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Friday, May 11, 2018

Friday Spontaneous

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Good Morning my BV's........Its gonna be a cold day but the Sun is gonna shine anyway!
Today is the last in house news for the week,so if you have any advertising that needs attending to this week,please mail me.

About Yesterday's Chronicle?....that story is too horrendous to be true and too detailed to be a lie......

......it gave me nightmares this night just imagining that someone went through that and came out alive and is still sitting down in there...I am like OMG!

With what she has recounted,there is no way she will have a Bank account and if she has one I will faint..LOL

Make i no spoil another person garri,if you feel moved to help her with cash,please contact me for her email address and/or phone number.


If you posted yesterday about a 3 year old girl who passes faeces through her privates,please send me a mail and lets get her help out there...I am sure if we post it,she will get the needed help....There are so many Charity Organisations that will take up her case...

Those of you who take sides with warring blog visitors to escalate the matter,how Market?Una well done!

Chikito and Andro,please hold your fire and move on,message passed,lessons learnt...Move on!..There are no real friends or real enemies on the internet...ONLY REAL CASH...hahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

Kisses to you both!!!

*Side eyes at Others*

Have a nice day Everyone...........

Spit positivity into your day!!!

Kisses!

Oops before i forget....I have been thinking about this,How in heavens name does smelling shit make someone get high?

204 comments:

  1. Yes indeed, It won't be long now, things are going to work so fast in our favour in Jesus Mighty Name, AMEN.

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    1. Amen! Hi pastor.๐Ÿ™‹‍♀️

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    2. Stella my ๐Ÿ˜
      Sex is everything in marriage
      My marriage has been sweet ever since we tied the knot, we have been experimenting in the Oza room
      And food too... They work hand in hand
      Am so tired Abeg, have a lovely day beevees

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    3. Abeg enjoy it jare especially when you are really in love with your beloved

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    4. Good morning bvs! Annon 9.02 enjoy jare.

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  2. As a Parent, I do not think I can put my child in a school where discipline is found lacking.
    So,I went to a school on Monday morning before they even started Assembly and the Headmistress hadn't come by then,soon Assembly started and I quietly entered observation mood where I was sitting waiting for their head.What I saw made me wonder a lot. The children were indifferent to their teachers, it was just too obvious, a teacher would talk himself to stupor and the children would just behave nonchalantly,until the teacher uses anger,then a few of them would respond
    To open their mouths on the assembly ground was a problem just one or two person responding, almost half of the pupils were late.
    Soon the Headmistress came and the first thing she said was "we don't flog in this school" thinking she was doing a favor. I just kept wondering if she couldn't see the harm in it, the children were zero character- wise.

    After leaving that place I checked out another school and I saw a huge difference, as soon as the children sighted their teachers even from the gate,the next you heard were "Good morning Ma, Good morning Sir".
    They respected their teachers and any adult on sight. I saw how alert or should I say alive,they were and I noticed their teachers wasted no time in disciplining them when necessary.
    I do not know but this policy of using no cane on children in some schools, is it worth it?

    Secondly, what is it with Parents not taking care of their children before they come to school. In both schools I noticed how tattered most of the children were,their uniforms were rumpled and dirty,some of them looked as if they just came out from the dustbin that morning and decided to come to school that day,some looked as if they hadn't taken bath for some days not to talk of applying cream on their bodies.In the second school I went to,the teachers checked the nails and teeth of the pupils,some of them their teeth had turned yellow and some of them the odour that oozed out of their mouth was something else, as soon as the teacher brought out her cane some confessed that they forget to brush their teeth that morning. And I just kept wondering where the parents of these children were.
    Parents should please take care of their children,it is your responsibility for Christ sake and to think some of these mothers are house- wives. Shm

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    1. Eka joy will orgasm on this! Na joke o!

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    2. Emoji ,u can say that again. During our ptc on Wednesday, our proprietress kept hammering on how we don't flog children and stuff and I was just yimuing on her head.

      She's yet to see some of us in action. Shebi me I even flog with love (as in quite light that even the kids were telling the new kids in my presence that I don't know how to flog)

      But two new male teachers that were employed last term ehn, they will be flogging and I will be begging but those ones don't even hear cries. They will even beg u to go report to their parents.

      Before the ptc, we promised the kids that they would cut grasses if their parents or rep refuse to show up. We do that usually but never come through with the punishments.

      My school has the most nonchalant parents ever that despite all said and done, only a few still showed up. Normally we would have just told the students how disappointed we were and move on but this new uncle no gree oh.

      See uprooting of grasses with ordinary hand for over 1hr for the secondary students and clearing the playground of grasses and sweeping of the whole compound by the children. I was happy we have someone so fearless as to see this through as my pity pity nature would have released the kids early.

      Luckily for us, a parent also suggested that punishments have to be meted out to serve as a deterrent.

