Hope your Wednesday is Sunny,hot and fulfilling?..Dont forget to make those vibes positive!
Kisses to everyone eeeeh
PRINCESS SHARON AND 'TEAM' COVER IHN
Stellacious Nwanyiobioma,
God bless your drudgery and your family, indeed this blog is medicinal to my bone and life, more especially the comment section a lot to learn, laugh, and amend where necessary. My children's cultural day was on Saturday 10/03/18 where my children participated fully in the programme, Miss Akwa-Ibom, Mr. Akwa-Ibom and Mr. Idoma. We want to grace IHN and appreciate God for His support on me with this children, May His Name be priased.
What does ''we furuginanya'' mean ooooooooooooh
Nice photos...
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URGENT ACCOMMODATION NEEDED
Please i am in need of a one room self contain in surulere and i have a budget of 200k. I am renting this place for my younger brother who needs to move out of my place because my wife will put to bed anytime soon, please this is urgent, i can be reach on 08138247036, thank you.
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VACANCY
My company is currently in need of employee to fill the the following positions: 1. secretary/ receptionist. 2. Account manager 3. cashier 4. Sales representative 5. marketer Interested applicants should send their CV to forloveella@gmail.com. Salary is very attractive. Applicants must reside in Lagos mainland. Preferably Ikeja or Iyana Ipaja.
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AWKWARD FEELING
Stella greetings, I don't even know if this is post able as chronicles or not .I just need to talk to someone but I cant get anyone to trust around me. So I am just going pour out my soul may be I am going to be relieved .
I married 2011 to a good man,he loves me and proves it the best way he can.We are also blessed with three wonderful kids.in fact, I am so blessed and I am grateful to God.
Stella,in spite of all my blessings I have a challenge that has almost reduced me to a beggar,hubby lost his job after marriage and ever since then it has been struggling .I don't want bore anyone with details of what I have been going through as that is not the reason for this mail.
The reason for this mail is that,I spoke to a man (married ) recently who promised to help me out with some capital for my business but on the condition that I sleep with him. Hmmm, I accepted o,in fact, I told him to give me till Saturday. My dear, all my mind was to get the money,stop my hawking and start up a good business and help my hubby and kids.
My problem now is that I have lost my peace since the day I spoke to the man. I can't sleep at night anymore,it is as if something terrible will happen to after sleeping with him. My question is this,please is it normal ?
YES! GOD FORGIVE ME, THIS IS EVIL IN GOD'S SIGHT. I do not encourage adultery or fornication But, I just need the help. I am just restless and I don't know if I miss this opportunity ,I just need someone to tell me that my feeling is normal that there is nothing wrong somewhere.
I cant believe you are asking us this question..if you want to ask for help do so and stop making it look as serious as this when you have not done anything -YET!
All these theatrics for what?Madam abeg cool down,nothing has happened ....
May God bless you and send help your way so you dont need to gbensh for it!
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Toyota matrix or pontiac vibe
I would want to get a toyota matrix or Pontiac vibe if
any bv has to sell at a giveaway price of 800-900k. thats all i can afford now.I got my job through your blog some years back.I'll still
keep coming to say thank you. thank u stella. God bless you real good.I can be reached on 08071397612.
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PAULS POTPOURRI
HIV TEST
*Those who go for HIV test every month, continue. One day, you shall find what you are looking for* LOL!
I have this uncanny habit of going for a HIV test, at least, every three months, and I don't pray to find what I am looking for, lol! No be say I be saint o, but I hear say no be only through gbenshing wey person fit contact the nyamayama infection na. Ngbo, my peoples?
But what's there in walking into a hospital for a routine check up or even a HIV test? It's better to know your status than to de share de thing like gift o. After all, the last time I checked, HIV test is free in government-owned hospitals and some NGO establishments. I sometimes even go away with gifts sef, and more information on how to play safe. I even have a certificate sef *winkz*
Moreover, if there's anything I like, it's to hear professionals, especially beautiful ladies, talk about the human anatomy and how HIV will reduce you to nothingness if you let yourself get carried away by the pleasure of gbenshing and forget to protect yourself.
Sometime ago, I ran into a very beautiful girl in one of these heart to heart centres that have made it a point of duty to mankind to create awareness on the scourge of HIV and provide free medical treatments.
When I say beautiful girl, I mean double exhaust, sharp headlights and face like (wetin be the name of that beautiful actress again?): that kind thing. I take style mind my business sha, at least until we verified our different status. Make person no go begin catch feelings where HIV is involved.
Moreover, I notice say babe de shake. I was curious. Was it her first time or was she already infected? But infection no be end of the road na, kilode babe?
Babe still de shiver like say she get fever until my turn come reach. I enter sharp sharp go do my thing, no time. Me wey be say the nurses de even put evil ideas in my head by giving me packets of domcon as souvenir,wetin I wan carry am do? I came out to wait for the result and babe still de shake as she go do her own.
