Chai, see bomb making gadget oooo Anti terror squad suppose arrest you put you for "undergrand" cell cos you dey more dangerous than Boko and ISIS and alkaida combined.
Cutest is the only real person here. All those 'I cannot stand it's if they mess you will be afraid to be alone with them. Now everybody is team I no de mess, I cannot stand fart. Mtcheeeeeeew
If I say sorry, my husband will just smile and say that's ok,knowing that his own is coming even during sleep. Natural stuff. Only people who are not true to themselves will take offe
Some girls do not even need to fart, Just when they stoop that way, you will think that they have opened that bucket toilet where maggots do party with sheet! What is smelling na? You dey ask me; who you want make I ask?
Anyway, some dey smell like where them bury . . . make I know write again so that my head go remain for my shoulder . . . make nobody come shoot off my head . ..
See eh, when presh pish rot, e get as the smell dey dey. I no wan say your down below dey smell like dat o . . . all I wan do is to ask, just ask question o. Make you chill and smash boredom.
E get some fart wey if they mix with air freshener, the kin chemical reaction they produce go cause confusion the thing go dey form crystalline smell -from gaseous to solids.
This I'd not funny oh,my uncles wife left him because if his farting,mymy ex also farted on our second meeting,I was getting to know him then and on that day we were eating pounded yam and egusi,we say down on the carpet,while eating he raised one side of his bum and realease a very loud fart, I was so embarrassed and I just laughed it away..inside me I was like ..chaiii,I don't know why I continued eating that food, ibo man๐๐๐,I fart but with respect
You be specialist true true That raising of nyansh to release eh na pro maneuver be dat. . . slow release preparations no sound; just stinking air. . . some you go just hear shshiiirrrr like sheltox.
I am very pretty and my forming is something else,I even laugh at myself in close doors,I know the impact of my beauty on guys..yes I flaunt it,this very day,I was going to buy suya but unknown to me one of my numerous toaster was waiting to come toast. .I assumed I was alone and I held on this stupid fart so I can discharge it outside my house,I came out and it was dark and I was just realeasing those fart. .๐twa twa twa and I heard someone laughing I looked back and saw the idiot and next I started using my mouth to make farting sound..๐คpum pum pum but the guy did not buy it he came towards me smell๐ท..he said it's is natural and me I just walk away,3 weeks time I saw him with his friend and one of them started using his gutter mouth to make fart sounds. .me I pretended not to notice..oloriburuku somebody
Nne mehn, you have been trained and certified in Sambisa on how to release and confuse the receivers of ya mess at the same time. stand up for the pro mess releaser!
Honestly this has happened to me before twice, the first one was that I went to the market with my sister one day and on our way back, the road was under construction and no cars were moving just leg, that was how I farted so loud that my sister bursted out laughing only for me to turn back and see a gentle man very close to us, shame catch me that morning ooo Second one was at night, very dark path na him I start to dey fart like no tomorrow, turning back I saw a boy behind me, I just increase my speed and cover face waka.
Mine was when I farted in my car and I saw my neighbours that flagged me down for a lift,I had eye contacts with them and they thought I could pull over but I zoomed off just because of fart,till tomorrow it has affected our friendship,how can I explain to them?
My husband fart so much that he leaks small poo,I keep telling him to control his farting,I can't be washing our kids stained underpants with poo and daddy of the house own,rubbish
My girlfriend darts so much in her sleep, the smell is unbearable, she doesn't believe me,the annoying part is the sound which is not normal, it sound like someone saying CHUFFCHUFFCHUFFCHUFF
My girlfriends own is while making love, when I pull out..๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ I try not to embarrass her,it's uncontrollable, I half l aff die inside me,the sound is like music of ghost buster๐ญ〽๐บ๐ธ๐น
It is not fart,can't remember what it is called,it us either her thing is too wide๐ค or you have small penis, if you have small penis ๐then bury your head in shame for mocking her
The only fart I tolerate and consciously inhale is my baby's. Infact it's like air freshener to me. Sweet girl!
Yesterday morning I came out to buy something, my neighbor who was washing his car didn't see me coming. He farted loudly, sounded like a mini thunder. He looked up saw me and blurted "Madam good morning Ma o, how baby? ". Me madam? This is someone who has never been friendly or greeted me before. Oga your secret is safe with me.
My husband and I do this very well. One party will just lock up and mess and say sorry afterwards and We will both start laughing.if its smelling so bad,the other person runs away. No big deal
I remember the day I gave one silent mess, I was the first to notice something smelling,I was like ..hummm what is smelling and one guy said I was the one that mess that mess,because I was the first to perceive it,I told I to stop the joke but inside me I was like, witch, ajรจ
Hubby doesn't like such, so he does is with respect. He will excuse himself to do it. But I have learnt to respect myself while farting but sometimes nature will not allow me naw
My hubby has PhD in farting...most times i run to my children's room for refuge,and maybe once in a while i do mine...he will tell me am too posh for such things and that i should not let anyone know i use to fart because it's going to be a national disgrace.