      We are patiently waiting for the parents that will come to school to fight today as that's the only time they know they are not too busy to come to school. Mtsheeew

      So yea, emoji, I orgasmed on this comment

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    3. That’s it. The nonsense school I am doing my PPA in at the moment...na then worse pas. They have no fear at all, I have talked until my voice has cracked I have given up on them and just let them make noise. They good ones that want to learn , learn. The unserious ones don’t even care! They don’t flog them in the Sch so I can’t do otherwise. I can’t wait to pass out this month , they drive me crazy; very stubborn children. They are not even as young they should be yet very silly! I also don’t pity them when marking, some will even repeat; serves them right. School these days are something else. I don tire abeg.

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    4. The problem is that there is so much indiscipline in schools most especially private schools. You will hear the day you flog my son, i will deal with you and so these private schools instead of allowing parents to carry their children to another school, came up with no cane, no punishment to retain students.

      Anyway this is what we are seeing, parents too dont care again about their children or ward. Waywardness is the reward people are experiencing.

      It is well with the way children are being brought up and misbehaving. Eayah na wa oo

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    5. I dont even want to talk about my own experience

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    6. When I saw eka joy's comment I first thought I saw Emjay, when I saw how long the comment was and with little or no errors, I quickly went back and looked at the name again and saw its eka joy. It would have fainted if emjay makes such a comment. Lmao.

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  3. Top of the morning to y'all. I am a fresh graduate looking forward to working with a non governmental organization. I studied history and international studies. Very hardworking and dedicated. It has always been been my dreams and desire to work with an NGO. Pls any bvs in the house that know a good one i can work with should pls contact me on forloveella@gmail.com. I don't mind working as a volunteer anywhere at all but Preferable location is Edo/Delta. God bless you Stella. Plssssss post

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  4. Good morning Beautiful people all the world! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

    Bv God, thank you for yesterday, thank you today and thank you for the assured future. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

    PS: You will never see a truly successful person talking down on other people's hustle. Never.

    #TGIF #Kisses #Assurance

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    1. P.A of laive. Jisike.๐Ÿ˜˜

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    2. Sandy Yo! Issa Baby Girl for life! ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜

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    1. Lucile they finished you yesterday on ihn
      They said you are stingy that you have never done giveaway before and you don't give discount, they mentioned Lagos shopper too. They forgot to mention Thelma Cakes that takes the crown.
      That one only knows how to beg. I was surprised she didn't beg for crayfish. Maybe she did with her other ids. Kwakwakwakwwakwakwakwa

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    2. Some SDK bvs and igniting quarrel are like 5 & 6. Lucile biko ignore ooh. Or is it their stinginess?

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    3. Finished her? Did it reduce d quality n quantity of her oils?

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    4. That Lagos shopper is something else. I commented on one used sandals that she wanted to sell on used items post sometime last year. She wanted to sell a used flat sandals for #1500. I told her to give it out as giveaway that she has not done any giveaway here before despite all the free adverts that Stella has done for her but Stella did not approve the comment

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    5. Uncle always responding with daft ass licking comments. Mtsheew.

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    6. You can't bully anyone to give a discount. You can ask and if the person says no, well either pay or move to someone else. Even if you are a repeat buyer, Madam Coconut no dey remove kobo. If you say you are from SDK, she will shine teeth and say 'Ehya, welcome.' das all.
      So pay, others are paying. Or go and buy elsewhere. Simple.

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    7. Make una leave Lagos shopper for me, that babe has been saving my life since 19gborogodo. And I'm not Lagos shopper and I no get blog id.

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    8. U still want discount for 1500...i buy used authentic sandals 5k new one 7 or 8k...na wa dor una ooh ๐Ÿ˜ฎ...

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    9. Well I’ve only bought oil from Lucille twice. Both times, I couldn’t finish the bottles because the oils are not so great to be honest. Felt like groundnut oil was added. But she’s very polite.

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    10. @Fuck you, too much fuck have scattered your brain. Did you see me talking about discount for a used slippers? I said she should use it for giveway instead of trying to sell it. Moron

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    11. @fuck you are you naturally dumb or generally challenged.
      Who said anything about discount on sandals?
      If you can't comprehend a comment,zip it.
      Or ask your kinsmen to translate in your local dialect.

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    12. hhnmmm star girl your comment reminds me of the first time i went to badagry. i was excited to go to the market and buy coconut oil as per home of coconut trees....the woman i was referred to was supposed to be the most popular seller with quality oil.....as per jjc na she gave me i think about 5 litres for 3500..me i felt since coconut was cheap in badagry the oil will be cheap...got home happy i bought coconut oil but later found out she had mixed it with groundnut oil.the colour was a bit yellow sef....i hear they use flavor to enhance the smell....now i make my own coconut oil cos that what my kids use for their skin

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    13. Ahhh Baby Oku please can you make for me? I will pay. I will even pay before you make it.
      The type of coconut oil they sell in my area is groundnut oil and coconut fragrance.
      I bought coconut oil from a lady once, very tiny bottle oh but over pure dey worry am. Unfortunately she doesn't make anymore.

      Baby Oku, please can you make for me?

