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Monday, April 02, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post


-That I am heartless and have no Emotions..LOL
-that I am too soft 

99 comments:

  1. I'm gentle, but they're very wrong





    *Larry was here*

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    1. @Tuscany
      When you tell us you are "luxury" why won't they assume you have 30 billion?
      You too dey brag.
      People like you dey attract kidnappers well well
      And if I whisper efc . . . you see as you don dey run
      when I have not completed the acronym?

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    2. I have plenty money to throw around

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    3. That I feel too much as if Dangote na my papa chai if na so omg that would have been great!

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  2. That i am outgoing because of my looks and that I am a lesbian because they hardly see me with friends

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    1. How you dey look?
      You don post FACE OF IHN before?
      Make we see you na?
      You dey browse to to-to-to ooooo
      Chai this may stammering don start again o

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    2. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
      This anon don come again today

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  3. That i am not smart. I like to burst their bubbles so i dont care
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. They assume I'm proud. This is because I always mind my business.

      They assume I'm rich because of my looks and the way I carry myself.
      I dress and look good, I don't buy things on credit and I pay my bills in the house without delay. My daughter also looks like ajebutter and attends a good school. So they think I'm a big woman. They would bring foreign and expensive stuff, advertise to me and expect me to buy without batting an eyelid. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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    2. @D'Royalty

      See as you come employ proof-readers just to avoid this
      "sic" anonymous abi na ghost.
      Oya na, clap for yasef.
      I see you don do am already as you do Ikwakwa

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    3. Anonymous 'sic'
      How proof-reader go employ another proof-reader to check material for am na?
      I be editor, proof-reader and content/creative writer. Forget the play wey I dey come here come play, if you see some of my materials, you sef go know say na play I dey come play for here.
      Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  4. That i'm soft but not easily convinced
    Dreamcather, what problem do you have with me? This is the 2nd time you would be using the fuck word to me. You could have just chose to ignore my question since you don't have any matured or relevant response. How does being an invitee at a party by a toaster mean I'm seeking attention? I didn't mention his house nah! I attended cos i respect him and i want him to do same.It sounds funny and weird. My mind is very plain. I had no bad intentions. Don't vex @ dreamcather I'm just saying#hugs

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    1. Me sef I come confuse.
      Ok may be dat thing na blog visitor you dey attack?
      but here na boredom we dey attack na?

      Ok oh, you come vex sote . . .
      "You could have chose to ignore . . .?" sic
      You dey go CHOSEN church?
      How response come dey dey "matured?" na
      As the MATURE one wey you be, ignore am na?

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  5. That I like them

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  6. that i'm not a nice person

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    1. I never see "busybee" wey dey sting nicely.
      You fit dey do voooooooooooohhh-voovooooh
      anytime persin come near you.
      Softly oh.

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    1. @Obianuju

      "So quite?' sic
      If you had said that you are so QUIET, I would have protested
      because, in this blog, you are not known as such; are you?

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  8. They assume I am soft and quiet because of my calm disposition.

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    1. Ol boy, see strategic marketing;
      "uncolonized"
      "Calm disposition"

      Nnah mehn, I like ya style o.

      But the thing be say, you fit don dey sting for
      this blog tee tee!

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  9. That I am a snob and I'm rich...lmao🀣🀣🀣

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  10. that I'm too secretive.. even my parents do August me of that.. I remember my dad once begged me to pls always open up to him that he is my father and he loves me so much.. lol

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    1. Mmhh
      August no get verb oh . . .
      Na only you sabi wetin you dey yarn there.

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  11. -That I am a maniac for having a unique sexual preference πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    -That am super comfortable and I don't need extra helpπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

    -That I don't like guys as well


    LEPπŸ˜›

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  12. That im proud... simply because i starch my shirt & mind my business

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    1. I know you. May it rain heavily and unexpectedly the day you go out to do that your shakara, with your uncle buhari shouldersπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜›

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    2. Persin wey dey chop tohtoh
      How you wan make piple see you na?
      You dey chop prick join; you dey do swing?

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    3. 😁😁😁 see as I burst laugh

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  13. They assume since I don't drink,smoke or keep late nights that I'm a postor and knows nothing about sex or crazy life.

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    1. John Edet, I know your type. On a coded level

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    2. "Postor??" sic
      Nnah mehn, I put it to you that you are an imPOSTOR
      Make the chicks be careful of this type oh!
      Before you know wetin dey happen, im go say make una
      open legs make im baff una for river say im dey distribute
      husbands.

