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Thursday, May 03, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post....



Untidy personal Hygiene.....e.g smelling armpit that envelopes the room,halitosis that blocks ones ears and nose.

109 comments:

  1. Halitosis and Body odour is not petty o Stella. Maybe if he is living with friends or family.

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    1. CeeC attitude.
      Agressive mother.
      Low IQ.
      Living in another state.
      Likes sex more than me.
      No nyash No boobs.
      Poor hygiene.
      Instagram addict like Tonto.
      Too much church church 4 head.
      Still in love with Ex.
      Too demanding.
      Dedication to Zeeworld.
      Jobless and comfortable.
      Forbiding blowjob.
      Babymama.
      Bleached skin.... etc

      Maybe thats why im still single, well i wont settle for less.

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    2. Hope you are perfect @anon.

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    3. Lucille that's from THE DON. Yeye blog troll

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    4. Anon 20:09
      Who ask you?

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    5. 19:01, I know someone that left because the babe goes to church too much.

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    6. Anon 19:01 It's like you will be single for a very very lonnnnggggg timeeee

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  2. If he talks too much




    *Larry was here*

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  3. Halitosis and Body odour is not petty o Stella. Maybe if he is living with friends or family.

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  4. Untidy personal hygiene like Stella stated and if a lady is not good in the kitchen.

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    1. So you will tell her to cook first before you can ask her out

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    2. Why are we so daft in this country for goodness sake. The post says PETTY and Petty means of no importance, insignificant, minor. Halitosis and b o is not petty Stella. It is very very important one's partner does not have such. This one up here us writing brother inlaw and cooking. Are you ok?

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    3. Anon we must have passed the stage of asking out before dating..asking out is different from dating.

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  5. Decent Stella; those were the things on approach but there are more to look out for. I hope we the women in this blog will be positively influenced as such.

    Most of us that I read in the chronicles look out for:
    His car, his house, his accent and other vanities. It is usually the car that Nigerians especially ladies use to gauge how much a man is worth. So shallow reasoning.

    For me when I married my husband what I was concerned with most was his characters; gentleness, kindness, selflessness, not greedy but with lots of financial prudence. For the three years we courted, he showed me he was a man to be trusted.

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  6. Controlling.
    Bossy.
    Finding faults in every time.
    Making a man feel less.

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    1. like in 12 O clock fault!
      clock nak 2, she looks. . . fault!

      As "in every time?"

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    2. Chai... Laugh wan tear my belle ooo..
      Na mistake ooo.

      Help correct am jare

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  7. All bad odour...and If he's the type that brags alot too 😂😂😂

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    1. "alot?" sic
      This ya grammar get bad odor A LOT.

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    2. Sic anon leave my hand "alot" I won't date you 😁😁😁

      Your sic get bad odour too 😎😎😎

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  8. One that chops like a goat or talk like Mr Ibu when eating. Has head turning 360 degrees looking at women with me in the car with him... Run! Run!

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    1. Hahaha, same here. total turn off

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    2. Lol... u can teach him na, he might have other amazing personalities that would get u hooked.

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  9. I hate obsession
    Calling like 10times a day is a turn off
    Don't you have work, breathe make I breathe biko

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    1. Of course na rove na
      He wan know whether you de scatter legs

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    2. Right off. I hate it too. It irritates me

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  10. If he is too tall,it's a piss off for me

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  11. Mouth and body odour. Stella i go with you on that.

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  12. All these girls will soon go:
    "his height, his weight, his swag, I hate short guys; can't deal bla bla bla"

    But in their minds:
    "Money, money and more money . . . is he living abroad . . .?"

    How did I know?
    The chronicles of course. Once the man dey abroad (even sudan sef), them no go only date am, dem go give am breasts to "such", open legs collect belle and . . . what next mmmmhhhh ehem
    they will write Stella chronicles!

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    1. Hahahaha, your comment is not complete o, come and add “shoot out babies” comment. Funny enough I always look forward to your comment even though they are annoying . Lmao!

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    2. @Rosie
      You see as you hypocrite reach?
      Comments dey annoying sote you dey laugh ya a8s off?
      You get as*?

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    3. Anon 23:20, you’re my “ticha” na. I dey learn from you everyday o. 🤣🤣

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  13. Stella said 'petty reason' y'all not strong reason ..mine would be if he doesn't love music and football then it's a no no

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    1. Whats petty to you, might be a huge dealbreaker to me.

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  14. Your reasons are not petty Stella.

