Monday In House News

Hello Monday.....Frohe Pfingsten!!!

Kisses to everyone!!!

BABY NESSA COVERS MONDAY IHN

Hello Stella, it's your baby nessa the one that must open this blog everyday, without it my day seems incomplete. I have graced IHN before and wish to grace it again. Thanks for this wonderful platform. Love you all



*Nessa i love your lipstick..OMG..is it Mac?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AYODEJI

Hello Madam Stella, good day. The name is Ayodeji and today 21st May is my birthday and want you to use my pics ,am also a blog visitor. Thanks


Happy Birthday Mr Ayodeji.


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CURSE IN THE FAMILY

Hello Stella, God bless you for everything and to my fellow bv's kisses. 

      Sincerely I do not know where this falls under but I think my family is under some sort of curse. All the female children don't prosper, even extended family and when i'm about succeeding issues come up.


     I would want to appeal to any bv that knows a strong believing church and a pastor I can see. Nothing fetish na God I take beg una, i just know i need deliverance. Thank you.


May God come to your rescue in Jesus name!!!



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MRS DEE's CORNER

READING CULTURE


I had high hopes when I gained admission into the university.  I aimed to graduate with a first class or at the least a second class upper but as the saying goes "nothing good comes easy". I was determined to give my pursuit for a good grade my best shot.  Reading vigorously for exams had never been my thing so the struggle to read for long and also assimilate was a tough one.


 Each time I picked up my books to read,I could read a page two or three times and I wouldn't be able to recount what I had read because my thoughts always drifted to other trivial issues or halfway I would be nodding and struggling to stay awake.  


I soon realised this was not applicable when I read for pleasure and at my leisure. I could read up to five chapters without blinking and losing focus. The books I read for pleasure were novels and textbooks that were not recommended for my course.  Whenever I saw my course mates reading in the library and coming back late in the evening I felt intimidated and unserious. My course mates would form reading groups and go to classrooms to read all through the night only to come back the next day. 


 When I couldn't bear it anymore I begged them to allow me join their reading group and they obliged. The first night, I had not read up to two hours when I began to feel sleepy and the mosquitoes were not helping matters. I wasted no time in packing my books and heading back to the hostel where I slept comfortably on my bed. Everyone teased me that I was not a "jacker". 



The only time I found convenient and could easily assimilate was when exams were few weeks away and the time-table was out. I would read with ease and never forget what I had read.  Regardless of the pressure to cover up all areas of my course outline, I still squeezed in time to read my novels.  In fact, some people felt I was being unreasonable by reading novels during exams.


 I realised that once nature came calling, no amount of tea bags, sweets and chewing gums I consumed worked. The only thing that worked for me was to take along a very interesting novel.  Once I start feeling sleepy, I'd just drop my books, read a novel for an hour and sleep would be gone.  Thereafter,  I was free to continue reading for my exams. 


It didn't take me long to realise the effectiveness of this method. It became a pattern till I wrote my final papers and I graduated with a good result. This made me come to the conclusion that what is perceived as the standard or norm may not apply in some individual cases. It is best to find out what works for you and stick to it.





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BLOG VISITOR CONVERSATION WITH DADDY 

WOW,this is serious!!



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VACANCY

We are currently looking to fill several sales representatives positions in our company as soon as possible.

Location: Surulere.
Company: Bia Live well

Requirements:
Great communication skills 
Detail oriented
Proactive
Literate
Able to work in a target driven environment 
Age 19-27
To apply: send CV to  toyin@bialivewell.com




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TMAU


Hi Stella,

Please review this article and share in your blog if you deem it beneficial.

I decided to write this after reading Friday's chronicle.

I used to think that all cases of body/mouth odor was caused by poor hygiene until my experience.


I had never had an odour problem in my entire life until early last year. I am a very neat person...Shower twice daily, brush my teeth and tongue twice daily, floss etc. All of a sudden, I began to stink so so badly. In addition to this my breath was very very horrible.Even the air coming from my nose smelt badly. 



I visited the first dentist and he said everything was fine from his point of view. Of course, i didn't believe and saw another dentist. The second one told me "it is just in your head. If everyone had your type of mouth/ teeth, we'll be out of business". I still didn't believe and saw a 3rd, yet, still got the same response. I ordered every mouthwash you could think about. Nothing worked. My mouth would stink 1 minute after brushing. I was miserable.