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    14. Anon 12:10 Why didn't you buy the scandal and do a giveaway since that's was your idea

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    15. Anonymous 09:28...really???flat sandal 1500?last year?very funny!!
      Iv a lot of friends her,just from selling,I don't have to announce anything I to do you!
      Anonymous 12:16 don't be so pained!
      I don't put most of the second hand items on her cos there's always 1/2 derogatory comment,the last sandal I put up was bought for 7k,worn for very few times and sold for 2k but did I need to come back here?

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  6. You can not solve a problem with the same level of awareness that created them.

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    1. Yinmu,we hear you ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Yes o,new tactics necessary!

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  7. Buhari should just tell is what ailment he has,you never can tell if Lady Bug could Prescribe Agbo for him.

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    1. Ola wealth wehdone sir
      Is this your official begging blog id?

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    2. As a native doctor that I is๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    3. Chaii hahaha...... Pls all this decoders how do you decode bvs even the ones that comment in anonymous mode. I carry hand up for una.

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    4. Lols...Ola come carry your sub

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    5. Tjay is easy na. The same way Madam Vertu phone revealed you are in PH and you quickly started speaking Ibo and mentioning nephew. *yimu.
      Tribe wey dem don dey ask you since. Lmoooo

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    6. Anonymous 9:51 even before that XP comment I already stated my location in this blog if actually you were following my comments. Infact that was what gave the lady that carried my matter as gala for head the hallucinations she was having then to be her aggrieved enemy. I think she has finally rest now or maybe re-strategizing for another onslaught.

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    7. Teejay biko do you read what you actually type before sending?if not pls start doing so

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    8. Teejay biko do you read what you actually type before sending?if not pls start doing so

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  8. Is it just my mum or do other parents use their morning devotion to clear whatever issues they feel they have with their children?๐Ÿ˜

    I'm asking because yesterday I was talking with my mum about some things and I was trying to explain to her about how times have changed from what it used to be during her time.

    She immediately counters me by telling that the world hasn't changed so much that it only wore a new dress and that what should guide my every decision should be the the word of God and the holy spirit(which I kind of agree with her but I enjoy the banters we have so I still argued ๐Ÿ˜‚ )

    This morning during devotion, the topic was spiritual sensitivity. My beloved momma ๐Ÿ˜ immediately used it to tackle our discussion yesterday. She said; "some people will just allow Facebook, twitter, internet and the lies people tell to be their decision maker its wrong! The holy spirit should be your only guide!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I love my mum seriously๐Ÿ˜

    Good morning BVs

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    1. Hahaha I can relate to this kind of things parents do.

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    2. Na so๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, mothers are special being ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    3. My sister always do this to her husband. Any disagreement they have or she ask him for something and he did not give her, next morning she will put all those things in prayer and indirectly talking to her husband and the husband will be replying, amen, amen, and amen. Abi person the argue Prayer?

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    4. hahhahahahah
      Morning devotions has always been for settling and resolving of issues since ages past๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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    5. Actually spiritual sensitivity is today's topic on rccg open heavens. Am sure it came at a right time.

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  9. Return money that you have borrowed even before the other person remembers that he lent it to you, be it #100
    #100,000 or #1, 000,000. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with
    borrowed umbrellas, pens, lunch boxes or any other item you borrow.

    Good morning lovelies ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    1. Lmao... Borrowed umbrella.!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      That umbrella shit is real mehn

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    2. Olori leave me abeg! Today issssa great day no work in kano today so I am good to go enough telemundo for me.

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    3. I never see person wey return pen in the banking hall before

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    4. Yes ooo.๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š Nothing like Integrity wallahi.
      Morning.๐Ÿ˜˜

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    5. My people happy weekend ojare
      A friend borrowed my umbrella and kept it for months,she thought I forgot.The day I went to her house was the day I picked my umbrella...

      Bee 10 momma, I will be at Ikeja city mall to see our boy today,enjoy you break ma'am ๐Ÿ’ƒ
      Ola,its annoying mehn
      Whatever,me no dey borrow person my pen oo
      Sandy darling, great weekend ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    6. hahahahaha very funny, i remember my friend Olivia that borrowed my slippers when we were in school, up to this day, the slippers no return home again.

      They are plenty oo.

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  10. Morning lovelies,issa very beautiful day,jumah mubaraq to my fellow Muslims,it is well with everyone, if u think u are going through the worst,when u hear other people talk,you will forever be indebted to baba God,so thankful to u olowogbogboro

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  11. After they smell shit n gutters, they will come n kiss one fine babe...omagaaaaad....with lizard dung tainted cum...pukes...if ur BF is a closet junkie, I can imagine what has been deposited inside you....arghhh

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    1. BB do you believe that news was real? That people can actually sniff laterine and then takes in lizard dung mixed with urine. I still find it hard to believe but not ruling out the possibility.

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    2. Ewwwwwwww ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    3. Its very real cos in kano they sniff poo from gutter and soak away its normal in the north no big deal to them.

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    4. Stay there....when u jam a crack head, u wee know.

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    5. You are so right
      Psycho

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    6. Hmmmmmm...... So the reasons of so many sick people in the society. I won't be surprise if some of them are here, for some comments are pointing towards that direction lol....