Maybe the counseling she received from the nurses helped to calm her nerves, she looked better as she came to join me in waiting for our test results.
We got talking and I discovered it was actually her first time of coming for a HIV test. I deduced she had lived a reckless life to warrant her being afraid of the possible outcome of the test.
Fortunately for her, she was negative. The happiness in her face was painful to see, but she was probably glad for a new lease of life to share her confidence with me.
Oga and madam, nobody say make you no de play away match o, since you be Ronaldo and Messi. Just make sure you de knack your condom correctly and consistently. Last time I checked, it is still very cheap, compared to living a life of uncertainty.
Go in peace, mass is ended.
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SMALL BUSINESS IDEA
We are distributors of Toilet rolls, kitchen rolls, serviettes, facial tissues, etc and we wish to invite you to join our small chain of sub distributors. Think about how you can supply products to small kiosks, shops, supermarkets, open markets, offices, hospitals, eateries, etc on your street and neighborhood with a start-up capital of as low as N15,000 to N20,000. Think about this as a side hustle to your regular job or even a full time hustle.
If you are interested, kindly send an email to syniament@gmail.com
Not a bad idea...especially now that it is hot and awoof wey dey run belle full everywhere.
lol
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BIRTHDAYS GIVEAWAY
Hi Stella,
I have been sneaking in and out of your blog for the past 4 years, but since this year I have become an SDK blog addict. No day passes by without me reading your blog posts, I comment a few times with blog ID *****.
I enjoy the Chronicles; they simply open one’s eyes to the different struggles in life.
Your blog visitors are the MVPs, with comments from diverse personalities.
Back to the matter, my kids will turn 2 years and 1 year in April and May respectively, so I would like to give N20,000 in April and N20,000 in May to two different mums who are struggling to feed their kids. Stella abeg no vex say I dey give you work but this people have to be mums and in real need for this money. I know it’s not much but make dem manage am, na so my pocket reach. Let me know how i can send the money.
Please hide my identity.
Thank you
Babe make i get back to you on this...Thank you and God bless you forever.God bless your kids and shield them.Amen!
BLOG PA please report to my office right now.!!!
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RE- TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS
Good day all....
I read something on yesterday IHN about parents cursing their children which was enlightening as no matter what example you give people still underestimate their tongue effectiveness.
Let me share something that happened to a close relative that might pass across a message perhaps also to yesterday chronicles teller.
Mr P married Aunty G even though his family objected because she was ugly, big mouth and teeth. Mr P insisted as he was not getting younger.
U see aunty G was the second to get married in her family, her elder sis loses her child either on naming day or 3days after. The longest lived for 3months.
So we were happy when she had a girl even the delivery was hard and spiritual battle .
8months later she was pregnant again and she wasn't happy, she kept telling everybody in the area her husband was the fault she wasn't ready bla bla bla. According to her one was enough for now
We encouraged her and told her to embrace it as a blessing. She was always complaining.
At 3months she lost the pregnancy
The first child is always sick even with a AA genotype Till date she regrets using her mouth to cause her miscarriage.
See I tell myself daily I refuse to be frustrated and so far its been working. There is more to the tongue than it being a part of the body.
Have a positive confession week
Na wah oh!!!..........This is why i always preach positive vibes,good vibes...This some scary ish nna eeeeh
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Kisses to everyone eeeeh
PRINCESS SHARON AND 'TEAM' COVER IHN
Stellacious Nwanyiobioma,
God bless your drudgery and your family, indeed this blog is medicinal to my bone and life, more especially the comment section a lot to learn, laugh, and amend where necessary. My children's cultural day was on Saturday 10/03/18 where my children participated fully in the programme, Miss Akwa-Ibom, Mr. Akwa-Ibom and Mr. Idoma. We want to grace IHN and appreciate God for His support on me with this children, May His Name be priased.
We furuginanya sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much Mrs Korkus kisssssssssesssssss from my bundle of joy to you.
What does ''we furuginanya'' mean ooooooooooooh
Nice photos...
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URGENT ACCOMMODATION NEEDED
Please i am in need of a one room self contain in surulere and i have a budget of 200k. I am renting this place for my younger brother who needs to move out of my place because my wife will put to bed anytime soon, please this is urgent, i can be reach on 08138247036, thank you.
.........................................................................................................
VACANCY
My company is currently in need of employee to fill the the following positions: 1. secretary/ receptionist. 2. Account manager 3. cashier 4. Sales representative 5. marketer Interested applicants should send their CV to forloveella@gmail.com. Salary is very attractive. Applicants must reside in Lagos mainland. Preferably Ikeja or Iyana Ipaja.
.........................................................................................................