Then to my body, i would stink 5 minutes after bathing. The smell varied- sometimes like poo, sometimes like fish. Surprisingly, i couldn't find the source. I would sniff my armpits and i would only smell my deodorant. I would sniff my clothes at the end of the day and would only smell my perfume. I just couldn't tell what it was.


Constipation made the smell worse. I used all the soaps/ body washes you could think of. I also tried lemon, lime, apple cider, hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, all the suggestions i found on the internet,...nothing worked.


Nothing could mask the smell. I would use wipes every 1 hour at work, re-apply deodorant, sneak to brush several times at work etc. I washed my clothes everyday, never repeated any cloth without washing. I showered thrice a day and sometimes more on weekends. Nothing worked. You can smell my body and mouth from 10-15 feet away.


My self esteem nose-dived. I live in "oyinboland" and started to avoid people. I only go out to only very necessary places - work, religious program, dialysis. On weekdays, i would leave 2 hours before work resumes to avoid crowded buses during rush hour. If i get into a full bus, i avoid sitting near anyone, i stand by the door and back everyone so no one sees my face. I'll sit in the last carriage in the train because its the least crowded. If for some reason, it is crowded, I'll wait for the next. Ive had to wait for 4 or more trains sometimes. And whatever carriage i sit in starts to smell of poo after 5 minutes. 

I walk around with my head buried.

I have been highly shamed because of this several times. At work, a co- worker sprayed air freshener around me saying " i can't stand horrible smell". Other co- workers and clients cover their noses immediately they see me walk in. 



I entered a bus with some high school students once and they all put their clothes over their nose and started saying in loud voices that they were going to choke because of someone's smell. Another time, a woman walked up to me in a crowded bus telling me how I was stinking so badly.


I saw different doctors but they thought my mind was messed up until one finally found the cause- Trimethylaminuria or TMAU. TMAU is a rare metabolic disorder where the body finds it difficult to convert Trimethylamine (which has a pungent odour) to Trimethylamine oxide (an odourless compound). 


Trimethylamine builds up in the body and comes out through urine, breath and sweat. The sad news is there is no cure yet. It is managed by diet, taking vitamin B12, activated charcoal and chlorophyllin and using soaps between ph level 5.5-6.5 and avoiding constipation. All these just minimizes the smell.


Now everything made sense. The smell i emit is based in what i eat. If i eat meat or chicken or egg yolk, i smell like poo. If i eat fish, i smell like fish. If i eat anything with onions, i smell like onion. Currently, i cannot eat corn, cabbage, spinach, garri, semo, okra, fish, shrimps, broccoli, beans, tomatoes, onions, any organ meat..in fact, anything with high levels of choline or lecithin. You cannot even cheat with 1 spoon of those items.


Unfortunately, i cannot use the activated charcoal because i am also on dialysis and that would interfere with my medications. So i have to keep living with my smell everyday.


While some body/ mouth odour is caused by poor hygiene, not all of them are. Some people deal with more complex issues.

Thanks for sharing Stella

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Police Extortion And Abuse of human right


Good day madam Stella,


I am ardent reader of your blog,was introduced by my ex in 2015,became addicted since then.God bless your great heart..I want to use this medium to tell whoever is in the helms of affairs of the Nigerian police force to call the area commander and the DPO of the Nigerian police force to order.


 On the Friday 18th of May 2018 I have retired for the day before a friend called me he was picked by the police where he was buying bread at last gate in karmo this was 9pm,even asked him to enter the police van with the bread..He is a pharmacist,he was on afternoon duty and was returning from work,I had to go and help him call an elderly man living in his compound who knew one or two people,on getting to the station I realised lots of people were picked even ladies . 



 We were outside the police station till around 12 am Saturday morning before he was released because the man in his compound pulled some strings before he was released. On his release he was telling me,he was already stripped to his boxers and put in a cell.He did not pay before been released but bail was set at 10k,a lady I was with outside before his release told me her two brothers were picked,a mother her daughter,a man even said his son was picked at a burial.What I even noticed was that not one Hausa guy or girl was picked and people living in karmo are predominantly Hausa's. 


 My friend was lucky because he knows someone, what of people that don't know anybody and cannot afford the bail.This has to stop and this act of extortion, trampling on peoples human right has to end...Thank you






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BAD ADVICE OR NOT

Please I urgently need your advice...

About 8 years ago my parents let out their bungalow to a family of
Five along the line they had another child, now the issue ,sometimes
the dad would stay six months without paying rent, my parents are in
their 80's so dragging rent from them isn't funny, my dad would have
to call them severally before they would pay a few months. 


