STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
BEAUTIFUL THIEF
Dear Stella and BV's
I am sending this in because I am in a fix......I am a thief!
I have been stealing so much that it is beginning to affect my peace of mind and those around me.
At work,I wait for Colleagues to leave their bags and where money is before i swing into action and until now,no one has caught me but my colleagues are all at loggerheads from suspecting each other.......No one suspects me because I am a beautiful thief and i look and sound so Innocent that I am the last person you would ever suspect.
There is fire on the mountain right now because the co-worker i stole from said she knows who took her money and gives the person one week to confess willingly or be forced to confess with proof...One week ends on Friday and i am scared because i dont know what she has up her sleeves.
Thats all we discuss at work during break and i join and laugh and say i cant wait for the thief to be caught....
Should i visit this Colleague at home and confess and plead with her or call her bluff and see what she wants to do?..If i confess i might lose my job cos she might report.
How do i stop doing this thing that is almost disgracing me?Am i possessed?I am not in a bad place financially and i earn well
*Hmmm...this your thief don reach when them go catch you....I suggest you visit the colleague and confess but then again,she might just be threatening and might not to do anything..........Hmmmmm this is tough!
Why dont you have a selah time and pray about this?
Hmmmmmmm this is serious ooo beautiful thief. See the way you beautify the name self.
ReplyDeleteMeet her privately and beg her that you did not mean to take it but she should help you keep it quiet.
Also why dont you do midnight prayer and ask God to deliver you from it. I am happy you brought this up.
It is well with you. You need to seek help from your family. Do they know you thief?
Seek help fast
We can't do anything. But next week confess...trust me I know
DeletePoster listen to me very well, i was like you, but then i got a job and i put that dirty habit behind me, i loved myself so much that i wouldnt even let a man sleep with me for money, but i will steal.
DeleteWhen i got this job, well paying, the habit followed me the 1st few months, i stole from a junior colleague, it was a Micheal Kor wrist watch, brand new with the container she bought online for 35k, she kept it in her locker for days without wearing it, i carried it one day & waited for her to raise dust, then wen it was all settled id sell it, i already found a buyer on OLX willing to pay 28k.
The next day na, our boss summoned meeting & asked who might have done this, most ppl even said she must have taken it home or it was stolen in her car, but not in the office, it was hard to bliv someone will steal amongst us, we earn above 100 for Gods sake, i was the 1st to suggest search everyones bag, cus she actually thought it was taken that morning, wen i don do the work the previous day, go house go sleep well join.
Then the boss said, theres something he wants us to know but he didnt want to make it known for sum reasons.. he said thers a hidden CCTV somewhere, thats how hes been able to know those slacking in the job, all he had to do is rewind to some few hours back and see the thief! My mind cut... another thought said na lie no shake!! others screamed Yes, thats good!! i join them shout twice Yes Yes!!! he gave us till the end of the day, i started thinking and shaking, but i had to hide my fear, i was intentionally noisy that day, so i got to my favorite website then "Steal & cover your tracks" i threw the question on the wall and told my online colleagues the situation, as a loyal family they adviced i should take a deep breath 1st and relax if not theyd read my agitation, which i did... they adviced i take a picture of the office secretly & also where her locker is, then i should take a picture of the electrical circuit box, i did all codedly, then they asked if i can see any visible wire going into the ceiling or a door i cant access, i saw none... then they told me an app to download & on my bluetooth then scan, it will detect any hidden cam or CCtV, i saw none display, so they said my boss is bluffing... i shouldnt confess any rubbish!! So i strong my mind oh, last last there was no cctv, & we all contributed to pay her, then a week later they installed a real cctv, so poster dont confess, drop wat u stole where she can see it, send her a text from am unknown number, then try n quit... i hvnt had the urge to steal since 2015, u can do it
Oboy! Lol
DeleteWow, what an interesting read.
DeleteOMG this is serious anon17:15
DeleteSo fine babes dey steal.
Well I think the babe just said that to scare whoever stole.
