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Pregnancy Brohaha
Hallo Stella,,would appreciate the contribution of my fellow beevees on this issue.
This is so disheartening and now we don't know what to do..A very good friend of mine was dating a young lady(Call her P),they have been together for like a year before a long vehicle passed in between them and they went their separate ways.lol.
last year November,we were at a wedding anniversary when we saw this young lady walked in with some guys and luckily they sat very close to us, one thing led to another,we noticed they were not served and I personally stood up to make a request for them and also used my own money to buy them drinks(though it was a well known person who was having the anniversary),that was why I decided to use my money to entertain the guys and the said lady.
To my surprise,after the party, my friend called me to inform me that,he is still in love with the lady which I had no choice than to work out a way at which both can meet,fast forward to January 1st, it all went well and they got talking(mind you, I had told my friend to make sure he puts down the daTe of any day they both attempted s§x or had s§x or romance). Luckily,they had s§x on 12th of February, then we met at another function and he told me,which I then asked if the date was pen down in his diary and also with the consent of the lady? He said Yes.
Now to the issue....
She came by March 5th which was my birthday,saying she was pregnant I was so happy when my friend told me, we both went out and I personally foot the bill of all we ate and drank because he has been a good friend. I was at ICS today around 2pm when he called me, told him to leave the issue till am done at the interview which I went for.
Hmmmmmmmm
When I came back,he narrated to me that, the said lady was not healthy and they both went to the hospital, the doctor advised them to go for scan,luckily they did the scan..but I was taken-aback when I read the result.
Guess what....
The EDD(expected date of delivery) on the scan shows July 7(plus or minus).
The issue is,who owns the pregnancy?.I called her and asked her but all she could say is.."brother,I don't know I was pregnant ever since,all I could remember was,a guy had fun with me last year November 2017 and since then have been menstruating"
Ok,,do you know the guy or can you reach the guy through any means.(me asking)
Uncle wahala wa ooo,,I don't know this guy and his line has not been going through ever since(lady in question)
How did you get to know him?(ME Being inquisitive)
We met on facebook and since we both had s§x have not been able to reach him on phone let alone on Facebook(Pregnant mama)
After much questions and worries,she pleaded with me not to say anything to my friend which I know it can't work.I have no option than to speak out. My friend has been expecting my findings but I told him,we will see by Friday.
Note....we have done invitation card and a lot of things towards the introduction and engagement which is to be held on 28 of July at Modakeke. Some people don buy cloth sef.
Pls what do I do? How do you want me to come in and how do I inform Oga that he is not the owner oo and less I forget,we have done another scan immediately at another hospital, still the same July but different day.
How possible is it that scan can be so deceiving which I know it's not
To my surprise,after the party, my friend called me to inform me that,he is still in love with the lady which I had no choice than to work out a way at which both can meet,fast forward to January 1st, it all went well and they got talking(mind you, I had told my friend to make sure he puts down the daTe of any day they both attempted s§x or had s§x or romance). Luckily,they had s§x on 12th of February, then we met at another function and he told me,which I then asked if the date was pen down in his diary and also with the consent of the lady? He said Yes.
Now to the issue....
She came by March 5th which was my birthday,saying she was pregnant I was so happy when my friend told me, we both went out and I personally foot the bill of all we ate and drank because he has been a good friend. I was at ICS today around 2pm when he called me, told him to leave the issue till am done at the interview which I went for.
Hmmmmmmmm
When I came back,he narrated to me that, the said lady was not healthy and they both went to the hospital, the doctor advised them to go for scan,luckily they did the scan..but I was taken-aback when I read the result.
Guess what....
The EDD(expected date of delivery) on the scan shows July 7(plus or minus).
