you dreamt he cheated on you with his married ex. And that you only found out when he came to apologise to you as things became bad for him after that and everyone told him he needed your forgiveness. When you are done, tell him you will forgive everything but if he cheats on you and you find out especially if he does so with his married ex, let him best believe things won't be normal between the both of you..
I think that's the only way you can go now as if you confront him, he will know you hacked his phone. My ex didn't know I knew his password so he believed me easily. Plus he always felt I brought good luck his way
you mean you brought "good luck" and fornication his way?
DeleteLOL...Drama queen...i like this script....
DeleteI helped 2 colleagues hack their love interests phone calls, & it didnt end well! I no do again.... its like digging a ground to see if you'd find termites, the possibility is very high, theres a reason its beneath us where the eyes can see, unearthing them? Then be ready to deal with their stings!
ReplyDeleteA wise Japanese man said to me once, "If you're on a revenge mission, then you should dig 2 graves, 6feet below each"
Poster, as bad as u may feel right now, theres little to nothing u can do about it, if u avert this peril now, it'd only "carousel" back, he'd certainly cheat with same or a diffrent pussy, and women should stop having this mentality that your sex life can be rated 5xxxx on the best pornsite, so ur man wouldnt need or be tempted to dive into another pussy, na lie!! Even if a randy man marries KimK and Beyonce as 1st and 2nd wife, he'd still cheat on them with Tiwa *kikiki* their oblongata is wired not to revolve round just one pussy!
Godbless You.....You've said it all
DeletePlease help me hack ooo. My partner hacked my phone too. Don't know how he did.
DeleteOxygen you are very wise
DeleteVisit them at the eat-her-up venue
ReplyDeletekwakwakwakwa!by then the deed had been done...maybe half way!
Deleteposter jump up early in the morning tomorrow by 4am and start crying. when your husband ask you why you are crying tell him you had a dream where he was having sex with his ex. that he was touching all the touchable parts and immediately he went down to ponyor to wash plate the husband of his ex grabbed his dick and cut it off. when he was running to you crying for help, you poured acid on him and his ex.
ReplyDeletetell him that the dream was so real that you thought it was happening live.
since you hacked his phone , track him to the hotel they will lodge.
Lmao, chike you won't kill me with laughter. But seriously, this is the best option poster.
DeleteHahahahaha @Chike this one is scary. The man will run for his life.
DeleteHahhahahahaha Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah
DeleteHahahahahahahahahaha
Deleteur comments makes me lol
DeleteLol,this is so funny, una no go kill person with laugh.OMG
Delete😂
DeleteYanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am. Why did you hack his phone in the first place? Hope you are happy with the result. Aunty carry your cross and stop disturbing us after all you didn't ask for our opinion before hacking his phone (that's so extreme) .
ReplyDelete@Yellow sisi, it can happened to anyone. it is a painful thing to see someone you love, love someone else.
DeleteYes @ cutest pat,l agree with u is very very painful.
DeleteYellow Sisi, you are using the same blog id as i am,how manage? I have been seeing some comments from this blog id that is always harsh,and i wonder how we both have the same id,or has someone hack my mail
DeletePoster, I will advise you to stalk him tomorrow, lie if need be so that he won't have the chance to go and do his nonsense, however, you need to confront him but not before/ or tomorrow. Confronting him before tomorrow will make him escalate it and turn it on your head that why did you snoop into his privacy. After his proposed date that you might have made impossible, you them confront him and sort it out.may God help marriages
ReplyDeletePoster instead of you to be enjoying your honey moon you there forming detective okay now that you have found out his cheating will you divorce him you and I know the answer to that question so after you confront him with your findings what will then hapened ? Mtchew
ReplyDeleteLol at she is forming detective. If the horseband did not give her the reason to by his behaviour would she do that?
