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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

IHN -TUESDAY

Every dog has its day...Woof woof woof!!!
Ich wรผnsche euch einen schรถnen tag noch......



Kisses




MINGYUN THE PERSONAL SHOPPER FROM CHINA COVERS IHN

Happy Greetings, Mrs Korkus and Lovely BVs.
My name is Destiny but comment as mingyun. I would like to grace the cover of today's in-house news.

Please, contact me if you desire the services of a personal Shopper /you are looking at purchasing quality products (Shoes,bags, clothes, human hair etc) in China.

Call or Whatsapp on:+8615002499231





Does this mean you can buy cheaper for people who wanna resell?


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PH BREED SENDS IN TESTIMONY OF MY EXPERIENCE - FAST vs FURIOUS.



Sisi Stella, 
Greetings with kisses to you. If I start hailing you, they'll appoint you as Minister for Information and Communications sharply. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I've come again with another encounter on this PH road. Let's just say my name is PH Breed.

Day before Yesterday(Sunday), I boarded a taxi at Rumuokoro heading to Agip/Mile 3. Two young guys and an elderly man(got to find out later that he's 72) were already occupying the back seats. I entered the front,waiting for one more passenger.... the driver started halaring(scolding) the ocho-passenger(loader) that he should load quickly so that he can leave. This driver sef was just lamenting... me I was like ๐Ÿ˜ž .


Not too long, loader closed the front seat(still had no seat mate) and double tapped the vehicle. Na so driver move, stylishly(but slowly) sliding between other taxis and buses to pretend abi to be sharp but police had spotted him already. He parked should I say "wrongly" even though that's how they all park (he was just by a corner though not meant for loading except you pay "you know who"๐Ÿ˜‰)

People of God! One Policeman still located us and came to meet the driver with his gun pointed๐Ÿ˜ซ See driver, see me๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข. 


I died inside, closed my eyes with my hands blocking abi closing my ears๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰. In this same Rumuokoro that they shot a driver to death(I still remember how even hours after the incident, that area was heavily armed with people raising hand to pass),me sef that's having my 25th on the 23rd...Ha!๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Policeman is forcing him to stop(with gun still pointed), driver is urging him to let go as he respected him to leave that spot, me I'm trying to be mature and not piss off anyone with my fear. 

As this leave-don't leave was still on, the driver(in his mind) is like f*** this shit! He swerved and started driving. Horning to other drivers, he was still making his way out...Policeman(gun still pointed) is screaming "I say stop!", other drivers are hailing and clearing the way(even when another policeman was forcing a bus driver to use his vehicle to block us, he refused, forming I don't understand๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Š, the men behind were discussing the incident, me I was dying (thinking of jumping out but I don't want to die or even scratch myself na๐Ÿ˜ข). Chai, why did I come out sef? ๐Ÿ™†


Road clear(the city can't hold us๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‰), driver entered action mode...swerving left and right, driving with speed (I didn't know whether to pray, cry or scream...hmm, what a moment!) Accident was staring at us all this time till he thought they've stopped chasing(we were now close to Rumuigbo). He slowed down. 

Moments later(I'm still in fear),the men started talking about a coming police van. Driver is checking through his mirror, I was like again?! The elderly man then told the driver to stop if they're for him and he(the elderly man) will come down and talk to them as an ex-soldier. The driver objected with reason that they'll not listen.

 At Everyday junction(going towards Nkpolu), he entered another lane(to see if they're truly for him) and bam bam, they followed him. I became paralysed.


Street to street, he drove James Bond style with people jumping and diving to avoid being hit. Who send me go front seat sef? ๐Ÿ˜ญ Some people were screaming no road till this idiot(yes, big idiot of a driver...atm) entered a residential compound and stopped....

What next?!
I'll type later๐Ÿ˜ฉ
It wasn't nice at all



Hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahaahah this is too funny abeg..instead of me to pity you i am here laughing like what i dont know...too funny..please send in the conclusion eeeeeeh...LMAO



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DRAKE EMOTIONAL VIDEO ''GODS PLAN''


Has anyone watched the video for Drake's video 'God's plan'?Is it real?OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG now i understand why ...I fell face down in love with him watching it...what!
Somebody tell me if it was doctored so i can decode what i feel please!





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SUICIDAL CHIOMA WRITES IN

Good Day. 

Thanks so much for the post.  Thanks to those who took time to comment on it. I have bookmarked it so that I can easily visit it when I really need something to encourage me.  It's like  I spoke to more than sixty persons about my problem, I feel I did something right. I appreciate all the comments. The comments would go a long way to help. 

My special thanks goes to  Anonymous 18:38 and Empress CHO. 

God bless everyone.





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TEEJAYS CORNER

SHAKING THE CHURCH TABLE

When it comes to writing about the church, I usually write cautiously and choose my words for it not to be misconstrued as an attack,Judgemental and anti Christian.

I was born into a Christian home and I grew up having strong love for God and things of the kingdom. When I write about some wrongs in the church, I do that in good faith not to malign the church but to offer solution and create the awareness of the so many wrong things going on...


