Hahahahhaha that Amebo Neighbour is so true..hehehehehhehe
Monday, April 09, 2018
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An uncle that always appears when food is ready,that thing can annoy me
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DeleteA housegirl that must go by either of the names; Happiness, Mercy, Peace, Joy, Blessing, Patience.
ReplyDeleteRight now I have a joy in my house. I have had a girl Happiness in the past.
DeleteYou left out Precious
DeleteThat pot that has been there since 1802
ReplyDelete~anonymous chukuchuku
Very very true,Nigerian mothers NEVER throw away pots...it's in the matrimonial Constitution
DeleteLEP😛
A runs girl that is always running.
ReplyDeletethis one no follow
Delete@Anonymous 18:38
DeleteThat anonymous ghost that will not make her own contribution.
A stammerer that is always saying toh-toh . . . and completes the sentence with his clenched fist
ReplyDeletethis one no follow
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DeleteThat anonymous whose duty is to have no duty
A girlfriend that eats ass, #kidjoeatsassmaleANDfemale
ReplyDeleteThat waka waka girl wey efry naughty boy for street don drill
ReplyDeleteanonymous 18:07 give up already.. this one no follow
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DeleteThat ghost that sees another ghost and became angry that there are other ghosts in town.
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Delete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂, you people will not kill perlzon with lafta
DeleteLaundry basket full of dirty clothes
ReplyDeletethis is normal worldwide
DeleteDid Stella write that you shouldn't write about normal things
DeleteAre you sure you are normal; you that is entrenched in anonymity
😂😂😂
DeleteEat rice and stew every Sunday afternoon
ReplyDeleteAnd yam every sunday morning.
DeleteOur own lunch was jollof rice and chicken sha. Still follow it till today. lol
That pot we grow to meet and one plate that the red oil in it refuse to remove.
DeleteNever done in my house. We eat rice throughout the week so we eat something else weekends
DeleteLol
DeleteAnd eat beans or any beans product on Saturdays.
DeleteI used to be scared of Saturdays then cos of beans.
Even aunt that will always visit empty handed
ReplyDeleteYou can never argue with my mum and yes, my father was intelligent in fact very intelligent but I never for once saw his report sheet o. God bless my parents
ReplyDeleteA picture of Jesus by the wall of the entrance, or a cross.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this is true
DeleteA neighbour with I pass my neighbour generator...
ReplyDeleteOne chair by the corner of the house full of clothes.
ReplyDeleteA broom behind the door..
ReplyDeleteits already up there na, copy copy
DeleteThe spirit that always steal cutleries...kwakwakwa.
ReplyDeleteAs in enh, this one don tire me.
DeleteAnother is, once I do a party or a get together, all plastics with cover will vanish!
Hahahahahaha
DeleteThis is so true up to tgr point that each person finally has his or her own spoon which you take with you everywhere
This one can tire person.
DeleteSpoons(especially) disappearing just like that.
Soo true...am down to just 5spoons now. Wakanda spirit is ds?😫
DeleteAs in this one is so common.
DeleteI hope we catch the thief one day
This lady stainless
DeleteThat ya name look like persin wey dey steal stainless steel spoons
carry am dey do shildren sand cooking.
One of my directors at work mad a staff announcement. That if you have a fork fetish you should inform him. He will make allowance for weekly purchase of forks. In fact the forks were not lasting up to a week in office.
DeleteAzzzin eh till today. 😁
DeleteThe cooking pot that is so old and ugly but we never throw it away.
ReplyDeleteThose ladies that gossip behind you and smile with you has if nothing happens.
ReplyDelete"has if nothing happens?" sic.
DeleteYou write AS if you are speaking your dialect
If something HAPPENED to you, please let us know.
Let me not tell your dialect here; you sabi am ni?
This anon you’ve come again 😂
DeleteDirty rag on the kitchen floor.
ReplyDeleteWey you dey use clean floor after you don chop stolen meat.
DeleteYour kind fit finish stealing meat for pot and the thing will
remain 16 before an after operation!
Na chop and ERASE things!
