CeeC attitude. Agressive mother. Low IQ. Living in another state. Likes sex more than me. No nyash No boobs. Poor hygiene. Instagram addict like Tonto. Too much church church 4 head. Still in love with Ex. Too demanding. Dedication to Zeeworld. Jobless and comfortable. Forbiding blowjob. Babymama. Bleached skin.... etc
Maybe thats why im still single, well i wont settle for less.
Why are we so daft in this country for goodness sake. The post says PETTY and Petty means of no importance, insignificant, minor. Halitosis and b o is not petty Stella. It is very very important one's partner does not have such. This one up here us writing brother inlaw and cooking. Are you ok?
Decent Stella; those were the things on approach but there are more to look out for. I hope we the women in this blog will be positively influenced as such.
Most of us that I read in the chronicles look out for: His car, his house, his accent and other vanities. It is usually the car that Nigerians especially ladies use to gauge how much a man is worth. So shallow reasoning.
For me when I married my husband what I was concerned with most was his characters; gentleness, kindness, selflessness, not greedy but with lots of financial prudence. For the three years we courted, he showed me he was a man to be trusted.
All these girls will soon go: "his height, his weight, his swag, I hate short guys; can't deal bla bla bla"
But in their minds: "Money, money and more money . . . is he living abroad . . .?"
How did I know? The chronicles of course. Once the man dey abroad (even sudan sef), them no go only date am, dem go give am breasts to "such", open legs collect belle and . . . what next mmmmhhhh ehem they will write Stella chronicles!
Hahahaha, your comment is not complete o, come and add “shoot out babies” comment. Funny enough I always look forward to your comment even though they are annoying . Lmao!
I just broke up with one man because of the following reasons. Bad grammar, he doesn't scrub his tongue while brushing, doesn't use sponge when bathing, use only tissue to wipe his ass after poo. Doesn't shave his armpit and genitals (you can braid his armpit hair), wears his boxers and singlet till they turn brown before washing.... And if you see how handsome and fresh looking he is, you won't believe his hygiene is this poor. Infact he looks like a mulatto.
"Couple with?" sic Ya own English bad reach like this? COUPLED with the fact that you are will not date someone with bad English? If dat thing wey you write there na ya good English, I go dey dodge bombs when you dey speak.
Mine is guys that way too much,imagine I was saying one guy and he will come to my house and I will serve him egusi and pointed yam and he will ask me to add ogbono to the egusi,I was like ok oh,next time it was rice,he said I should add the leftover yam,next it was eating akara and rice,the next visit I made sure I had one particular food, it was just rice and stew but this guy took bread and are it with rice.he is coming to visit nextweek,I will clear my fridge and cook noodles. .can't wait to see what he will eat it with..Elebi!!!
You no go date person wey dey fart? You be terror. How you make the persin store mess na? You wan make him dey incubate mess sote i turn to mitchelin man?
Mess na natural tendency. Haa see as I carry grammar nak on top of ya matter.
ODOURS and tiny dick lmao. Met someone 5 years ago while I will still single. He seemed like mr perfect. very good clean dentition, height and moderate body size but his dirtiness was out of this world.
He grew up in the North but he was of Igbo descent. This man could smell for africa. its not normal onion body odour when dnt rub deodorant or havent bathed. i saw his own as accumulation from dirty life style. How can a full grown man smell like that. He didnt like taking his bath and he would see it as nothing. This man can wear one white polo for 5 days that will be very dirty and its nothing to him.
He was a millionaire funny enough but he had very terrible hygiene. He was in his late thirties back then. I pray he is married by now. He was a cheerful person but that body odour is enough to knock off someones brain. I tried to helpy with his hygiene but I guess a pig is a pig. I wuld scrub him lovingingly in the bathroom and scatter body spray on his body after shower (he didnt understand what i was doing) I had to do those cuz I didnt want a situation where I will go out with someone and he is smelling.
