When I go out, I don't use any toilet till anytime I get back home.
No matter how dirty my toilet gets, I prefer it to the sparkling toilets in some banks anyday, anytime.
I spend the whole day outside sometimes and I don't feel pressed but as soon as I get to my door, I would almost pee in my pants. It irritates me to use a toilet outside of my home and surprisingly, my body system has adjusted to it.
One time while travelling to the East some years back by bus and I took so much liquid on the way, I was pressed, when the bus stopped at a petrol station with plenty toilets, while other passengers queued to use the toilets, I just entered inside the bush to pee.
The only time I frequently used the loo outside of my home was when I was pregnant. Mothers in the house would agree with me that in pregnancy, you can't hold pee for long, it would come rushing to your pants. Lol. This made me to use some banks and eateries toilets. As a result, I was treating mild infection every other month, at a point I was scared for my baby.
Well, since I gave birth, the only thing that takes me to a clean toilet like #Zenith Bank's own is mirror selfie. Lol. The toilets in some of their branches are clean and beautiful with plenty mirrors for a good mirror selfie.
Meanwhile, I heard some ladies climb on the toilet seat and stand on it when they want to use it. How weird! Lmao.
So, my people, na only me waka come for this one?
Mama Tee
I can't even try it. Lailai.
ReplyDeleteWhen some Terrible shit hold you, you'll forget all these policies.
DeleteAll these ladies wey dey behave like say them no dey sheet, na dem sheet dey cause
Deletecommotion. In fact, some of them suppose use toilet when them dey fart; them mess eh?
Boko Haram bomb no fit compete!
When I was pregnant, I was always carrying dettol around 24 7. E get some kind shit wey go hold you ehh or piss, hmm, you will rush to the toilet.
DeleteI drink about five litres of water daily, peeing outside my house is inevitable. I hardly get any infections self.
DeleteI went to a boarding school, the art of pooing and peeing without any part of your body touching the toilet is a must have. That's how I do it.
I have a very sensitive skin, I remember one job I was doing once like that nd we all share toilet, whenever I use my home toilet I don't feel any irritation but once I use that one ahhh the irritation starts. I started holding my pee from then oo. Whenever I use any public toilet if really pressed once I get home I drink plenty water so I get to pee a lot and flush out whatever.
ReplyDeleteMama tee be doing advert for @Zenith bank, hope they will pay you for this stylish advert. Hehehehe
DeleteLols
DeleteYou would agree with me that their banking halls and toilets are very comfy, advert aside.
I can relate....Zenith Bank's toilets are always clean and comfortable too. No irritating smell, no water on the floor, sparkling white tiles, waste bins for disposing tissues and pads.
DeleteI thought am the only one suffering from this. Lolz my neighbors will be wondering why am always walking so fast once am coming back.
ReplyDeletei must be one in a million, i work in a bank and i Poo and Wee in the toilet whenever im pressed. i cannot come and kill myself, when i stay in the office for over 12 hours atimes.
DeleteI place tissue paper over the toilet seat before i sit down and i do my business. its mostly in the toilet i chat with my paddies cos once i'm at my desk, no time.
Me I don't pee outside oo
ReplyDeleteHubby will be shouting it's affects the bladder
Biko, the fear of infection is the beginning of wisdom
Continue holding your urine in, you hear. You are playing with KIDNEY disease!
ReplyDeleteWow!
DeleteThank God I can even hold pee cos I drink a lot of water.
And kidney infection
DeleteAlso urinary incontinence (leaking pee especially when you sneeze or laugh)
And kidney infection
DeleteAlso urinary incontinence (leaking pee especially when you sneeze or laugh)
Lols
DeleteAnon I don't hold the pee like that. Most times, I don't feel pressed until I get to my door.
You aren’t alone mama tee, the fear of dirty public toilets.., I would rather hold it which I know is dangerous than to see or smell disgusting public toilet. Why is it that people don’t leave clean tollet the way they met it?
ReplyDeleteOhhhh!Pregnancy weee can be something else!
