Hehehehehe....Yawa gas!
The Gist:
So I visited a friend at Ajegunle , and as I got there I saw a man sitting outside the compound, I greeted him and said please I am asking of someone and he pointed their door to me, it upstairs first floor , I thanked him and climbed the stairways panting like a rabbit.
I was offered cold water to cool temper and we were gisting and chatting away.
Then we began to hear noise, the voice said leave my leg, I say leave my leg.
I looked at my friend and asked what was up and she said I should ignore them that it's a man and his family
My gbeborun antenna was up and I couldn’t ignore so I went to the balcony and she followed behind me.
The son was grabbing the father’s leg and 2 women were standing in front of them
Father: I say leave my leg
Son: give me the money wey I tell u
1st wife: Grace what are you doing inside , na junior dey grab una papa for leg so to collect money , you better come out and do something to him too
2nd wife: calls on her child, sheybi your mate dey here dey beat una papa you sit-down inside you no go come out come beat your own
1st wife anybody wey put mouth for this matter today or try to settle am e no go better for the person
2nd wife: I say make you call your brother make una come outside, wetin una still dey inside dey do?
At first e be me like say I dey watch film, as my friend told me it's no big deal .
Whaaaaat? (Lol) I told my friend that we should go downstairs and help them and she refused saying it's none of her business, that the man married more than what he could handle
They were there grabbing their father and pulling his clothes as the wives watched on, none of the other neighbors came out to say it's ok, and the few that passed ignored them as they were used to seeing them that way.
Na so this one take shele
Disgrace plus abomination join. Gosh!!
ReplyDeleteMama nnuku, in as much as you want to sound funny. I will suggest you use this opportunity to source for a story we can learn lessons from.
ReplyDeleteStrange things are happening, go to the street and get meaningful gists.
In every nonsense, there is an atom of sense in it, pick the sense from the story.
DeletePoverty + Polygamous life is = everyday wahala
DeleteThat is the sense in it
At anon 13 :14, so u can't deduce any lesson from the story above? It all centres on polygamy is bad, especially when you are poor.
DeleteAdviser nowamagbe, weldone o!!!!
DeleteNa wa
ReplyDeletefunny family.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteDry... Drieyer than dry fish
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletethis is serious
ReplyDeleteMama nnuku abeg rest this gist no follow abeg.e dry pass khloe yansh.
ReplyDeleteStella your the one forcing this girl to write gist by force by fire. I know is becos of this gist that you told her to mail you on SP. She ran away back then and you were angry because of gist that you want her to be sending. Is not by force to be a writer biko. Let her send in gist ramdonly whenever she gets sweet gist like she use to do before. Don't force her to have a weekly column. This up there is the result of your handwork. *Long hiss
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