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  14. That I'm a very good girl with a good heart ♥. So I easily get stopped to be asked for favours, but now I'm stone hearted. I can't come and kill myself 😁

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    1. SmileπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰The spirit and His grace is able change stone to bread.

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    2. Strategy?

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    3. So why you come dey answer bee, if you be "good heart?"
      Abi you dey make honey?
      You fit dey sting join sef.

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    4. Strategy on what? LMAO

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    5. @20:12
      Na you go answer that ya jamb question there.

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  15. Cocky n extremely Sacarstic.

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    1. You be cock abi na chick?

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  16. That I don't get angry, that I am big and can't dance, that am ajebo that I don't know what life struggle is all about

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  17. They assume I'm "wicked" because I'm always frowning like Kanye West😊😊😊

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    1. But you're wicked na. It's not an assumption.

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    2. I actually pronounced "Dick head"
      That'd have been true

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    3. See as you carry dagger nak yasef for tohtoh
      Why you dey frown always, persin snatch ya
      husband?

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  18. Happy Easter one big and happy family, I have never commented on this particular post but I love this, now to the main point, sooo many people thinks by now, I should have either be working in one big multi national company or travel outside the country, or living a very comfortable life, all because my bros is a Priest and resides in Canada, if I travel to my place all the guys around always thinks things are well with me but they never know what am passing through, even my bros can stay 6 to 7months,he will never call me on phone to ask how things are going on with me or how I managed to survive, 3years after service now and nothing to show as the brother to a Rev Father but thank God man is not God because I no one day God will answer my prayers and make a way for me, love you guys, one love, Stella that please adjust SP time

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    1. you assume ur brother is a millonaire priest in canada? Or since he is a priest in canada he must be swimming in dollars, bros no be so o! If u didnt have a brother, whatvwoukd u do?

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    2. I always feel bad for tpu whenever I read your comments. I feel you have so much pent up emotions and feel frustrated inside. Please I'm not saying it to spite you,I've been there and so I totally understand.
      It is well with you.

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    3. Very entitled mentality.

      That's Nigerians for you.

      Repeat 3x daily.

      There is only one Jesus.

      You are on your own.

      Nobody is coming to save you. Repeat 3x daily.

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    4. Do you even know whether he is doing missionary work? My God.

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  19. People assume that I am a gentle person, just because I am quiet.

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  20. People assume that I am a bad girl just because I don't pretend and my ways are straight.

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  21. They assume I love gbenshing alot because of my physique☺☺☺but I don't.

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    1. which physique? ive seen ur skinny body and i wouldnt think so....

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    2. Odiegwu
      Physique abi na physics all na bobo
      make you send picshure give Stella for IHN
      full picture o, no be facial emulsion paint

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    3. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…@anon 19:13, why re you "jealousing" me na...e easy to get hips and bumbum with flat stomach, nor lemme vex send my pics o. ..on a second thought,I won't. I don't trust you guys here mostly Miyake, before he will start using it to masturbate and spiritual congi will coman hook meπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
      Anon 19:50..It's obvious you are a "JJC" who doesn't know kidjo and her killer shapeπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† ask around ok..ask genuine pple o, not hanties and Oncles of anger.

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    4. @Kidjo


      "Oncles of anger?"
      Mmmmhhhh, you like UNCLES too much
      And you like to dey use cucumber do
      that thing wey you talk there . . .
      Ma-mama-stu-bababababa . . .

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    5. Those fingers for ya dp dey like fingers wey dey play
      guitar down below for ya T-junction. NO be so?

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  22. That am so proud just because I like minding my business.

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  23. That I have a heart of Gold
    That I am kind heart
    A giver
    Someone that can not hurt a fly.
    Etc

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    1. You fit no hurt fly but you fit dey kill lion na
      Dey skin tiger
      You fit dey chop pussy sef, dey do meow!

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    2. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

      I don die oooo

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    3. I did not forget that
      "kind heart?" sic
      Why you dey attack your heart with bad grammar?
      A kind-HEARTED babe will not butcher English
      with reckless abandon like you just did.

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  24. That am always happy without personal problem

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  25. @beloved av replied u on sp this morning ooo.didn't see it ni?its there o pls go and check..I explained everything u asked me..