DeletePretend to wake up from sleep 12midnight on Thursday,wake him that you had a terrible nightmare where he slept with a married woman without knowing that her puna was lased with jazz, his dick disappeared in that dream. Warn him sternly that if he is thinking or already 👀 someone's wife, he better end it because your dream normally happens, eventually it happens and you find out,only his ancestors knows what will be your reaction, enough is enough for the wise. Pretend to go back to sleep and watch his reaction, this doesn't stop you from monitoring him.
ReplyDeleteThis may be the most practical and doable on short notice. I said she should turn up at the fck spot with the woman's husband, but that may be hard to organize on short notice. Also she can tell him that in the dram he had huge boils all around his mouth area and these boils could not be cured no matter how many doctors he went to, and how he was mocked and shunned by ppl even his family because of all the boils around his mouth because of what he did with the woman. Your idea may be the most practical because she is sowing the seed in him mind so even five years from today if he tried to do something again the conversation will pop up in his mind and deter him.
DeleteLmao! You guys are remixing and merixing the same dream. 😂😂😂😂😏☺
DeleteHe will eat and then use the mouth to come and kiss you....hope she does not have herpes sha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha do you know if he has been doing that before now.
DeleteNa person wey them catch be thief o
The eating her raw didn’t just start now she just found out so her husband has been eating his ex raw all this time while coming home to kiss madam. Hahaha sorry o iyawo that's marriage for you it comes with all kinds of baggage.
Eeeeeeeew so disgusting.
DeleteHahahahha
DeletePoster please don't let him know you hacked his phone. You still need to know what's going on in his life,I can see you don't trust him. But then, why marry him if you don't trust him at all. Your marriage is barely a month and you have hacked phone.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell him you had a dream that he cheated with his married ex and your dreams are usually no mere dreams.If you confront him with the whole truth,he may get physical.You can even add his ex hubby caught them and shot him. Hahaha. I'm serious here oo.
Poster, confront him and let him know you are aware of his plans with the Lady. I don't know why men are like this????
ReplyDeleteAnonymously send the evidence to the husband,cause even if u confront your hubby he will still eat it sooner or later. I don't know why some married women/men won't respect their selves. Imagine a very young marriage at that.
ReplyDeleteFYI madam your goatband has already cheated on u, imagine him thinking of giving another woman a very good nasty brains blowing head and the woman on the other end raising her legs up receiving your goatband "something" with so much pleasure Jesu!!! I don't know which hurt more, the tot that he is about to cheat or the fact that he is cheating with his married ex? If I talk now all them delusional ladies will come and be shouting "ITS MY REALITY" well whose reality is this now? It's definitely not steffy's. Me I am here eating my tasteless meat pie from worldmart and laughing my naked butts out on my couch at your predicament, will u blame me? HELL NO U WONT, you know why? Bcoz I warned you, I warned u times without numbers to brace up and have a plan set aside but you tot I am crazy. Now see the kinda of stress u are in?
ReplyDeleteAnyway let it not be like I don't have any advice for u. Put on ya bum short look for the lady in question and beat the demons outta her, yes woman you heard me. Beat her till she can no longer breath then u give her a sound warning to leave ur goatband alone. Its good to be crazy sometimes trust me. I would have told u to dump him but we both know you won't do that and since this is a marriage situation you gatta go down down the muddy route. When you have accomplished the mission come back home and cook his favorite meal, buy yoursef a good wine and enjoy ya marriage. Trust me only a shameless useless imbecile will ask his wife why she beats up his mistress. if he brings the topic tell him u ain't in the mood. Or better still you can decide to knack seven pigeon on his head, this has proven to be the most effective way of handling randy spouses. but then have it at the back of ya mind that once the trust in ya marriage is broken your marriage might never be the same again.
Now permit me to pounce on this Pringles. Gosh I have been salivating since.
Good luck
Beat you say? I pray she doesn't end up beaten and walks home half naked. No man is worth getting into a physical combat over. Husband or not. At least she now knows that her husband is not a saint.
DeleteIf the other woman get power pass her and beat her blueblack nko?
