HILARIOUS JOKE
A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked,
"How many of you love your wife?"
All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives:
"I love you, sweetheart".
Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..
Here are some of the replies from 15 of them:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
11. When did this one start
12. Pls u sent the sms to a wrong number
13. Who gave monkey banana
14. Who thought you this
15. Pls am not in the mood
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Numbers 3 and 10 cracked me up badly..heheheheheh
Anything that has swallow cracks me up like kilode, no be small dragon π
ReplyDeleteThat number 14 is the realest...Hahahaha who taught you this, maybe na his new side chic. LMAO
Use ur intestine to buy beans. Lol hahahahahaha
DeleteUse your intestines to buy beams, chai!
ReplyDeleteLolz @swallow Eba
ReplyDeleteThis men conference and dia wife matter na bomb, Bt datz true sha...dia will b many funny replies dat u can't imagine. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol @ use your intestines buy beans. They are so hilarious and this made my morning
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteOosheey the last laugh na wa no 1 & 4,
ReplyDeleteLEPπ
Lol
ReplyDeleteUse your intestine to buy beans. Chai i don die
ReplyDeleteFunny laughs.
ReplyDeleteAt that not one person spoke in Nigerian accent,it just reminds me of when I watched the wedding party red carpet. Omo, everyone was speaking oyinbo accent and I became confused if that's how they speak in real. Only Mama G talked in naija accent.
Lol! Very funny... But that eba and snake is da bomb. ..
ReplyDeleteLol@ stay in your houseπ. No 16 are you dying?
ReplyDeleteLols...
ReplyDeleteHillariously hilarious!!!!! ChikezieN
ReplyDeleteSo hilariously ππ ππ
ReplyDeleteThat no 6 tho..is that a new song...hehehe
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to the BV, Elastic? He always had some funny jokes to share.
ReplyDeleteDunno... people has been whispering that he's same person as bv sky white.
DeleteSincerely, I enjoyed all his jokes too.
na dragon go swallow this one......
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