Sometimes when he my dad ask the wife for rent she would promise that in a few weeks time they would pay, , when the time frame elapse and my dad ask
the husband he would say he didn't tell the wife to make such promise.


The education of this kids is another issue, they can stay a whole
term without going to school just because of school fees, it went on
for sometime before their mum was advised to put the kids in
government school since she can't afford private.


Just yesterday, was chatting with the eldest daughter who would be 18
this year and she complained of been saddled with some responsibility
she isn't ready for. This young lady wrote waec last year but their
result was cancelled, it was the mum who paid her enrolment fee, she
got a job last year so she can save and re enrol next year, salary is
just ten thousand naira but her mother and father keeps taking the
salary from her, she doesn't even have 5k in her account, they have
left buying of nepa recharge and filling of cooking gas to her, if
her mum wants to pay for meeting she comes to her too at the end of
the day she ends up with nothing.


Her dad drives keke but contributes little or nothing to their upkeep.
I advised her to open an account and be depositing 5k every month into
the account then pay her tithe and then take 4k home.
Please I need to know if I advice her wrongly,





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VACANCY IN SURULERE


A top-notch Entertainment Company based in Surulere, Lagos is in need of an experienced female secretary.

Interested candidates should please send their CVs and passport photograph(s) to wellsent2015@gmail.com.




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HERITAGE COUTURE


Our shirts are crafted with an obsessive attention to details, because YOU our customer is at the heart of our uniqueness...
Send ur shirt size and get a shirt (official and casual) for 6k. let's make some nice designs for you...
WhatsApp/ call 08080617502 to check our samples.
IG: Heritage_couture_
We deliver nationwide
N.B.. Promo coming up soon





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First grade bags and babies foot wear

 First grade bags and babies foot wears. Please if you can post this in any of your IHN. I want to go into first grade OK bags, baby wears and foot wears. I will like anybody that buys direct from Cotonou to contact me as I will like to do market survey and buy in bulk. I must make it in this life. My no: 07033570123. Ifechi589@gmail.com





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A mini flat for rent + relocation sales

The said apartment is presently  occupied by me. It's located at lawanson. I'll be relocating in June(month end) hence, I'm putting it up for anyone interested. It's a miniflat with two bathrooms and toilets. Interior is neat with POP and well maintained (pictures attached). The environment is friendly and serene. 


Constant water supply as we have light at least 18 to 20 hours everyday. There's a generator to pump water in case PHCN decides to act funny(this happens once in a blue moon). It's gated and just few tenants. Annual rent is 400k. Also available for sale are a 32" LG smart TV, 1hp Chigo AC, centre table,  brand new OX ceiling fan(bought in February) and a modern electronics shelf. Pictures attached.
PS: The apartment is available from July 1st
Contact me on 08067097421.




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ANKARA JUST FOR YOU


We handle contract of Asoebi for wedding and other ceremonies. 
We can deliver more than 100 pieces to you.
Order for your dutch Holland Ankara.
#4200 only. 100% pure cotton

Delivery is everywhere.

Call; 07013087887
WhatsApp; 07037210981
Instagram: ankaraowl

This week giveaway Ankara to three people will be for Chike and Chikito and beloved my blog PA..Ola please contact them for their addresses.The next giveaway will be on Friday....Five more Ankara to go.

Blog PA Please remind me.



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FOR SALE

 16gig iphone 6plus, very clean, Fairly used, no dent, no fault. ‎ Call to get more details, Kelvin 08137291569.

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WHAT DO I DO?

Good day everyone, biko bvs help me out here. l;m about to break up with my boyfriend because I told him no sex, sleepovers, and playing wife duty. Dude did not accept oo,said he can;t date someone that wouldn;t cook or sleepover. I;m not bothered, because I don;t really like him.



But there is this other guy that is on my case,we are just friends for now, but this guy also thinks the same too especially in the sleepover and playing wife duties. Please my question bvs,I;m I being too rigid, especially in the playing wife duty part, cos the sleepover is just a no no for me since I want a no sex relationship. Has anyone;s relationship worked out without doing any of the above?  

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WEDDING DRESS WITH A GIVEAWAY..

I will like to sell this beautiful size 8-12 wedding dress for 65k.
It also comes with a free basket, free bouquet, free veil and also size 39/40 stoned silver shoes.
I can be contacted on 08139037793. My location is Lagos.



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