ReplyDeleteWhen I had my first child,I was so scared thinking its an abnormality.
But Mama Tee,piss never catch you Sha.Sis piss get level.
~~~Gee-z~~~
That pregnancy pee I story fo another day. I pee on myself several times during pregnancy
DeleteOh it can be something else! You just can't hold it...you just can't.
DeleteWhen I was pregnant, I pee at least 20 times a day.
DeleteI can't use other people's toilet, and I clean my toilet right after visitors use it. I don't trust anybody with WC's. What if some of their poo, urine, menstrual blood was on the toilet seat,and they wiped it with a tissue?
ReplyDeleteI also don't like using any toilet outside my home. When I go on a visit to any relative, I won't poo for the number of days that I stay there. When I get to my house, that is when poo will come
ReplyDeleteHaaa. You are trying.
DeleteIn my own case, poo will come after the third day if I'm staying longer than 3 days
Haha nobody likes to pee or worse poop outside their homes lmao so it’s no big deal. But sometimes you can’t just help it though unless you want to pee on yourself.
ReplyDeleteY'all that stay there and gist while your friends are inside, I don't know what your plans are in this life.
ReplyDeleteOlivia leave us ohhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I even clean my toilet right after visitors use it.I don't trust anybody with toilets.I'm always thinking, what if they accidentally have some of their poo, urine, or mentrual blood on the toilet seat,and wiped it with a tissue? Lol I know it weird, but I'm used to doing it. I'm very sensitive when it comes to toilets lol
ReplyDeleteI also don't poo when I go visiting any relative, I won't poo for the number of days I spend there until I get back home.
ReplyDeleteUna go dey form neatness ontop the one wey go kill you. How would you not poop for days???! All that toxins and nastiness running amok in your body? Tufia! It’s called waste for a reason, you’re supposed to get rid of it as often as possible. The same way you’d not keep rotten garbage in your house for days is the same way you’re not supposed to hold poop in for days! You people should learn to put some respect on your bodies oh it’s not a junk yard!! You should take a shit at least once a day, that’s the healthy thing to do. Google bowel impaction to know how serious taking a regular dump should be taken. Your body reabsorbs the filth when you don’t be get rid of it and when different diseases start to manifest, una go dey Call village people.
DeleteI remember how I bumped on a handsome guy with a very long dick In one eatery. We made use of the clean toilet. The doggy he gave me was the best. I was about to screamed but he quickly covered my mouth. He fcked my brains out. When I came out, my eyes were red people were given me side eyes
ReplyDeleteYou shagged a guy you just met??? In a public toilet? Please tell me you used protection!
DeleteThis one na BamBam sister #TeamToilet
DeleteOlosho isssa goal ✔️
DeleteIt was an emergency so no protection but it was my safe period and I also took pills later. Forget HIV or stds, I have a native ring that prevent that. I hate condoms.
DeleteFcking a raw big dick is very sweet. OMG, fcking that big dick raw is the real deal. It was so sweeeeet. We kept meeting up for good fck till he left the country. Guy travelled out of the country for his masters. Can't wait to have him back though I have a medium sized dick from my office here trying his best. Even if we both get married to someone else, I will look for another big dick. If I don't marry a big dick, I will keep fcking his big dick secretly till any of us die
Fabu story. Keep deceiving yourself to Feel good
DeleteSo.... where are those who live in 'Face me, I slap you' houses? All man dey claim posh and neatness now.... Some who even have decent toilets but are not in any way neat will come here and claim sanitary mistress......
ReplyDeleteMy dear!!!!!! The thing tire me oh 😂😂😂
DeleteIf my eldest sister travels she can hold shit for up to one week. I do not know how she do it sha.
ReplyDeleteDoes she not take her bath? She can decide to pee while bathing.I doubt it's possible to hold pee for 1wk
DeleteCheska, Whatever is referring to poo poo and not wee wee.
DeleteFunny enough, I was never pressed during my pregnancy. I stayed hours without urinating and I drank a lot of water o. At 8 months pregnant, I remember that I didnt pee almost through out one day (attended a wedding) and I didnt feel it. Bodies differ sha.