If u see how dirty his apartment was. Stella u will cry. lmao. The relationship packed up sha lol. Its not enough to be a handsome millionaire if u have bad hygiene and peanut dick. lol. The hygiene and his excess lies (he hid a lot of things about him) was my major problem though, so i booted out.
Stella leave o, Dirtiness get grade. He kept doing things like northerners ( No offence). this man will shit and use only water to wash up and not use soap. His hand will be smelling of shit. God!!!!!
Lol. My goodness! U just described dis stupid guy that is on my case Now. I never c who to bath dey fear like that guy. He will b sweating like an idiot and want to hug u with it.his mouth and breath smell so baaaaad!
If he laughs like a hyena..... Sorry Tam.You are near perfect but that laugh..... aargh!
My friend has something against guys with short arms.I don't even know what that means. Oh well...she is married to a chimpanzee (her word,not mine though he does seem to have really long arms) and she couldn't be happier.
Low IQ manifesting in the following ways: Watching African magic epic and finding anything there funny. Bad judgment. E.g., "all my exes were evil, I was the victim". That makes sense to me like you have bad judgement. Close mindedness and believing in too much superstitions. Won't let me finish a sentence and interrupts me when i'm talking. Mostly relational issues sha.
Physical issues relating to dental hygiene (especially if you have the money to fix it but you'll rather spend it on a wrist watch or new iphone): Discoloration Chipped tooth Overbite/overjet. I.e., mouth can't close over the teeth When the gapped teeth can fit another tooth Pomo lips Opening mouth down when you're watching film
A petty reason.. A nosey Parker guy...a guy who likes poke nosing, like u wanna know the type of toothbrush I use or how much is in my dad,s account, thunderrrrrrr
A petty reason why I can't date a guy? That would be if he is fair in complexion. I so hate fair guys I don't know why, not like the "kill them" hate but u can't catch me on a date with a fair guy talk more of having anything serious with him.
This is me π€£ and I'm fair ooo maybe that's why I can't stand them.even some fair guys who notice the kinda look on my way when I look at them.its always one kind.
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Halitosis and Body odour is not petty o Stella. Maybe if he is living with friends or family.
ReplyDeleteCeeC attitude.
DeleteAgressive mother.
Low IQ.
Living in another state.
Likes sex more than me.
No nyash No boobs.
Poor hygiene.
Instagram addict like Tonto.
Too much church church 4 head.
Still in love with Ex.
Too demanding.
Dedication to Zeeworld.
Jobless and comfortable.
Forbiding blowjob.
Babymama.
Bleached skin.... etc
Maybe thats why im still single, well i wont settle for less.
Haaaaa only you?
DeleteLols19:01
DeleteHope you are perfect @anon.
DeleteLucille that's from THE DON. Yeye blog troll
DeleteAnon 20:09
DeleteWho ask you?
19:01, I know someone that left because the babe goes to church too much.
DeleteAnon 19:01 It's like you will be single for a very very lonnnnggggg timeeee
DeleteIf he talks too much
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
like TeeJay abi
DeleteHalitosis and Body odour is not petty o Stella. Maybe if he is living with friends or family.
ReplyDeleteUntidy personal hygiene like Stella stated and if a lady is not good in the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteSo you will tell her to cook first before you can ask her out
DeleteWhy are we so daft in this country for goodness sake. The post says PETTY and Petty means of no importance, insignificant, minor. Halitosis and b o is not petty Stella. It is very very important one's partner does not have such. This one up here us writing brother inlaw and cooking. Are you ok?
DeleteAnon we must have passed the stage of asking out before dating..asking out is different from dating.
DeleteDecent Stella; those were the things on approach but there are more to look out for. I hope we the women in this blog will be positively influenced as such.
ReplyDeleteMost of us that I read in the chronicles look out for:
His car, his house, his accent and other vanities. It is usually the car that Nigerians especially ladies use to gauge how much a man is worth. So shallow reasoning.
