Thursday In House News..

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ALEXANDER THE GREAT COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

This is my boy Alex the great.I hope he qualifies for face of IHN .shout out to all the bvs.Thanks Stella....



Kisses to baby Alex,may he be great indeed!



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MEMO TO WIVES #copied

Dear wives at home, we write to you in dismay of what has now become a trend pushed mainly by heartless Feminists to stab "our" husbands to death once you find out he is seeing us.


We are ashamed of you women who think the only way to deal with us is to kill "our husband". He doesn't deserve to die for seeing us, we love him just like you do, we feel jealous too when we call him and he tells us, " John, I can't talk now, I will call you back". Yea! We feel bad when he calls us John just so you don't kill him. We are not "Johns" or "Mechanic" or "Uncle". We are Mary, Blessing, Folake, Gloria, Amaka, Amina, etc. And we love him too not because he gives us money or buys us gifts. We even give him gifts too, we assist him pay your children school fees too, we cook for him in our homes too, we " fuck" him good or even better than you do but still we are sharing him with you not with the intention to make him dump you or Stop caring for you. Not all of us are gold diggers. Some of us are business executives, some of us are richer than you and him combined, some of us are well off. He will never tell you how he bought that car you love to seat in the front, we assisted him. We borrow him money when he goes broke. That house you think he built within months, I wish you can ask him how much of our support went in too.


Why kill him to punish yourself and the kids you bare with him? Ain't you now so foolish to not only be on your way to die but to put your kids in forever status as orphans, all because you don't want to share him with us? Is it not enough for you that you gave him kids before us, is it not enough that all his assets are in your kids names? Is it not enough that we hardly date him publicly because we respect you and your marriage to him? Why still kill him? You are the fool and you deserve to rot in jail or be hanged by your neck until your tongue stretches out of your mouth like a roasted goat in Aduwawa market.


We are women like you, we are sometimes not even more beautiful than you, but then we treat him sometimes better. We don't nag at him, we don't give him hell, we would rather pamper him and pet him to sleep in our homes even if it is just one night in a whole month. But you have him the most, you are still not satisfied. You would rather kill him so you can be Landlady, boss and breadwinner. You are the foolish one I repeat, not us.


You don't understand men, even after marriage of more than 10years, men are like grown babies, they will keep crying loudly when that demand is not met. When that thing they crave is being denied them, they will fume, loathe and bask in anger of defeat. It is in their DNA and we don't like to see them bruised or their ego banged. There is never a time a woman will be enough for one man, societal values and norms pressed down the biological nature of males. We as women are also polygamous, why don't you take the polygamous option and find yourself a man outside too instead of killing him? Why must you take a life you never gave him? He still has his parents and you made him die before his parents. You are wicked and wicked idiots like that fat Amoeba feminist based in Canada glorify such killings.


We are not ghosts, we are human beings, we are your sisters and friends and we ought to love him and respect him and not to stab him. Do you think we don't feel jealous when those cold night stares us in the face and he is rather with you? Do you think that dick is not missed over here most nights? Why kill him when you could just walk away from the marriage and let us come in and be happily married to him? Why kill him you bloody murderer!!!!


We miss him now, you have taken our joy away, his clothes are still here, he told us he would not mind a second wife which we are gladly willing to become, after all, husbands are so scarce to find and we don't need to risk menopause when his seed can easily make all of us mums even in one year alone.


I hope the law deals with you and make you suffer brutally for being a heartless prick. I hope you die in pains and anguish as you put him through. He was your husband, so he was our man too.

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WEDNESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER
RE- UNWELCOME RELATIVE


Its just Annoying that we never discussed his staying and he's not blind to see that i am not working. Feeding adults no be beans but God will keep providing.


I live by the principle of 'nobody knows tomorrow', however, we should not push people to the wall too. It's change era do God's sake. To think that the same boy got a teaching job few months ago back home for 25k and still rejected it. It is well sha.


After reading comments by darling bvs I have decided to try and try hard to allow him for a while and see how it all works out. Hopefully my anger will vanish😁 or reduce since hubby thinks same too.


Thank you all.



Someone said their aunt bought a farm and used her in laws and after a while they all took to their heels....very funny




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TEEJAYS CORNER

"THE CONSEQUENCE".