The issue is,who owns the pregnancy?.I called her and asked her but all she could say is.."brother,I don't know I was pregnant ever since,all I could remember was,a guy had fun with me last year November 2017 and since then have been menstruating"
Ok,,do you know the guy or can you reach the guy through any means.(me asking)
Uncle wahala wa ooo,,I don't know this guy and his line has not been going through ever since(lady in question)
How did you get to know him?(ME Being inquisitive)
We met on facebook and since we both had s§x have not been able to reach him on phone let alone on Facebook(Pregnant mama)
After much questions and worries,she pleaded with me not to say anything to my friend which I know it can't work.I have no option than to speak out. My friend has been expecting my findings but I told him,we will see by Friday.
Note....we have done invitation card and a lot of things towards the introduction and engagement which is to be held on 28 of July at Modakeke. Some people don buy cloth sef.
Pls what do I do? How do you want me to come in and how do I inform Oga that he is not the owner oo and less I forget,we have done another scan immediately at another hospital, still the same July but different day.
How possible is it that scan can be so deceiving which I know it's not
*Tell your friend ASAP...what kind of loose person is she?The story is too irritating....Infact call your friend now and tell him...NOW!!!
Do not keep quiet...use your loyalty card with your friend!
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ReplyDeletePoster, so u go about telling people to have sex and keep the record?
DeleteLike you encourage unprotected sex
So ur friend had sex with a lady who's 5 months pregnant and didn notice? How weird is that??? This story day wankin
DeleteI don't get it. You are asking your friend to pen down the dates they have sex? Why?? Seriously who does that? What is your business in this matter? I haven't heard or seen anybody that tells someone else to pen down that kind of thing. I think there is more to this story than you let out.
DeletePlus why are u the investigator??? Can't ur friend do his own investigation? Or is he dumb? Don't like friends who are soooo involved in their friends relationships. There shd be limit to everything .if I were the girl, I'll hang up on u for calling to ask me such stupid question. Na u fuck me?
DeleteYou never fuck before? Abegi!!
DeleteI'm a guy and I also do that to my friends too. Pen down the date... the rate at which ladies are sexing about this days dey make me fear. Who is the father of the child?
Delete@Tuscany, can you imagine the mumu.
DeleteWhich one is I told him to record the date they had sex. Why didn't you come and hold torchlight for them.
Yet you couldn't advise your friend to use condom which could have prevented this mess. Una no dey fear HIV? Mr matchmaker.
It appears men have over taken women in talking too much and having a leaking tap mouth just like Mr Moses of today's IHN.
I don't understand. Instead of you to advise your friend to use a condom or abstain,you told him to put down date of sex.
DeleteYou friend should go and test for different STIs and HIV. The issue of pregnancy is minor.
Thanks swag. So ur friend just pokes condom less? Hian
DeleteThis story confused me ehn,I didn't even get it
ReplyDeleteplease tell your friend now,who knows you might be sparing him from future dangers.
DeleteBut when I listed how "forkmantic/moneymantic, abroadmantic" NIgerian ladies are, I was attacked on boredom post. But wetin you fit do ghost na?
DeleteBut you wey dey post, when ya friend dump am after the "long vehicle episode", you expected her to stop forking even as all of una dey do before? You look like persin wey go collect ya own fork chop pussycat waka dey go even as ya friend collect stray belle.
Since u keep buying them food, be the one to break the news...mtcheew..Stella,the girl ain't loose..Shit happens lol
ReplyDeleteThat girl is a player abeg, it could have entered before then, she obviously doesn’t know who the father is, better tell your friend, no wasting time anh anh, see this wayo girl o
DeleteThis story is somehow. I am very confused. Why are you telling your friend to put down the date of sex? How is that your business? Are you sure you are not the owner? I am confused by this story.
ReplyDeleteMaybe his friend was told he is impotent and no lady can ever get pregnant for him.
DeleteSo as the pimp and registrar of sex that he is, he in agreement with his friend decided to keep record of sex dates just in case the thing ‘ba go’ one day. He can use the date to ensure the child is his just as he did with this babe.
It is his business. I do that for my friends too.