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ReplyDeleteComplete ya sentence na . . ."tohtoh?"
DeleteNa tohtoh you dey carry fart?
I will just walk out
DeleteWalk away quietly
DeleteI don't like such play...will warn her seriously for that. My face is not a dump site for ass gas.
DeleteLol funny you
Deletelooks like Teddy A and Bambam
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ReplyDeleteI will just smile and walk away but will prepare for him the next day.i will eat egg, beans, drink enough milk and Milo then wait for the outcome.
ReplyDeleteChai, see bomb making gadget oooo
DeleteAnti terror squad suppose arrest you put you
for "undergrand" cell cos you dey more dangerous than
Boko and ISIS and alkaida combined.
Chai, see as I dey here dey smell ya fart electronically already.
DeleteI wonder if I go fit chop today.
Cutest is the only real person here. All those 'I cannot stand it's if they mess you will be afraid to be alone with them. Now everybody is team I no de mess, I cannot stand fart. Mtcheeeeeeew
DeleteWhat's unreal about what they're saying? Do u have to do it in someone's presence?
DeleteIf I say sorry, my husband will just smile and say that's ok,knowing that his own is coming even during sleep.
ReplyDeleteNatural stuff. Only people who are not true to themselves will take offe
Auntie Susana, you wan kii ya husuband with messsssssss?
DeleteThat ya mess fit generate ebola o especially the one wey dey come from tohtoh!
During sleep; wetin you dey give the man chop?
DeleteMe, I go return fire for fire o!
ReplyDeleteSome girls do not even need to fart,
Just when they stoop that way, you will think that they have opened that bucket toilet where maggots do party with sheet!
What is smelling na? You dey ask me; who you want make I ask?
Anyway, some dey smell like where them bury . . . make I know write again so that my head go remain for my shoulder . . . make nobody come shoot off my head . ..
Boredom na you cause am; gerrourouhere mehn!
How come you dey attract girls dey their down below dey smell?
Delete@SmellLafish
DeleteSee eh, when presh pish rot, e get as the smell dey dey. I no wan say your down below dey smell
like dat o . . . all I wan do is to ask, just ask question o.
Make you chill and smash boredom.
you just described how horrible you smell@ anonymous 18:09!
Deleteanakogheri๐ท
My hubby do this all the time but na me start am o๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine how fat and loud ya fart go be; like say,
DeleteSARS open fire on innocent citizens. In fact, them fit ban ya mess
join with SARS!
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Delete๐๐๐Jesus @anon... Wetin I do u, abi,i Don fart for u before ni...
DeleteHe has to get air freshener..
๐๐๐๐...nah to walk away sure pass.
Delete@Mrs Aminu
DeleteThanks, you no do me anything
Na boredom cause am.
You been dey noble tay tay.
E get some fart wey if they mix with air freshener,
Deletethe kin chemical reaction they produce go cause confusion
the thing go dey form crystalline smell -from gaseous to solids.
Lolz
DeleteI run in fact fly, except I'm not aware. I can't stand that sound or smell.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I retaliate and tease her. Lmao
Abeg Abeg Abeg make I mess in peace... Lol hubby said feel free.. But we don't do it in kids presence
ReplyDeleteThis I'd not funny oh,my uncles wife left him because if his farting,mymy ex also farted on our second meeting,I was getting to know him then and on that day we were eating pounded yam and egusi,we say down on the carpet,while eating he raised one side of his bum and realease a very loud fart, I was so embarrassed and I just laughed it away..inside me I was like ..chaiii,I don't know why I continued eating that food, ibo man๐๐๐,I fart but with respect
ReplyDeleteYou be specialist true true
DeleteThat raising of nyansh to release eh
na pro maneuver be dat. . . slow release preparations
no sound; just stinking air. . . some you go just hear
shshiiirrrr like sheltox.
No be only fart with respect
DeleteEnd of relationship...
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.
I am very pretty and my forming is something else,I even laugh at myself in close doors,I know the impact of my beauty on guys..yes I flaunt it,this very day,I was going to buy suya but unknown to me one of my numerous toaster was waiting to come toast. .I assumed I was alone and I held on this stupid fart so I can discharge it outside my house,I came out and it was dark and I was just realeasing those fart. .๐twa twa twa and I heard someone laughing I looked back and saw the idiot and next I started using my mouth to make farting sound..๐คpum pum pum but the guy did not buy it he came towards me smell๐ท..he said it's is natural and me I just walk away,3 weeks time I saw him with his friend and one of them started using his gutter mouth to make fart sounds. .me I pretended not to notice..oloriburuku somebody
ReplyDeleteNne mehn, you have been trained and certified in
DeleteSambisa on how to release and confuse the receivers
of ya mess at the same time.
stand up for the pro mess releaser!
