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Sunday, May 20, 2018

Sunday In House Gists - Funny Or Interesting Gists..

Lets Relax a little from all the drama going on social media wise......




If you know any interesting gist,or funny/hilarious gist that happened,please post here and let's laugh 
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62 comments:

  1. Miss Ess20 May 2018 at 14:01

    So many though but reading comments.

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    1. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:25

      Why not keep quiet and read instead of dropping this useless comment stingy Miss Ess

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    2. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:29

      You are always reading comments

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    3. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:49

      🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂

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    4. Stella Maris baby20 May 2018 at 15:03

      Share it dear..

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  2. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:04

    Stella you are not reporting Davido call out by some group of cultist in Kenya and South Africa. They said the guys he paid to go and kill a particular guy got bursted and confessed.

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  3. same girl20 May 2018 at 14:10

    The one happening right now is Alex and her snap chat picture

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    1. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:50

      Tell us about it naa

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    2. ***20 May 2018 at 15:49

      Same girl I am speechless
      But she said her snap was hacked and she is not the one in the picture
      That picture isn't cool at all

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    3. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:15

      @Olori look well that girl is Alex and that guy is Tobi with his new hair cut. You can't hack snapchat, she u know she?

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    4. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 18:19

      That pic is photoshopped. Zoom that pic and you will see is doctored.
      Trace tobi's body (the edges and alex's head).his head isnt on her body.

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  4. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:26

    This happened to my ex girlfriend, when she did her Youth Service in Sokoto. She was posted to one remote part like that, so her accommodation was a mud house and bathroom was just a little away from the house, na just stick and zinc. No door, if you wan baff, na your wrapper wet you tie, you go take make door.

    So according to her, as she remove wrapper come dey baff, she rub soap for body and face, suddenly the breeze coming in was unusually strong, then she begin dey hear people whispering, first she no understand wetin dey happen, until she come hear "see small toto." Na there she come open one eye see say breeze son carry wrapper troway and people children don gather dey analyze her body. Na so she begin poor them water to commot but for where! She just use the bucket cover nyansh, take the small cup cover front run enter house.

    From that day na early morning and late at night she dey take her bath.

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    1. Promising star20 May 2018 at 14:46

      😂😂😂

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    2. ****Bbjac****20 May 2018 at 15:10

      I can imagine the whole thing. So she no cover breast?lol...😂

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    3. ****Bbjac****20 May 2018 at 15:11

      I can imagine the whole thing. So she no cover breast?lol...😂

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  5. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 14:34

    I've already fucked a cute babe from yesterday's SnM. Another is coming over today after church.

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    1. stella dimoko korkus20 May 2018 at 14:58

      Big liar!!!!🤣

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    2. Chi-squared 20 May 2018 at 15:03

      Onye asi

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    3. Stella Maris baby20 May 2018 at 15:05

      Lies from pit of hell.

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    4. Stella Maris baby20 May 2018 at 15:06

      Anonymous 14:34,Why seeking Attention under Anonymous.
      I don believe this your gist.

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    5. SOMETHING-LIGHT20 May 2018 at 15:08

      FBI🙌🙌🙌

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    6. Proudly Anonymous20 May 2018 at 15:17

      Haan haan SDK wetin be your own now?
      Is it ya lie?

      Can't someone lie in peace again?

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    7. Unknown20 May 2018 at 15:17

      Some lies can make the devil wonder if he is still the father of all lies. SnM that came up late yesterday evening? I carry hand up you. You deserve an accolade for this lie.

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    8. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 20 May 2018 at 15:21

      SDK don't be surprise oooh. Some bvs can like to gbensh ehn.

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    9. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 15:54

      Stella I can't lie on my dick. We live in the same city. She came over and I had her. No strings attached. From her body language, she wants an FWB type thing and I don't mind. Peace!

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    10. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:03

      Fabuuuuuuuuu! BTW anonymous fucker you sure say na human being you fuck? Be playing with your life and future you hear?

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    11. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:22

      It may not be a lie after all.
      There's one that requested money for Uber ride. I just yimu.
      Its not just on this blog. Sex can be gotten anywhere. If a pastor wife can be fucking choirmaster, what else?
      As long as its a consensual act, why should anyone care?
      Personally, I would've fucked not less than 10 ladies from this blog by now IF ONLY THINGS WHERE DIFFERENT...
      Is it the undergraduates, the awaiting NYSC, the ones serving or the working class...?