AWKWARD FEELING
Stella greetings, I don't even know if this is post able as chronicles or not .I just need to talk to someone but I cant get anyone to trust around me. So I am just going pour out my soul may be I am going to be relieved .
I married 2011 to a good man,he loves me and proves it the best way he can.We are also blessed with three wonderful kids.in fact, I am so blessed and I am grateful to God.
Stella,in spite of all my blessings I have a challenge that has almost reduced me to a beggar,hubby lost his job after marriage and ever since then it has been struggling .I don't want bore anyone with details of what I have been going through as that is not the reason for this mail.
The reason for this mail is that,I spoke to a man (married ) recently who promised to help me out with some capital for my business but on the condition that I sleep with him. Hmmm, I accepted o,in fact, I told him to give me till Saturday. My dear, all my mind was to get the money,stop my hawking and start up a good business and help my hubby and kids.
My problem now is that I have lost my peace since the day I spoke to the man. I can't sleep at night anymore,it is as if something terrible will happen to after sleeping with him. My question is this,please is it normal ?
YES! GOD FORGIVE ME, THIS IS EVIL IN GOD'S SIGHT. I do not encourage adultery or fornication But, I just need the help. I am just restless and I don't know if I miss this opportunity ,I just need someone to tell me that my feeling is normal that there is nothing wrong somewhere.
I cant believe you are asking us this question..if you want to ask for help do so and stop making it look as serious as this when you have not done anything -YET!
All these theatrics for what?Madam abeg cool down,nothing has happened ....
May God bless you and send help your way so you dont need to gbensh for it!
.........................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................
Toyota matrix or pontiac vibe
I would want to get a toyota matrix or Pontiac vibe if
any bv has to sell at a giveaway price of 800-900k. thats all i can afford now.I got my job through your blog some years back.I'll still
keep coming to say thank you. thank u stella. God bless you real good.I can be reached on 08071397612.
.........................................................................................................
PAULS POTPOURRI
HIV TEST
*Those who go for HIV test every month, continue. One day, you shall find what you are looking for* LOL!
I have this uncanny habit of going for a HIV test, at least, every three months, and I don't pray to find what I am looking for, lol! No be say I be saint o, but I hear say no be only through gbenshing wey person fit contact the nyamayama infection na. Ngbo, my peoples?
But what's there in walking into a hospital for a routine check up or even a HIV test? It's better to know your status than to de share de thing like gift o. After all, the last time I checked, HIV test is free in government-owned hospitals and some NGO establishments. I sometimes even go away with gifts sef, and more information on how to play safe. I even have a certificate sef *winkz*
Moreover, if there's anything I like, it's to hear professionals, especially beautiful ladies, talk about the human anatomy and how HIV will reduce you to nothingness if you let yourself get carried away by the pleasure of gbenshing and forget to protect yourself.
Sometime ago, I ran into a very beautiful girl in one of these heart to heart centres that have made it a point of duty to mankind to create awareness on the scourge of HIV and provide free medical treatments.
When I say beautiful girl, I mean double exhaust, sharp headlights and face like (wetin be the name of that beautiful actress again?): that kind thing. I take style mind my business sha, at least until we verified our different status. Make person no go begin catch feelings where HIV is involved.
Moreover, I notice say babe de shake. I was curious. Was it her first time or was she already infected? But infection no be end of the road na, kilode babe?
Babe still de shiver like say she get fever until my turn come reach. I enter sharp sharp go do my thing, no time. Me wey be say the nurses de even put evil ideas in my head by giving me packets of domcon as souvenir,wetin I wan carry am do? I came out to wait for the result and babe still de shake as she go do her own.
Maybe the counseling she received from the nurses helped to calm her nerves, she looked better as she came to join me in waiting for our test results.
We got talking and I discovered it was actually her first time of coming for a HIV test. I deduced she had lived a reckless life to warrant her being afraid of the possible outcome of the test.
Fortunately for her, she was negative. The happiness in her face was painful to see, but she was probably glad for a new lease of life to share her confidence with me.
Oga and madam, nobody say make you no de play away match o, since you be Ronaldo and Messi. Just make sure you de knack your condom correctly and consistently. Last time I checked, it is still very cheap, compared to living a life of uncertainty.
Go in peace, mass is ended.
............................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................
SMALL BUSINESS IDEA
We are distributors of Toilet rolls, kitchen rolls, serviettes, facial tissues, etc and we wish to invite you to join our small chain of sub distributors. Think about how you can supply products to small kiosks, shops, supermarkets, open markets, offices, hospitals, eateries, etc on your street and neighborhood with a start-up capital of as low as N15,000 to N20,000. Think about this as a side hustle to your regular job or even a full time hustle.
If you are interested, kindly send an email to syniament@gmail.com
Not a bad idea...especially now that it is hot and awoof wey dey run belle full everywhere.
lol
.........................................................................................................