She doesn't have time to go visit anyone and again Dont believe in any jazz. Someone once stole my provision in secondary school we went to meet one baba and he killed a fowl in our presence. In fact the cult people abi gang were having their meeting that day in the man's house. My people till today nothing happened o. No body confessed and everyone in my hostel then are doing very very very very well. When we remember this scene the way me andy friend use to laugh enn. So Dont be scared. UT stop it. It is a warning for you to stop it oo. A day Will come, you go masturbate and forget to lock your door naso people go enter your room o. .it's a parable that you would soon be caught if you no stop
Normally I scream for justice but for some reasons poster I sympathize with u. Pls don't confess...u can't confess to a lady and ask her to cover u. NA LIE...the whole world would hear and that's the end of u...plus she's bluffing...just keep ur mouth shut but plsssss try and stop the habit of stealing biko. It's really bad
Deletehow i wish you were caught @Anon 17:15
Deleteu made others pay for your wrongdoing yet you sound bullish about your "online community of thieves". KARMA is closing up on you, that shame you dodged will definitely catch up with u.
miss poster, the difference is you cant call the bluff of the owner, she might decide to go an extra length ....... maybe spiritual cctv, return whatever u stole codedly, pray the lord for forgiveness and ask that greed be removed from your eyes/life.
Confess fire. No mind am. But pls God is asking u to STOP
Delete@17:15 thumbs-up.
DeleteAnon 17:15 are you for real?
Delete@17:15 you have online colleagues?? Odiegwu! Stealing is a very terrible habit that you need to STOP!
DeleteYou better confess. What if you say she was bluffing and she isn't. Confess to her in private and beg her to stay mute or drop whatever you stole where ever she can easily find it. When I was in school someone stole my school fee, somehow I got to know she was the one and I confronted her. She begged me to keep quiet about it and she returned the money. Till date I didn't tell any of my room mates about this incident. Also back then in school, someone stole something from her roommates, they went to an herbalist place and he ga e them an ultimatum that the person who stole will run mad for few minutes. They got back to the room and told everyone to confess like the baba said else the person will go mad. We didn't believe. Few days Later, one of their room mates ran mad truly and confessed. The shame was too much for her to near8, she had to pack out of the hostel. This incident happens in my hostel so This is not a fabble
DeleteLISTEN TO THIS:
DeletePoster I know stealing is bad! BUT DO NOT CONFESS!
You cannot tell a woman a secret of such magnitude and tell her not to expose you. She is just bluffing! Keep quiet, nothing will happen.
Seek help after this! Pray to God
She maybe bluffing. It’s a good thing that you realise that something is not right within you. Try not to confess but drop the object secretly and carefully where the owner would be able to see it but not catch you dropping it off. If you confess, you can’t predict her reaction as she may openly disgrace you or worse still, resort to blackmail. This is not something you’d want to deal with now, or for the rest of your life - that’s if you are only sending this in because you got caught not that you are willing to change.
DeleteSo it’s up to you to decide. If you fly past this one, drop that habit and embrace the countless opportunities offered to you to make your life better. All the best.
Eleyi ga ooo,let me read comments abeg
ReplyDeleteOga gan ni o, may God help and deliver you.
DeleteAnd if u say you should go and plead with her at home, she might tell on you in the office.
And again if u say u should call her bluff, she might have one million things up her sleeve, humans are unpredictable.
Just pray she does nothing , then after this go to God on your knees. He surely answers prayers.
She might be bluffing ,but u no try, greed is making u steal or did u offend someone who sent d spirit of thief after you? Its about time u got exposed sha.
ReplyDeleteBetter go and confess to her privately and ask for forgiveness, before you become a beautiful mad woman, you think everyone is operating in the same spiritual level as you are
DeleteThis is a serious issue and it's not ordinary. Plus go to her house and confess, say the truth and be free but please ask God for mercy and grace to stop.stealing. pray and fast for 3days. Cry to God and He will surely deliver you. It is well.
