Sunday Laughs....

When a girl is bathing and singing in the bathroom then she suddenly stopped singing...just know that she's washing her iskaba...iskelebete... iskoloboto*



Don't argue with me , am not feeling fine



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If a lady tells you "I don't want your wife to come and beat me"
My brother, you have made it to the semi-finals...

CONGRATULATIONS
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I know there are so many things that won't be tolerated in 2018 but these are some random QUOTES that are free to enter 2018*


1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about Judas


2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys think she definitely has a boyfriend!



3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsApp messages and threatens to kill you if you
do not send it to 20 people



4. No matter how light skinned you are, your shadow will always be black



5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of Disrespect.
#LOLZ



6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is about
613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to complete their journey. On average each day
they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
Laziness



7. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
haven't slept with you yet.



8. Some ladies will be matching purses with clothes.....
But cannot match babies to their real Daddies!
#WINKS*



9. MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH).
You are not a virgin and you are waiting
for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anything



10. No African girl will choose six packs over six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
work
#FACT



11. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their
mothers



12. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a photographer,
sit down and be strong



13. You haven't moved on if you still remember
your Ex's phone number. I'm not gonna argue
with you.



14. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
you want to lose again...
Your life?
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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An idiot🧟‍♂ saw 300 dollars on the floor then he took it to the police🏿‍♂. The police man didn't collect it because he thought it was a prank. Then the idiot bought himself a Phone.
Then a funny thing happened. The idiot kept tapping on... *read more*

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It was a practical session in the psychology class.
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor asked the students : This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction, do you agree?


Then, one of the students from the back rows said:


*"Sir, why don't you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!"*





The professor stood straight up, his finger pointing towards the student........ and said


*"You just got an A in my course."*

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Breaking News:


Prophet Joseph Ebun of Light of the Living Word Church in Lagos has awoken two people from the mortuary today at LASUTH. The two are John Amenyo, 32 years old and Gabriel Opara 29 years of age. They are guards at the said hospital, and he woke them up after finding them sleeping on duty.........


I'm coming... let me go and check the rice i'm cooking.🏽

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