Any sweet gist to entertain us this Sunday whilst we 'wack' rice and stew?lol
Gist can be funny,scary,interesting,entertaining,inspirational.....whatever,just fill up this post with gists....lol
We am going out to have Lunch today because i no get power cook ...lol
When i get back,I plan to make some calls and do some phone gossip..LOL
Whatever goes,goes!
Make we gist eeeeeeeh...
Just last week I had a dream about mi trying to hold my late mom..but she tried not to let me hold her.she moved far away from me sayin my daughter don't hold me u can always tell me anything u want to say witout holding me,,I just started crying serious cry o..wen I was about to tell her my mind I just felt somone touching my head then I wokeup to see my mom but I was still feeling sleepy seriously den I closed my eyes back but wen I was trying to open it back she was already gone but I could her presence..daMn I was so sacred that I could not sleep back I checked d time it was around 2:56am on Thursday..then I remember my grandma told me about dead peep always come home every Thursday..wish my mom was stil alive,am sure mylife wld av be much better than this..orisa bi Iya osi miss u so much mom.abeg make una no mind my gbagaun
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky. My mum is alive but I don't feel her impact. Intact she only adds more to my life's challenges.
DeleteDear people, I am addicted to horror movies, I don’t know what to do again, if I just read the story line and it’s not scary I skip it, once I see a scary one I record it. I need to stop o help me
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 tHis is so me but I spice it up with comedy and animations. I so scout movie sites in search of Horror films. I don’t do gory horror, boring and too predictable.
Delete14.39 are we related? My mum had zero impact in my life, infact she adds more problems to my life. When my friends have problems and their mums stand by them. I always feel bad for not having a mum that stands by me.
DeleteI had mind blowing doggie style sex with hubby, still feeling the sensation. Who says sex isn’t important in marriage Na liar. I am grinning from head to toe. In short I am going for more now . See you
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm..... Easy ooh
DeleteMake sure you suck his dick and he gives u a good head. Pls give us the details later.
DeleteI tell you doggie sweet die. I was at my bae's place and was about leaving. That was how he started pressing and sucking breast. he sucked the nipple tire, i even tried to shift but his head followed the breast.
DeleteNext thing he said i should suck him and I did. As he was about to cum he just stood up and turned me. The strength he used to push inside me ehn, I came immediately. Omo sex sweet die oo.
@Anonymous 18:59
DeleteGerrarohere!
We dey talk husband here you dey talk bae;
which of the baes; the ATM, side bae abi na
drilling machine?
Tomorrow now, you go come write chronicle say
them dump you for dumpster.
Gerarohere mehn!
Ahan! Dumpster? U mean she is a lying piece of garbage?
DeleteHmmmm....mine is that my new pastor looks like my ex...the one I felt for my hubby and he did nothing wrong to me...I cover my mind and pastor with blood of Jesus😀😁na Sunday school get me now..
ReplyDeleteMy new boss looks exactly like my first boyfriend, same facial looks but my boss is a lot taller....my first boyfriend was my first love the one who took my virginity...i been love am scatter but he went and toasted my best friend and she told me...i was heart broken and confronted him and he was not remorseful so I ended the relationship...i tried a few other guys b4 I finally settled. Been married now for 10 yrs with 4 kids (2 males, 2 females) and to cheat on my husband has never crossed my mind even though he is serial cheat. I always tell myself that I took my vows in the presence of God so I can't be bothered by his philandering...but somehow, hubby infected me with STD and I couldn't bring myself to forgive him
DeleteNow this my new boss looks exactly like my first boyfriend and I caught him staring at me several times...somehow he asked for my number and I gave him...then he invites me for a lunch date and I couldn't stop thinking about this man and I looked forward to the date...we met at a joint and he was just confessing love to me anyhow...i had to remind him that I am married and he said he knows but that he can't help himself falling for me...so I recommended a few hot singles in the office and he took annoyance....he gave me 50k for fuel for coming to the joint with him...i got home and his thoughts are all over my head...me way feel say I don pass all the love wahala for my life, I am falling in love like a teenager...shame catch me. I just stay and fantasize about him....so on Wednesday I called him and asked to see him after work and we went to a hotel...he grabbed me and kissed me and I kissed him back...there was so much passion between us...i let him suck my boobs but didn't let him pull down my trousers nor put his finger down there...i sucked his dick till he came and we seemed relieved. He gave me 20k that day to do my hair as my hair was a mess. God help me but I am in love with this man. My husband has no idea, he is never there for me...leaves the house b4 6am and comes home 10pm...i have complained several times that I feel lonely that he should make out time for me at least 2ce a month but my husband won't budge...he works everyday even on Sundays...i really miss having a real male presence in my life.