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    12. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:56

      'If only you had money you mean' Lollll.

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    13. Unknown20 May 2018 at 21:13

      I miss una ooo

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  6. Adesega20 May 2018 at 14:49

    One particular Sunday, I was in church and the pastor called everyone to the altar. Only me did not go. After prayer at the altar, as people were returning to their seats, my little nieces came to me where I was forming serious prayer and told me repeatedly that: uncle Ade, uncle Ade, stop praying, Everybody have stopped praying.

    For my mind I dey vex for them say wetin concern una

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  7. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 15:14

    Chaii Apostle must hear dis..🙄

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  8. BeadsByAda20 May 2018 at 15:22

    I saw a friend request from one of my primary school teachers- let me call her Aunty O- and that took me down memory lane.

    I got my period very early, I remember I was 10 years old in primary 5. The whole thing started in school one fateful afternoon, and I was so unprepared for it, I am the first daughter and my mum never told me anything about it and I have not even heard anything about it before it started. when I saw d evidence, I thought I had injured myself and I ignored it till I got home, only to find out that the whole thing had increased, that was when I got frightened. I think I must have taken my bath up to 15 times that day and the pain on my lower stomach kept increasing. I didn't even "gather moral" to tell my mum till late that night, I kept thinking that if I ignored it, it will stop, I had to speak up when it didn't. So when I told my mum, d lecture started, you know statements like "you are a woman now oooo, you have to grow", "if a man touch you, you go get belle". Chei!!! in my mind I was like"a woman? just like dat", believe me it was not funny. So that was how my monthly period journey started oooo. As if the fates were mocking me, I had very painful ones back then(It reduced with age or I got to be able to bear it), I was virtually useless for about 5 days every month, vomiting and rolling from one end of our sitting room to the other, don't even tell me about school for those 5 days. So I was missing classes but luckily for me I was the brilliant so it really did not affect me academically. So it continue like this, with me missing school about 7 days everyday till about a year later when I entered jss1. I attended a school with nursery, primary and secondary arms. So when I finished primary, I moved on to the secondary section and some of the teachers from the primary section taught me in the secondary section. One of those teachers was my English teacher, she was the convener of Scripture Union in my school, you know all this "spiritual" people. One day after class she told me to follow her and she took me to one corner and she said "do you think that it is the right time for you to start following men?" to say that I was speechless will be an understatement, for God's who says that to an eleven year old back then. I was just looking at her, then she "Why are you looking at me, do you think I have not noticed that you miss school every month, the only reason for that will be that you have a man that is deceiving you. other teachers might might not have noticed, but I have because I know these things. My advice to you is that you should face your studies and forget men because they will not lead you anywhere". I didn't even say a word while she was saying all these, I waited for her to finish and I replied "thank you ma". I went back to my class and cried my eyes out, for Christ's sake, men? at 11?in jss1? One day one of my other teacher(aunty O) called me,and told me that she has been hearing some things about me ( I think my English teacher must have carried the whole thing to broadcast at the staff, she must have interpreted my silence to mean that I accepted what she was saying), she told me that she noticed that I am always absent at a particular time every month, and she asked me why,immediately I started crying and I explained to her about my painful period, I even added in those times I played truancy because I didn't feel like going to school(sometimes I get bored going). she was just looking at me, she had tears in her eyes, I know she must be remembering all the terrible things that must have been said about me. she told me to stop crying, told what drugs to take some days before my period to lessen the pain and that I should not play truancy again, that sometimes I could learn something new from listening to the teacher in class. in fact she was a mother and she remained my Hero till today.

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    1. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:55

      What a bore. K.I.S.S pls keep it simple next time.

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    2. Kerry okoye20 May 2018 at 17:44

      Awwww...... how sweet! I had dysmenorrhea as well, damn growing up was traumatic! I empathize with you! Ibuprofen was my addiction till it gave me ulcer! The trick is to take hot moringa or black tea late night so it melt all the blood away before morning and your day will be better.

