Hmmmmmmm.........I dont know oh..This one tough cos if you leave him like that and he wakes up,he might claim you wore him the condom to set him up,if you make a photo and clean him up,he will deny it and still say same....
You -Papa Stella you wore a condom home last night..
Him -Mama Stella you have started oh,you want to set me up?
LMAO!!!!
I would remove the condom and still wash him up. Tend to him very well. Someone like me I won't even ask him about the condom, if he brings it up we trash it, if not, so long.
ReplyDeleteCorrect wife material one thousand yards
DeleteIt is easy said than done
DeleteMiss Ess PhD strategic marketing!
DeleteNne easy oo
DeleteThis one pass "being a good wife" abeg.
What did you people say is the difference between getting pregnant and getting belle? I need to understand what is happening to Linda Ikeji
DeleteWhy will my husband come home drunk and I'm removing his clothes and bathing him.
DeleteWhat happened to his hands. I generally don't like men that can't hold their liquor. Can't marry a man with drinking problem in the first place. Many of them are violent and can't even remember what they did night before.
A drunkard husband,is that one a husband ????
My dear take am easy this your "goodness" is too much
DeleteI will first give him a hot slap when he lay down I will kick him and put that used condom in his mouth and go straight to my children's room and have a sound sleep..when he wakes up I will ask him how come condom is in his mouth instead of the pen**s everly he will lie
DeleteI will video him. And show him the video later when he is calm.
DeleteLow sel esteem, that's what it I called. It means, it is OK for you husband to cheat and 'disrespectfully' bring it home an rub it in your face
DeleteMan he is going to bed like dat o.tomorrow the talk shall talk the talk
DeleteMiss ess.. Easier said than done. Wait until it happens to you. So unrealistic
DeleteI doubt if you are married. No human being will do this except the she is so afraid of the man, even at that.
DeleteMiss ess na just runs girl wey Dey form different reasoning, marry first u hear
DeleteLols...funny impossible scenario.
ReplyDeleteVery much possible
DeleteSo a man will wear condom, have sex, release inside the condom and still wear the condom home? Oriegwu!!
DeleteThats men for u na. They will never admit their shit even when caught red handed.
ReplyDeleteWell, will still leave him like that till he gets himself, he can then clean up his mess by himself.
Before nko? Na photoshop na
DeleteAren’t no way I’m touching a used condom with another woman vj semen on it! Ewwww
ReplyDeleteYou see them?
DeleteWhen you tell the thief to catch a fowl at noon, she go tell you say im dey bite.
But for night, she go turn goalie dey dive collect both chicks and mother hen!
Woman vj semen?
DeleteI got no time for that, if he could. Find his way home in that state, he should be able to take care of himself.
ReplyDeleteAsk yasef, why your husband leave house go drink
DeleteGbam, very simple matter.
DeleteLike!!!
ReplyDeleteDo nothing...will I beat him? No.
ReplyDeleteThis is easy
ReplyDeleteNo need undressing, I will help him back in his clothes,sit down till he is fine,pretend like I know nothing and keep following him around nagging him about why he had so much drink till i follow him to where he is going to undress himself and then behave surprise
Lmao. So you both will act surprised seeing it abi?
DeleteUsed condom on his kini? I'm not nearing him and his property, he's the head of the house
ReplyDeleteWash him up say wetin happen?
ReplyDeleteI will leave him to his shit, whenever he wakes he'll go wash himself.
So linda don join baby mama Association after shaming most baby mamas.anyway welcome ohhh
ReplyDeleteIt's so sad how Nigerians including me were deceived thinking Linda Ikeji was a role model to young girls but this lady has been used to completely corrupt the morals of the young and gullible. She's such a terrible person it's not even funny!
DeleteFree linda. She is 38yrs old and very capable of taking care of her child. You want her to abort at her age?
DeleteI don't blame her at that age child is koko. She can do her trad and regisry later. That child is more important than marriage at that age biko. I am sooooo happy for her.
She is better than those babymama cos she doesn't need to be chasing any man around to give her baby feeding money.
Leave matter at least we are sure her kid won't be tossed around like the child from yesterday's chronicle.
DeleteShe's legally married but it's sha not your business
DeleteAll these girls chanting, I no go touch
ReplyDeleteNo be una nagging drive husband go drink
browse akwuna?