DeleteThen let her get her girls to help with the beating. She needs to send a strong message to the woman.
DeleteI am such a snooper can't lie. Just turn up at the location yourself at the appointed time and bring the woman's husband with you. You're only two months into the marriage so if it fails no loss there, yeppers you need to form an alliance with the woman's husband and SURPRISE these sinners..lol. If you were not able to crash their party then please do not kiss him or have sex with him if he goes through with the plan. Men can be so bloody nasty and open their wives to all kinds of diseases.
ReplyDeleteIt is likely the man and his ex were heavily involved before she got married
ReplyDeleteMaybe he got married to you as a form of retribution to her
They must have been fucking while u both were dating
See babe, keep calm and plot your revenge
Thank God you have known the kind of man you married.
You cant stop his type from sleeping with his ex, you can only delay it
I hope you have your own money
Calmly tell him that you know that he intends to go and have sex with his ex
Dont shout, dont cry, dont get emotional.
Just tell him coldly and matter of factly, dont bother telling him how you found out
Keep him guessing about your next moves, create your happiness outside him
Build yourself, career, bank account.
Part of the allure of cheating of the mystery surrounding it
Tell him that you are aware of it.
It wont look so enticing to him anymore.
Some men are just disgusting to say the least,why didn't he marry the ex since they want to be eating each other as per food they have turned themselves to.
DeleteThey just be giving bad names to the few good ones
I just don't know why men can't monopolize their 🍌 after wedding. Imagine a month old marriage.
ReplyDeleteMy dear watch war room and stick to sdk blog you'll be fine at last.
ReplyDelete😂 this one is a normal case na.
ReplyDeleteMadam you just found out your husband is a womaniser.Worst case is this, He has so hidden his cheating nature that u never got to know until now. He has been fucking this Married ex & lots of other women & you finding out now isn't going to make him stop. You have to take him as he is or LEAVE. Simple
In a lesser case, he is still in love/crazy over his ex & they both don't wanna let go. If he isn't that bad he will leave her if you confront him.hopefully might not cheat again😂
I used to have a friend like that, he has 2 ex girlfriend that he never go over, he is already married with a kid & still fucks those other ladies, I got to know cos one of them is my friend & he tells me some things too(not intentionally casting them) he is just stuOK on them, except they quit giving him the cookie then he can stop. But he doesn't go about chasing girls.
Good luck in ur confrontation.
Enter your comment...if I were u I will trace him to thé venue they are suppose to meet..take snap shots of them and black mail the woman and ur husband
ReplyDeleteWhy did you snoop, why did you hack his phone yen yen yen. If he infects her with hiv or one incurable std you guys will still be the one to pass the blame on her...how did it happen? Are you blind? Didn't you see the signs? As if all signs are billboards that are glaring msheww.
ReplyDeleteGet her phone number, check for her on fb, get her husband's details (hopefully he's there) if he's not then her church will be there. Send him or them a message and tell them what is about to go down and that they should keep their randy hot pants woman in check. As for your husband I hope you have planed how to deal with his fuck up because it takes 2 to tango.
Pls, how will I know of my phone has been hacked/tracked? I have this feeling that my husband is tracking my phone.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you afraid?even if he's hacking your phone ..cool down as long as there's no coachroach in your cupboard.
DeletePoster,whatever you do...don't let him ever find out you hacked his phone..if he finds out,the table will be turned against you.
You snooped ? You should be Happy now.
ReplyDeleteYes she should be. She can now protect herself from her dirty cheating horseband if she is wise.
DeleteSo erm after she has finished doing nollywood drama, pretending to see vision abi nightmare, what should she do next? How would she deal with the next one? An the one after that. You people play too 'mush'.
ReplyDeleteThe issue here is not about sleeping with the ex, the issue is the man is not faithful. After the married ex, there will be plenty more ponyor to chop.
A man who refuses to stay faithful will keep on telling you what you want to hear, while he keeps on doing what he wants to do.