BIRTHDAYS GIVEAWAY
Hi Stella,
I have been sneaking in and out of your blog for the past 4 years, but since this year I have become an SDK blog addict. No day passes by without me reading your blog posts, I comment a few times with blog ID *****.
I enjoy the Chronicles; they simply open one’s eyes to the different struggles in life.
Your blog visitors are the MVPs, with comments from diverse personalities.
Back to the matter, my kids will turn 2 years and 1 year in April and May respectively, so I would like to give N20,000 in April and N20,000 in May to two different mums who are struggling to feed their kids. Stella abeg no vex say I dey give you work but this people have to be mums and in real need for this money. I know it’s not much but make dem manage am, na so my pocket reach. Let me know how i can send the money.
Please hide my identity.
Thank you
Babe make i get back to you on this...Thank you and God bless you forever.God bless your kids and shield them.Amen!
BLOG PA please report to my office right now.!!!
.........................................................................................................
RE- TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS
Good day all....
I read something on yesterday IHN about parents cursing their children which was enlightening as no matter what example you give people still underestimate their tongue effectiveness.
Let me share something that happened to a close relative that might pass across a message perhaps also to yesterday chronicles teller.
Mr P married Aunty G even though his family objected because she was ugly, big mouth and teeth. Mr P insisted as he was not getting younger.
U see aunty G was the second to get married in her family, her elder sis loses her child either on naming day or 3days after. The longest lived for 3months.
So we were happy when she had a girl even the delivery was hard and spiritual battle .
8months later she was pregnant again and she wasn't happy, she kept telling everybody in the area her husband was the fault she wasn't ready bla bla bla. According to her one was enough for now
We encouraged her and told her to embrace it as a blessing. She was always complaining.
At 3months she lost the pregnancy
The first child is always sick even with a AA genotype Till date she regrets using her mouth to cause her miscarriage.
See I tell myself daily I refuse to be frustrated and so far its been working. There is more to the tongue than it being a part of the body.
Have a positive confession week
Na wah oh!!!..........This is why i always preach positive vibes,good vibes...This some scary ish nna eeeeh
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Yes ooo
ReplyDeleteIHN so short today, Watapen?
DeleteStella lemme not look for the comment I dropped for that bastard anonymous that has been trolling me.
Delete@Stella
DeleteNa lie, tell ya forefathers says some mechanics dey clean
No be every mechanic dey dey greasy.
Stella oshe gan!
DeleteHi guys, pls I need advice. What can I do to while away time? I'm not working and I have to wait until September to start school. I am tired of staying in bed scrolling on the blogs and instagram, I want something to do. I live in Italy. What do you guys advice me to do?
DeleteThere is a benefit and a blessing hidden in the folds of every experience and every outcome. So don’t you dare give up on today because of the way things looked yesterday. Don’t even think about it. Every day is a new day to try again.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for this shift to be over. I love being a nurse but nowadays I feel so tired but when I see the beautiful smiles of the little children I take care of it warms my heart. I thank God for life, health and a job that I love and that pays well. There was a time I didn't have anything. I was living in a shelter and received 290 euros from the government. I decided that I wanted better and didn't want my sickness to stop me (I was diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolarism). I prayed to God for complete healing and I was healed. I went to school, got my diploma and then enrolled in nursing school, finally I graduated. Two months later I received a job offer as a pediatric nurse and I've been working there since. I'm about to write a book about my life and I'm grateful to God. I could have been another mad woman roaming around the streets but now I'm healed and healthy. I love being a nurse and working with kids. I'm so grateful for everything God has done for me and I hope that my story inspires someone out there. With God nothing is impossible. He will breath life into the dead bones, he will exalt you among your peers, he will bless you more than you can think of. Yeah I had my bad days, days I doubted God, when I thought my life was over but God showed me that he is the God of the brokenhearted, the God of miracles. He turned my mess into my testimony. In three months I'm getting married to the love of my life. Things couldn't have been better. God is good. By the way I'm 33 years old. So you see its never too late, just trust in God and work hard, he will make a way where there seems to be no way.
DeleteI'm happy for you anon,congrats dear. I love happy endings.
DeleteUptil today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote junior Waec.
ReplyDelete🏃🏃🏃🏃 good afternoon all
#Rosie...
E wa ra Ankara oooo..
DeleteOpo yan turu...
This true I no ssce is important but Wat truly is the importance of junior waec?
Deletespeak in english mr ankara distributor. How is business? Please try and give good comments ooo so that people can patronise you well.
DeleteMaggi Onga, did you write Junior WAEC? Did you pass? Did you finish secondary school? I ask because what you wrote up there is not something an SSCE holder should write. You need a lesson teacher ASAP
DeleteYou wrote Junior waec so that you contribute money for monkeys to swallow.
