The Gist:
I was invited to an event, infact no be me them invite sef I was just going there to represent.
On arrival, there were men and women on suit and everybody's shoe was doing ko ko ka everywhere.
The ushers rushed forward and said ''madam welcome this way pls'' na so emergency heat begin catch me, infact I began to feel very dizzy and was already sweating . for like 1 minute I stood there looking at the speed at which the elevator was going up and I no wan fall myself hand talk say I no sabi climb the thing .
I kept staring at the elevator and the elevator was staring at me too, my mind was saying wo! God catch you today .. that koi-koi wey u put for leg so, try carry am climb that thing if you no go meet yourself for ground, another mind said na lie climb jor .
All the while my tummy began to turn and I went to meet the usher and said please where is the convenience she pointed up and said just go upstairs..In my mind I shouted Jesus!!! Devil you are a liar o!
I smiled and said oh, thank you, in my mind I was like this is the end I dey go back, I turned to leave and kayode was coming towards me in a shinning suit, oh Vera you are here! Na so God take save me that day o. I held on tightly to his hand like my life depended on it. I heaved a sigh of relieve when we got upstairs and everywhere was crowded, anything wey them bring I stretch hand carry.
When event was over everybody begin comot, I searched for kayode everywhere and I couldn’t find him, I went towards the elevator to go down and the speed it was going started making my tummy turn again, I removed my shoes maybe I would be able to do it and I couldn’t ,so I went back into the venue and it was just workers that was clearing up and some few people left. Wetin I go do like this? No another way o, I must climb the elevator.
I went back towards it and said patapata if I fall I go wound small and voila I stretched my leg and jump on the thing and when it was remaining like 2 to the end if you see the way I jumped down eeehn. The guy in front of me turned and his looks screamed “This one na Village girl” but e no matter I did it o.. I climb Elevator Myself
I have been going to city mall for days now to perfect my elevator climbing skills .. if you are scared of Elevators like me , please contact me let me teach you .. Expert elevator climber at your service
*Huh?Mama Nnuku Are you talking about Escalator?LMAO
All these drama for that very easy escalator?? Looooooool!
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ReplyDeletesee as I come confuse dey read "elevator" as escalator?
But the girl sabi tell stories; just a little brush up.
Mama Nnuku,i think you meant Escalator.
ReplyDeleteYou mean escalator? Elevators are lifts and are different
ReplyDeleteLol, that must be an escalator. I felt same too the first day i climbed it. I would always develop cold feet when i see i need to use an escalator to get to where i wish to. I still experience that fear till date but a little better than how i use to feel about it.
ReplyDeleteLol this story reminded me when I started using escalator, I will go in date but will be scared to use it and thank God I had the confidence to tell whoever I was with that I couldn't use it and they understood (omo no shame there o) but thank God I over came that fear, I even prefer it now to normal staircase.
ReplyDeleteNo be small local shit you be oooooo. Elevator kor, Escalator Ni
ReplyDeleteSo you're a local woman ??? Elevator??? Really? Illiterate
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you have just corrected her than the insult. People be hiding behind their chinco phones to type trash
DeleteGod bless u anonymous 22:54, And suddenly everyone turned her teacher. Please make una write una own make we see.
Deletehahahahaha first day i enter elevator when i was invited for an interview, i never see elevator before, i thank God someone was inside and asked me where I wanted to stop, na God make me no disgrace myself.
ReplyDeleteThere is no disgrace in it
Deletethere is always a first time
you tell someone to help you
that you've not done it before; simple.
Hahahahahahahaha, I never use escalator before, when I do I'll post my story. I pray I won't be very dramatic..
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteESCALATOR MAAM..E DEY HAPPEN
ReplyDeleteI HATE escalators. I prefer to enter 100 elevators than take 1 escalator. That's how I almost embarrassed myself at MMA sometime ago,I jejely took the staircase by the side the next time.
ReplyDeleteNepa never strike when you dey inside elevator?
DeleteFor one bank like that, all the men remove them clothes; everything.
And the women?
you know na -see as christmas goats dey sweat!
We have an elevator at my apartment building. I'm so freaking scared of being trapped in an elevator that I trek upstairs and downstairs everyday (I'm on the 3rd floor.) Anyday, I'm so tired after work, I bone face and I remove my heels and walk upstairs barefoot. Me that I'm even claustrophobic then PHCN will still strike while I'm in that metal box?? God forbid.
DeleteThe first experience is always funny. funny storyline
ReplyDeleteEscalators or elevators it a no for me
ReplyDeleteReally? How do you go to 5th or 10th floor flats or rooms?
DeleteShe will climb the stairs
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteI can so relate
When I was little, they scared me shitless. I’d rather use the stairs or elevators if they had any or beg to be carried. Until one day I just decided to brave it and I discovered it wasn’t even half as bad!
Looool mama Nnuku!! I laughed so hard!! There's always a first time my dear.
ReplyDeleteI and escalators are sworn enemies. We don't gel at all. I can't deal o. Na drama for me everytime l try to get on one.
ReplyDeleteI was confused reading at first. I later realized she meant escalator.
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