I do believe there are faithful men out there but very few. Like 1 in 30 million.
If you do manage to get a faithful man, good for you.
If you manage to get the remaining trash, manage am like that as na you wan marry and always protect yourself from stds and stis.
Hacking your spouse phone,you really went to far,not even normal snooping..You invaded on his privacy biko,hope you are happy now.
ReplyDeleteHow do some of you think?
DeleteAnd if she didn't she wouldn't know that her husband is happily eating the ponyor of his ex. Is his phone sacred? He can enter her ponyor but she cannot enter his phone? How will he feel if she is locking her own phone without him having the password?
DeletePoster you will be fine
ReplyDeleteBut how?
DeleteOne month after marriage u started snooping, that means there was no trust before u got married to him.pls get the married woman's address and disgrace her. Confront ur hubby,let him knw you are aware of what is going on.and be careful before he will infect you.
ReplyDeleteOne month marriage and already so much drama, when you should be on honeymoon. Do you want to live like this for the rest of your married life. Do the right thing and face the issue head on than been dramatic.
ReplyDeletePoster, in the heat of anger, calm down and relax. Confrontation, shouting, crying, threat is not always the solution in some emotional issues.
ReplyDeleteYou're married to him and you should know the appropriate time to discuss this issue with him. Do not tell him the source of your information but let know you're aware of his desire.
My dear, remember that there's no problem beyond God's control. Take it to God in prayers.
Poster.....You go dey alright last last. Those are part of the shock you experience after marriage.....sit him down and discuss like adults....
ReplyDeleteNawa,so dis is what you married women are going thru and will be shining teeth like clowns. Nawa.
DeleteYou people that hack and start asking 'what do I do?', do you know how utterly stupid you sound??? Like what were you planning once you hacked? Or were you hacking for hacking sake? Receive sense please. If you are going to hack, first gather liver, because some of you will faint when you see what you are looking for. Second have plan a,b,c even d sef. Now you have solid info, you don't know how to use it. Me if I hack anywhere, I will be so normal, so nice. But the kind of mind games I will play with you. I will fuck up your mind so bad, you will be scared to even breathe. You will run stark raving mad...and I will make sure I give you your meds at the right time as the nice person I am. Loll,#notime.
ReplyDeletePlease my own is protect yourself from all these diseases that have NO cure. Protect yourself. Before you know it now he will pass one disease that will be chewing on your womb and your inlaws will be abusing you that you have not given them a child.
ReplyDeleteYou CANNOT change an adulterous husband. Forget all this childish nollywood script they are telling you to act. If you like shout till rapture, he will only adjust small then perfect a way to cover his tracks. After a while he will start doing it openly. Your fellow women will tell you that all men cheat,so you should take am as you see am. If you have no money or job, keep your mouth shut, go and find work and make life happy for yourself. Double or even tripple condoms if you must have sex. Herpes has no cure. Many sexually transmitted diseases have no cure and can only be managed through drugs. A useless man cannot change unless he wants to change. Unfortunately, 98 percent of Nigerian men have zero self control when it comes to sex.
Randy goats perpetually on heat, anything that looks like it has a hole, 18 months or 80 years is okay for them.
Madam, I wish you well.
Thank you. you have said it all.
DeleteAnon 19:49 has said it all. My advice for you is to be very careful. Many women died innocently because they were clueless. In some cases their husbands knew that they were infected with incurable disease, were on treatment and did not tell their wives, while continuing in their cheating lifestyles. Now you have a clue as to who you are really married to. If you want to continue that is your choice, but please protect yourself and make yourself happy. It is better you leave than stay and become sick.
DeleteHow do you women marry and you can not talk to your husbands about their indiscretions? What type of slavery is that? Cheat on the man and see, you will be having a discussion from somewhere far from your home. You are newly wedded, sit this boy down and tell him that this thing you both have entered is not child's play. You would appreciate if he cuts ties with his ex as he would not be excited if you started to do the same with yours. If he asks how you know, tell him it is not important. If he padlocks his phone then he is definitely full of filth (you already knew this, hence the hacking).