Hmmm...lemme see where this will take me.
Akuko na egwu...
DeleteIt would land you in Big trouble. If you don't put an end to it. You a role model to your children remember. When there's temptation, God always gives us a way to escape . I always pray I use that way of escape any time I am tempted. He used money to get your attention God help married women in Jesus name amen.
DeleteOh dear anonymous pls don't fall this evil trick abeg u..
DeleteTalk to ur husband, he should give u attention for the sake of ur children..
Anonymous my hubby is like urs. Philanderer without protection and he just tested positive to hepatitis b. Sure he got it from his philandering plus I tested negative. I'm done being faithful and all that shit. ..if cheating will lead to hell, then all men are heading there...right now I don't care if i head there with them...I've gotten intouch with my ex. Cheating mode activated. Can't wait
DeleteSame me, the bastard I married for 11 years fucking men and women even contacted HIV . Me I'm just looking for a correct Bobo I will fuck . Just in the marriage because of the kids and what people will say. No domestic violence though
DeleteMadam stick with your HIV hubby, don't come and spread the virus to innocent people abeg.
Delete@Lagosfinest
DeleteSo who are the "innocent people?"
Persin wey get mind fu8k another man wife dey innocent?
E bi like say na you go grab am next?
All the anon's up there are liars. It's only one person forming several stories to spice up the comment section. #ifyouknowyouknow
DeleteThis anon 15:45 sha, you can lie o! All ds monies for fuel and hair sef! With u sucking ability sha! It is well with ur soul
DeleteIt's obviously the same anonymous telling different lies, the devil 👿 has reserved a well heated place for you in HELL 👋. Continue, you hear.
DeleteThe rate of thinking by something people this day is becoming alarming, I think I will take it to be as a result of hardship impose on people by this buharitania government. Could you imagine a man just past his house in my street and has almost gotten to the junction before people who saw him past decided to run towards him and he actually forgot he pass the yard. What sort of thinking could this be? He has to turned back with smile on his face and said abeg no mind the mumu government hahahaha. No be so woman wey carry pikin for back begin find the pikin. Na wah ooh. Buhari and Osibanjo una thank you ooh.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I have laff sotey tears are running down my cheeks.
DeleteIt is well with Nigeria.
E go better someday.
DeleteTeejay, did you actually type this?
DeleteNow I believe you give someone your write ups to edit for you. What da hell
My 3kids travelled yesterday for holidays and I'm so sad and lonely right now.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as their bus zoomed off I felt like crying. Even the goodbye I was waving at them I just held back my tears, as soon as I got inside house I just bursted out crying. I can't even explain why I felt so.
And to think that I was seriously fed-up of them and thinking and imaging who would take them from me for like some months or years cos the stress on me is just something else, no help whatsoever just me and me alone it's just exhausting.
I know I will be fine soonest.
It's always like that... Pele
DeleteMid last year I went to work at one of the tertiary institutions in Rivers state, I was supposed to spend 3days there, meanwhile the first time I stayed in this hotel/motel that was OK but had no hot running water so every morning I'll have to call the kitchen for hot water to bath, so this time I told them to take me to a place with hot running water, that was all I cared about, it was mid year and the peak of the raining season in fact it rained for the 3days non stop. So they took me to a different place it had hot water
ReplyDeleteI settled in and went to bed around 10pm, then I heard a knock, first I thought I was dreaming, who will be knocking on my door by that time of the day, I checked my time and it was a few minutes past one. My first reaction was fear.
I quickly took stock of what I have on me, my phones and hard drive were the most important, I hid one of my phones and the hard drive every other thing I could live without.
I was certain i was about to be robbed, but again I said to myself which robber will be knocking subtly and at interval like that, so I mustered courage to ask who was there, meanwhile I peeped from the hole in the door,but the person was standing away from the my view. No response just a pause and the knock will resume, so this time I almost yelled "whose there!" men no be me dey there oh, my heart was racing like mad. This time a voice said "it's me" hmmm, it was a female voice, my heart slowed a bit, I asked what she wanted she didn't say, instead she resumed with the knock, I repeated the question more strongly and she replied with "I was wondering if you needed company" my people I froze for a sec.con gini bikonu a bit confused.
