Monday, April 30, 2018
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Lol. The last one is so funny. At what them and their ancestors agreed.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
DeleteHahahhaha
DeleteThe last meme is on point.
DeleteLolssss
Lmaooooo
DeleteLolzz.
Delete😁😁😁
DeleteThe last one though. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteNigerian tailors... 😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeletehahaha and to think I went to go learn tailoring. smh
ReplyDeletePlease don't, at least not now, pay more attention to your English teacher, especially when he/she is teaching tenses so that you will be able to pass your Common Entrance Examination
Delete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 chukwuemeka, you don finish anonymous. Chai, Diaris God ooooooo.
DeleteLol @ what them and their ancestors agreed.
ReplyDeleteI do not bother sewing now if the occasion is like near. What I do is i get a ready made attire that matches the colour of the party and use the aso ebi as gele. I cannot allow any tailor to spoil my cloth all because I brought it to him or her late.
lols!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the ones that'd be suggesting what they think will fit you, yet sew rubbish
ReplyDeleteThe last one 😂😂😂 that was how I went to meet the tailor cos I just moved to the area and I didn’t know anybody, immediately I entered and told her what I came for, she just gave me her phone and was showing me different styles....for my mind I think say na better tailor....To cut the long story short sha, she destroyed the cloth and didn’t meet deadline and this was a cloth my friends chose for a friend’s wedding....
ReplyDeleteI looked so stupid in the cloth that I couldn’t stay long for the wedding 😂😂😂
Lovemademe, you will pay for this lafta that you made me laff this afternoon so tey I don wake my baby up. Chai, see wetin SDK go do me. 😀😂😂😂😂😂.
DeleteI don laff tire like be small.
Na their way, carry phone and be showing big big styles that they can't sew. Mtchewwww
DeleteNigerian tailor return money? I havn't met one. They'd rather keep posting you.
ReplyDeleteEl oh el @ those just sewing and hanging. Goodmarket locate una.
Tailors that wont sew cause the style is wordly. I dont believe it.
Are there really people like that?
Yes oh, one deeper life girl I know, Eno from Akwa ibom, she doesn't see "worldly" styles,she sews for her church members and chosen members,SMH.na only amendment I dey give her. Shanz, I don't like this your appearing and disappearing oh!
DeleteDisappearing wat. Shantelle is in anonymous mode abusing Stella and bvs. Nasty someborri
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DeleteLmaooo @ Amanda,this is new to me. Why the 'panadol'? Are they (tailors) the ones wearing it?
DeleteWhy not just do the damn job!
Anon,you are very stupid!
Yeah ,reminds me of my mum she's a fashion designer and will never sew anything revealing for her clients
DeleteHaha haha haha haha...... this yanbaba is the real deal!
ReplyDeleteI used to have that tailor that won't sew a style because its too revealing very annoying sombori!
Funny pics. But then picture no 9 reminds me of a tailor I gave my cloth to at Ekwulobia. The tailor convinced me to sew a style that Alex Ekubo wore, boasting the style will fit me perfectly since I and Ekubo wan get the same body frame. Only for this tailor to sew what his village people instructed him to sew. And here I was wanting to pull an Ebuka stunt for the wedding I was to attend. Instead of praises my friends were helping me swear for the tailor.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha@ helping u to swear for the tailor. Sorry Rowland
Delete😅😂😂😂😆😃😂😂
DeleteRowland, this is so so funny. Thank God its lunch time cos this laffta would have put me in so much trouble on a Monday afternoon.
DeleteOMG LMAO 😆😀😃
ReplyDeleteThis made my day
Hillarious. My tailor is No 8. Cos he works for these big names but Is loyal when it comes to us
ReplyDeleteWhat of the ones that will collect big money from you in the name of having PHD and working in the bank before diverting into entrepreneurship yet deliver non sense because in actual fact they only used their terminal benefit to set up a business hoping to win someday.
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...lol! especially those that will be forming no chance.
ReplyDeleteI am still dealing with the one I gave cloth to recently and so obvious she gave it to her apprentice without even bothering to supervise her.
ReplyDeleteShe just spoilt a very simple style,common zip she could not fix properly.
I just tire.
hahahahaha the one that sew for me when we had wedding, the cloth was just too tight and i could not breathe. The amount she collected very expensive. I had no choice than to get another cloth and sew iro and buba. Na wa
ReplyDeleteLol the last one got me. 😊😊😊
ReplyDelete#Atagara
This tailor... words cannot describe.
ReplyDeleteYou will bring picture from magazine, use phone to show her from gallery. Use video to show her from same gallery. Describe with mouth. Describe with hand as per sign language. Use mime. Communicate in the spirit. All the while she will be nodding head confidently like a lizard even offering suggestions.
She will measure you 360 degrees,armpit to chin, kneecap to neck,etc to show you that she 'sef' did not come to play.
Before deadline, she will even call you that your outfit is ready. Ah, after work you will dash over with excitement as per not a far distance from your house only to see one atilogwu costume resting majestically on a mannequin waiting for you to 'size it'.
Fam,you know the kind of anger that turns you to a stammerer by force? Ehn? You know?
Not once,not twice,I give up.
Box full of fabric, I just left it there.
No strength, I just tire.
Lol. You're funny gan. Chai. 😀😀😀😀
DeleteLMAO
DeleteRoars with laughter
DeleteJeez!!! this anoynm,you have killed me with laughter. Tailors, chai! we no go fit talk am finish.lol
DeleteWhoever you are, you are freaking hilarious. 👏👏👏
DeleteThis tailor... words cannot describe.
ReplyDeleteYou will bring picture from magazine, use phone to show her from gallery. Use video to show her from same gallery. Describe with mouth. Describe with hand as per sign language. Use mime. Communicate in the spirit. All the while she will be nodding head confidently like a lizard even offering suggestions.
She will measure you 360 degrees,armpit to chin, kneecap to neck,etc to show you that she 'sef' did not come to play.
Before deadline, she will even call you that your outfit is ready. Ah, after work you will dash over with excitement as per not a far distance from your house only to see one atilogwu costume resting majestically on a mannequin waiting for you to 'size it'.
Fam,you know the kind of anger that turns you to a stammerer by force? Ehn? You know?
Not once,not twice,I give up.
Box full of fabric, I just left it there.
No strength, I just tire.
Come give me a try...I promise you a trial will convince you.
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa. Funny memes. Number 4 is my mum's tailor. Gosh! She has plenty sob stories each time you come to collect your clothes.
ReplyDeleteNa so one came to me telling me that she's a fashion designer, and that she designs very well, where I was relaxing on my own jeje oo
ReplyDeleteAnd I asked her if she sews for children, she said "yes very well" in her voice. Na so I enter my house brought out one fine ankara that i've bn keeping since, send her the style she's to sew for my girl. This tailor went and sew a maternity gown for my girl, after the big money Wey she charged me oo!
Stella, why did you not use these for Saturday laughs? You just made my day. I am still laughing from all these memes. The last one is so on point, even the other one that refused to sew something immoral... I was having a stressful day but now, I am so relieved from my stress....bye
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteTailors nawa
Last meme reminds me of Sura the Tailor of old
ReplyDeleteWe are open and we no dey do shakara
ReplyDeleteHit us up on WhatsApp or call 08080617402... We deliver nationwide a trial will convince you😉
Lol very funny, the last one burst my brain
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