For me when I married my husband what I was concerned with most was his characters; gentleness, kindness, selflessness, not greedy but with lots of financial prudence. For the three years we courted, he showed me he was a man to be trusted.
Controlling.
ReplyDeleteBossy.
Finding faults in every time.
Making a man feel less.
like in 12 O clock fault!
Deleteclock nak 2, she looks. . . fault!
As "in every time?"
Chai... Laugh wan tear my belle ooo..
DeleteNa mistake ooo.
Help correct am jare
All bad odour...and If he's the type that brags alot too πππ
ReplyDelete"alot?" sic
DeleteThis ya grammar get bad odor A LOT.
Sic anon leave my hand "alot" I won't date you πππ
DeleteYour sic get bad odour too πππ
One that chops like a goat or talk like Mr Ibu when eating. Has head turning 360 degrees looking at women with me in the car with him... Run! Run!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, same here. total turn off
DeleteLol... u can teach him na, he might have other amazing personalities that would get u hooked.
DeleteI hate obsession
ReplyDeleteCalling like 10times a day is a turn off
Don't you have work, breathe make I breathe biko
Of course na rove na
DeleteHe wan know whether you de scatter legs
Right off. I hate it too. It irritates me
DeleteIf he is too tall,it's a piss off for me
ReplyDeleteAre u too short?
DeleteMouth and body odour. Stella i go with you on that.
ReplyDeleteAll these girls will soon go:
ReplyDelete"his height, his weight, his swag, I hate short guys; can't deal bla bla bla"
But in their minds:
"Money, money and more money . . . is he living abroad . . .?"
How did I know?
The chronicles of course. Once the man dey abroad (even sudan sef), them no go only date am, dem go give am breasts to "such", open legs collect belle and . . . what next mmmmhhhh ehem
they will write Stella chronicles!
Hahahaha, your comment is not complete o, come and add “shoot out babies” comment. Funny enough I always look forward to your comment even though they are annoying . Lmao!
Delete@Rosie
DeleteYou see as you hypocrite reach?
Comments dey annoying sote you dey laugh ya a8s off?
You get as*?
Anon 23:20, you’re my “ticha” na. I dey learn from you everyday o. π€£π€£
DeleteStella said 'petty reason' y'all not strong reason ..mine would be if he doesn't love music and football then it's a no no
ReplyDeleteWhats petty to you, might be a huge dealbreaker to me.
DeleteYour reasons are not petty Stella.
ReplyDeleteExample of petty
Some people can't date people with
Accent
Bald head
Big nose
Small/big ear
Hard palm
Scattered teeth and so on
Exactly. I can't date a man that walks with his fists clenched. For me he's a potential wife beater
DeleteAhhhh Trinity...πππππ
DeleteLol.... maybe na Akanchi
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ€£πππ
DeleteOr a guy that wen he is eating food comes out from his mouth
Trinity ππ
DeleteSo people walk with their fist clenchef? I've not noticed.
Lilly, that one na no go area
Poor grammar
ReplyDeleteWho e epp?
DeleteI just broke up with one man because of the following reasons.
DeleteBad grammar, he doesn't scrub his tongue while brushing, doesn't use sponge when bathing, use only tissue to wipe his ass after poo. Doesn't shave his armpit and genitals (you can braid his armpit hair), wears his boxers and singlet till they turn brown before washing.... And if you see how handsome and fresh looking he is, you won't believe his hygiene is this poor. Infact he looks like a mulatto.
Shouts and talks to me anyhow, most especially in public
ReplyDeleteBad English! !smelling mouth or armpit couple with dirty ears.
ReplyDelete"Couple with?" sic
DeleteYa own English bad reach like this?
COUPLED with the fact that you are will not date someone with bad English?
If dat thing wey you write there na ya good English,
I go dey dodge bombs when you dey speak.
You see as I nak am for pidgin -free for all?
coupled with the fact that YOU ARE WILL NOT date someone with bad English?