DeleteLol 16:55, are you there too to make sure your friend fucks the girl very well? Onirani
DeleteSo your friend met a lady in November and had unprotected sex with her 12th of February.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it’s only right that you tell him your findings. He is your friend and you owe him that at least. Let him decide if he wants to continue with the relationship or not. Also, I don’t get the part where you said “the lady is not healthy’
Well, just tell him the truth and let him decide what he wants to do but someone who sleeps with random men from Facebook should be avoided but then your friend too is not entirely an angel.
My dear o more like someone who sleeps with random men from Facebook WITHOUT CONDOM... Chimmmooo😲!! No wonder at the rate HIV is spreading like wild fire in this country.
DeleteTo think that your friend had premeditated unprotected sex with someone he just hooked up with the previous month... choi.... dumb woman...dump friend... he better go get himself checked out
Madam red pen hot today oooo.
ReplyDeleteEven without telling your friend he should know he is not responsible for the pregnancy now. February -July is 6 months. The lady knew she was pregnant and knows who is responsible. It is likely the person rejected the pregnancy or she loves your friend more so she is trying to tie the pregnancy to him. Tell your friend the truth.
ReplyDeleteSee what looseness put people into, yet they will not learn. Open leg for every tom, dick and harry. Even your friend no try. If she has contracted a deadly disease from the other guy, Na so she for still share give your friend now.
Children of nowadays, God help Una oo.
The lady might not know she is was pregnant. Some ladies could even be pregnant for 5months without knowing. I have a friend like that.
DeletePlease tell your friend NOW!!! This is the type of thing that men kill for when they find out. Tell him now. He might even accept the child since the girl had sex with some randomite before she met him . The only thing she did wrong was trying to pin the pregnancy on the man and knowing it was a lie. He can still forgive since he loves her but please tell him. He would eventually find out when she gives birth in July!!!
ReplyDeleteHow can someone meet a random person through Facebook, have unprotected sex, and yet say you didn't know you were pregnant? Hmmm.... abeg, this story get k-leg. I'm out
ReplyDeleteWell, some people actually menstruate while pregnant, i had an ex course mate who was pregnant without knowing cos she was still menstruating despite nursing a little baby( she was married though).
DeleteThis one you carry your friend matter for head, na you fuck the girl or your friend. Abeg let your friend carry his problems jare.
ReplyDeleteAnyway goodluck to the 3 of you
When you Jam real friends, you will know what it means to carry matter like this for head. #Oshisco
Deleteyou obviously lack trust worthy friends.
DeleteYori is right. Just as it doesn't pay to carry man matter for head, it doesn't pay to carry friend matter for head. Only you poster dey ask for date, dey call the babe to know when, how, and with whom she had sex. Only you dey interpret result, dey carry out investigation, na you wan now go report. You try. You are a meddler. Don't you have a life of your own? Is your friend not adult enough to sought his own issues. Super story friends mtcheew. Anyway since you have done your agbero work, go ahead, tell your friend. Break their relationship, find another wife for him, marry her for him, and impregnate her for him. Wehdone.
DeleteMtcheew ezibo akuko umuazi
ReplyDeleteI put it to the poster that he is the person in question and not any so called friend. Guy! call off the wedding now if you are not ready to father another's man's child or marry her if you love her so much at least she has told you the truth. Shit happens and most times they smell.
ReplyDeleteTell your friend immediately. She was even pregnant before November 2017. My EDD is 7th July and my last period was October 1st. How can you even consider not telling your friend? She knew she was pregnant all along.
ReplyDeleteThank you, same thing I said, I have a July baby too, and for it to be early July, the belle entered in October, she doesn’t even know when she took in, she isn’t a responsible person, can you imagine such rubbish.
DeleteFull term is usually 40weeks so start counting it... she is a yeye girl
Aunty some people actually don't know. Haven't you seen the series "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC or so. I knew of a girl that didn't know she was pregnant and she was doing her normal routine till she lost the baby
DeleteSender, why are you so involved in your friend's sex life to the extent you told him to put down the date he had sex, you're the one doing the findings and why is she so open to you knowing full well that you're his friend. I suspect you are not telling us the whole truth.