How do you explain a church or ministry been sited in a living residence like mine that every night we are forced to stay awake because of the loud sound of drums and shout of prayers?. Growing up as a child I know that vigil used to be once in a month usually on the last Friday but today the reverse has become the case, the one in my place have three days in the week for vigils and even on Sundays they still gather at night.


There is nothing wrong in prayers to God but why make others feel the stress, disturbance and stay awake all night with shouts of ''die by fire, die by thunder'' and so forth with so much noise and jumping shaking the foundations of the building. Sometimes this shout frightens one who is fast asleep to wake up thinking there is an attack with the way they jump and scatter chairs killing the devil.

Now listen, it is so wrong to pray for the devil and its demons to die by fire or thunder, these are spirits and as such they can't die. If the death we pray is that effective unto such spiritual being, I don't think we will be praying that prayers everyday because they would have been dead long ago,even before I was born. 


The right way to pray, is to drive them away from our territory. Send them far away to where they belong because we can't kill them.

Christ when on earth didn't pray the die by fire to the demons, rather He sent them into the swine, so I don't know where the contemporary Christians got that from in which even some pastors are guilty of. May we be guided always unto doing the right things at all time.

BV TEEJAY.



Hmmmm!!!!!....wow,this kinda makes sense!!!


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VACANCIES

Hello Stella.
 We have a few vacancies in my office which i'll like you to place on your blog. Have a blessed day.


1. Group Accountant (AGM)

Should be a professionally qualified and widely experienced Chartered Accountant with the following qualifications;
i) Good university degree or HND in Accounting. Post-graduate qualification will be of added advantage.
ii) Should be between 30 and 45 years old.
iii) At least 10 years working experience, 5 of which should be post qualification as Chartered Accountant.
iv) Highly computer literate with adept familiarity and understanding of various Accounting software packages.
v) Experience with financial analysis, tax computations and filing of various statutory requirements and reports.

2. Account Officers

i) Good educational and professional qualifications in relevant field.
ii) Should be between 25 and 35 years old.
iii) Should be highly computer literate 
iv) Should have at least 5 years working experience with senior executives in an active business environment.

3. Security Officers

i) Should have a minimum of secondary school education with good command of English.
ii) Should be healthy with good physique.
iii) Should be a man of integrity with good references.
iv) Should have at least 5 years experience in a similar position.

4. Drivers

i) Should have a minimum of secondary school education with good command of English.
ii) Should have a pleasant personality and disciplined attitude.
iii) Should have a minimum of 5 years corporate driving experience.
iv) Should have good references.

Apologies for the slight omission. The applications should be sent to grp.resources@gmail.com. 
Applicants should indicate the position for which they are applying in the mail.




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 VACANCY

Can you work as a full time web designer in Lagos? Read Below:

We are looking for an experienced web designer that has a working knowledge of HTML and general IT Knowledge and can basically set up websites within a short time frame. The more websites you can set up daily the higher your chances of permanent retention. 
We are looking for individuals with experience.


Must be ready to start immediately after application and interview.
Send your CV to onyekwerejoyce007@gmail.com
Salary is ₦50,000 plus performance incentives.



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SDK DISCLAIMER ON WHATSAPP GROUP CALLED FRUITFUL BABEZ


There is a whatsapp group with that name and people adding TTC woman on this blog to the group and saying it is me that is behind it...please if you are in this group,i dont know what is happening,and I have nothing to do with the group,if it goes wrong you are on your own.
This disclaimer is just routine ,it does not mean the group is not good or not bad.it is necessary to distance oneself from things one has no hand in....






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GUIDELINE ON HOW TO START PRINT OF RECHARGE CARD NEEDED


Greetings to everyone in the house,please I need a sincere BV(s) that's into or have knowledge of recharge cards printing business to put me thru it,what entails,where and how to reach the major distributors,I can be reach on:08034966505



This is the second time of posting.someone should help her out now..ah ah,why ignore?Isaacbaba is this not your business?help her out nau or is it that its not OK to show the way?you know in some businesses showing another person the way is not good for business...It's not like that in Blogging ooooooh...




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VACANCY FOR A TOUR OFFICER


Good Afternoon,
A travel and tours company on the island is in need of a tour officer. 
Duties include:
Designing, developing and promoting tour packages
Offer Visa advisory services
Process Visa for clients
Book hotel for clients
Please only qualified candidates with experience in processing visas and designing tour packages should send applications to iigbinedion@ashtondavetravels.com. 



I like this kind of job....Those who are not qualified can apply too and learn na......you can train your staff for two weeks na...


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WHO NEEDS A PHONE

I have a Sony xperia XA phone for sale. Phone in good condition. The specifications are
13mp rear camera and 8mp front camera
2gb ram
Android 7
2.0ghz octacore processor
My location is port Harcourt and my phone no is 08136860591, 08117340087





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CHIGURL NEEDS AN ONLINE JOB.