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    7. Yes tTjay give it to them hot hot fire fire
      Attack attack

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    8. i always pity people who look at northerners say na them holy pass....even their women wey cover hijab, what the do underground, just run and leave your slippers....I have lived in kaduna, kano, zaria, jos and did youth service in birnin kebbi, kebbi state so i know what am saying...

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  12. Give them give them open and close kimon ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ

    My favorite day of the week but this weekend I’d try not to wakajugbe ๐Ÿ˜ข. The weather has been good but every time it rains, something happens to the transformer. Since Saturday’s rain, my colleagues mentioned they haven’t had light in Ogudu and it’s environs.

    Which one is ouch ouch ouch again Stella lol Otedola with the money, Stella with the sub, BVs with the coding o.

    Anyway, wishing you all a great day yes you you you. Peace ✌️ out

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    1. So you can loosen up like this, you're always uptight ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Lolll sanctimonious, supercilious, oversabi aunty.

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  13. SDK, some pple dey high on smelling shit, it's common among some pregnant women, they practically put their nose for suckaway, if you hear some cravings ehnn, Inhaling the smell of shoemaker gum, eating correct sour soup etc.

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    1. pregnant women ke. God forbid bad thing. I have not seen or heard about that. All the pregnant women around me dont do that shit

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    2. Hian!!!, this is the first time I'm hearing this

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    3. yes oh, i have a friend who will be looking for cigarette stub to inhale...

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  14. Stella smelling shit can high You especially when you're in labour pains. Abum a witness. Good morning ndi nkem

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  15. Morning people. Don't allow anyone bring you down,you're responsible for only your actions and not their but be compassionate.

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    1. We hear you but you can come back and say trash, mtsheeeeew ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Lady Bug Lmaoooooooo leave the hungry hypocrite.

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    3. I still love your crazy attitude. Enjoy madam trash

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    4. You go under anonymous again with your frustrated life? You will make someone known on a blog and you'll still come back to say that person is licking the owner's body.
      Like I've always said,get a meaningful life offline and purge yourself of hatred.

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    5. Gerrahere, 'known' kor. 'known'. For the hole in your mind. Mkpi.

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  16. TGIF!!!!! Etinosa Oguigo how market na? you never still travel go abroad? oh i heard your mother's house was raized by fire. Hmmm so sad! no money now. but she needs to confess Her evil deeds

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  17. The beginning of any new relationship makes you wanna get married immediately until shit happens

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    1. Lol new relationship dey sweet like sex until few months down the line๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. Spill!!!!!

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    3. Spontaneous giveaway must reach Oluwadarasimi by fire by thunder. She has started commenting everyday again

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  18. I noticed my fiancee we are about getting married in two months do keep money in the car, and only withdraw little little amount of money, no he doesn't feel I'm taking it,it something he has been doing years back I know he doesn't trust people with his money n he even said when I dated him newly and came visiting he has tested me uncountable time with money n I pass all.
    I'm just worried cos how can I ask a man for money and he will stand up go car when we are married, have playfully talk to him about it n he said he used to it n he will change till now nothing.

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    1. Don't worry, he will stop when d money develop wings magically.

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    2. My dear, nothing wrong in your fiancรฉ choosing to keep some of his money in his car!
      Don't be a loud mouth..... Since you are the only one in the know, let it remain that way.

      Some of you complain about flimsy things that bis not even an issue.

      Wishing you a peaceful and happy home.

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    3. Until thieves came knocking, then he will change. My boss use to put some change in his cars to test the drivers. The drivers passed the test sha because they know say na test the man always do for them.

      Me too chop his money clean mouth. He no get mouth to ask me

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    4. tell him to stop keeping money in his car. my stingy dad does that until the day thieves opened his car and stole 300 thousand Naira

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    5. Nothing to worry about here,if he thinks his car is the safest place to keep his money, why worry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    6. I swear. Flimsy things. My husband keeps money in d car. I care not. It developed wings once and get he didn't stop. Wetin concern me. So far it doesn't affect my bank transfers.

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    7. 8:22'Nothing wrong with a fiance keeping money in a car?'
      Seriously?
      With all due respect, I strongly doubt that you are a married woman.
      There are fundamental red flags that even blind people can see.
      Poster 8:07, address those red flags, address the fundamental issues.
      Because no issue exists in isolation. It's all linked to greater issues.
      Some of you are so desperate for a ring, that you see a raging tornado and call it a whisper.
      Be guided.

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    8. Anon 09:12 Why don't you explain since you see something wrong with it. People that keep money in their safe at home nko?. Abeg don't make an issue where there is none

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  19. True Life Story

    So many years ago, there was this man called Ken(not real name) but his nickname is obele mmiri na ebu ogwe.
    He went for a burial and was drinking his beer jeje and one of his friends hailed him by his nickname. One old man sitting beside him asked him
    Old man: nna, isiri na aha GI bu obele mmiri na ebu ogwe?