I use to tell myself that there is nothing new under the sun, that is how I deal with some weird stuff,but this one no gree me oh. Out of curiosity I opened my door to see for myself, she was standing there with a smile on, she even apologized for disturbing my sleep! I just told her that I don't need any company oh, I went back but couldn't sleep again, the next morning I packed and left, when they saw me in school with my bags, they were asking why I was carrying all my bags with me, if I was going already, I just told them to take me back to the old place abeg. The angel you know....
This has to be my weirdest experience
Its usually so in Port Harcourt city. Gotten used to that, sometimes they won't even let you sleep up to that time. Once they notice you came alone they will advertise themselves to you. The hustle in PH is real.
DeleteLolll Aba Made I thought you were a female.
DeleteChai! The things we see in PH. I was in a hotel last year in PH and around same past 1am, I saw a very young lady(less than 20yrs old) running out of the room adjacent to mine with one baba in pursuit! See pandemonium!
DeleteThat's the weird part, I'm female!
DeleteMy neighbour is fond of talking to herself.. How do people do it. A young woman fa? Hope its normal sha..
ReplyDeleteChai! It's not normal if she does it frequently. She needs help asap.
DeleteNa stress dey cause am and worry
DeleteEyah...I think she is loosing it
DeleteAint nothing wrong with her. I have an imaginary friend who is a friend of Beyonce, we sing,rhyme and gist together. Does it mean am crazy?
DeleteNope I am not. she keeps me company. We talk about everything and anything together. And guess what? she has never gossip about me before. ain't she kool?
looolll. Steff!!! You are "cray cray"😂😂😂😂. Noo...she can never gossip😂😂😂
DeleteThat one is still good na.
DeleteThere are many of 'myselves' I talk to.
I have enjoyable conversations with them at any time of the day.
Sometimes I take them out, buy stuff for them, celebrate their special events,advise them when necessary etc.
I agree that I don kolo.
This country will eventually make us all run mad.
Minister of Enjoyment and Social Jollification
��������oh my days. Wetin person no go see and hear��������
ReplyDeleteI had a strange dream a few days ago concerning my late Dad, I miss him so much.
ReplyDeleteI recently got a very good job.
In the dream he said to me-congratulations on your new job, God will bless you and take you to the zenith of your career, you shall excel and find favour with all who you come across but you must always respect your husband and not allow your job come between both of you. I burst into tears in the dream and put my hand in my handbag to bring out some money but he refused to take it and then I woke up. The scary thing is that I could feel a presence in the room and I heard the curtains move like a gust of air blew it all of a sudden. I was too scared to do anything so I laid down, thought about the dream until I fell asleep again.
I told my hubby and he said maybe it could be malaria ( I didn't tell him the respect your husband part).I'm sure my Dad was trying to pass a message across.
The tin is real malaria ke
DeleteI know, ladies can be mischievous. How come you no tell am
Deletethat "your late dad" was telling you to respect him
Oh you wan reasons why you go dey run ya mouth like tap
If you fumble for that marriage no write chronicles o!
It's just so sad that most people are never happy to see you progress, once they see you are progressing the jealousy, envy starts... Is it possible to find someone who will be genuinely happy and support your progress?
ReplyDeleteNNE I don't always give a fuck about such people, instead I work even harder to piss them motherfuckers up. Keep being you dear, coz Haters always going hate.
DeleteThanks Steffy.. Well I plan to work even harder, let my success speak for me!!
DeleteWhen a woman's husband is taking care of her it's love, but when her brother is taking care of his wife it's Jazz! Saw chat of my sis inlaw with my hubby asking him for money and he said he doesn't have at the moment...next thing i see is "but if na *** you go get! I lost every iota of respect I ever had for her. It's not like this man bought me a car or a property...I sometimes even go broke I gotta ask my sis or mum for a loan. I'm still the one that had to stay without a husband/dick for a year and 3 months but I don't deserve everything and more of what my husband does for me. When the leaking mouth won't stop talking too.
ReplyDeleteThat awkward moment when you lay on your bed naked and checking how cute and round your butts are.
ReplyDeleteYep thats what idleness can do.
Bbn ain't entertaining me today rara.
The diary session get as e be. Trust cee c to hang Alex to the cross without hesitation. That short black girl get craze for head.
Going back to my idleness