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    3. Babyblu21 May 2018 at 00:01

      Some elders will not just cool down and ask ques, they'll rather jump into conclusion. Thank God for aunty O

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  9. Unknown20 May 2018 at 15:47

    I boarded a bus for work last week. While we were waiting for the bus to get filled then came this pretty lady that a man wouldn't mind paying her own bus fare. This lady scent so good and look so irresistible and luckily to me she joined me on the front seat. As we left the park I was just wondering how do I engage this beauty on a conversation and eventually request for her number. I tried to but so many thought in me. What if she is married? Or engage or what if she snub me? I hate embarrassment ooh. That was how I gave up and mind my business but I noticed each time I looked at her our eyes met hahaha. Finally when I was about to drop at my bus stop, she gave me that look that said chie yaa too close but can't have it and when I got down she said byeeeeee..... Gosh!!!! Wait a minute I said to myself does it mean she was actually expecting me to have talk to her? Wow I missed out that day. Some women are just too beautiful I must admit. I hope to see her again.

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    1. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:32

      Womanizer!!! Be checking girls up n down. You will carry spirit one day. The way you love women like Sexy daddy confirms it all. Ass cleaner . Don't graduate into sleeping with married women on this blog like your former self did. Stella if you want use my comment cook akamu n be protecting the obvious. Until he stings you again.

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    2. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:36

      Womanizer!!! Be checking girls up n down. You will carry spirit one day. The way you love women like Sexy daddy confirms it all. Ass cleaner . Don't graduate into sleeping with married women on this blog like your former self did. Stella if you want use my comment cook akamu n be protecting the obvious. Until he stings you again.

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    3. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 16:58

      Ikwakwakwa 16:32 see as you carry the matter like lace fringe. Hian!!

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    4. SheriKoko20 May 2018 at 16:58

      Anon.16.32 takirizzy🤣🤣

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    5. Unknown20 May 2018 at 16:58

      Hahaha e pain you? Look road before motor jam you oh lol. No die for my matter ooh

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    6. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 20:24

      Anuofia!

      After you come and be writing epistles of St. Paul in IHN.
      Choose whom you will serve; fornication/Devil or God.

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    7. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 07:51

      Hahahahahaha leave him. Is it your service? Hian! Can't he serve both???? Una to do sef. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  10. rachijules20 May 2018 at 18:07

    I just remembered something that happened to me few years ago. So I'm the kind of girl who likes to slay, that day I was slaying like mad and really feeling myself. I went to my dads office, in the complex where my dads office is, there are lots of shops there, and downstairs of the building a lot of these Igbo guys are there selling stuff and also looking for customers. When I passed many of them were calling me but I just ignored them and was busy feeling fly in my mind. I came downstairs from my dads office and stopped to get a cab. I was pressing my phone and also trying to flag down a cab, at some point I became so engrossed in my phone. Before I could say jack, one mad man from nowhere just used his both hands to touch my p***y and my bumbum and ran far from me and started laughing, it took me like 10seconds to understand what just happened, the mad man started blowing me kisses from afar oh, instead of me to just walk away I started calling him a madman,and a fool. All those boys mocked me that day ehnnnn. I was crying when I left there. Till now I don't go to my dads office, except it's extremely urgent.

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    1. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 18:43

      You spread leg for madman to grab your p***y, what were you wearing?

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  11. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 18:23

    I have been moody all day. This alex hacked snap issue!! I love Alex and tobi but I am scared Tobi's (who is spending time with his siblings today) family will tell him to stay away from Alex!! Tobi needs to build his brand and his family will think Alex is a hinderance

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 07:02

      You are moody because of Alex ad Tobi? Smh. Receive Sense!!!

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  12. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 18:34

    Eskusme. Something strange happened to me at the bank last week.
    An elderly man sidled up to me at the counter where you fill in cheques etc (probably late 40s or early 50s) and asked me to fill in his deposit slip for him from the information written on a piece of paper in his hand.
    He said he wanted to pay money in his account. So I shifted my own stuff aside and quickly copied in the info for him.

    When I got to the part where I needed to fill in cash amount, I asked 'How much are you paying in Sir'?

    '1,100 naira'

    Huh???

    I said 'Sir'?????

