I boarded a bus from the bus-park, seated beside me was a guy in Agbada, he looked neat, shiny and like an Ajebutter.. He is the type they refer to as bold and beautiful.
We all paid our fares and continued the journey. Two people alighted on the way and a young lady and one olopa entered.
The olopa told the bus driver to park, that the place he stopped isn’t his designated bus-stop and the driver said ''oga busses stops there, you and me know that place is a bus-stop'' . The olopa began to argue with him and everybody in the bus started shouting screaming and supporting the driver . the olopa won’t have any of it.
So the guy in Agbada stepped down, he was fit and bold and the following convo took place:
Agbada guy: (in a very bold voice )hey you come here, signaling to the police with so much confidence he brought out his phone pretending to be calling someone in higher position, I am at a so-so junction and I need you to dispatch some of your boys right now, there is a olopa harassment
Olopa: Shaking and trembling already
Agbada Guy: his name is on his badge, moves close to the olopa a bit
Olopa: Please sir , Please sir I am sorry sir
Agbada guy: You must be stupid I will deal with you .. I said what’s your full name ? Are you stupid ?
Olopa: Yes sir , sorry sir..
Agbada guy: looks at him with one funny eye he entered back into the front seat and ordered our driver to zoom off
Olopa: stood there shaking and trembling .
All passenger began to hail the guy and thank him, the driver and his conductor was so happy they began to thank him, then the guy said , it is God that saved all of us o. I wasn’t calling anybody or know anybody oo. I am just a student .. He brought out is Lasu Id card .. lmao..
So who is saying big-body isn’t good.. I must get big body by fire by force o..
Na so this one take shele o
*hahahahahahahahhahhahahahaahahahahah OMG...please nobody should try this with Police,Sars or Army oooooooooooooo
Funny, interesting but risky too lol
ReplyDeleteThe guy gada mind sha.
DeleteLol
hahahahahahahahahaha omo I have claimed "lawyer" wella ooo
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂....studebt pulled that deadly stunt? God really saved all of you.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... ok?
ReplyDeleteThank God he wasn't caught, Lol
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteIf he was caught ehn, na all of una for sleep station that night because police will accuse you each of one thing one thing.. You guys got lucky
ReplyDeleteVery funny. The guy get kind sha
ReplyDeleteNot new na, but you have to be smart about it . Lol....
ReplyDeleteLMAO. God really saved you people
ReplyDeletePlease what ologba?
ReplyDeleteOlopa means Policeman in Yoruba Language.
DeleteLols I always look forward to her gist
ReplyDeleteHahhahaah
ReplyDeleteMama nnuku ibiakwa ....so hilarious. God saved you guys, you for sleep for cell that night
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