ReplyDeleteI think you should meet her privately and apologize to her. But i suggest you go for deliverance so that God will deal with your village people. AS THE SAYING GOES EVERYDAY FOR THE THIEF AND ONE DAY FOR THE OWNER.
ReplyDeleteThe 1st correctional healing process is identifying & admitting you've got a problem, and u need help, which uve done.
ReplyDeleteIf u steal little things of no value, that'd make u a klept" and its far more degrading than the addictive compulsive theft that sits and plan a theft.
You a shrink... anything psychological isnt easily erased by prayers or deliverance, you need a step by step approach to your plight, if u were abroad id hv suggested u join an AA.
As for ur colleague, i honestly dont knw wat to advice u
Visit a shrink*
DeleteSend that colleague an anonymous text, tell her youre sorry for stealing ur property, and ud secretly return it but if she exposes you, you'd visit native doctor with her clear picture!! and she wouldnt know where her problems will start from, cus you have nothing to lose if u lose ur job, dont tell her ure the one oh. she will never keep it a secret if u tell her.
ReplyDeleteChineke! Experience!!
Deletehahahahaha anon you bad gan gan. See advice ooo. Na people like you go kill owner join self.
DeleteLol anon, this advice of yours just reminded me of something that happened years ago in Wuse market abuja when my aunty had a shop there. So some 2 girls walked into my aunt's neighbour's shop who used to sell original peruvian hair back then. This girls stole up to 4 26 inches hair that cost alot of money, not knowing that while they were stealing it the brother of the guy who owned the shop was watching them. They eventually didn't buy anything and as they were about to leave, the guy told them straight up that they stole some items and he'll search their bags. After all the fracas these ladies where searched and the hair recovered. Choi!! See beating and tearing of cloth, they stripped these fine chics naked and the whole wuse market came to see and touch boobi. So while they were beating the girls the 1st guy who caught them asked the brother to pls stop and let the girls go but that one refused and even raised more alarm. Now 5months after this incident the owner of the shop took ill, swollen body no medical history. Took him to see a strong native doctor in abakaliki and it was revealed that some girls whom he offended took his name and boxers (how they got his boxers only God knows) to a stronger native doctor in cameroon to deal with him and kill him. The juju man said there was nothing he could do. 3months after shop owner died.
DeleteMy God! @Nina
DeleteNina oh my God. Some pple get mind . let our prayers b, ' May we not encounter evil or evil pple on our path IJN.... Vengeance is mine says d lord... He shd have listened to d Bros and forgiven.. U say how he got d boxes, I tell u some ladies r Evil, had a friend who cld go as far as bribing pples gate men to get information, d tots in this chicks heart r so EVIL, when ever she lies, d hair on my body stands. I told few friends about her, I was advised not to renew my rent with her, cos she prob has spoiled her hands or her mother is d one doing d waka for her... Some pple r not in d same realm with u in dis life.. God protect us
Delete@nina the poster is a kleptomaniac whilst you Nina are a pathological liar!!smh
DeleteLol
DeleteOh my 😱😱😱..You need Jesus ...Go for deliverance fast before they hang tyre around your neck ..May God help you 🙏
ReplyDeleteIt is very difficult to give up stealing most especially when it has gotten deep into ones blood. I think you should go to her place and beg for forgiveness if possible show remorse of your act and plead she shouldn't bring it up again. Go with someone you can rely on to speak with you. Pls pray fervently to stop this act before it disgrace you publicly.
ReplyDeleteIf u confess just kiss ur work goodbye... I think u should pray and fast for ursef,whatever u stole give it out to the less privileges and make sure u stop or else....
ReplyDeleteShe should give what she stole to the less privileged,I can't believe you wrote that, what if what she stole means so much to the owner? She should post it to the owner using courier service with an anonymous name.
DeleteI used to steal, I started stealing as far back as when I was in Nursery school. I would still other kids Ribena and Caprisonne. Not that my parents don't usually give me mine o, my mother used to give me Ribena with biscuit in my lunch box, but I still stole from the other kids, from there, I started stealing my mum's money, then my uncle's, then my neighbour's. I was caught several times stealing, yet I couldn't desist. It was hard for me. I stole from shops when I went to but things several time when i was in my teens, and I was caught several times in the act.