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DeleteFine girl farting and posing at the same time
Honestly this has happened to me before twice, the first one was that I went to the market with my sister one day and on our way back, the road was under construction and no cars were moving just leg, that was how I farted so loud that my sister bursted out laughing only for me to turn back and see a gentle man very close to us, shame catch me that morning ooo
DeleteSecond one was at night, very dark path na him I start to dey fart like no tomorrow, turning back I saw a boy behind me, I just increase my speed and cover face waka.
Mine was when I farted in my car and I saw my neighbours that flagged me down for a lift,I had eye contacts with them and they thought I could pull over but I zoomed off just because of fart,till tomorrow it has affected our friendship,how can I explain to them?
ReplyDeleteYou be fart releaser and "wucked" at the same time; chai!
DeleteJust go confession for your neighbor's house (Read Proverbs 6)
My husband fart so much that he leaks small poo,I keep telling him to control his farting,I can't be washing our kids stained underpants with poo and daddy of the house own,rubbish
ReplyDeleteYou'd be surprised at the laughing party you will all have when you confess to them.
DeleteEiwwwwuuuu disgusting
DeleteMy girlfriend darts so much in her sleep, the smell is unbearable, she doesn't believe me,the annoying part is the sound which is not normal, it sound like someone saying CHUFFCHUFFCHUFFCHUFF
ReplyDelete19:04 kuku kill me. Hahahaha....
DeleteOMG!!!IS her yansh speaking in tongues?
DeleteOMG! You people will not finish me! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
DeleteOh my God...can't stop laughing @anon 19:04..u made my day.
DeleteOMG ๐๐๐๐๐ I laughed till I farted. Which one is chuffchuffchuffchuffchuff? Kai!
DeleteMy girlfriends own is while making love, when I pull out..๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ I try not to embarrass her,it's uncontrollable, I half l aff die inside me,the sound is like music of ghost buster๐ญ〽๐บ๐ธ๐น
ReplyDeleteGarbage in garbage out;
Deletena wetin you pour inside she dey produce.
Instead make you go marry the girl, you dey dia dey fork away
ya life and all.
thats not fart.. its trapped air escaping from the vagina, you hear it mostly when shes turning to give you doggy!
DeleteIt is not fart,can't remember what it is called,it us either her thing is too wide๐ค or you have small penis, if you have small penis ๐then bury your head in shame for mocking her
Deleteyou see all these girls wey get fat nyansh?
ReplyDeleteThem get extra valve for dia.
You no go hear any shim, you go just feel the waves
of their release eh.
Shuooooo! Stella get ikebe o!
DeleteThe only fart I tolerate and consciously inhale is my baby's. Infact it's like air freshener to me. Sweet girl!
ReplyDeleteYesterday morning I came out to buy something, my neighbor who was washing his car didn't see me coming. He farted loudly, sounded like a mini thunder. He looked up saw me and blurted "Madam good morning Ma o, how baby? ". Me madam? This is someone who has never been friendly or greeted me before.
Oga your secret is safe with me.
It is called "resonance" for Phy. 101
DeleteYou and am dey vibrate for same frequency
sote your approach they make him transmit
fart waves at ya frequency!
Any day they rush you to emergency, remember to tell that emergency nurse that you have been inhaling your babes air freshener!
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DeleteI don laugh tire...
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I do this very well. One party will just lock up and mess and say sorry afterwards and We will both start laughing.if its smelling so bad,the other person runs away. No big deal
ReplyDeleteOnly me dey fart,only me dey run commot from d odour
ReplyDeleteI remember the day I gave one silent mess, I was the first to notice something smelling,I was like ..hummm what is smelling and one guy said I was the one that mess that mess,because I was the first to perceive it,I told I to stop the joke but inside me I was like, witch, ajรจ
ReplyDeleteI can't stand to inhale nonsense, l will walk away.
ReplyDeleteHubby doesn't like such, so he does is with respect. He will excuse himself to do it. But I have learnt to respect myself while farting but sometimes nature will not allow me naw
ReplyDelete"Nature " abi na sour beans?
DeleteThat's a touche gentleman. 'How it shd be.
DeleteI and my husband let it rip........!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahaah fart of life what a Natural and living things loolz.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby has PhD in farting...most times i run to my children's room for refuge,and maybe once in a while i do mine...he will tell me am too posh for such things and that i should not let anyone know i use to fart because it's going to be a national disgrace.
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