In life, we sometimes wish things were managed better to achieve desired outcomes.


Life is a journey of endless voyage and the unknowns, where dreams may never come true and hopes may fade away.


Today, I wish to dedicate this write up to all the families believing God for a turn around in the lives of their strayed loved ones.


Often times, there may be that one person in the family that is seen as a black sheep and a disgrace to the family.

As a result, they are treated with disdain whilst the good and obedient ones in the family are showered with praises.


In the year 2000, I lost a neighbour whom I was very closed to. The shocking news of his death made me fall ill.

He was a career criminal who dealt in drugs and often got arrested for criminal activities. With each arrest, his mother begged the father to get him bailed which he did repeatedly.

Finally, his father had enough and swore not to obtain his bail ever again if he returns to crime.

Guess what? My neighbour eventually went back to his criminal activities and his dad disowned him.

The father made sure he made it legal by swearing affidavit as evidence that my neighbour is no longer his son. The incident made it to the print media.

He was sent packing from home and all the pleas of the mum to make the dad rescind the decision fell on deaf ears.

Indeed, a mother's love is a strong bond that nothing can separate. There is no doubt that the father felt the pains too but the shame and embarrassments became unbearable.

Barely a year after he left home, news reached the family that he was shot and killed during a criminal activity. His lifeless body was sighted at the police station amongst two other criminals.

I saw tears in the eyes of the very man who sent him away. The mother became a shadow of herself and couldn't forgive her husband. She had hope that her son would have repented someday if he was alive. What a world!!!!!!!!!!


History has proven overtime that those who were written off or labelled "black sheep' end up better and become successful later in life. Maybe even better than the ones initially thought to be the "good" children.


It is not the best to give up on anyone no matter how bad they are, there is always hope that they can change their ways.

Our prayers, perseverance, encouragements and tolerance may be all they need for a positive turn around.

Negativity and condemnation will always harden their hearts.

Are you involved in crime and drugs? Please have mercy on yourself and the parents who brought you into this world. Give it up now before you become history for the wrong reasons.

Bv TEEJAY.



Na wah!!!!!!!!!!


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In recent times, we have seen a downfall in Employment and the Recession is still biting hard into the Economy


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Fee: N5,000 (If you just want theory) 

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VACANCY

Position: Agency Account Executive / Client Service Manager (Ikeja, Lagos)

Job Brief
We are looking for an experienced agency Account Manager (for immediate employment) to create long-term, trusting relationships with our customers. The role is to oversee a portfolio of assigned customers, develop new business from existing clients and actively seek new sales opportunities.

Responsibilities

- Lead the day-to-day relationship with the client and assist senior leadership in developing the broader partnership

- Lead projects internally from brief to execution, including writing the brief, collaborating with Creative and managing team workflow

- Recognize potential issues and opportunities proactively and initiate the appropriate responses to help the agency get out in front

- Work with client and agency vendors as needed


Qualifications

- Bachelor’s degree in any field with good spoken and written english

- Minimum of 2 years of agency, marketing or advertising experience, preferably agency experience in retailer promotions

- Sound decision-making skills based in agency, client, and industry knowledge

- Passion about business and not satisfied with status quo – always thinking of ways to improve/grow assigned client/business

- Strong computer skills and proficiency in Word, Excel and Power Point

- Ability to manage time, adhere to strict timelines and work well under pressure

If you are familiar with marketing/experiential and consulting agency industry, have a flair for client communication and understand consumer behavior, we’d like to meet you. Kindly forward your CV zoeycabrini@gmail.com before 15/5/18





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VACANCY

There Is a vacancy for a computer science teacher in a reputable school at Akoka environs.

Education and experience;

Bsc or hnd in computer science.

Applicants with NCE are also eligible to apply. Send Your CV And Cover letter to Hr@stbes.org




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VACANCY

There Is a vacancy for a computer science teacher in a reputable school at Akoka environs.

Education and experience;
Bsc or hnd in computer science.
Applicants with NCE are also eligible to apply. Send Your CV And Cover letter to Hr@stbes.org




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VACANCY


Secondary School Administrator needed in Asaba
We need the above urgently.