DeleteSee ur life outside?? Youre correcting ppl up and down.
@Carbonmonoxide
DeleteYou dare to dare ghost?
At least I did not say that I won't date people with bad English.
Yes, I fit make mistakes and you fit correct me.
Make we see ya own "sic"
ur
Youre
ppl
Na so you write am for WAEC come get 99999999999999
Mine is guys that way too much,imagine I was saying one guy and he will come to my house and I will serve him egusi and pointed yam and he will ask me to add ogbono to the egusi,I was like ok oh,next time it was rice,he said I should add the leftover yam,next it was eating akara and rice,the next visit I made sure I had one particular food, it was just rice and stew but this guy took bread and are it with rice.he is coming to visit nextweek,I will clear my fridge and cook noodles. .can't wait to see what he will eat it with..Elebi!!!
ReplyDeleteI love pointed yam
DeleteHahahahahahaha. My God
DeleteHahahahahahahah.... He will come with Gala or Suya in his pocket
DeleteHahaha. He might eat it with garri. Like pour dry garri untop d indomie. Lol.
DeleteLmao
DeleteOlawealth which one is pointed yam again
Anon 18:41 Why are you complaining since you are encouraging him but by still letting him visit
DeleteI definitely get turn off by people that can't express themselves
ReplyDelete"get turn off by?" sic
DeleteI am already TURNED off by your butchering of English.
To me,mouth odour and those people tend to like to whisper to your ears
ReplyDeleteGuys that kiss and tell
ReplyDeletePicking nose and making that stupid sound from the mouth ,claiming your throat is itching
ReplyDeleteLMAOππ... i do that alot.
DeleteI also pick my nose and lick it
Wao!
Deletewetin else you dey pick and lick; tohtoh?
You fit dey pick am dey cook stew join.
Typo errors: jux instead of just, am instead of i’m. Irritates the shit of of me! Like how can a grown man type this way ππ
ReplyDeleteAnd see wetin you type there
Delete"of of me?"
You dey stammer?
You dey stutter?
And of instead of out lol
DeleteMore than 3 bodycount....
ReplyDeleteThats my own oh, drop urs and move on, reasonable or not, na my own be that.
Hahahaha mine is zero body count
DeleteFarting!!!
ReplyDeleteYou no go date person wey dey fart?
DeleteYou be terror. How you make the persin store mess na?
You wan make him dey incubate mess sote i turn to mitchelin man?
Mess na natural tendency.
Haa see as I carry grammar nak on top of ya matter.
ODOURS and tiny dick lmao. Met someone 5 years ago while I will still single. He seemed like mr perfect. very good clean dentition, height and moderate body size but his dirtiness was out of this world.
ReplyDeleteHe grew up in the North but he was of Igbo descent. This man could smell for africa. its not normal onion body odour when dnt rub deodorant or havent bathed. i saw his own as accumulation from dirty life style. How can a full grown man smell like that. He didnt like taking his bath and he would see it as nothing. This man can wear one white polo for 5 days that will be very dirty and its nothing to him.
He was a millionaire funny enough but he had very terrible hygiene. He was in his late thirties back then. I pray he is married by now. He was a cheerful person but that body odour is enough to knock off someones brain. I tried to helpy with his hygiene but I guess a pig is a pig. I wuld scrub him lovingingly in the bathroom and scatter body spray on his body after shower (he didnt understand what i was doing) I had to do those cuz I didnt want a situation where I will go out with someone and he is smelling.
If u see how dirty his apartment was. Stella u will cry. lmao. The relationship packed up sha lol. Its not enough to be a handsome millionaire if u have bad hygiene and peanut dick. lol. The hygiene and his excess lies (he hid a lot of things about him) was my major problem though, so i booted out.
Stella leave o, Dirtiness get grade. He kept doing things like northerners ( No offence). this man will shit and use only water to wash up and not use soap. His hand will be smelling of shit. God!!!!!
Thats Aboki grade 1 for you.