I am a 'stay at home'. I need a job that can enable me work from home. I am a copywriter, aside from this, I can edit/proofread  blog contents and contents on other social media handles. And I can also work as a content writer. Please contact me if you need any of the above. My number is 07082445005
or chigurlade@yahoo.com



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168 comments:

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    1. Please I need a job in Enugu. Am a medical lab scientist but can work anywhere. Contact me on sandycee01@gmail.com

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    2. Let me go and apply for that driving job.
      I'm so sick and tired of my life. I fell from grace to grass and now I can't even get a driving job because of drivers license. If they can employ me, I will use part of my salary to do the license, but they refuse, which type of life is this? I have wife and children whom I have moved to the village and they expect me to be sending them money. To think I once drove some top executives here in Lagos where they paid me 80k and above years back. How life changes.
      Pls God help me to rise up again in this Lagos.

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    3. Amen Idee. Surely you will rise again.

      I pray you dont ever think of going back to the village Amen. Please do all you can to bring your wife and children back. I am not in support of them being in the village

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    4. Yori yori thanks
      I will do all I can and bring them back. That is why I'm looking for job so I can rent one room, I'm still squatting with someone in Agege, Lagos for now. I have OND in Business Administration.

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  2. There is a Special kind of favour upon you ........Major doors are about to open for you........Your persistence and tenacity is about to pay off........ The efforts you have been making and your commitment ....... are about to make things manifest....... Do not give up...... just because you are not seeing the results right away.........All things consistently done always bring great blessings......

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    1. I respect you and your blog a lot but I think you are over reacting by trying to drag fruitful babes in the mud. To start with, when that lady wrote in and mentioned about her TTC, I felt for her, contacted her and asked her if she would like to join a whatsapp group that supports women going through same issue. She agreed. Thereafter,She wrote you out of excitement but you took it south. I have proofs that I never mentioned that we are in anyway affiliated to your blog. And I repeat, I never did. And the lady in question confirmed she never said that to you, so I can't understand why you had to react the way you did. You always encourage women supporting each other, so why?

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    2. Because once bitten twice shy.. I'm not holding brief for Stella but she dan suffer for this kyn matter. Since you said you never claimed to be be affiliated with her, I don't see why this disclaimer should be an issue..

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    3. Peanut investor17 April 2018 at 15:17

      Pls Bvs, I want to know what I'm doing wrong. Each time I make peanut,it doesn't get crunchy. Some will be crunchy while others will appear soft like air has spoilt it. Pls what can I do to make my peanut burger snack crunchy?

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    4. Dry your groundnuts for 10 hours before doing and fry till it turns golden brown.

      Erm, na which kind milk you use, liquid or powdered. Help a sister out oh.

      Ehn bvs, when doing the meat pie dough, is it supposed to be strong or soft?

      I did mine not so soft but while rolling it seems too soft. But after baking, the thing became too strong. Can somebody please put me through? Thanks in advance.

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    5. The butter was not Enough, do you have a scale if yes... if your flour is 1kg use butter 500gm,if the flour is 500g butter is 25kg...

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  3. Ihn is here. Good afternoon people of God.

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  4. God bless the givers and the receivers
    Cheers ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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  5. IHN is here and you are all welcome.

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  6. What a stressful day,i need some rain right now

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  7. Adrian Monk 3 February 2018 at 14:08
    Lemme sef declare my undying love for John Cena.
    Hey John! How are you?
    It's me ***** 4 ****, you know who I am. You know how
    much I love you. I have been loving you since 2005. The
    day you help #TeamKurtAngle defeat #TeamLesnar was
    day you stole my heart. Ever since then I have been
    crushing on you even though I was a little girl then. In
    2009, you broke my heart! You got married to your high
    school sweetheart Elizabeth. Thankfully the marriage
    crashed and you were divorced in2012. That same year I
    was boosting your fan base here in Naija. #WM2012
    #CenavsRock. If pesin say Rock go beat you, fight don
    start be that. Na so I take carry your matter for head
    Cena but you no win. I cried all through that monday.
    Anyways, e no tey you start to date Nikki Bella. Cena
    why? To worsen it you proposed to her on #WM33 April
    2nd 2017.. Chai my chest!! I will still love you after you
    guys break up, probably on this year's #WM. Of course
    you see me only as a crazy and overly obsessed fan. I
    will keep loving you like no other woman ever did. You
    just keep being you by Retweeting my Tweets and
    endeavour to Favourite my tweet more often.
    P.S Stella abeg help me tag John Cena for this post.
    Thank you.

    See ehn, I have I've been following Cena for so long to know how he thinks. Elizabeth couldn't change him, Nikki tried to change him too but Cena is resilient both in the ring and outside the ring. Anyways, I was expecting him to break up with her on April8, inside the ring. I had this crrazy imagination of Cena getting frustrated, while waiting for The Undertaker. Suddenly Nikki comes out trying to calm him down but then Cena places his frustration on her. Ikwakwakwaakwakwakwakwakwa good thing is since monday morning I've rekindle my love for him. I have been sleeping on his handles since I heard the "good news". #crazilyobsessedfan #Iservealivinggod #Godsplan #*****4****lovesCena #NgwanuBye!