DeleteIt is called "monkey toll gate"
Or why I was taught introductory technology.
DeleteAfter JS 3, persin no hear about am again.
Ostrich you must be suffering from inferiority complex and I don't want to dignify you with a response. Efulefu
DeleteAfternoon lovelies, issa very sunny day,do ve a lovely afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI nor pray toothache for. You enemies ohh...
ReplyDeleteSorry oh...that thing is sooooo painful.
DeleteDumb married woman asking a stupid question. U are married and u want to become a harlot. Advise yourself
ReplyDeleteCan you not advise without insults? You are not living her story. Thank God the heart of God is not like man if only he/she would cuss us the same for our infractions where would this world be. Surely if we were to see your skeletons and your every thought and conversations I doubt you could walk with your head held high. Nah only because your shame is hidden you can rain insults on a stranger. Hypocrite stop!
DeleteWhat advise does she need? We should tell her not to do it? Does she not know that it is wrong?? It seems like the easy way out for her but God cannot make it the only way.
DeleteIn-house is here and we are going to rock it the way it comes. That woman that spoke with married man and is shaking it is well with you.
ReplyDeletewhy does nina talks babyish?
ReplyDeleteAjuju. Com
DeleteSDK it means that they love you so much
ReplyDeletePrincess Sharon and Families God bless you all.
ReplyDeleteMadam that wants to do adultery, oya carry go since you dont have families that can help you. Dont your husband have families that can help him too. Please keep your toto for your horseband. It is this vuhari period that things went bad and the dullard is still saying the economy is great. May God help all who have been affected by this bad economy.
If you give your body to the man, do you think it will end there, because another thing will carry you go again and again. Dont sell yourself ooo for a cheap potatoes. The man is very stupid and wicked. Dem full everywhere. In the office and other places, it is just everywhere. May God provide for you and your family Amen.
Thank you to our blog visitors giving out monies to 2 families. May God bless you plenty.
PA oya run to ya madam house, go collect names of people that will get it. Just remember not to give to anonymous people oooo.
I am tired and feeling sleepy in the office. May God help me so that i can sleep well before i carry my kaya vamooose.
Words are powerful and it can mar or make you. Let us use our mouth wisely.
Always talking gibberish! I didn't read😎
DeleteAnon do i care? NO.
DeleteI will pray for you so that goodness and mercy shall follow you. I am not the one that caused this heavy frustration of your life. It is well ooo.
Let me enjoy my ac in the office jare and sleep small.
Yori yori I saw in SP where you said bvs are bitter because Stella made Beloved her PA. Pls Yori,call or mail Beloved and ask her how much Stella is paying her and if she is honest and tell you the true amount,you will reject the job for your enemy. Why will anyone envy her when we all know Stella is Ijebu when it come to money issue
DeleteToyota Matrix for 800.you can't get a good one at that
ReplyDeleteAre you the poster?
DeleteBut lucille is right. The way people price cars like dry fish is funny 😂
DeleteGood sunny day to you all. Nice family pix up there. The woman giving out 20k,thanks,God bless you. Bye
ReplyDeleteOga if you need a self contained for 200k it's OK. No need giving us family details.
ReplyDeleteJust had s*x with my sister's friends husband. Guy is cute for days.i have succeeded in seducing him.moving on.....men are dogs,I mean all
ReplyDelete👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 continue jare nothing do you
Deleteenjoy your sister's friend horseband. EWU
DeleteClap for yourself. Remember this when karma comes calling.
DeleteBee10 (mummytwins) continue encouraging nonsense. I hope it's ur husband she is talking about.
DeleteNa yeye teacher I be.. I don sleep tire for class! Hian
ReplyDelete👏 for ursef
Delete😂😂😂
Delete@maggie 👏 👏 👏 👏 I canor Coman die 😂😂😂😂 .. Nysc no Kuku force me! Na me cause am.. Na me go skul
Delete@promise star.. I join you laff 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteTo anon 8:10 am from SP this morning calm down ok? I was just smiling when I read your rant.
ReplyDeleteMy dear if I tell you my experience here you wii laaaaaaaaaugh.
First week of January on this blog, I saw a job offer for PR Manager at a club/cafe/hospitality something something at Sango Otta. (Please don't ask me what I was looking for in that direction o, sebi all na work?) Funny enough, the lady who advertised the position then, also commented under your 'rant' this morning with 'Hmmmm.' I laugh in yimu.
Anyway I sent my C.V etc etc.
Me with over 9 years solid experience across all verticals, guess how much the 'company' offered?
70k!!!!
I mean the person saw my C.V, loaded with foreign and local experience and foreign and local certifications and had the temerity to make that kind of scandalous offer after almost 2 hours of plenty talk!!!