DeleteLol. My goodness! U just described dis stupid guy that is on my case Now. I never c who to bath dey fear like that guy. He will b sweating like an idiot and want to hug u with it.his mouth and breath smell so baaaaad!
DeleteToo small or too big prick, i cant deal... banana size is ok
ReplyDeleteMe too, love average dick
DeleteMaybe in my next life I will run from any guy who drinks and smoke excessively.
ReplyDeleteYou lie.
DeleteNo dating for next life; i.e. heaven.
Them go be like angels in heaven.
You think say you go return to this earth, you forget something?
pick am now o.
If he laughs like a hyena.....
ReplyDeleteSorry Tam.You are near perfect but that laugh..... aargh!
My friend has something against guys with short arms.I don't even know what that means.
Oh well...she is married to a chimpanzee (her word,not mine though he does seem to have really long arms) and she couldn't be happier.
Lmaooooo!!!!!!!
DeleteThis one killed me ππππππ
DeleteBossy, jealous and obsession
ReplyDeleteQuarter past eye.
ReplyDeleteLemme know when ure snooping
When the lady is dirty and untidy
ReplyDeleteMc pinky
It seems like most people do not understand the word "petty". What most of you are listing are very important.
ReplyDeleteBad grammar. There is place I'm going in this life; a boyfriend/spouse with bad grammar cannot follow me there. Thank you.
ReplyDelete"there is place I am going?" sic
DeleteThere is A PLACE for people like you with narcissistic tendencies.
Yabaleft straight.
Low IQ manifesting in the following ways:
ReplyDeleteWatching African magic epic and finding anything there funny.
Bad judgment. E.g., "all my exes were evil, I was the victim". That makes sense to me like you have bad judgement.
Close mindedness and believing in too much superstitions.
Won't let me finish a sentence and interrupts me when i'm talking.
Mostly relational issues sha.
Physical issues relating to dental hygiene (especially if you have the money to fix it but you'll rather spend it on a wrist watch or new iphone):
Discoloration
Chipped tooth
Overbite/overjet. I.e., mouth can't close over the teeth
When the gapped teeth can fit another tooth
Pomo lips
Opening mouth down when you're watching film
The Africa magic epic is a turn ofc
DeleteOpening mouth down when you're watching film LOL
DeleteIf he can't fuck me so good and suck suck my pussy well till am satisfied! hell NO
ReplyDeletefukunizer!
DeleteBad breath and untidyness.
ReplyDeleteA petty reason.. A nosey Parker guy...a guy who likes poke nosing, like u wanna know the type of toothbrush I use or how much is in my dad,s account, thunderrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteAnd you brimstone!
DeleteThem no go know wetin dey ya papa acant but you go like know wetin dey guy acant?
You be winch?
You are just always in a world of your own. I like you
DeleteLol...yes naa amosu 1 of portharcourt.
Delete@Black
DeleteThat's the spirit
No be persin wey you go yab, them go forget say na boredom we dey chase
come begin chase persin with guns.
No car.. πΆπΎπΆπΎπΆπΎπΆπΎ
ReplyDeleteA petty reason why I can't date a guy? That would be if he is fair in complexion. I so hate fair guys I don't know why, not like the "kill them" hate but u can't catch me on a date with a fair guy talk more of having anything serious with him.
ReplyDeleteThis is me π€£ and I'm fair ooo maybe that's why I can't stand them.even some fair guys who notice the kinda look on my way when I look at them.its always one kind.
DeleteMe too
DeleteI mean its so petty,there's no reason for it,I just don't like them
But I'm sure that by moving closer the dislike will disappear
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteMouth odour
ReplyDeletePetty? He's not dark skinned.
ReplyDeleteSince u said 'petty'; bad spoken English
ReplyDeleteShort,Fair, doesn't smell nice, doesn't dress well,talks anyhow;not comported......na u say petty oooo
Thick accent when speaking English.
ReplyDelete