    **BV Adrian Monk**

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  8. Hot sun frying my intestine๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ..
    Where's rain oooo??

    Love you all....๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

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  9. See as I quickly rush open IHN because I want see amebo of the bvs 'love gone south'. Choi Stella which kind long throat be this na๐Ÿ˜. Ok bye I'll be back later to read properly.

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  10. I need some accolade "in amoshine's voice " ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„

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    1. ooo ma gaadddd..
      I need some accolades...

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    2. Charles is just a clown. lol

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    3. Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ Cynthia and blackberry, Amoshine's hype man is badass. Those two are clowns

      Worldwide
      Nunugang... LMAO ๐Ÿ˜

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  11. How una dey? I say make I throwey salute.

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  12. Hello here!

    People,please, is it liquid milk or powdered milk that's used in making peanut burger?

    I have asked google tire it didn't give me any specific one just"milk.

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    1. as for me i believe anything you can use liquid/evaporated milk for you can also use powdered milk for it. just mix with a little water.

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    2. Lady Stainless where did you disappear to?
      Hope you did not travel to Ijebu to go and do juju to hook Krix.
      I am warning you again, leave krix alone, he is married to a beautiful fair lady. To be forewarned, complete it

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    3. Thanks sweeties, God bless you.

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    4. hahahahahaha all these people will not let me work in peace in the office. Abeg i wont be replying una comments on funny things i see.

      Lady stainless dont mind the mouse on your case

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    5. Stainless steel don buy market
      Kwakwakw

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  13. Good afternoon everyone. Just know you all are beautiful and handsomely made by God Almighty.

    Sorry about the fast and furious drama. I just cant imagine the stress, the fear, the heart jumping out of your mouth. Chai... the driver is bad ooo. So what happened when you all entered the compound hahahahahaha so sorry.

    beautiful babe Destiny.. that your id name is new ooo, have not seen it before. anyway congrats on your business.

    Those looking for jobs, may God bless you all as you apply for this one that has been out here. Let the best take the job or the one that God has poured His grace on.

    so many people are opening all this whatsaap group. Goodluck to all of una.

    Beautiful day indeed. Lazying about in the office. It is well with me

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    1. Lol..Happy greetings yori yori.I do comment once in awhile.

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    2. Ok ooo. I will be looking out for your id here. Congrats on your business. Customers fall on you Amen

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    3. yori yori you seem to be a very nice person.

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    4. Thank you my dear. I am nice except when people try to get on my nerve

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  14. Hot sun frying my intestine๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ..
    Where's rain oooo??

    Love you all....๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

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  15. Fast and furious bv kpele o๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

    Sometimes I just wish I live in Lagos. They seem to be getting it all. It's well.

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  16. SDK I don’t deal on recharge cards sales or even printing at all....I deal mainly on data sales,I buy from the data providers and re sell that’s all to my business.


    Have a lovely day everyone,much love

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    1. Congrats on ur pop dear...favour market awaits u.

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  17. Face of ihn Is a beauty to behold.

    This our country is enough to make people depress sef. Chioma thank God u are in a better place now.

    My people una doh.

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  18. Good day lovely SDK pple.Stella God will reward u for what u are doing o.
    Bv too Hwa & steffysofyn thanks a lot for ur replies to me question on ihn yesterday. I asked abt hotel having cameras in their rooms.u see eeh I did one kurukere waka sometimes ago so wen I saw d video of dat man & d babe I becames restless,in fact sleep ran away from my eyes but after reading ur replies yesterday I slept like a baby.God will never allow devil to use my sins in d past to ridicule me o.

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    1. hahahahahaha it is well oooo. May God free you from kurukere Amen

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    2. You're welcome dear but always play safe. If you are well to do and you like good hotels why don't you try motels and small guest house since you're scared or just stay away from the kukere Waka waka.

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  19. IHN!!!! Unfortunately I have no gist. Just that I'm looking really pretty this afternoon, if only I could eat my beauty, I would have stayed in bed all day longggg...The sun is really looking for who to cook. Il be back later to read comments.
    Ciao!

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  20. Good day all. BV Teejay,u are just saying the truth. I don't follow d masses that say touch not my annoited. Common sense is needed for you to distinguish touch not my annoited. Many fake pastors are now roaming d streets and God has said it that during d end times,fake prophets shall abound. Some pastors are fake and na Satan go punish them. Nobody shld come under my comment to preach touch not my annoited oooooo. Bye all

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    1. My dear no fake pastors roaming the streets. They are already in the church. so be warned on how you go to churches for miracles.

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  21. Stella that Drake's video is a wow. The day I watched it I was so amazed. It wasn't doctored, he did all those things life.

    Please, my fellow BVS, is there anything a pregnant woman can do so as to avoid having stretch marks on the tummy? Thanks.

    China FOIHN, u is a fine sissy. Pls, answer Stella's question, can u shop for retailers at a lower price?