    Ken: yes sir

    Old man: hmmmm, nna izakwara oke aha.

    After some minutes

    Old man: Nna, isiri na o obele mmiri na ebu ogwe?

    Ken: yes sir

    Old man: hmmmm ifea bukwa oke aha.

    After some minutes again he asked ken the same question again and Ken stood up and left without answering him again because of fear .
    After the burial when got home his tongue started pulling out. He was rushed to the hospital but no improvement. He was taken to the church and the prophet told him that someone used him to test his juju. He was heald and he narrated his story with the old man. That was how he stopped answering his nickname.


    Village people at work

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    1. So how do people who don't understand igbo get to enjoy the gist๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Hehehehehehehe! Chike Chyko!!!
      Kedu Ije gi nwanna. Ote kwana.. Amam na I noo ofuma. Gisike.๐Ÿ˜˜

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    3. CB, they don't get to enjoy it. He's a conceited tribalist with the I.q of a wall gecko.

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    4. The gist is not for non igbo speakers.

      Face front.

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    5. This one has started with his stupid stories everyday as he has heard that there will be Spontaneous giveaways

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    6. Story for the gods ๐Ÿ˜Ž
      In other news,have you started a new business ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    7. Sandy YO YO YO
      Nne adim oyi. Udo ma akwa. Ya gazire gi onyeoma

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  20. Yes oooh, I follow de escalate matter oooh.

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  21. Good morning Stella n Bvs.
    May today be great for us all as we go out.

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  22. Good morning to you all!
    Cold weather today with sun ☀ that shines with teeth.

    I chose to be happy
    I chose to be free
    I chose to stay on the side of truth
    I chose to never look back at old things
    I chose to move forward
    I chose wisdom
    I chose me
    Thank You Jesus.

    You all have a peaceful and fruitful day ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    1. Good morning Mrs A. You too

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    2. Yes ooooooo. Na so e suppose..
      Good morning dearie.๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    3. Good morning blessed mum... ๐Ÿ˜˜

      Sandy Yo babe, miss you here... ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿค—

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  23. My Dr advice me not to be using pad as there so many fake now and not good for women body, again but get a clean wrapper cut them into pieces and iron them before using.pls is it advisable?

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    1. No please... I won't suggest that as a woman. Just be changing your pads often

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    2. Hianest!!!! Wrapper ke?? Abeg ooooo. Cant even think it.๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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    3. Yes it is. When u finish you can use hot water to wash it off but if you want to throw it away you can. Make sure you tie it well in a nylon so that a stray dog won't eat it oooooo

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    4. Yinmu,just say you don't have money for original pad or tampons, doctor indeed ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    5. Your doctor is preparing your body for the surgery he will perform and his account for the money you will pay him.
      The wrapper is made up of what? What deposits the colours on the wrapper?
      Your brain is as valuable as a dummy cheque.

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    6. I have been using clothes for some months before getting pregnant and i am okay with it,so far u are the neat type

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    7. Im yet to see a fake always

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    8. Abeg it is not advisable. I think this advice should be ignored.

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    9. You sound like a teenager who just started menstruating sha....

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    10. @anon and Dada toyosi, you say what? Hian!!!!!

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    11. How can you use cloth in this age and time? I'm sorry but that Dr must be a quack. There are quality sanitary pads out there...who said anything about Always? There are better brands. Don't use wrapper please. Do you know what those colors on the wrapper can do to your privates when they're damp? Hia!

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    12. please be specific....is your doctor a native doctor?

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  24. Good morning to all the "HEAD"masters,๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ PLATElickers, JUICEsqueezers..๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


    I hail ooo๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. All these shouldn't be your priorities for now,concentrate on making money ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    3. Seems someone had a wet dream

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    4. Ola you is very gooooooood. Guess u are an expert in that department.

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  25. Good morning Stella and lovely BVs.
    HHappy weekend to you all.

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  26. Good Morning Everyone.
    I hope my comment drops today.
    How have you all been?
    HaHava wonderful day and a lovly weekend ahead ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  27. Bvs ekaro ooo. Tante Stella ekaro ooo


    So I was laughing my head off last night reading back the Adesua post.
    First graduate bv that was busy screaming go back to school, please with your grammar how much is your day pay again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    1. Who is first class graduate here??? People no dey mind their business na feeling invincible. Jumping under people's comment spouting jizz. If moto crush you and you are still alive, make you face front, simple.

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  28. Good morning great people. Good to be here again and thank God for everything written about Him is Great. I am grateful for this opportunity.

    Hmmmmmmmm stories dey, please if you are still eating in the dream, having sex or feel someone is following you but you can perceive but dont know how or you hear your name everytime and when you turn you wont see who is calling you, abeg go and hold God tight to deliver you, the devil is really wicked.

    Those with spirit husbands how market? those with marine spirit how market? Una still dey believe say nothing like that, sorry for una oooo.

    Jesus is coming soon and dont lose in this world. Good morning everyone. God is God of yesterday, today and forevermore.