ReplyDeleteThank God for you. I had to pee every hour! Not that I even drink water that much. But it was all for good, right?😘
DeleteBoarding school toilet tales 😭😭😭. Jesus. I felt for those that their morning duty was to wash toilet. I was assigned and after 4 days, my legs broke out with rashes and I had to stop. After that, never washed toilet, bathroom and the laundry room
ReplyDeleteJust saw your last paragraph 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI'm a pro when I come to holding pee or poo. If I leave my house by 9am and I have the urge to pee by 9:30am and I'm not home, best believe I'm holding that pee till when ever time I'm getting home. Even if it's 9pm. I won't even feel so pressed. The whole urge comes flooding down when I come back home and get to my door. That's when I'll start dancing till I get to the bathroom
ReplyDeleteI am use to it. I can't stop. One time I wanted to try and pee outside my home but it didn't work
Heheeheheh
DeleteFab mum go and test your kidney o. Somebody said up there that it damages the kidney
There is nothing like toilet infection.
ReplyDeletethere is urinary tract infection and it is never spread through toilet use.
people need to get informed.
-Medicl
Thanks dear. So what diseases does the toilet spread when shared with an infected person?
Deleteyou could get skin reactions, if your skin is sensitive. but that infection that affects your privates, doesnt come from sharing toilets. microrganisms do not wait on the toilet seat and jump into your privates.
Deletethere are many predisposing factors to UTI or what we call vaginitis caused by candida.
this needs a special post oh
Lols
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of this Olivia. We stay there and gist and snap pictures.
Please don't hold urine in to avoid kidney disease. I'd advise you squat over the bowl of a public toilet. Don't ever sit on a public toilet please
ReplyDeleteU people are saying rubbish...when i was in uniben i use to shit very well in Zenith bank...like bery very well
ReplyDeleteZenith bank have entered SDK blog.
Delete@ZenithBank have clean toilets truly
See my brethren,😅😅😅.It was that access bank opposite hall 1 that suffered it during my time. Come and see babes running to the bank as if they have better transaction to carry out meanwhile na shit transaction dey carry us go bank.😅😅
DeleteZenith bank toilets are very clean. But that doesn't mean we should becare less while using them
DeleteLol @ kidjo
DeleteYour vagina ph balance is off. Toilet cannot give you an infection because you sit on your thigh not that you use the water to wash your vagina. Stop putting soap or water inside and stop douching, that's more likely the cause of your infection
ReplyDeleteNot just standing there and gisting, some bring out their phones in the toilet, (it’s a very bad habit) I watched it on the real, how bacteria sticks to our phones and cus we can’t wash the phones we take the bacteria out into the world, stop doing it, even if it’s your personal toilet
ReplyDeleteI'm like you. Ironically not like my toilet is always neat. Its always clean but not always clean. I still prefer it to clean toilet outside. I have a bowl in d office. I pee in it then pour and flush it down. After the toilet disease I suffered like 15 years ago, I've not had a recurrence because I've been very careful. I'm mostly scared of toilets outside Nigeria, they are so clean and tidy by Oyinbos have strange diseases abeg, their sexual proclivities expose them to many and one can get infected by sharing toilet with them.
ReplyDeletePlz how did you treat it share plz.
DeleteIts like most people on the blog did not go to boarding school. Those who know, know. Na hanging system sure pass. If I'm pressed I can use most clean toilets, bcos there is a method. Listen well. Use tissue to line the inside of the WC so that there's no ricochet when your waste drops in. Flush using tissue to hold handle. Wash up very well and use sanitizer. Then lastly and very important, use tissue to cover the toilet door handle when exiting. Has worked for me for years since leaving boarding. Holding pee is bad for kidneys and holding poo can lead to all kinds of complications including colon cancer.
ReplyDeleteHow do youall not poo for days?????!!! I poo twice a day, minimum. I can't be walking around with afo nsi. When you finally go, its a nuclear BOMB!!!