    Example of petty

    Some people can't date people with

    Accent
    Bald head
    Big nose
    Small/big ear
    Hard palm
    Scattered teeth and so on

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    1. Exactly. I can't date a man that walks with his fists clenched. For me he's a potential wife beater

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    2. Ahhhh Trinity...🙆🙆😂😂😂

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    3. Lol.... maybe na Akanchi

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    4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🤣😄😄😄
      Or a guy that wen he is eating food comes out from his mouth

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    5. Trinity 🙆🙆

      So people walk with their fist clenchef? I've not noticed.

      Lilly, that one na no go area

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  15. Poor grammar

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    1. Who e epp?

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    2. I just broke up with one man because of the following reasons.
      Bad grammar, he doesn't scrub his tongue while brushing, doesn't use sponge when bathing, use only tissue to wipe his ass after poo. Doesn't shave his armpit and genitals (you can braid his armpit hair), wears his boxers and singlet till they turn brown before washing.... And if you see how handsome and fresh looking he is, you won't believe his hygiene is this poor. Infact he looks like a mulatto.

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  16. Bad English! !smelling mouth or armpit couple with dirty ears.

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    1. "Couple with?" sic
      Ya own English bad reach like this?
      COUPLED with the fact that you are will not date someone with bad English?
      If dat thing wey you write there na ya good English,
      I go dey dodge bombs when you dey speak.


      You see as I nak am for pidgin -free for all?

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    2. coupled with the fact that YOU ARE WILL NOT date someone with bad English?
      See ur life outside?? Youre correcting ppl up and down.

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    3. @Carbonmonoxide

      You dare to dare ghost?
      At least I did not say that I won't date people with bad English.
      Yes, I fit make mistakes and you fit correct me.

      Make we see ya own "sic"
      ur
      Youre
      ppl

      Na so you write am for WAEC come get 99999999999999

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  17. Mine is guys that way too much,imagine I was saying one guy and he will come to my house and I will serve him egusi and pointed yam and he will ask me to add ogbono to the egusi,I was like ok oh,next time it was rice,he said I should add the leftover yam,next it was eating akara and rice,the next visit I made sure I had one particular food, it was just rice and stew but this guy took bread and are it with rice.he is coming to visit nextweek,I will clear my fridge and cook noodles. .can't wait to see what he will eat it with..Elebi!!!

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    1. Hahahahahahaha. My God

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    2. Hahahahahahahah.... He will come with Gala or Suya in his pocket

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    3. Hahaha. He might eat it with garri. Like pour dry garri untop d indomie. Lol.

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    4. Lmao
      Olawealth which one is pointed yam again

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    5. Anon 18:41 Why are you complaining since you are encouraging him but by still letting him visit

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  18. I definitely get turn off by people that can't express themselves

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    1. "get turn off by?" sic
      I am already TURNED off by your butchering of English.

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  19. To me,mouth odour and those people tend to like to whisper to your ears

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  20. Guys that kiss and tell

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  21. Picking nose and making that stupid sound from the mouth ,claiming your throat is itching

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    1. LMAO😂😂... i do that alot.
      I also pick my nose and lick it

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    2. Wao!
      wetin else you dey pick and lick; tohtoh?
      You fit dey pick am dey cook stew join.

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  22. Typo errors: jux instead of just, am instead of i’m. Irritates the shit of of me! Like how can a grown man type this way 😒🙄

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    1. And see wetin you type there
      "of of me?"
      You dey stammer?
      You dey stutter?

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    2. And of instead of out lol

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  23. More than 3 bodycount....
    Thats my own oh, drop urs and move on, reasonable or not, na my own be that.

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    1. You no go date person wey dey fart?
      You be terror. How you make the persin store mess na?
      You wan make him dey incubate mess sote i turn to mitchelin man?

      Mess na natural tendency.
      Haa see as I carry grammar nak on top of ya matter.

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  25. ODOURS and tiny dick lmao. Met someone 5 years ago while I will still single. He seemed like mr perfect. very good clean dentition, height and moderate body size but his dirtiness was out of this world.

    He grew up in the North but he was of Igbo descent. This man could smell for africa. its not normal onion body odour when dnt rub deodorant or havent bathed. i saw his own as accumulation from dirty life style. How can a full grown man smell like that. He didnt like taking his bath and he would see it as nothing. This man can wear one white polo for 5 days that will be very dirty and its nothing to him.

