The Gist:
Papa bolu (Not real name o) is a randy man that goes after everything and anything wearing skirt, he is married with two kids and the wife is a business woman who travels often.
The whole neighborhood knows of his philandering ways and many at times naim them don catch am dey toast him neighbor wife. And there has been quarrel upon quarrel.
Some group of gossipers including myself have vowed to deal with him but nobody is bold enough, not until another married woman took it upon herself to confront his wife and tell her what her husband does in her absence to the extent of bringing this girls into their matrimonial bed .
I advised her against such step but she refused so I let her be
The wife had just returned from her trip one day when the woman met her outside main gate to discuss with her
Confronter: Madam good afternoon, pls I would like to bring somethings wey yah oga dey do to your notice, do you know he brings in different women when you travel and gbensh on your matrimonial bed?
Wife: Ehn Ehn and so what is your business? Is it your business if he gbensh 100 women?
Confronter: Oh ! so you even sabi say na so him dey do
Wife : Is it your business? Leave him na, and mind your business.
Confronter: But madam, this Is becoming an embarrassment in the community
Wife: cuts –in so you want me to go and fight my husband abi? You have failed
Lands her a dirty slap. na so fight start . There was shouting and insults from both of them before people stepped in to separate them.
The next day I saw the woman’s face swollen from the fight and went to ask her what happened she hissed and said I should mind my business , Haa ! so I went away and minded my business o. ( lol)
My people say face wey go chop slap , no go ever miss the slap
Na so this one take shele
Make una mind una business today!
Hahaha intervening abi chooking nose into couple's wahala is very dicey. The best thing na to face front, pray for them. Our neighbour brings in all manner and shapes of women when his wife is not around and nobody can talk to him. When his wife returns he will return to his role of dutiful father and husband. The only person I pity is their children, I can imagine the strange spirits the man has brought into his matrimonial home even with toddlers in the house. How can a right thinking man gbensh another woman on the same bed his wife and baby will sleep on.
ReplyDeleteWetin be my own sef make I face my front
If you weren't there how did you know what was exchanged in words in the conversation and how come your interpretation was concise
DeleteShe still collect slap on top Amebo.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha. Women.
ReplyDeleteI just remembered one i saw on facebook where someone called the woman and told her about her lover's behaviour. The woman shouted at her, you want me to leave my man for you so that you can come in. You no fit.
women women. No wonder men will always treat us like gabbage
I know that setting well well, the wife does runs to keep the family afloat and MR D is suffering from humiliation of knowing and forming womanizer to compensate. Shior
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIgbati Oloyi 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
In Jenifa's voice "I am minding my business "
That how a friend told her sister that the hubby cheats
The sister told her to shut up and never speak ill of her husband.That so far he is taking care of her and the kids she doesn't care. That was the last day she ever put mouth in a couple's issue.
Lols....I think she is also doing her runs too
ReplyDeleteServes her right. she deserves that slap as general spoke person
ReplyDeleteI see but pretend like I don't, what's my business? I want to do something for a little boy but confused much because of this minding of one's business. I live in a face me I slap you yard lol so want to buy bucket for a kid of 8 or so. He stays with his father who is always busy. This boy uses a broken bucket to bath but the worst part ts that a certain man uses this same bucket to brush his mouth that's he brushes inside it knowing very well that this other family uses it. He doesn't do it in their present. Wanted to confront him yesterday but I change my mind and decided to mind my business. I want to buy him a new bucket instead of confronting the man. Please should I buy the bucket for him or not?
ReplyDeleteI think its a nice gesture. Thin line of minding your business and helping someone.
DeleteThe manner in which someone is approached matters alot. So just do it in a gentle fun manner.
Deletelol, this gist sweet me die. roftl
ReplyDeleteHahahha that kind slap they Reset brain oo...
ReplyDeleteLoool slap of life. People should learn to always mind their biz. There subtle ways of passing infos
ReplyDeleteAnd that was the same thing our tenant did to his very beautiful young wife during pregnancy. wife later died with the pregnancy, and oga brought in the lady he cheated with two weeks after.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the scenario 😂😂😂. Please oo. Let me start to mindeding my business because e no dey hard to chop slap
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