If your coming from Jos,they ask for tomatoes,irish pototes,onions,Carrot,Cabbage,watermelon etc. If you are coming from north,they ask you for Aki hausa (tiger nut).kulikuli,mangala etc.
These days, all these girls no dey accept bread again o. Na toys them dey accept . . . No be toy cars or baby doll o See as them dey shine eyes; them wan say na ghost talk am?
hahahahahaha This made my day. I had to carry from Entebbe (Uganda) to Juba (Rep of South Sudan)one. day. Seeing this I realised it was stupid to do it.
See the kin country wey you dey waka go/winchcraft(fly) go Next destination now na Afghanistan just to stay away from Naija Abroad na by force? Wetin dey inside that bread; na white powder? abi you dey transact "selling point?"
Stella it's not only bread but Banana,chin chin and kpekere(plantain chips) must follow...there is no way you will travel lagos to PH and not see people who sell all these items along Benin ore road...if you pass that road while travelling and don't buy any of the mentioned items in my house,then your "welcome" greeting will have coma ππππ
Hmmmmm...this is so rhetorical that no answer can be given to it.
Then,if you are visiting anybody u must buy bread or when coming from any two days journey but it's totally different now, no one needs ur bread except ur family or u going to the village.na money everybody need now
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ReplyDeleteπ π π that's the Nigerian way..
DeleteIt is just like unwritten constitution
ReplyDeleteRotfl. I wonder oh!
ReplyDeleteAny little thing you begin roll for floor
Deletesmall thing now na naked and cucumber you go
carry join.
Hahahaha but it's true. I know it wasn't Adam. So who
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda hungry, let me go and eat some bread sef #breadgang ππ
Babanla jamb question,but ifo bread can sweet sha,d thing na from generation to generation
ReplyDeleteHahahahaa. Na our forefathers made the law. lols. If you dont buy bread when coming back home you have not started.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteSAME reason why suya is sold at night lol I guess
ReplyDeleteIf youre coming from Lag, they'd ask for agege bread.
ReplyDeleteIf youre coming Abj, they ask for Kilishi.
If youre coming from PH, they ask for fish/crayfish.
Add yours....
If your coming from Jos,they ask for tomatoes,irish pototes,onions,Carrot,Cabbage,watermelon etc.
DeleteIf you are coming from north,they ask you for Aki hausa (tiger nut).kulikuli,mangala etc.
Add your..
If you are coming from ogun,you buy ijebu garri
DeleteIf you are coming from bayelsa,you buy snail
If you are coming from the east,You buy yam
Na our forefathers made the law nah
ReplyDeleteThese days, all these girls no dey accept bread again o.
ReplyDeleteNa toys them dey accept . . .
No be toy cars or baby doll o
See as them dey shine eyes; them
wan say na ghost talk am?
Na toy amu!
ππ welcome wey bread
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha This made my day. I had to carry from Entebbe (Uganda) to Juba (Rep of South Sudan)one. day. Seeing this I realised it was stupid to do it.
ReplyDeleteSee the kin country wey you dey waka go/winchcraft(fly) go
DeleteNext destination now na Afghanistan
just to stay away from Naija
Abroad na by force?
Wetin dey inside that bread; na white powder?
abi you dey transact "selling point?"
Lol@
DeleteSee the kin country wey you dey waka go/winchcraft(fly) go
Next destination now na Afghanistan
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Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe it's cos beans and bread is a major food in some homes.π
ReplyDeleteFor ya home na
DeleteBeans morning -early momo hot beans
Bread for afternoon
Beans for night
woo betide persin wey no no come sleep with una
i go dey for receiving end of Poooooooooooooooooooohh!
The kind pollution wey go dey d house sef go get masters degree
DeleteMc pinky
πππ and I begin to wonder too.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a question that has been running through my mind,
How did giving of head come into play?
Your last paragraph and our forefathers did not give head. lolss
DeleteWe should ask you that!
DeleteGiving of head was invented by whiteeeeeeeeeeee
DeleteStella it's not only bread but Banana,chin chin and kpekere(plantain chips) must follow...there is no way you will travel lagos to PH and not see people who sell all these items along Benin ore road...if you pass that road while travelling and don't buy any of the mentioned items in my house,then your "welcome" greeting will have coma ππππ
ReplyDeleteLEPπ
Ehen, that reminds me, Stella where is the bread I asked you to buy me from London?
ReplyDeleteAnd the crayfish?
DeleteHmmmmm...this is so rhetorical that no answer can be given to it.
ReplyDeleteThen,if you are visiting anybody u must buy bread or when coming from any two days journey but it's totally different now, no one needs ur bread except ur family or u going to the village.na money everybody need now
Mc pinky
LMAO
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather told me that it was Mongo park who made the law
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather told me that it was Mongo park who made the law
ReplyDeleteLol π
ReplyDeleteππππ
ReplyDeleteNa wey forefathers.
ReplyDeleteπππ
ReplyDeleteYou mean in Nigeria right?
ReplyDeleteIt is also a sort of norm even in Ghana. Bread is the least thing you can buy when returning from a journey.
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