    He was a millionaire funny enough but he had very terrible hygiene. He was in his late thirties back then. I pray he is married by now. He was a cheerful person but that body odour is enough to knock off someones brain. I tried to helpy with his hygiene but I guess a pig is a pig. I wuld scrub him lovingingly in the bathroom and scatter body spray on his body after shower (he didnt understand what i was doing) I had to do those cuz I didnt want a situation where I will go out with someone and he is smelling.

    If u see how dirty his apartment was. Stella u will cry. lmao. The relationship packed up sha lol. Its not enough to be a handsome millionaire if u have bad hygiene and peanut dick. lol. The hygiene and his excess lies (he hid a lot of things about him) was my major problem though, so i booted out.


    Stella leave o, Dirtiness get grade. He kept doing things like northerners ( No offence). this man will shit and use only water to wash up and not use soap. His hand will be smelling of shit. God!!!!!

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    1. Thats Aboki grade 1 for you.

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    2. Lol. My goodness! U just described dis stupid guy that is on my case Now. I never c who to bath dey fear like that guy. He will b sweating like an idiot and want to hug u with it.his mouth and breath smell so baaaaad!

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  26. Too small or too big prick, i cant deal... banana size is ok

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  27. Maybe in my next life I will run from any guy who drinks and smoke excessively.

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    1. You lie.
      No dating for next life; i.e. heaven.
      Them go be like angels in heaven.

      You think say you go return to this earth, you forget something?
      pick am now o.

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  28. If he laughs like a hyena.....
    Sorry Tam.You are near perfect but that laugh..... aargh!

    My friend has something against guys with short arms.I don't even know what that means.
    Oh well...she is married to a chimpanzee (her word,not mine though he does seem to have really long arms) and she couldn't be happier.

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    1. Lmaooooo!!!!!!!

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    2. This one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  29. Bossy, jealous and obsession

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  30. Quarter past eye.
    Lemme know when ure snooping

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  31. It seems like most people do not understand the word "petty". What most of you are listing are very important.

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  32. Bad grammar. There is place I'm going in this life; a boyfriend/spouse with bad grammar cannot follow me there. Thank you.

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    1. "there is place I am going?" sic
      There is A PLACE for people like you with narcissistic tendencies.
      Yabaleft straight.

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  33. Low IQ manifesting in the following ways:
    Watching African magic epic and finding anything there funny.
    Bad judgment. E.g., "all my exes were evil, I was the victim". That makes sense to me like you have bad judgement.
    Close mindedness and believing in too much superstitions.
    Won't let me finish a sentence and interrupts me when i'm talking.
    Mostly relational issues sha.

    Physical issues relating to dental hygiene (especially if you have the money to fix it but you'll rather spend it on a wrist watch or new iphone):
    Discoloration
    Chipped tooth
    Overbite/overjet. I.e., mouth can't close over the teeth
    When the gapped teeth can fit another tooth
    Pomo lips
    Opening mouth down when you're watching film







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    1. The Africa magic epic is a turn ofc

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    2. Opening mouth down when you're watching film LOL

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  34. If he can't fuck me so good and suck suck my pussy well till am satisfied! hell NO

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  35. Bad breath and untidyness.

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  36. A petty reason.. A nosey Parker guy...a guy who likes poke nosing, like u wanna know the type of toothbrush I use or how much is in my dad,s account, thunderrrrrrr

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    1. And you brimstone!
      Them no go know wetin dey ya papa acant but you go like know wetin dey guy acant?
      You be winch?

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    2. You are just always in a world of your own. I like you

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    3. Lol...yes naa amosu 1 of portharcourt.

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    4. @Black
      That's the spirit
      No be persin wey you go yab, them go forget say na boredom we dey chase
      come begin chase persin with guns.

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  37. No car.. 🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾

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  38. A petty reason why I can't date a guy? That would be if he is fair in complexion. I so hate fair guys I don't know why, not like the "kill them" hate but u can't catch me on a date with a fair guy talk more of having anything serious with him.

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    1. This is me 🤣 and I'm fair ooo maybe that's why I can't stand them.even some fair guys who notice the kinda look on my way when I look at them.its always one kind.

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    2. Me too
      I mean its so petty,there's no reason for it,I just don't like them
      But I'm sure that by moving closer the dislike will disappear

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  40. Petty? He's not dark skinned.

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  41. Since u said 'petty'; bad spoken English
    Short,Fair, doesn't smell nice, doesn't dress well,talks anyhow;not comported......na u say petty oooo

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