    Let me go and do small work. Tea mode activated

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  29. Good morning everyone have a great day ahead

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  30. Plots of land by the road for sale at umuebeke portharcourt road aba, abia state...2million per plot call 07089461621


    Please help me with a job in Ibadan, I'm a biology education graduate, and a Master student , working on my thesis I need a job any how badly

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  31. Good morning Bvs. @Fuck you I love your comment on the CEEBI interview post yesterday. @Kirks Yes I love CEECC so much even with her flaws I still love her, that is what is called loving someone unconditionally.

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    1. But you can't leave Tolex,with their flaws!Ogbeni you're mentally deficient! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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    2. @ whateverinsdkblog....i die for cee c

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  32. A Requiem for chikito's blog personality! Andromeda, you're an assassin in real life, yeah!

    But please, leave chikito alone, as much as I enjoyed the brutal take down, it haf do biko. Let it end yesterday, even if she comes making noise today.
    Oha soup & cowleg dey hungry me, God rebuke the spirit of spermy!

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  33. 'You are so dense that light bends around you'.
    'It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.'
    'Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.'
    'You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he/she doesn’t die.'
    'Make no mistake xxxxx, if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.'
    'My advice to you is to learn to mind your business and learn how to address people. If not, next time you see my comment and you have something to say, raise your hand and place it on your mouth please. You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.'
    'If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy'.
    ' Who am I to turn down the help? You’re only serving your purpose.'

    My hand don tire to dey write. Abeg where una dey learn all this ya clapbacks. That one na my own issue. Abeg come teach me. I now know say I be complete learner. E get some oversabi itks for office wey I wan flush.


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    1. Anonymous donor11 May 2018 at 09:55

      Haha haha. But the clapper made a rude statement first to d mentor, Mrs w. Or is it because Mrs W wasn't here to fight for herself. It's just a case of a smart low key bully meeting a silly bully.
      To d bv that is worried about the curved something, from comments I've read here, women prefer the curved ones cos it touches the spot. The curve is probably from a bad circumcision.
      Stella post my comment oo. My hand is aching

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    2. See as dem arrange everything like construction for one person body, for only one issue abi?
      Na wa. Jammer jam Jammee. Birds of a feather. Una go complain about CCEE. The one wey dey una body be like glue.
      My own be say make I learn all this clapbacks because the rodent wey dey my office don dey take my silence for stupidity.
      And Nigerians no dey understand good manners.
      If you don't speak up, they think you're a fool.

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    3. YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE THIS****

      You must be the arithmetic woman - you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

      ANDROMEDA YOU ARE A TOUGH WOMAN but you started the quarrel by what you wrote on Adesuwa. Chikito didnt sleep,i can bet that she will do her thing later, just pray you can take the heat,you left your ALMIGHTY BUSY SCHEDULE to cuss for 24hours on one post. I give you hand.

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    4. Anon 9:55, I promise you that I wasn’t trying to be rude to Adesua. I even stated that I wasn’t hating but say I was, what right did Chikito have to reply me in such a manner? Was I talking to her? People cussed out Anita Joseph saying she isn’t fit to be a mentor and worse. Why is no one talking about that? Why dwell on Adesua or is Anita not a human being too? I’m not a bully whether low key or high key. I’ve never had altercations with anyone on this blog; I stay on my lane. She should stay on hers.

      Anon 10:57, she should bring it on. Dem no carry my mouth or in this case, hand go market. And yes, I took time away from my ALMIGHTY BUSY SCHEDULE to school her. How else will she learn?

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    5. Abeg, take time out of your almighty busy schedule as the president of the world and teach me clapbacks na.
      I say teach me.
      I am here.
      I don use the third one on this list already this morning for our lazy colleague. Omo, the thing enter am like fire. Oshisko. I don dey cram the full list now na small small. If you have any others please share. Inugo?

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  34. The Word for Today!Recognize and take maximum advantage of the opportunities that God gives you.Good Morning#TGIF

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    1. Okay,we here you,I hope you also take your advice ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  35. Wey all the people wey dey do roll call for here?
    Blog roll call?
    Wey una go dey line up like lizards on a wall dey clap 'yes ma' 'yes sir'.
    Wey dem?
    Buahahahahahaha

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    1. After all the yeye roll call,not even one of the people they were famzing give them one kobo,they are still here begging case study is cookie ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Buahahahahahahahaha the thing dey always make me laugh.
      Sotey dey go line up like yard chicken early mo mo dey crow, Cukarookoo!!! Cukarookoo!!
      Omo see format! Lmaoooooooooo.
      Make una start am again na,abeg I wan laugh small.

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    3. lady bug let cookie matter no kill you. She goat

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    4. Kedu ije group ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  36. This is my Take on Chikito and Andro drama. I did not read the post but have to read it after when I saw your memo to Chikito yesterday. @Chikito's comment is to bad, From her comments here I can say that she is someone that does not joke with CAREER AND EDUCATION. I was astonished when I read the reply she gave me on a question I asked here on sunday SP. @Andro you replied her that same day I do not think that yesterday's memo was neccessary. So if you are in my shoe, That one annonyMOUSE carried ten trailer load of Dangote cement FULL, PRESSED DOWN, SHAKEN TOGETHER, AND RUNNING OVER and put on my head what will you do? @Stella I don't know if you will do a post on BEEN and BEING, I think it is causing issue on this blog. I am out of here, I don't like epistle.