    What else did I read? I can't rem. Let's enjoy the rest of the day.

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    1. I applied Vitamin E oil consistently throughout my 4 pregnancies and I can confidently tell you I don't have stretch marks on my tummy. It worked for me. My mum said it isn't the oil that it is genetic ...hmmmm, I don't believe her because I didn't apply on my hips and I have a little there. Note.... I used KIRKLAND SIGNATURE VITAMIN E. it is Edible

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    2. Use carrot oil,olive oil or ori to rub ur tummy

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    3. Yes.dont ever scratch it when it is itching you,discipline your self to just massaging it slowly when that tinini itching comes.then you can use coconut oil or Olive oil or petroleum jelly on it morning and night.please also use the oil or jelly on your boobs too,after birth your tummy and boobs will be like nothing happened

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    4. Happy Greetings dear.
      Yes. I can shop for retailers at a relatively cheaper price.

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    5. don't scratch your tummy. Always apply ori on it

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  22. TJ i can imagine the frustration of everyday going for night vigil and disturbing people's sleep.

    Since buhari came into power, the type of vigil people do eh ehe na God go save them. I cant remember when last we did our own. Last year only once and this year we have not done. We dont make noise because God is just with us anytime we call him.

    We dont need to shout down the heaven for him to answer us. It is well with all who are in between these churches and mosques disturbing their sleep

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  23. Stella my comment on SP was a harmless joke. to anyone that felt bad about that my comment Pele. find your selling point and carry yourself like a Boss because nobody ugly Kama na obu ego Ma akpari mmadu *in psquare's voice*


    Biko where is BV SWEETIE the VASSATA one and BV White Berry?????
    just asking ooo

    this table that I'm shaking... Lol

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    1. So you think you are handsome with that your big pomo lips and dry pockets? So tey woman dey dash you money for here. I shake my head in pity

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    2. Anon don't worry
      Chike will soon do freedom frm his in law shop's where he is doing apprentice. Chikito will set him up and he will become a rich man. The time will soon reach.

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    3. Without money, you are an ugly guy. even if you look like monkey, if you have money, they will call you fine boy.

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  24. Fellow beeeveeees
    Pls i was feeling feverish, i hardly sleep well, only for me to go to d Dr and ge examined me that my Pressure and Temp is ok, he wrote a drug for me to buy and be using 1st while i go for test, only for me to check d drug after buying is Tramadol, i was shock o i, i once reaf here that the drug is not good, it side effect us Epilepsy, through i dont really sleep well i think that us why he recommend that i didn't take it but pray to God to Gid for sound sleep, my sis aldo advice i should switch off my phone while if i am about to sleep, another thing that i know may be the cause is because of mosquitoes, once i hear the sound of mosquitoes i barely sleep,
    Please Drs in house i need advice
    Should i take d drugs or not, i will be reading comments pls

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    1. How will you be reading comments while you just said that you will switch off your phone and sleep?

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    2. He gave it to u to relax you. Take it only for d specified number of days and stop. Good luck

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    3. Go and buy malaria medicine in the pharmacy and take it. Then buy mosquito net and start sleeping under it.

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    4. Before you take the drug, why dont you try another hospital and get their opinion. It is well with you.

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    5. Tramadol is an Opiod analgesic,take it for the numbers of days stipulated by the doctor, it will help you sleep

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  25. Stella what did you write in Germany language in that your opening line? Hope you are not cussing us.

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    1. hahahahahaha. So you want to take over from lady bug okwaya?

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    2. Yori how did I want to take over from Ladybug? How many of my comments do you see Here in a day? I should even be asking you that question. You troll More than any one else here. You are On every post dropping comments and replies, 80% senseless. Infact sometimes i wonder if you even make out time to take your bath in the whole day.

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    3. Since i sell crayfish i never take my bathe. It will be in the evening when i will take my bathe. thank you inugo

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    4. Hahahahaha leave Yori mbok. Her comments leave me well entertained. How do you know she's on every post?? Leave her mbok. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa Let me go and drink my tea.

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    5. Hohohohohhohoho

      Yori yori got served

      Pls anon wait for me let us go and drink the tea together. Hope there is Telemundo in that your office.

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    6. @ crayfish 'that Germany language' is simply called German. You sound like your crayfish.

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  26. PH breed, come and complete this story.

    See my shining teeth here like I'm watching a movie.

    I am vexing as you take stop am.

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  27. beautiful FOIHN.
    May God continue to bless ur hustle.

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  28. Oh lord, please help me not to give up on myself.I seriously need a breakthrough that will sound like a lie

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  29. Where is that duchess gist of yesterday? She don behaved herself now?
    Pls try and warn all the chewing gum boys here to go and hustle and leave rich girls to spend their money.
    Let rich boys hook up with rich girls, poor boys hook up with poor girls.