ReplyDeleteSender is the only man in this game. No friend anything joor. lol...He is the all in all. He would have come out well so that he will receive positive advice.
DeleteExactly, asking her to take note of the sex date is suspicious. Poster isn't telling us something.
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ReplyDeleteWhat if your friend is a bv and has already seen this post
ReplyDeletePoster its like you already had some plans in mind before hand,why did you tell the guy to write down the date they first had sex?That is kind of an unsual thing
ReplyDeleteThis is a case of I didn't know I was pregnant. She should better go to Facebook lie to the guy that she misses him and wants to hook up and when a said date is arranged tell him she's pregnant for him and for her marriage she should tell the other guy,she owns him the truth it's left for him to decide if he wants to continue the marriage process or not.
ReplyDeleteWait let me get this straight... Ur friend tells u about his private life to the extent of discussing when and may be how he sleeps with his babe. Eww!
ReplyDeleteKenneth, this looks like your handwriting. Are you sure you are not d poster? First of all, what is your biz in all these? why do you have to interfere in your friend's relationship abi na the two of una dey service the girl ni? Secondly, are you sure this is your friend's story or your own story? just come out clear and say it's your own story and atop using your friend as an excuse cos i see no reason why you will be telling your friend to write down d date and time they had sex. Are you that jobless? Why did you tell him to write it down in his diary if you are not also gbenshing d girl. This story is not complete. Pls come and complete it in d comment section.
ReplyDeleteLol @this looks like your handwriting.
DeletePoster, this 'kyn' friendship between you two is somehow.
Dear Poster, I have carefully red your post so well that I have concluded that you are the person involved. No friend at all. Please cancel all plans and let her go then you focus on your job hunt. You are still a hustler and cant carry this load you are about to. Every time your footing the bill for ur friend abi? advising him to take down dates? arranging for them bla bla? isokay, bestie indeed. Girl pls go and have ur baby and thank me later, Olodo slay queen.
ReplyDeleteHavilla weldone oh instagram dancing mama
DeleteAbi ooo, maybe he is loaded, sponsoring breakfast, lunch and dinner for all. Kukuma make it a free for all buffet. Me sef go join enjoy.
DeletePlease that information should not be witheld from your trusted friend.You owe him that whole truth and nothing less than.
ReplyDeleteIf you appreciate that friendship and still want to keep it in the future, open up and spill the truth. No matter the preparation in place for the marriage , tell the truth fast and now.
I just tire for the poster o. I think there is something he is not saying. Are you from Delta state? do you have a crush on d girl or maybe you are d one responsible for the pregnancy. Why did you tell him to write down the day they had sex? did you foresee something? i don't understand dis gist at all. Pls get a life and stop being nosey. That's why its not good to involve third party in a relationship. i cant imagine someone telling me to write down the days and dates i sex my girl. I will suspect you. I hate oversabi friends like you. You are just being jealous of your friend. Maybe you also like the girl and by d way, why did the girl open up to you in d ist place? what are you too up to? you even have to bring it to a blog? tuehhhh!!!! Woman wrapper oloshi
ReplyDeleteAnon,I have done the thinking,and I believe the poster slept with the girl after she broke up with his friend,hence his continual insistence of sex date record.
DeleteJust glamour, you spoke my mind. Poster shagged th girl
DeleteNa so I see am too, namsense chronicle
DeleteThe poster is the girl pregnant. Madam sex record keeper..smfh..Keep buying food,and entertaining people as the new Tonto..Tell the guy the truth
ReplyDeleteCall you friend now and tell him immediately.
ReplyDeletePlease poster tell him the truth, and nothing but the truth.
ReplyDeleteThis Chronicle is not making sense.. When i was in my 20s i always bang codedly, it Should always be between me and the guy
ReplyDeleteif you don't know, we guys don't have coded banging. We say it to ourselves the way it is.