There is nobody I've told this story to that has not fainted with laughter. I'm glad I'm able to make some people laugh because every time I remember, I just feel like crying with shame. This country and its people are truly on the brink.
Generally, Nigerian employers are looking for people with plenty of experience that they can pay goat feed. The hope is that you'll be desperate enough to accept whatever they'll throw at you.
They want people they can utilise every drop of blood from and pay as little as possible while doing so. That's if your salary will even be received by you as at when due.
But then it becomes a terrible cycle. Mr/Madam Employer pays people absolute crap and wonders why his/her business is not moving or why things are always missing or has to hire every month or few weeks because people are always leaving.
My years of experience, local and international, were with blood, sweat and tears.
Literally.
I didn't come this far to allow anyone use my expertise to build their dreams and in exchange, give me dust to build mine.
My first salary 9 years ago was not even 70k. After seeing my C.V, the quality of work done, the accomplishments over the years, within and outside the country what a terribly demeaning insult to offer to a prospect and to the company itself!
So anon 8:10am calm down ya hear? *offers a hug :) :-)
Most of the offers here are low end, if you can bear with that, then do so and keep scouting for better opportunities.
Word of mouth and direct calls/enquiries to companies you'd like to work for also help.
I'm hoping something works out for you sooner than later.
Cheers!
Minister of Enjoyment and Social Jollification
It is well with you all. So let me keep enjoying my own office with lots of goodies.
DeleteGive a trial to some of these public sectors, you might be lucky to be accepted. Dont wait on this blog for N20k, 15k jobs, it is not worth it with all the suffer to enter uni. I pity una plenty. It is well eh ehe ..
Na wa.
Why are you unemployed with all these your plenty certificates and job experience both home and abroad?
DeleteWhat made you quit your former places of employment with their big salaries?
This question is also directed at the anonymous aunty international PA on SP this morning
She left because she must be doing monotonous job everytime. She needs challenging job.
DeleteI have seen lots of cvs with plenty experiences. May God provide for you all Amen
SAME HERE, CHEAP LABOUR EVERYWHERE. HAVE TEN SOLID YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN THE CAPITAL MARKET AND PRESENTLY EARNS PEANUT AS A RESULT OF BUHARI'S NONSENSE GOVERNMENT. LOST MY LUCRATIVE JOB, HUNTED FOR JOB FOR 4 MOINTHS, BILLS WERE PILING AND SAW FRUSTRATION ON HUBBY'S FACE AND DECIDED TO TAKE THIS RIDICULOUS OFFER JUST TO TAKE FOOD HOME. AM HOPING FOR BETTER OFFER. ALL THOSE TEN YEARS, I WORKED VERY VERY HARD TO DEVELOP MYSELF, BUT ALAS THE CROP OF EMPLOYERS IN NIGERIA NOW ARE SLAVE MASTERS.
DeleteIt's Lucile coconut that said Hmmmm under that comment. So is Lucile that brought this particular vacancy here? Hmmmm
DeleteWhether it's your name, or d calmness in ur voice, easy going, never offended, goofy.. and more. I like u, I really like u. Some chilled ZOBO for in this extreme temperature lol
DeleteWhy don't you both do small side hustle for yourselves. With your education and experience you should be able to setup something for yourselves; consulting, import/export, training.. etc. Why wait for someone to offer you peanuts when you can build your own empire. Depending on one income stream is not viable in this present economy.
DeleteAunty 14:32
DeleteMa,have you heard of being at a job and looking for other opportunities? You did not realise it is possible? Ha! It is o.
Because NO WHERE DID I WRITE I WAS CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED MA.
See how I've taught you something new today! :)
Minister of Enjoyment and Social Jollification
@ Love
DeleteKeep at it hun. Don't relax.
Hold on to what you have and keep looking out for better opportunities.
You have to position yourself. The jobs won't always fall into your lap especially when you're very specific about what you want and you have so much expertise. 4Ps position/prepare/plan(and pray if you're the spiritual type)
Sometimes I've had to decline invites because really how many times in a week can someone be absent from their desk for 2-3 hours at a stretch? How many excuses can one give? LOL.
My greatest fear is going for an interview and seeing my boss as an external member of the panel. Even my bitch resting face won't be of help to me.
Rooting for ya Ma'am!
Cheers!
Minister of Enjoyment and Social Jollification
Watch what you say to yourself and not to even people cos there is power in the tongue
ReplyDeleteYes oh
DeleteLol! It is well. ..
ReplyDeleteBarca and Chelsea match on my mind.
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U are on point
Thanksgiving Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteI'm grateful to God for life and good health over me and my loved ones. Woke up this morning and all that came to my mind and mouth was Thank you Lord.
Good afternoon bvs.
The 20k giveaway bv, Happy birthday in advance to your beautiful angels. God bless your home.
