The Gist:
I entered a bus and sat beside a woman who was so engrossed in her phone wetin she dey serious untop I don’t know but I was interested. I begin use corner- corner eye look the phone.
The conductor collected his bus-fare and the journey continued, the lady was replying messages on her whatsapp and the things I read shocked me to pieces
She saved the name with my cherry and the conversation was hot
Lady: you evil dwarf I regret I married someone like you; you are a very wicked man
My cherry: oya’ pack your load and go back to your father’s house na
Lady: only you, chief masturbator, p+rn addict, you will be driving and be looking at other women through the Mirror of the car, but yet at home you are a foolish 1minute man .....
My cherry: I am looking at them cause you can’t give it to me the way I want it, how can you after two children say you are feeling pains in your ***gigina go and check yourself
Lady: why won’t I feel pain when you can’t romance a woman but can romance your phone and not stop masturbating from p*rn you watch on it .
My cherry: Get ready for a DNA test because I am not sure those children are for me
Lady: writes something in French and sends to him adding get a translator and get back to me you idiot!
Shuooo ! what you are reading is a conversation going on between a husband and wife, she was so engrossed with the phone that she didn’t even notice I was reading , when she lift her head and our eyes met she gave me this scornful look , e be like say them pour me cold water for head . .
Driver owa o! I quickly use speed jump down from the bus before she change am for me o.
No be all the thing wey my eyes see my hand type so o, there are more.. *goosebumps*
Na so this one take shele o
Hahahahahaha Mama Nnuku. Vera the vera. Your amebo no get part 2. You get luck the woman no put hands for ya eyes
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂 wahala wa o
ReplyDeleteOne lady in the front seat is busy deleting selected part of a chat she had with a guy via WhatsApp.
ReplyDeleteon top all the insults, he is still her cherry. lol
ReplyDeleteHmmmm end time husband and wife
ReplyDeleteMy dear mariiage is not a bed of roses, if not for making babies or a shoulder to lean on if married to a "real man" most people will not go into it.
ReplyDeleteWomen try to ride your husband during sex don't lie down and allow the man do all the work. Do the cow girl style
ReplyDeleteThat was how I heard the conversation of 1 married man in a bus last week. After calling his wife and asking about his girls, and if they had their night bath (I was even proud of the man sef, as he sounded like a caring dad) he told his wife he will branch he's shop before getting home. It was like 7:30 or so. Only for this foolish man to call one other babe, that he is on the way.
ReplyDeleteThis na broke man o! With ginseng techno taratantan phone, flying bus o! And he was fat & breathing like a walrus too. Useless cheat of a man. He now called someone like his sister for cover up. In short he just used all of us in the bus to make calls
hahahahahaha OMG. Abeg let me not laugh much.
DeleteLmaooo, that breathing like a walrus....LMAO. Hope he wasn't sweating all over you.
DeleteLol
DeleteHahahhaha. Vera amebo wee not kill you ooo.
ReplyDeleteBut na wa for the them sha, shey they can't settle it face to face ni.
miss Aboki
#I stand with DNA.. Lol
ReplyDeletei so hate people reading other people's phone chats ehn, chai, it shows lack of manners.
ReplyDeleteVera amebo is your choice, Aproko is ur hubby. You get luck say the woman nor do you strong thing.
ReplyDeletekwakwakwakwakwa
ReplyDeleteLol Vera the woman for pluck ya eyes commot. Eke is my hobby😀😀
ReplyDeleteDat was hw one day i was chatting wt my then Boyfriend on BBM, my sister was sitting next to me, this girl was in primary school ooo i didnt know she was following the whole chat, i was almost done wt typing, ready to snd wen she drew my attention to a spelling mistake i did in d chat. Chai dt was hw i pursue her comot for the parlor
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa how you for take know say school fees no waste na? Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
DeleteI personally think it's bad manners to read other people's convo. Something similar happened to me recently, I'm joined my organization and started hearing gist of the old staff. There's this beautiful female director,heard all the men have slept with her that even Corp members and IT students will lay her on her desk and sleep with her. This woman started attending my church and would even be speaking in tongues, I thought all I heard were rumors or maybe she has changed. So we were in church, I was sitting behind her and listening to the pastor quietly. Next thing I saw "I love you" on her phone. I don't even know how my eyes went there and I must have had a reaction because she turned back to look at me. So I had to avert my eyes quickly but not fast enough cos she lowered her phone. I pray I don't get transferred to her department because God knows I wasn't snooping it was just happenstance.
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