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  30. Life sure goes on. Meanwhile madam push up that wants to dash me 5k if CeeCee wins, well, who am I to say I don't need 5k but I am a big fan of the saying "charity begins at home " hopefully she will win and then you have to start by checking your immediate family. Make sure nobody needs 5k after that your extended family, then your clan and village, then your state. If you don't find anybody, then I will collect the 5k.

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    1. Oluwa ooooo
      Push up who did you offend to receive this kind of shade this hot afternoon?

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    2. hahahahahaha okpari. na wa for una for this blog. So someone cannot play with una again?

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    3. First Aid to the Rescue17 April 2018 at 19:44

      Daaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!

      See how motor take jam pesin. Boya Stella will be leaving First Aid here for accidents like this. Chai.

      Na wetin I go give the victim now sef? *scratches head. Is it oxygen or stretcher or plaster ?? Or all sef. Me sef I yam confused.

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    4. Hahahahahahahha
      Anonymous sic welcome @19:44. I love you scatter

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  31. Pls poster come back and finish the gist you started ooh. Chaii I need that phone but you didn't put up the amount. Make I ring you.

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    1. Teejay you did not go online and learn the difference between 'Being' and 'been' like I asked you to do. You still don't get it right with those two words in addition to other gbagauns. Well, practice makes perfect.

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    2. why not teach him how to use being and been.May be you could tell him Teejay!!! has been, have being.

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    3. Fine babe are you Loveme jeje?
      There is nothing like 'have being'. You can say 'Has been' or 'have been'.
      Both you and Teejay should go to Google or get a private teacher. I don't have the time to give graduates full English lecture on a blog

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  32. Happy Greetings Mrs Korkus.
    Yes, I sell at cheaper prices for resellers.

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  33. Thanks TJ
    "Die by fire" prayer has not scriptural basis
    Jesus taught:
    But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. Matthew 5:44

    The Pentecostals have a sickness called "hate, wickedness, witchcraft" all the works of the flesh
    and they are spewing this from the pulpits. Instead of working to discipline the flesh through
    fasting and wholesome teachings, they are servicing the hate filled hearts of their congregants.



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  34. Please how can I deal with a very stubborn sister who will just wake up one morning and not talk to anyone in the house especially my mum because she scolded her for coming in late.
    She can do this for like 3 weeks and my mum is worried. I have cajoled, threatened and even begged her to stop the bad attitude but she won't even hear. The latest is that she travelled without telling anyone. I have pleaded with my mum to forget her attitude and take it like that but she keeps worrying and it is affecting me too. As the eldest daughter, the whole thing is on me and I don't even live in the same state with them. Help a sister oo P.S she is 25

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    1. Which means you are 3o or above?

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    2. Anonymous donor17 April 2018 at 14:54

      At 25, she is no longer a baby. So this is no longer a matter of training her or anything. If she wants spoil, she go spoil. so either u ignore her and treat her with love love love or you set ground rules which if she breaks , she's out. E.g, if she comes back late, bolt the door and don't open it until morning. If she travels without informing you guys, she shouldn't come back until she has apologised to your mum. Etc, etc

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    3. Madam whatever if you have nothing to say please move on to the next comment section. I am too busy to explain myself to you. Thank you

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    4. malice keeper....
      I know her type, their mood swings worse than a pendulum.
      Theres nothing u can do my dear, na "follow-come" attitude be that, original.

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    5. She is old enough to take care of herself. All you all have to do is commit her in the hands of God. Your mum should not worry herself that much. She is a mother and she just pray to God to be with her daughter. It is well.

      wetin she dey find for outside she go see am.

      As not talking when you guys scold her.... let her be. She will be fine at the end of the day

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    6. Thank you anon donor. I just pray for wisdom to tackle this. I don tire no be small..

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    7. @Whatever why are you lai dis??๐Ÿ˜‚

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  35. #That awkward moment when you get a flashback, of something extremely embarrassing that you did.

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  36. See as I rush enter ihn but no Drama as Stella promised.Kai I don vex.Stella since after smelly spermy drama we never see any oda one too.#sdkbringbackourdrama#

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  37. Good afternoon lovelies.

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  38. See as I rush enter ihn but no Drama as Stella promised.Kai I don vex.Stella since after smelly spermy drama we never see any oda one too.#sdkbringbackourdrama#

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  39. That una Miracle ehn, that guy is sooooo wicked. you guys are not seeing what I am seeing. Look at how he is treating his girlfriend Nina. All he thinks about is himself. He is the highest pretender I have ever. I am outta of here. I can't deal.

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    1. Na from window you watch or from door. Hahahahahaha you wont kill person

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    2. I immediately switched on to 198 to follow see what others are not seeing

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    3. @Yori, I still stand for windowooo. They no allow me stand for door.

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    4. hahahaaha no mind your neighbour. So they dont know that you have to be your brother's keeper. No worry jare, God will provide for you

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  40. LOVELY FACES. NICE DAY EVERYONE

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  41. Stella, your sign out meme is just too accurate. i love it .