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    1. Who asked for your take?๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. '@Chikito's comment is not bad I mean'

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    3. What are you even saying?
      It was 'to' bad?
      'You do not think it was necessary blah blah blah.' what are you even saying????

      If you like keep quiet when people feel fly insulting you. ESPECIALLY when a comment is NOT addressed to you. That's your business.

      People need to learn to mind their business on these streets. Like fucking mind your business.

      You don't like a comment? Politely disagree and move on.
      Or ignore.
      Or make a comment stating your own point of view.
      How hard is that? Not quivering under someone's comment insulting them for having an opinion that you don't agree with.
      Like what brand of stupid are you?
      And then you expect me not to respond?
      Seriously?
      Who the fuck are you?
      I will press your motherfucking face back into your motherfucking anus.

      What nonsense.

      Aunty whatever,you ask blog to teach you 'being' and been'?
      What were you doing all through primary school?
      Sebi una say,'who education epp?'
      Ehen take am like that na.
      Carry your ignorance like a crown.

      Oh and that reptile that always crawls out when I whistle and goes anon to bash her wretched hungry self and uses to ID to form good, godly soul...LMAOOOOO.

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    4. hahahahahaha this anon you be kolo really

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    5. Well said @ anon 10:21.
      Bv Fuck u, take note of this especially at d 4th paragragh.
      If not, we will drag d hell outta ourselves here. You kuku know say I no dey send. Sheggiya kaman kai.

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    6. 10:21 thank you.

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  37. Good morning lovely people, more of God's blessing I pray.

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  38. where is dat Army loves crayfish geh again? ever since beloved gave her 10k she stopped commenting.n that Sharon Aminu since Stella asked for pictures of her biz, she lied about her fone not okk.now av not seen her comment since den..Stella na people wey u kw well for this blog b 419.is better u give ur money to strangers than people wey u trust wey dem go still dupe u..

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    1. Na today,the reason most of them are always fidgeting when I come for them and their various begging ways๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    2. Lady bug give it to them hot hot. Fire, fire! Attack!!!!! Attack!!!

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    3. Anon 09:21 What's your business with that?. Leave them alone,its not up to you
      Lady bug You also have to mind your business. They are the ones begging so leave them if you don't want to

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  39. About yesterday's chronicle.. Stella the poster is a SCAM! Take this information to the bank. I know the modus operandi of scammers. my instincts never lies to me. I know the BV that came up with the chronicle. Don't say that I didn't warn you. I don't usually comment on posts but I had to do this because I know you are too vulnerable when people come up with this kind of sob stories . BE WARNED!!

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    1. Hmmmmmm

      Format ti take over.

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    2. Anonymous 09:24 of course I know you people are here and I didn't give a fuck about you guys before pouring out my heart. I just wanted to free my mind that was why I let it out without fear of who will come fight me or anything.
      I know you guys have told him about my rant cos he looks me somehow these days. But you know what? I don't fucking care.
      I know you know me but you just want to make people here seem like I'm a scam just so you can defend his beastly act. As you can see, I did not hide any details of what and how it happened. So, any BV here that read the story and knows us know I'm the one that sent it in.
      I have told him before and I am telling you now, I'm not the cause of his problems in life, he should go hold the person responsible for his woes in this life cos he already knows the person.
      No, I did not come here for sympathy or anything like that cos I opened my eyes wide open and get myself this mess. I just came to unburden my heart just so I can maybe be relieved.
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      Stella please post my comment.

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    3. Anonymous 09:24 of course I know you people are here and I didn't give a fuck about you guys before pouring out my heart. I just wanted to free my mind that was why I let it out without fear of who will come fight me or anything.
      I know you guys have told him about my rant cos he looks me somehow these days. But you know what? I don't fucking care.
      I know you know me but you just want to make people here seem like I'm a scam just so you can defend his beastly act. As you can see, I did not hide any details of what and how it happened. So, any BV here that read the story and knows us know I'm the one that sent it in.
      I have told him before and I am telling you now, I'm not the cause of his problems in life, he should go hold the person responsible for his woes in this life cos he already knows the person.
      No, I did not come here for sympathy or anything like that cos I opened my eyes wide open and get myself this mess. I just came to unburden my heart just so I can maybe be relieved.
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      Stella please post my comment.

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  40. Good morning everyone. A lot of peeps sniff latrine. I first noticed it when I was serving. some youth Corp members were sniffing poo from latrine and some of them even smoked gum. The school where I was teaching then, some northern guys were so in on it. Then some other peeps who drive trucks will come to the school after closing hours, and they together with those guys will indulge in the kind of highness that are unimaginable. It was so shocking and quit a pityable situation. I thank God service is just one year, and I saw a lot in that one year. Please youth say no to drugs and any kind of highness generally.