DeleteLadies do the same telling our friends how little or bended your willy is
DeleteLoll then you must be a complete jjc 16:32. What do you think Nigerian guys discuss when they are together? Mac makeup? That's all they know na. Discussing who and how they fucked. Even adding ogiri and extra salt to their yeye stories. No coded anything o. Na the work dem dey do.
DeleteLike seriously😱😱😱😱😱
ReplyDeletePoster I don't like people like to you oh,why are you so involve in their union??? There is more to this abeg,i don't believe this shit..is the guy a mumu or what that he can't handle things himself,why involving you?
ReplyDeleteThe poster is probably the "facebook" friend. Nd both him nd the girl probably don't even know who is responsible for the pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteYou're too vested in this relationship, it's making me uncomfortable. You follow them for scans too. This is a private moment between the parents of the baby. You still never get work abi? You called her to confirm who owns the pregnancy. Inappropriate. That's the boyfriend's job, not yours. Your friend is unbelievably naive. He smashed this year and EDD is July, which findings is he waiting for again? It's a good tip to note down the day he smashed. That's the only part of the story I agree with. You should have just stopped there. As per the rest of this chronicle, throw it away or edit and resend as in house news.
ReplyDeleteI'm suspecting you gbenshed the babe,during the period she broke up with your friend,and now you insisted your friend wrote his own date down,so issues like what you wrote above,will be easy to sort out,hahahaha,you don't need to tell your friend his wife to be is having your child,live them to go on with their lives,sex record keeper.
ReplyDeleteYour friend and his girlfriend are mumu. Or you think the BVs are mumu. One of both.
ReplyDeleteHe smashed this year, baby is coming in July and he is awaiting the result of which yeye findings again? Then, the girl opened her own mouth and told her fiancee's best friend that the baby belongs to a stranger. Is she retarded?
@ Poster the story is very confusing are You sure, you are not the one? Many question I ask oo
ReplyDeletePoster. If this story is exactly the way you narrated it, my advice is this. Urge the pregnant lady to open up to her fiance. Do all you possibly can to cajole her into telling the truth. It's not your place to tell your 'friend' this dirty secret. It is her responsibility to own up on her own. Only spill to your friend AFTER she fails or refuses to do so. Give her a time frame within which she must act. Encourage her to not build her marriage on a lie. The mistake has been made and there's nothing she can do. If your friend really loves her, then he'll understand and accept the baby then they can move forward with wedding plans. Let all parties come clean. It is the right thing to do. As a friend to both parties, you have a responsibility to ensure they both do what's right for each other. Cheers
ReplyDeleteAproko poster, telling your friend to write down day of intercourse (Professor Labamba), paying for food and drinks all the time, oshey father Christmas, na only you still investigate scan,date of conception and EDD, Inspector Bediako, poster, you knacked your ex girl raw and she wants to pin pregnancy on you as you are irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteDon't go along with it and how did you print IV cards and asoebi when you hadn't concluded if pregnancy was yours? This story sha.....long and short, don't go ahead with it, K Leg is too much.
Please don't keep your friend in the dark. Let him know and leave him to make his decisions.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that your name? hmmmmmm record keeper and entertainer. How much do you ear for these two jobs. You have two jobs yet jobless. Only you is the friend, only bought drinks for wedding guests, only you buy food all, on top keep record of sex, follow go scan carry awon adviser join am. I raise my fresh nyash for you poster.
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of omission transmission omission in today's chronicle.
ReplyDeleteNawa o.pls o my own is how do u u pple gbensh raw without fear of HIV? Hmmm I raise my two breast for Una o....babe dey sleep with any tin wey get dick raw guy too dey fuck any hole raw.Abeg make Una carry Una iritating virus infected chronicle enter d next yard.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaa Lol Stella your bvs won't kill me ooo .see story, see bashing this poster they will eat you raw today. who send you message?
ReplyDeleteU slept with d gurl and u are trying to cover up things...u can’t fool everybody
ReplyDeletewhat kind of mumu question is this . you better tell your friend immediately. if you are in his position what will you do. besides see the foolish girl that had random sex with someone she met on facebook without a condom. tufiakwa.
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