ReplyDeleteYou do not need to be emotional about this discussion, men do not respond to that, be very matter of fact and leave it there.
When it is time to copulate if you decide to, ask for the use of a condom. If he refuses then hold yourself. You are now aware that your husband is not a sensible man. You will have two options, wait on him to get sense (forget all this advice, there is nothing you can do to "win" a cheat back) or wait on the marriage to implode and you walk out. Now you must love with your head, have only the number of children that YOU CAN CATER TO. This man is careless, you might catch a disease so watch for that. Do not use emotions. Women who use sentiments when it comes to a cheat ALWAYS SUFFER. I wish you all the best, it is unfortunate that you have a garbage bin for a husband.
LADIES IF YOU SUSPECT YOUR MAN IS CHEATING, HE PROBABLY IS. IF YOU ARE SNOOPING TO SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY, YOUR MAN IS CHEATING. Our instincts are always right. Advice from a man here:
ReplyDeleteIf you catch your man cheating, crying, wailing and those your midnight winchy loud prayers are silly to be honest. If you a religious, go before your God and ask for strength THEN approach YOUR HUSBAND (Your life partner, the one who will fling you 2000 yrds to the left if you were caught cheating) and tell him what you know and that you will not accept it. All that emotional nonsense that you do when you speak to a cheat does nothing but becomes fodder for him and his slime ball boys or the mistress. If you catch/find out a man cheating, it means he does not respect you. You can not win back a cheat, you can't. Knack pigeon and use kayan mata, it will only be temporary. A cheat has no scruples and he is very careless and selfish. Your marriage, kids and satisfaction are not his priority. Get your act together and plot plan A, B and C if you find out your man is cheating. Do not be caught unawares. You will be very sad if you sit there weeping to him every day and he kicks you out, kicks the bucket or just continues to kick it with mistresses.
0. Throw ALL emotions out of the window.
1. Accept that there is nothing you can do to make a person disrespect their marriage. A man who cheats is simply that...a cheat!
2. You can not win a cheat back. Ever!
3. Cheats either realize their wrong doing or get too old to cheat so they stop. There is nothing you can do apart from turn a blind eye, become his roommate or walk out.
4. Stack your paper! Guard your assets and guard your children. Once your husband starts cheating, you and your children have been exposed to so many dangers. Diseases, jealous mistresses , and repercussions of carelessness by your husband. So guard yourself!
5. Cheats can change but they can only change on their own accord.
6. NOT ALL MEN CHEAT. If he cheats on you while dating, he will cheat in marriage. If he cheats once, he might cheat again unless he takes the steps BY HIMSELF to never fall again.
Stay safe ladies!
Chai,am here planning on cheating on my husband next week,yes you heard me I want to cheat,I am sex starved,he sees sex as a chore...doesn't care if you cum or not.he just comes and goes,no foreplay no kisses no romance like he is banging a prostitute.and am sure he is cheating cos I have seen him take antibiotics few times. Nobody should curse me,yes I can't wait to bang my ex and have multiple orgasms. Men are scum.
ReplyDeleteMe I can't wait to fuck my ex again,my husband doesn't touch me,and yet he cheats.am sex starved and crave to be touched
ReplyDeleteAnon 20:53
ReplyDeleteThank you very much. Your advice is as realistic as it is wise.
So poster what do you want us to advise you? Confront him and divorce him that's all.You get what you are looking for when you hacked his phone.
ReplyDeleteAnother advice look for your ex and suck him up too.
ReplyDeleteMen are cheats, men are scum........who are they cheating with? Trees? The woman he wants to cheat with is also married, and just two months old.
ReplyDeleteDear poster, sit your husband down and tell him the truth. Don't do all this childish nonsense about dreams and beating ups. You're an adult and should behave like one. Discuss as adults and come to a conclusion. It's left for you to take your final decision from the outcome of your discussion.