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    1. OMG, that is really bad. Devil has really taken over our youths. May God help our youth, the youth who are the future of this nation.

      Youth please draw close to God Almighty to lead you always

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    2. You served in the 90s abi? So why is Brisba abi what is that organisation acting as if it is news? Sebi they said it is old news that it has been happening.

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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  41. Good morning everyone. Please did anyone else watched Coronation street on Wednesday?
    Honestly, i am still traumatised by the aftermath of Aidan's suicide. I have cried my eyes out. May God help anyone who is suicidal right, may they know that there is always going to be a way out. Please talk,talk and talk to trusted loved ones and friends if you are ever having suicidal thoughts... It is well๐Ÿ™‡‍♀️

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  42. Una Goodmorning ooo.. Didn't get to read yesterday's IHN till about 3am, na wa ooo
    So much drama, the type that gummed* me to this blog.
    Asslickers where also in their element, iv also spotted some here again this morning, Ndewoo nu.
    I remember when I first stumbled on this blog, I could not follow the comments. It was all so confusing, I was like which kyn place, everybody seems to know everybody with the hailings and name droppings, lol. With time I sha figured it out, but I don't know if I'm used to it yet.
    The daily happenings can get someone's heart racing for wetin no concern am๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
    Iv forgotten other things I wanted to say. Later, bye✌๐Ÿพ️

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  43. I've said it before, I'll say it again.

    MIND YOUR BUSINESS ON THESE STREETS.

    Someone makes a comment you don't like,as long as they are NOT addressing you, skip it. It's not difficult.

    Stop sticking your snout where you are NOT whistled for and then when them jam you, tear you to shreds and cremate you, you begin forming victim. You do anyhow, you see anyhow. Simple.

    Some of you,because you've done it before and people kept quiet, decide to let your mouth run before you without a harness under people comments.

    Simple things to remember when you have trigger fingers:

    DOES THE COMMENT CONCERN YOU? NO.
    DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION? THEM FIND A WAY TO CONVEY IT WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN OPINIONATED FOOL.

    OVERSABI DEY KILL PASS CANCER.

    The day you meet the type of madness you have not seen before, you will learn a lesson you will never forget.

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  44. Top of the morning to us all.

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  45. Good morning house. I'm loving today's weather. I hope it stays like this for the rest of the day. Amen.

    In other news, if someone makes a comment you don't agree with, it's not in your place to be rude or silence them for airing their views. Drop your own counter-comment (if need be) nicely and move on.

    This is a public forum and no one's village square. I'm sure most of you don't know each other so you don't know who is who. It's unnecessary displaying superiority. It's just so unnecessary. Let's be cautious.

    Y'all have a wonderful weekend.

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  46. If you guys think I even read thay andro whatever's comments yesterday, you're in for a shocker. But thanks for the recap on here, I can at least see what was written.
    I still maintain that every other thing was damage control and the mail to Stella was part of it. The anger that the mail wasn't posted was what brought out epistles out.
    I make comments here and some of you run under them to start trouble and really it's no biggie. But now that it's chikito, 'leave people's comments alone'. This really old people!! If Stella doesn't post my comment, fine. But if she posts, be sure I meant it when I wrote it.
    That statement at Adesua didn't make sense to me and it still doesnt make sense to me. And I'm not renegading on that. Anyone who wants to write epistles And expect me to drag insults with them and their pitch black narrow mindedness, should go back to chikito of last year. A boss will put you straight and leave you writhing in pain until you ease off. I have straightened out that comment repeatedly and truly I'm done.
    My comment was in no way rude to anyone. And all that it is typing I'm even here wondering 'on top wetin? Blog argument'. So much for a 'busy' person ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ they stay anon here causing trouble and insulting people. The day they mistakenly use their ID to type what doesnt make sense they try to do damage control.

    Neeext!

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    1. Chiki, You were wrong in this case. Was even surprised when I read through comments on that post that day and got to yours.
      Cant remember seeing u countering peoples opinion in d manner u did for as long as I have been here for.. Prolly u woke up on d left hand side of d bed that day.
      So, accept u were wrong and either apologize ok or just move on. Nothing spoil at all.

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    2. Sandy boo๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™
      Moving on?? I actually had since that day sef. I'm not the one who camped here or sent memo to Stella. I honestly didn't think it hurt that deep, but you never really know....
      Apology???!!! Naaah! #callmeceeceonthisone ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  47. an anonymous and an ID abusing chikito within two days on the same topic with the same writing tone and style.bvs are really daft even the chikito herself is dumb not to see the it is one and the same person.una go dey alright

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  48. Stella I saw on yesterday in house where someone was talking about the bv (Udeme) that killed her husband and that she knows her blog id and you refused to post it. pls Stella don't post any comment where they mentioned any blog id.
    The man that owns a hospital in Abuja and was arrested for allegedly being a robbery kingpin, his wife too is a bv, nobody mentioned their blog ids, who knows how many people he may have killed if truly he is a robbery gang leader? pls dont post any blog id.

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