The purpose built reputable School is located in Asaba, Delta State. The pay is good. The successful candidate should be ready for immediate employment. Accommodation is negotiable.

Kindly forward your cv to reminedu@yahoo.com or send a text with your name and number to 08033009260.  DO NOT CALL! We will call you.
 God bless SDK family




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WHAT COULD BE WRONG?

I am not happy here. My 33 year old husband is already acting 60 in bed. I have checked myself and I don't see any fault from me. He doesn't even get up to 2mins, by the way, I noticed he does stool blood once in a while.



I saw this in a post that had no relevance to complaint and brought it here....




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Vacant positions with an FMCG Company

We are recruiting the following positions we are an FMCG company in Nigeria and the company is based in Kaduna.


Zonal Sales Manager
Location: Kaduna, Nigeria

This position reports to the Chief Executive Officer and will be responsible for all sales activities in the assigned regions.

Critical Qualifications/Skills/Experience


A minimum of 15 years work experience with the last 3 to 5 years of leadership experience as a Regional/Zonal sales Manager leading a sales team, with proven successful track record in sales and delivering against targets


Bachelor’s degree obtained from a reputable university. Additional qualification with a specialization in Marketing would be an added advantage


Experience in the Nigerian FMCG or Food/Beverage distribution is highly required


Marketing and Activation Manager
Location: Lagos, Nigeria

This position reports to the Chief Executive Officer and will be responsible for all marketing and sales activation activities in the assigned regions.

Critical Qualifications/Skills/Experience


A minimum of 10 years work experience with the last 3 to 5 years of leadership experience as a Marketing Manager with some oversight function on Market activation

Bachelor’s degree obtained from a reputable university. Additional qualification with a specialization in Marketing would be an added advantage

Experience in the Nigerian FMCG or Food/Beverage distribution is highly required


Financial Accountant

Location: Kaduna

This position reports to the Group Financial Controller and will be responsible for financial operations of the company.

Critical Qualifications/Skills/Experience

A minimum of 8 to 10 years work experience with the last 4 years of experience in an FMCG company.

Bachelor’s degree and/or equivalent experience in Account/Finance or other related course of study. A qualified Chartered Accountant



Depot Commercial Accountant

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

This position reports to the Group Financial Controller and will be responsible for all accounting operations at the depot.

Critical Qualifications/Skills/Experience

A degree in Accounting or Finance or other related course of study from a reputable tertiary Institution. A minimum of 2 year work experience in the FMCG sector.



Head, Internal Audit

Location: Kaduna, Nigeria

This position reports to Board Audit Committee with a dotted reporting Line to the CEO.

Critical Qualifications/Skills/Experience

The position is responsible for all elements of the internal audit department but also plays a key role interacting with the Board’s Audit & Risk Committee, External auditors and other special projects. This role also works closely with the CEO and CFO to ensure proper controls are in place.

Bachelor’s degree in accounting or finance. ACA/ACCA/CISA certification. MBA will be an added advantage. At least 7 years of internal / external auditing experience is required.


Benefits:

Competitive Salary, Annual Bonus, Healthcare – Family plan, Group Life Insurance and accommodation Assistance


HOW TO APPLY:
Candidates with the required profile and proven experiences who meet the qualifications are invited to submit, in English Language their updated CV to the address: kad.juicecompany2018@gmail.com


Please note: CV file should be in MS-Word or Adobe PDF format only.

Please write the position applied for as the subject and only shortlisted candidates would be contacted.



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CORPS MEMBER SEEKS ACCOMMODATION


Hello Stella, I'm a corper I've been in the service for 4 months and I'm still a squatter I'm really tired of squatting please post this, please! 


Any female 2017 batch B stream 1,stream 2 or 2018 batch A stream 1 corper looking for a fellow female  corper to share a self contained apartment in Abuja should please contact me on alexkisses@yahoo.com my budget is 100,000 naira or 125k for a place of 200k or 250k. 




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ATTENTION TO ALL SELLERS


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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

I just got a job in Lagos, ibeju lekki and will start next month. I need an affordable(cos am just starting life) self contain apartment in any location close by.I will appreciate if you will help me and post. Thank you. 

I can be reached on 08037322353.



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