ReplyDeleteI was disgraced when I was about 15 when I went to steal from a mini mart and i caught.
That was a turning point for me. I have never stolen anything ever since. I give God the glory because it was not by my power, nor by my might.
Do I still get the urge sometimes to take things? Yes! But I always restrain myself. Poster, pray to God for the power to always restrain yourself when that voice in your head tells you to take things that doesn't belong to you. Sweetie you can do it.
Me too used to be a bad ass thief! but i was never publicly shamed or caught in the act, cus i was damn good! I dont just steal without drawing my plan... i would map out routes and clothes to wear for the heist, & i never involve others, one-man robber! it started in my family, stealing family members money, duplicating popsi keys, scheming ways to gain cash, trust me i was good, if its not worth the risk i dont do it, its usually above 500k, i dont even bother investing that kind of money cus it wouldnt yield good profit, its all flex flex flex.. dubai, ghana, friends, girls, club, gadgets etc.. just as the poster, im so cute u would never believe, just my family members know.. the last time i missed a step & got caught, i was sent to cell for a week, even the officers were screaming "what! this kind fine boy"? wetin be ur problem? But now its all behind me, i didnt pray or do any deliverance, i just learnt to cut my coat, the urge to steal isnt even there, the one i work for or they dash me is sweeter, i know cus ive tasted both sides.
DeleteThings like this runs in d blood....a trait.
DeleteBadoo
DeleteReturn the money you stole from her (put the money back in her bag without her knowing). Type a letter of apology to your other colleagues and promising them it wouldn't happen again. When you're at work, constantly remind your self you wouldn't steal again and pray about it.
ReplyDeletetell your colleague the truth and show her that you are sincerely remorseful of what you did and you are truly willing to change. Pour out your heart to God in prayer and ask for a renewal of your mind.
ReplyDeletePlease return what you stole anonymously and pray fervently for God to deliver you. It is well.
ReplyDeleteI think you should visit her at home privately and go on your knees and beg her
ReplyDeletePoster, I understand your plight. Stealing for some, if not for most, is regretted almost after stealing. It only goes to show that most times there are negative forces encouraging such habit. My advice is that you should secretly return the money the same way you stole it and make a conscious effort to stop. Please visit Omega Power ministry( OPM) in port-harcourt for total deliverance.
ReplyDeleteDon't confess but let this be the last time you will ever steal from anybody. Always tell yourself that you are contented whenever the urge to steal comes up.
ReplyDeleteKiss your work good bye once you confessed..
@ Poster please follow this advice.
DeleteThe best advice.
Go and sin no more.
You go alright las las.
We have all shades of people on this blog. Stella, we get thief oo!! We have read so much here.
ReplyDeletePoster, you better seek God’s face quickly. Back it up with fasting!! Consider yourself jobless after the confession. Everyone in that office will know. If l were you, l will resist the urge to steal because sooner or later you will get caught. Yep!! Someone will decide to put a small camera in the office. Stop thieving oo!!
Poster, it is well with u. That's all I can say. May God help u.
ReplyDeleteIt is not well with her oo, hian, a beautiful thief..
DeleteYou sound like a smart thief... So smartly drop whatever you stole where someone will see it and give it to her.
ReplyDeleteDon't confess to her because it might backfire and jeopardize your job.
Trend carefully!!!
oshey my dear. plsssssssssssss just return what you took the way you took it. dont confess to her pls except you have truly accepted Jesus into your life becos the disgrace will me much trust me.
DeleteI love the fact that you know you have a problem.... Identifying the problem is the first step to possible solutions. Don't confess to her that ure the one because she might spill and use it against u. Just find a way to drop it back.(the person you stole from might be diabolical oo, so please don't call it a bluff)
ReplyDeleteI used to steal but since I gave my life to Christ, I have stopped.
ReplyDeleteNobody preached to me. I just prayed and asked Jesus to save me and he did.