Deletehahahahaha are you now lady bug? abeg leave them alone to comment in peace.
DeleteBeautiful kids up there. God bless you.
ReplyDeleteAbout parents laying curses on their kids, I think parents these days know better. They will say 'your enemy is mad' 'your enemy is unfortunate' instead saying it directly to their children.
Sometimes, I wonder, what if the child does not have enemy? Lols
Wat is this one saying?
DeleteYou are right, abeg ignore Maggi cube, lol!
DeleteHahaha MummyJ, my neighbour says that a lot, sometimes she will use the girl's father because they are separated. She will say:
Delete"your father's head Is not correct"
"it will not be ok for your father"
Smh,some women though
Paul, that HIV test is something else especially if you have a philandering spouse. Whenever I was pregnant back then during my married days, when I start antenatal and they ask me to go to the lab for all those tests including HIV, my BP will go up as I knew the kind of man I was married to.
ReplyDeleteThank God I left with my health and body parts intact.
Ah! Kpele,ma! God is your strength. Thank God you made it out alive. It is well with you. HIV or any type of disease is not what you can wish on your enemy o, walahi. It is good for one to know his or her status and face the future squarely. There are worse diseases out there than HIV...
Delete#That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you, but it's secretly true 😁
ReplyDeleteMadam that want to gbenshe a married man, pls don't do. Cos u will regret it later.
ReplyDeleteSunny day here.
If you sleep with that married man 3 things can happen, he will give you the money, he won't give you the money and will blackmail you, he will give you the money and blackmail you.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you and hubby set him up? Hubby should trail you both and when you are in the hotel jump out of hiding and create a scene, guy man must transfer the money or hubby reports to police or organise a shameful beating...
Maybe I watched too much molly wood #over and out virology no go kee me
Very correct virologist
DeletePlan with your hubby and Set him up. Explain to your hubby what he said. Then plan. Let your hubby go and hide in the hotel. When you enter the hotel room and lay in bed, let your hubby set his phone camera and jump out, snapping both of you. Let him threaten to report him to everyone that he care about, let him threaten you too and ask you to go and pack your load from the house. You will now roll on the floor and beg him and promise him that you both will do anything he wants so he should not put you to shame. He will now demand for money from the man, you too will ask him to transfer money to you too. So he will give you and your hubby money.
Both you and yuhurula virologist whatever are bloody bastard thieves. You are the problem with this dead country.
DeleteOn Sunday you will crawl on your belly like the wasted serpents you are and be singing Alleluya off key.
The man made an offer.
He did not force or blackmail.
Woman accepted.
Now you want to go behind to blackmail and scam the man.
May people turn to serpents in your lives as well. Hypocrites.
Beautiful faces of in house💞💕😘
ReplyDeleteIHN came with a unique vibe...
ReplyDelete@paul I dey gbadun your write up,keep it coming.
You the demonic frustrated anonymous on my case how market? Anytime my name is mentioned you jumped out of your dirty hole and start writing rubbish. You think I don't know your frustrated a**...see from today henceforth, I decree every evil thought you've wished me on this blog return back to you and your children pressing down,running over and shaking together . You wished I live a miserable life like you,hello its already too late. God has placed me on a pedestal where you and your lineage will never get to.
Jealous evil creature, instead of you to sit down and plan how to be successful like me in life you're busy hating on whom God has blessed.
#backofffrustratedwitch#
#nobebyforcetoborrowyoumoney#
#youwillsurelydieontopmycase#
Good afternoon blogfam,lovely family,this sun is too hot ooh
ReplyDelete''we furuginanya'' means we love you
ReplyDeleteOk, IHN is here.
ReplyDeleteDear Stella, i suggest you give the birthday give away to the poster of #awkward feeling# who is at a cross road. let us help her not to commit adultery. please save her and save her marriage.God bless SDK
ReplyDeleteThe woman trying to open her legs for another man I beg you in God's name not to do it. That will be the beginning of your woes in life. I once had an opportunity of dating a rich sugar mommy who disturbed me then as if her life depend on it, it was a solemn vow I made to God and my late father that no matter how difficult life turn out to be I will never sleep with another man's wife, and I overcome. Marriage is sacred and thy bed undefiled. May help come your way soon.
ReplyDeleteI thought you are a woman. It is well with you. Good you kept to that promise not all do that.
DeleteGood day blog visitors. Am happy to announce to the pple dat encouraged me last Wednesday wen I complained dat I ve passed my edd dat I gave birth on Saturday night to a baby boy (4kg). God proved himself bcos it was vagina delivery without tear and I didn't spend upto two hours in the hospital.
ReplyDeletePraisssssseeeeee Master Jesus! congratulations dear.
DeleteDon't forget to send your labor room experience to Stella make we read
Congratulations on the birth of your baby, God bless him and make him a blessing to your lineage.