A clothe/wrapper that is older than all the children(even the adult children).
ReplyDeleteA blueband container filled with maggi, spices for cooking.
ReplyDeleteMe wey dey abroad sef I still dey put Knorr cubes inside butter container, plus nylon bags inside nylon, put blended pepper and cooked food inside empty ice cream container when they sell Chinese takeaway bowls 5 for £1.
DeleteGod have mercy, proudly Nigerian 🇳🇬
No one spoilt something in the house(I don't know, it's not me oh) so, spirit came and spoilt the thing baa.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a broom
ReplyDeleteThere's this house I can see through my kitchen wimdow. There's a bulb there that only goes off when nepa light is off. Anytime I'm in the kitchen and I see that the bulb has light, I know Nepa has brought light.
I have a nylon bag of nylon
A small woman bench for pounding pepper,onions,crayfish etc.
ReplyDeleteAncient pot that the handle has removed
Have a mortar and a pistol that is older than all the children in the house
ReplyDeleteUna dey shoot person for ya house? Na only you wey get gun oh.
DeleteAbi na pestle you wan talk
"Mortar and pistol?"
DeleteMmmmh make I no write sic.
I no wan make any naughtytohtohchoper come shoot off my head!
Ghana must bag filled with under sized clothes. Loolz
ReplyDeleteIcecream bowl with soup inside
ReplyDeleteDanish cookies komkom with sewing materials inside
The one about mom knowing everything is sooooo true!!! My mom's own is on another level, she always tells us that anything we do in private would eventually be exposed and this has played out all the time! She either sees it in a dream or somehow sha she’d discover whenever we are not acting right or have done something bad. Her relationship with God is on a very high level so he never fails to show her what her kids/family are up to. I call her the “All seeing eye”. Even when my bro became sexually active, she saw it in a dream and confronted him about and he had no choice than to confess. When I was involved in some pretty dirty stuff, God opened my yansh wider than I could ever imagine before my mom and she told my dad. That period was a very trying one for me. They couldn’t believe that I’d be involved in such and I couldn’t belive that they’d ever find out but thank God I’m delivered. When my spiritual life is down, she’d know and she’d chastise me about it. I’ve never had sex but I know that the moment I open my legs for any man or woman, she’d definitley find out and my own will finish!! Had to go anon on this one lol. Sometimes, I think it’s good that she has such divine abilities because it has pretty much kept me in check all my life. I always have at the back of my mind the knowledge that anytime I fuck up, God will expose me so I always behave myself lol. Anything we do, this woman would get to find out. Nothing like secrets in my house because everyone’s business is constantly exposed.
Who else has a mom like this?
One old knife that the plastic or wooden handle has gone off
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I bought a knife that 25years guarantee was boldly written on it only for me to use for just 3or 4 months before the thing pafuka. I am still looking for that guy that sold it.
DeleteOne old cloth dat mama uses to seive akamu that has refused to be changed
ReplyDeleteIce cream bowl with soup inside.
ReplyDeleteShoes in front of the house by the door mat.
Every family's got a spoilt last child/ only child/only boy/only girl
ReplyDeleteA calendar on the wall....
ReplyDeletechim-oma aka Miss Kapusu
One bad daughter that will get pregnant before wedlock
ReplyDeleteWe no get that one o. All my siblings and I married before giving birth.
DeleteThough we all got married a bit late age 29, 35 and 36. But we all had our kids right after marriage. The only one with delay was the one that got married at 29. She waited 4 years but got twins after.
I think the fear of our papa was what made all of us scared to even attempt getting pregnant. I never even listened to those that said you are 35 you better get pregnant for just anyone. I waited despite my age. My father won't even let you stay in his house pregnant. You will marry the guy by force.
One neighbor that sees all the children in the neighborhood as spoilt and uses hers as an example of how a good child should behave( last last we go count scores).
ReplyDeleteAn old pot with handles
ReplyDeleteMorta
Some old sets of Breakable set of plate that my mom use only on special occasions.
My mum used to have those special plates too, you dare not break it.
DeleteBroken mirror that's still being used.
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