I read my Bible especially New Testament; the very teachings of Jesus in the gospel.
One of his teachings is fasting as recorded in Matthew 6. It is necessary to discipline the
flesh; see Galatians 5:19 -one of the works of the flesh is greed and that is what is
working in you. So it is not just being saved but you've got to work out your salvation by
diligently following the teachings of Jesus.
Recently, I was driving into a parking lot in a mall and found a wallet filled with dollars,
credit cards and other valuables. I took it and drove straight too the police station (not in Nigeria)
and handed it over. With the drivers license, they traced the owners address and delivered it.
That is the change that Jesus can make in someone's life.
So dear, Repentance and confessing to God is the first step, other things will follow as the Spirit of God leads all
the children of God. When Jesus changes your life, you are new.
Look at us giving you advice on how to go free, Lai lai, you must be exposed oo. I am just imagining the embarrassment, that's if your co-worker is right.
ReplyDeleteAdanna I noticed that you are so judgmental
DeleteIncluding you baby girl...is in everyone of us, whether you do it in your mind or openly, baby girl all na the same. Me I dey talk my own 'IF' I wan talk, but no be say I be saint kwanu.
DeleteNow you got my attention, have a beautiful Thursday.
I changed my mind...lol
ReplyDeleteFind a way to put the money back or drop it with a note 'returned theft money' lol, but make sure your writing is different on the paper.
Ehhe, infact you are smart enough to thief, you should be smart enough to figure it out, 'namsense'
We also had a thief in our office, one day we went to lunch with ma other collegues living hr in he office and I left R800 inside ma bag. I cam back and met R700. I asked her if she took some money in ma bag maybe she wanted to buy something and she said no. I just went and reported her to our supervisor and she was called, she just said she will pay me back month end, she is sorry. I was like.....u culdv told me this before I even went to the supervisor. She really paid me and said she needed the money and was ashamed to borrow and we continued like bfre oooo
ReplyDeleteYou are a nice person.
Delete(sic)...anon u don't have to come after me,ma phone dey fuck up.
Delete@17.15 we already knew she's a thief in our office and apart from that she is a very nice person.
Don't confess to the lady. I repeat don't confess. She will tell everyone and disgrace you and you will lose your job. Pray and fast and visit a shrink but don't confess. Next time try to resist the urge of stealing. It is well with you.
ReplyDeletePoster I think you should turn to God and bare your heart unto him, tell him to take away the urge to steal from you. Just as you are addicted to stealing, some people are addicted to porn, masturbation, drugs and different other vices but I believe God can take away whatever you decide you don't want anymore in your life.
ReplyDeleteThis one erigo m onu.
ReplyDeletePlease use style and Return what you stole ooo, and go for delivance.
ReplyDeleteJust to return the money back with a written note, please and please don't take nor touch what does not belong to you.. Pray for mercy and repent!
ReplyDeleteI once stole while i was in secondary school due to hunger and i was caught, the embarrassment was out of this world, at my small age i knew i had fallen my own hand and i felt very belittled.
ReplyDeleteI vowed after that day never to take what does not belong to me.i made a decison never to put myself in such a situation again and after over 20 years, i am still standing tall.
I have worked in a financial institution for almost 15 years now and i have never done anything unethical, in short my nick name is madam integrity.
Thank God mine happened when i was young and i learnt my lesson.
Beautiful poster, give yourself brain, cos when you are finally caught, you will be well disgraced, embarrassed and finally sacked, you will learn the hardest way. These dayz of social media,your pictures would be everywhere.
Go for deliverance before you meet your water loo.
ReplyDeletePlease,don't confess to her but pls return what u stole.
ReplyDeletePoster.....This is a serious wawawuuuuu........
ReplyDeleteJejely return what you stole before casala burst........hmmmm
D last time i checked,thieving was an occupation.
ReplyDeleteDo not confess!!!! Find a way to return what you stole and keep it moving. The lady is just making mouth. She knows NOTHING!
ReplyDelete