DeleteTo God be the glory!!🙌 Congratulations on your new bundle of joy😘
DeleteYou didn't spend two hours in the hospital or you didn't spend two hours in labour room? Why is English so hard for you people?
DeleteAnyway congrats
Congratulations dear
DeleteTankGod for safe delivery
Congratulations! thank God for your life and the baby.
DeleteCongratulations....
DeleteCongratulations, I tap into this blessing.
DeleteThanks all.May congratulations neva seize in ur homes.@ anonymous 16.03 if u spent 5 days in d hospital dont expect d next person to b like u. When u dont knw abt something ask questions.Thanks
DeleteI spent 30 mins in d labour room
DeleteTo the wife on the brink, please do not pursue that arrangement. I feel like a hypocrite advising you because I have never lived through what you have. I do not know what it is like to see your children starving and I know as a mother you would do anything for your children's survival. So all I will say is poverty is truly an evil experience and nobody should have to experience it.
ReplyDeleteYour husband cannot be happy about not being able to provide for his family. He is already in the ground as a man, imagine when he finds out you sold yourself and he ate of the same. Things like this have a way of coming out. The man is not good, because if he was a true friend he would help you with no such condition. He could be packed full of diseases, he could use your soul for his own profit, he could turn you into a zombie. You by your own words have stated the goodness of your husband so your conscience will eat away at you for the rest of your days if you proceed with it. Please follow your guts in this situation and do not follow through with this arrangement. Use Saturday for prayer and fasting, same day you were to do a grave sin, use it to glorify God for the blessing you have not seen yet. Please also do not agree to anyone requesting that you use your body for getting anything. The poor is preyed upon in this world every day and it is sad.
I do not know where you will get the money from to help your family. Maybe through this blog, maybe you will find it, maybe you will land a good job. God is all powerful and you do not need to make any satanic covenant to get ahead. Praise God today for the breakthrough that you do not see. Give thanks and praise for the blessings that are still unseen and they will move faster into this reality. Make it a matter of your life to start singing praises for the unseen. Thank God for the food in your cupboards even when it is empty, thank God for the money in your pocket, the savings in your bank, thank God for your thriving business, thank God for all that you desire that you cannot yet see, the more you do this with a grateful and believing heart is the quicker it will manifest. Don't mind who will mock you, just continue.
Stella, maybe you could start a small "NGO" for lack of a better word. We in the abroad and even those in Nigeria who are financially fit could contribute a small sum monthly and that money is then given to a few ppl who need some upliftment that same month. Since there is power in collective work this would ensure a steady flow. We would need a few honest souls on the ground to confirm the veracity of the claims or you could use your crystal ball, or we leave liars to their own karma. But perhaps if we have something like this it would reach more bv's. Not sure if this is even feasible, just a thought. I prefer using PayPal though because I travel so much it's the easiest way I could contribute.
Abeg sir/ma, the begging on this platform is nauseating as it is. Lets leave the NGO bit and stick to out giveaway pattern. Even some who are gainfully employed would rather beg than use their head to calculate 1+1 and help their lives. Isnt it here you see some peoole come and announce one 'good thing' and the very next day they're begging?
DeletePlease, I understand your intention. But Nigerians take things overboard. It was here I gave someone access to my email to assist with possible jobs. The next thing was she sent me her account number one day with a long line of prayers to blind me from the error. And since i told her that was inappropriate, s/o stopped 😂😂 If that isnt taking someone's decision to help for granted I wonder what is.
If you try am, some will call their whole families to ask with well-fashioned stories one-by-one. You will end up supporting a whole community. If you need to assist someone directly, call their names and do what you can. Leave the rest to God. You didn't create the world you can't solve all the problems in it.
There will always be those who exploit good intentions, but they will have to reap their own harvest in such. Because whatever you sow so must you reap.
DeleteIt was just a suggestion. It wouldn't kill me since I already sponsor a World Vision child in another country. Surely nobody can be forced into donating anything, because all must be free to do give as they choose, and many already give to their churches so there is nothing left over.
No human or group can solve the problems of the world, only a fool would think such. But you are probably right, better to sponsor another child in another country instead of investing in Nigerians, after all, the picture you have painted makes it seems not worth it anyhow.
Human contact through hug lowers blood pressure, relieves stress and reduces the risk of heart diseases.
ReplyDeleteI have always said the thing humans need the most is loving contact. Hopefully the entire Nigeria will be filled with loving hugs today.
DeleteThank God for safe delivery bv, to the woman that is planning to sleep with another man, please do not do it because he will use give you the money and will still be asking for more of you and it could lead to blackmail.
ReplyDeleteMadam u are sounding like a virgin, if you are sure the man will give you the money Pls go fuck his brains out & collect your money,
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