    'One Thooooooousand One Huuuuundred Naira'

    Me I kuku filled in what he said I should fill in and quickly handed him his slip.
    *scratches low cut furiously'

    How do you travel to the bank to deposit 1,100 naira into your own account???? I don't gerrrit.

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    1. Castle20 May 2018 at 19:35

      I've seen a girl pay in five hundred naira. All fingers are not equal.

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    2. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 21:47

      Aunty Madam please.

      This has nothing to do with 'unequal finger' or toes. Let's leave philosophy where it belongs ok, and just use a fraction of common sense we really should possess in 2018.

      How much transport fare will he spend to and from the bank in order to deposit 1,100?

      Let's say he drove, (even more ludicrous)how much fuel will he burn driving to and from the bank to deposit 1,100 naira?

      How much interest is his 1,100 naira going to fetch him at the bank??

      And then consider the man hours wasted queuing to deposit 1,100 in his account...

      So to you this sounds reasonable yeah, simple a case of one toe short, one finger long????

      Seriously?????

      Lmaoooooo.

      Arrrgggh, I'm having a headache already. That's why I avoid convos/explaining anything to Nigerians.

      It's always like rocket science!!!!

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    3. Castle20 May 2018 at 23:01

      I'd have explained something to you but that might leave you reciting Iliad like you did up there. I'm bored, Homer's the last thing on my mind right now.

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    4. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 07:49

      Yeah,I absolutely agree with you.

      You should try something a little basic within your IQ abilities.

      Nothing more than age 4 and below reading range since what I've said can't sink in- even though I tried haaaard to use as many single syllabes as possible.

      Don't stress yourself too much about it, ok?

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  13. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 19:38

    Stella someone is pregnant ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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    1. Kerry okoye20 May 2018 at 21:19

      And glowing like a goddess! Damn!

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    2. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)21 May 2018 at 10:36

      That is why it is called a Bank where we save money. Saving N 1,100 for 200 days is how.much?

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 11:30

      Spending 400 naira to deposit 1,100 is called what in your language?

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    4. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 11:33

      Spending 300 naira to deposit 1,100 is called what in your language?
      And of coooooourse the 1,100 naira would just be sitting idly in the account with a suit of armour impervious to bank charges and various deduction. Right?

      Please.

      Please.

      It's just too early in the year for this brand of stupidity.

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  14. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 20:40

    There is this issue that happened to me like 10 years ago. I will never forget the particular incidence. It wasn't funny neither was it interesting.I will let it out today. Anytime I remember it makes it want to puke and stupid for not acting differently.
    I was coming back from my university admission clearance as a JAMBITE that year.
    Due to the stress, I slept off in the bus, I was in the company of another prospective student who doubles as my friend and neighbour.
    Let's call my friend "X", she was not asleep like me and we were seated at the back of the bus with other two people.
    My friend sat directly beside the window on my left side, I sat next to her, an old nan with a walking stick sat next to me, he should be in his 70's. Another guy sat beside him..
    I don't know what woke me up, I woke up and saw this old man twitching my right nipple, the funny thing is no one saw him do it, not even my friend that was wide awake or the nan sitting beside him.
    I was frozen in shock. When I regained myself some seconds after, I was full of disgust for the man.
    I wanted to know if it wasn't for a diabolic reason (alaba-mile2 route).
    I slapped his hand away. Hr dudbt say anything just sat quietly and looked clueless, everyone wanted to know why I did that.
    I told no one not even my friend. They were all looking at me like a spoilt child. I didn't mind. I seriously abused him. Today I still wonder what gave him the courage to do so in daylight and why he wasn't seen by others.

    #WeddingDiarynarrator

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  15. Anonymous20 May 2018 at 22:22

    What is happening on social media right now is that LindaIkeji that claimed GOD told her to keep herself until after marriage is pregnant... an I was so inspired by her and practicing celibacy... why tell the world what u know u are not knowing. What Linda did today almost made me lose my faith but I will hold on the JESUS

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 02:48

      Don't mind the hypocrite!!!
      I am happy she is pregnant but why claim you are practising celibacy till marriage only to get pregnant. Is it immaculate conception???

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  16. Anonymous21 May 2018 at 00:31

    I am feeling your absence a lot my pricey.

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