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  26. That am a jolly happy girl with little or no care abt d hurdles of work/life/love and above all DAT am a single mum......they are soooooo wrong coz am actually gradually falling into depression

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  27. That I am ajebutter and won't be able to cook/clean or even speak my native language which are all false. I may be ajebo to some extent but i can still ruff it and I even grew up speaking my native language.
    Then immediately ppl see me they also assume I'm igbo so much so one of my early jobs once customers come in they immediately start speaking igbo to me and I will be confused.

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    1. Why you dey confuse?
      You talk say you be ajebutter
      No be ya own mouth you carry yarn am?
      Broiler and Oke okpa all na fowl but
      na when you chop them . . . Oke okpa
      fit re-arrange ya teeth for you.

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  28. That am peaceful, just because I don't brag

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    1. You read marketing?


      Nna mehn, so many strategic marketers
      dey this blog dey do marketing strategies.

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  29. That I can't speak my language, even the woman in the market will be blowing grammar for me, oriegwu ha amagi na mbu okuko Igbo
    Again they assume I'm a banker

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  30. Even your name sounds rich, start answering "Ekaette the Calabar house girl" they are always poor😊😊

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  31. People assume I can't cook. nfortunately I hardly eat outside
    They assume I'm a shy girl
    They assume I'm a snub because I don't smile
    They assume I am lazy

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    1. "nfortunately?" sic
      So why you no dey smile?
      FORTUNATELY, I have corrected your "misyarn"


      Make you nak am for pidgin na?

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  32. That am unapproachable and harsh which is far from the truth... Though I can be a little distant sometimes

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  33. #The pain that you create now is always some form of nonacceptance, some form of unconscious resistance to what is*

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  34. People tend to see me as an egostic and domineering person,simply because i dnt socialise that much,and i love my space alot..Some are even scared to approach me because they see me as a no-nonsense person.I confront people once they offend me.which makes them scared and uncomfortable
    around me..
    In the real sense,I'm a kind person.My gra gra na jst outside ooh but
    e no dey reach my heart.i have a very fragile heart that cries in secret.Wetin dem they call my type sef?

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    1. "egostic?' sic
      If na that thing wey dey ya name be ya town
      Mmmmhhh, i fit be true true for that EGOISTIC
      yarn o. Make you dey mellow, dey . . .

      Ya type, them dey call am egocentric?


      Mehn I don nak grammar join!

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  35. They assume I'm never broke. Thank God for His supplies.

    They assume I can't get angry or react negatively cos I overlook their misbehavior most times.

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  36. With me what comes out of people's mouths is "I never knew you were this and that" I never knew you loved politics, I never knew you could dance, you are fun to be with, you are intelligent etc. They are never knowing anything. They feel I am a snob or the biggest girl in town. What gives them that impression I can't tell.

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  37. Aunty Agnostic2 April 2018 at 22:35

    That I am Christian, I want to get married or I want kids, that I am lonely, I care about what Jesus said or what the bible says about how I should live my life. That I want to date their misogynist husbands or worse still marry them. That my livelihood comes from prostitution and even people at work assume I have hit the sack to become a boss. So many nasty assumptions, I can't list all.

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  38. People assume that I'm fearless, that nothing scares me but the truth of the matter is that I have fears like everyone else. It's fear that drives me in making those tough decision and waiting,ready to face the outcome either good or bad. I call them facing my fears. No need prolonging the evil days. Better to confront it head on.

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  39. Kidjo i want to believe you are an exposed and educated person and that you were brought up to respect others diversity. Imagine you tagging calabar people as ALWAYS poor. I might be an Akwa Ibomite but we are more or less one.
    Imagine me for instance telling my daughter not to make friend with Edo people that they are all prostitutes both male and female. It's not nice abeg

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  40. That I'm cold and aloof on the surface..
    That I'm igbo

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  41. Marvel, you are too slow! And too sad to catch a joke. Ekaette is just a name for one person and not for the full Calabar.Stop trying to make it seem as if I was generalising.
    Thanks to Nollywood,Ekaette is synonymous with the house girl roles in movies, oya carry stick go beat the directors nah. ...
    I play alot but I respect people's culture and avoid any tribal insults.
    And prostitution is not synonymous to the Edos alone,It's in other tribes as well. Your people re CHAMPIONS in the field too, just that they play local league.☺☺☺

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  42. Blog visitors assume that i am a beggar

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  43. They assume that I don't have problems and that nothing gets to me. They don't know that most nights I can't even sleep.

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