If there is love and peace in the home, why he go go drink?
I will ask him once he's up with the co still in his pocket. Why do men think they have the right to cheat? that's so disrespectful
ReplyDeleteLet him take care of the messy..i will face front..
ReplyDeleteLet him clean himself when his eyes are cleared..
As long as money is flowing, Nigerian girls do not mind whether the man is drinking, drunk, or pounding prostitutes. It is only when the money finishes that he becomes a "beast", one minute man, even turn to lion at Night.
ReplyDeleteI will be glad that at least he used a condom.
ReplyDeleteAt least the man came home to report himself. How about
ReplyDeleteThe girls that shoot out babies from their wombs with
pistols . . . oops misoprostol and hide both the gun and the
dead body and deceive the man? Abi you no read yesterday's Emergency series?
How about the girls that pass other men's babies to their husbands and
hide it till they meet God?
One kick I will give him Inshort that drunkenness will leave him, clean what. My ex on 31st Dec drop me at home as my school church was closer to his house, told me he going to pick some church members went with his friends n came back around 4am drunk. When once it was 6am I just woke up n left while he was still snoring his thing.
ReplyDeleteWoke up n called to say why didn't you warm the soup, soup I used my money to cook n now it has sour that he had to throw it out. I cursed him that day ehhh that I would have pet him and his friends and even drop food for him. So me I won't do it sincerely cos the anger I will have seeing that ehhhh.
cut off his dick nd the used condom.
ReplyDeleteAgu Nwanyi!!
ReplyDeleteSee slavery!!!,my husband comes home drink and on top with condom,chaiiii,I will beat the hell out of him,I will remove the condom out grounded pepper and force it on him ,anyway..no man born of a woman will treat me like that,and all you women saying you will accept him,pretend etc na una dey give men room to do rubbish,if all women be like me,he'll let loose. .men will worship us
ReplyDeleteπππ
DeleteIn another news. .Linda Ikeji is pregnant yupieeπ.Thank God for her.
ReplyDeleteIf my husband comes homes drunk with used condom...i will abandon him there till his eyes clear then we sort out ourselves.
She's preggie oh! Chai thank God for her.
DeleteDrag him to the dog house to sleep and cover him with a blanket. Anyway I can not deal with men like this.
ReplyDeleteI will the opportunity to beat him very well before wakes up, I will beat him for everything he has ever done wrong and the once he's intending to do, then I will forgive him, he sha use condoms πππ
ReplyDeleteMy dear, I will take a picture of him and leave him. The next day, we will thrash out the real issue, showing him the pix as evidence.
ReplyDeleteLol. Are ppl actually facing these situations in their marriage? This would likely not be my issue because I do not date men who are heavy drinkers.
ReplyDeleteI will wake him up immediately and say , look, you are still wearing the condom'. Then il walk away because if I don't immediately, the devil may use me.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the alcohol will clear from his eyes like literal scales.
Once i see that condom i will pet him and take him outside and lock my door. He will sleep ouside 4 that night. Ututu we will talk. If he ask y he slept outside i will tell him he insisted that is where he wants 2 sleep. I will help undress him as a good wife that i isπ then condom go show we go talk.
ReplyDeleteclean and remove what? When he's brain is back to normal he will wash himself, then I will sit and hang my leg and fold my hand to listen to what he will say.
ReplyDeleteI'd simply remove the condom gently, pour Cameroon pepper or whatever it's called and wear the condom back. Cover myself up and sleep. Life is indeed beautiful.
ReplyDelete#zeroworries
#myGodisindeedgreat
π hmm.. . Na to use cold water wake am up and do the questioning. But one thing is sure, your sins must be accounted for that night .
ReplyDeleteI'll bring out better belt, remove his clothes, flog the hell outta him. Wear the clothe back to look like nothing happened. Na him body go tell am.
ReplyDeleteIn my mind I have divorced him.....will be putting laxatives in his food once a month or on important meeting days. Will put that plant that scratches on his underwear when he has important clients...the list is long. He must lose everything he has
O babie i believe you scatter!!! You too much... Correct! Na wetin all these mumu "horsebands" deserve be that. Lmao!
DeleteI will put my V on his face. He has to suck it until I'm OK. When he wakes up he will take care of his body.
ReplyDeleteThe Ruler
Thank you my sister. No further comment.
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