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  42. Lagos shopper and other bvs please which clothe can i use for dedication (baby) the name so i can look for it here, i am not in lagos

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    1. U did not tell us your tribe. The type of clothes that Yorubas wear is different From Igbos own

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    2. I mean church child dedication. I am igbo @crayfish thanks

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    3. Your babies or yours?I mean who is wearing the clothe?totally depends on what you wish to wear,mostly traditional and its Lace/george!!!if u chat me on watsapp I could send u some pictures for inspiration and u can search online too!!!

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  43. Goodday everyone, beautiful FOIHN. Enjoy the rest of your day. Stella please I have replied your mail.Kindly check your mail box. Thank you.

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  44. A beautiful afternoon to everyone! To ishola ayodele who commented on the morning spontaneous post asking for the number of the Sdk passport bv.This is it-08026664485.I wrote it down on the day i saw the advert.i hope you get to see this

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  45. Peanut investor17 April 2018 at 15:25

    Pls how can I make my peanut crunchy? The ones that I fried came out soft like air had entered. I have checked online to know what I'm doing wrong but no tangible response. Pls is there anyone that does peanut in here?? Pls help a sister. Thanks.

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  46. @ BV TeeJay, I always enjoy your posts. There are some things that you can't understand if you haven't been through so I won't blame you for today's post, it just shows the understanding you have on this issue. My parents are not from polygamous background and are both Christians and they go to a regular Pentecostal church. We grew up saying mild prayers and life was great. I haven't lived in Nigeria since my teen years. When I turned around 26 years and wanted to marry, that was when I knew the meaning of life, of forces and powers. I won't go into so many details but I found it impossible to have the kind of success that I have in every other area of my life in the side of marriage. To find husband to marry is the easiest thing for me, then while planning the nightmares will start, chasing me in the dream, hearing voices telling me I won't marry, evil pronouncements, washing my head, forcing me to eat poo etc. The the relationship will end. At first I was doing ajebutter and asking prophets to pray for me, those ones were just chopping my money. Even my parents were so worried saying they don't know what is happening.

    At the ripe age of 32 years I said enough is enough. I carried myself to MFM in america here. I remember that day the topic was Stop Losing, I knew it was specially for me. It wasn't until I started to pray these very prayers that you are condemning that I got my breakthrough. I love that it is more of you praying for yourself than pastors. With this my mouth, I prayed and confessed myself to breakthrough by the grace of God. I'm now married and expecting. Now when I have those dreams, right there and then I respond to every negative voice that they are liars and they have no hold over my life. I thank God for directing me to MFM because that's where my breakthrough was.

    I'm posting this epistle to warn people that don't compare yourself with anyone. You that you know where the shoe is pinching you, don't be ashamed to look for help.

    Thanks Stella for the platform!

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    1. God bless u anon 15:26.if u know, u know. When life battles face u, nobody will tell you to pray d hard way. Weda u like to hear it or not, there are spiritual wickedness in high places, and only d violence takes it by force!

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    2. Anon 15:26 I am so happy for your testimony but I think you seem not to understand my post above. I said and I repeat again, there is nothing wrong in praying to God or engaging in spiritual warfare but get it right that you can't kill the devil or demons. If you can, then why killing them everyday? They would have died once you did the first time. You can only send away just like Christ did. Even human being that are obstacles to your progress, you don't even wish them dead rather you pray for God to arrest the situation and turn it to your good. When Christ was tempted by the devil in the wilderness after His fasting and prayers for 40days, did He said "I destroy you Satan"? Or die by fire Satan? Rather He rebuked the devil with the knowledge of God. When He cast demons from that man, He never killed the demon or prayed for the demon to die, rather He sent it into the gathering of the swine. Pls understand this, spirit don't die and can never die thanks.

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    3. @ theLagosshopper, thank you!

      @ TeeJay, my own enemies had to die for me to move ahead and I will never stop praying that they should die. You need to understand the kind of wicked forces that will follow a young girl to america for no cause. I had a nice apartment of $2,000 a month but I couldn't sleep. No rest or peace. Waking up screaming from horrible nightmares. The minute I'm no longer in a relationship then I will have peace. My parents didn't offend anyone, neither did I. Then why torment me without cause? All the times I prayed normal prayer and was crying they never pitied me. It was until I started praying Psalm 109 and praying for harm to come to them that I was able to enjoy my life. There are wicked powers, some will go with small prayer and some will need you to pray for the ground to open up and swallow them alive. I'm glad I found what worked for me. I will not negotiate with my enemies.

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    4. I appreciate your point of view, however, spirits truly will not die. Rather, they are cast out and this is permanent when we live a righteous life. For this reason, just as bad situations require fervent prayer, good ones do too. If all our enemies die, which enemies were being referred to in Psalm, ...prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies...Our enemies and evil spirits won't die but will be paralyzed and unable to harm us.

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  47. Good afternoon sdk and blogfam,this sun is something else oh,bv chioma you are a fine babe.

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  48. Stella your sign out meme really crack me up i love it, have a wonderful day blog visitors.

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  49. Mother's in the house pls help a sis, I want to know the natural ways to tighten loose vagina after child birth

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    1. Boil hot water, pour in a custard bucket, put salt and detail inside then sit on the bucket allowing the vapour to enter inside your kini.

      Then do level exercise (browse it)

      When you are urinating, try holding your pee little by little, don't let it all out once.

      Then, maybe, you can prepare that dates, tigernuts and coconut drink.

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    2. Wtf is level? Do you mean kegel?

      Your last paragraph. That mixture is taken to increase libido.
      You people will confidently say shit you know nothing about

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    3. *salt and dettol*

      *Kegel exercise*

      When will this phone stop embarrassing me?

      Errmmm oga/Madam dream catcher, you can clearly see I said "maybe" except you don't know the meaning of"maybe".

      Since I gave her "shit", what's wrong if you give her the"non shit" advice?

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    4. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Dreamcatcher and Stainless Abeg make una no kii me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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    5. Anon don't do that last part of stainless steel advice o, I mean the Tiger nut, dates and whatever. It will make your toto to become wet, sorry, watery and this will make it to be wider, your husband's JT will just be swimming in a pool. That mixture is for those with dry toto

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  50. Thank God I met ihn o.
    Pls Bv how can I make my male neighbor notice me.he's a young fine guy & I'm single too but all my efforts to get closer isn't working.if I agree him good morning b4 I go say d morning finish d guy don answer waka go.as if them don download my gist for him & he's staying far.I wish what happened in DAT knorr advert can happen to us since our kitchen windows face eachoda but guy no jst give me face.pls Bv what can I do.help a sis pls

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    1. hahahahahah very funny. keep trying it will work for you one day. No give up at all.

      Just continue to be who you are and then always look sweet. He will notice

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    2. Go and look for your self esteem! The guy can see that you have none

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    3. My dear, he might be a closet gay

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    4. Another osho free na him be this and later you go come write chronicles.

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    5. Maybe ur other neighbors must have told him bad things about u and guy is just being careful with u. Abeg rest. God go give u another person.i don't even know how u guys manage to date neighbors. Compound neighbor or street neighbor is a NO NO for me .

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  51. so this guy I met on snm and really liked broke up with me cuz I said I wasn't ready to have sex with me.... I'm really hurt...


    But why is it so hard to have a relationship that won't involve sex??

    #brokenheart

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    1. Better be happy that God delivered you out of him. A man that God will bring will take any shit from you. It is well. Let me send cement to mend the broken heart

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    2. This one I'm dating said no sex till wedding night. Me thinks hez gay. Come and take o

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    3. Is it Epa???

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    4. Ikwakwakwakwakeaw @ Epa
      It might be him o. That Benin grandpa is looking for a young wife

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  52. Hello my SDK good pple.our landlady Stella I salute u o.
    Teejay pls no vex say we dey suspect u to be SD.u see eeh for 2016 whiteberry came on board here sounding nice & all but at last na thief he/she be..scammed bvs and ran away.2017 came with SD..same format..nice,roll calls for bvs even offering accommodation for bvs but las las na anini.now 2018 came Teejay same format but bvs say our mumu don do.All of us suspect u o but na Eka get liver call u out.so no blame us inugo.If u aren't SD na only time go tell.so na so e be.u dey probation for here.no vex.

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    1. hahahahahahaha mogbe, una go kill person one day. hahahahahaha abeg i dont want to laugh again.

      I wonder why you guys are praying for TJ to be like SD. Na wa for una. I bind and cast una prayers inside lagoon Amen

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    2. Hahahahahahahahahahah anon I hail o

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    3. Anonymous I understand it all, once bitten twice they said shy. I love that your last paragraph which you said "time shall tell". I am happy to be here and love so lot of the things here, we aren't perfect but always strive to be. Time really will tell the difference about me here in this blog.

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    4. Hahahhahahaaa you remember the irritating roll calls he and those his cockroach clique used to do? Ikwakwakwakwakwakwa

      Na so so yimu I go dey yimu that time.

      Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  53. SHAKING THE CHURCH TABLE
    Teejay are you sure we are not neighbours?May God help us in this our overly godly generation.
    Chioma may you always have the peace you found yesterday....my prayers are with you.

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  54. Lucile please if i start using black soap to bath what should i expect as in advantages. thanks

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    1. You will be a true black woman.

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  55. Let me go and apply for that driving job.
    I'm so sick and tired of my life. I fell from grace to grass and now I can't even get a driving job because of drivers license. If they employ me, I will use part of my salary to do the license, which type of life is this? I have wife and children whom I have moved to the village and they expect me to be sending them money. To think I once drove some top executives where they paid me 80k and above years back. How life changes.
    Pls God help me to rise up again in this Lagos.

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  56. PH breed oooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  57. Martins, pls help out ,I don tey here. I needy own blog ID. Help me out

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    1. Crayfish bag 2. #ifyouknowyouknow

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  58. Better late than never ihn the real bea ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  59. I need a blog id , will so appreciate anyone wu can be of help..........gbefun in advance

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