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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post




Beans..
Egusi soup

124 comments:

  1. Jollof rice, I can't like that food in my life, I give up trying to like it




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Tuwo. Anytime I try eating it, vomit dey always catch me

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    2. Swallows aside Eba in fact I have not eating fufu before.i have tried so hard to eat pounded yam and semo cos of the way people hype it but I can't, I will rather take only soup and leave your swallow for you.

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    3. Corn maize. Automatic malaria go just show

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    4. Fish nauseates me

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    5. Which one be corn maize, choose one now
      and when did corn start causing malaria?
      Abegi what brand of weed did you smoke?

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    6. 23:41 Oshogbo weed

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    7. Ukwa, no matter how hard I try, it's still bleh

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    8. I loooove tuwo shinkafa! When I was in primary school, there was this Hausa woman that sold it...clean, fat, very jovial and motherly. My mom buys it for us from her then. Chai! Memories 😢

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    1. Chai, Yam and egg sauce is bae. Add tomatoes, atarodo, carrots, ugu leaves and plenty onions to the egg sauce. Choi, I fit chop am sotey come faint for where I dey chop am because of overload.
      Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  3. Beans
    Cooked unripe plantain/yam
    The list plenty

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    1. Abeg wetin beans do una?
      Abi beans embarrass una with those unannounced releases from the rear valve?





      Sure Stella no go bomb me?

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    2. Cooked unripe plantain me too. I will never like it. Even if you like put all the dried fish in porridge I won't still be a fan. Beans too.

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    3. All the haters of beans including Stella, let me teach you how you can begin to like it if you mean black eyed beans. Soak it in water in the fridge overnight. peal off the back. Cook it with crayfish/palm oil/tomatoes/markerel fish. I go sweet well well. I used to hate beans but I discovered that all its problem (ahu as in release) lie in its coat/back.

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  4. All these girls will soon go;
    Shawarma, Pizza,Omelette bla bla bla

    You no no say na piple wey no see grandnut shak garri o!

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    1. You are a moron. In your bid to drag the girls here you just expose your idiocy.
      Which girls will say they don't like the foods you listed up there?
      Did you read the question at all or you read but didn't understand?
      When they say go to school, U will be fu#king upandan.
      Go look for an interpreter to read and interprete for you in your native language. Eranko.

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    2. 18:53 Lmaooooo kukukiiheemorheh

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    3. @Anon 18:53
      You wey understand am come yarn dust?

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    4. @18:53
      That is exactly what the anon was talking about. You just concluded that every person must like those foods. I don't like them except omelette and the fact that you do does not make them special. It's possible you've never seen any of those foods.

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    5. I don't like anyone those things mentioned 👆 up there anything that has ketchup or mayonnaise count me out

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    1. Unripe plantain porridge, pizza, owo soup. I just can't like thme no matter how hard I try.

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    2. @Sharon
      Do this; peal the back after soaking it in water overnight and you will like it when cooked.

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    1. Aha, I said it up there.
      If you ask am wetin be sharwarma, she go say
      that thing wey dem dey use flour and sugar/egg make.

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    2. My phone is saying 7:02 instead of 6:02.

      I will leave it like that.

      I hate ugwu soup that does not draw . I also don't like beans

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    3. Moronic anon,go and kill yourself. I also dont like sharwarma. I only started liking pizza after i had my second baby and yes i never use to like it. I also dislike unripe platain.

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    4. Yori please what is ugwu? Is it no longer "ugu"?

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    5. ugwu means mountain (of sheet)

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    6. I don't like starch, coupled with the fact that my father in-law uses it to make his clothes stand, making him look proud(aruga)....... Lollll...........

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  7. Agege bread
    Ninth mile Okpa
    Abacha ncha
    Nkwobi
    Isi ewu

    ooops, I thought Stella said the food we like?

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    1. Agege bread?
      You must be joking.
      Give me hot Agege bread and better beans wey get crayfish. You fit slap me sef, I no go vex.

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    2. Person when dey sell cement never slap you.

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  8. Igbawari
    Iho

    Do you know these foods?

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    1. Anonymous 18:12 Choi, Nsukka deje

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    2. Are you sure you're Idoma?

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  9. Ukwa. I just can't. But learnt how to cook eet

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    1. "how to cook eet?" sic
      This ya English dey sound like isi ukwa wey fall from up tree.
      You sure do not know how to cook IT.
      Even if we convert ya yarn to pidgin im no gel. Wetin?

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    2. Madam 'sic' wehdone ma
      When I saw all those anonymous yabbings, I knew you were present here. As I scrolled down I saw your comment with your blog id. Kwantinue

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    3. Madam "sic" monitor
      Thank you. Sure you know that that your "yabbings" is not English.
      Make you no go write am for WAEC come get f9
      If English hard, nak am for pidgin

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  10. Anything with onions.

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    1. But you like everything with cucumber?

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    2. I'm a guy oh, if youre confused.

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    3. "youre confused?" sic
      Guy wey be guy, you get hole?
      No be say you wear trouser mean you be guy
      Looks like YOU ARE confused.

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  11. You can never convince me to eat egusi soup.

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    1. Egusi?
      One of my best soups. Although some people don't know how to prepare it well. I love it with a sprinkle of ugu mixed with bitter leaves

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    2. Awww Droyalty, egusi soup is bae with little you and bitter leaf. With hot semo or pounded yam.

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  12. Afang soup.

    With periwinkle, shrimps, beef stripe (towel).
    I don't eat seafoods except black catfish.
    Don't eat roundabout, Shaki, intestines, bedsheet (kikiki). Any nyamanyama meat part.
    You put snail in a food I run away from the dining as an Ada Ide that I is.

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    1. Mtcheeeeeew

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    2. Abasi ooooooo
      One of my best soups. Afang soup, edikangikong, white soup, editan, ataama, infact all our soups, I love them.
      All those orishirishi meat parts that you hate, I love them especially inside hot stew. Abaaaasi ooooo. Choi! Food no go kee me

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    3. Xp, u are not alone on that sea food. Even that catfish, I just can't Abeg.

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    4. It's okay. Let's say I'm picky but snail? Aarrgggghhhhh!
      Ben Johnson things.

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  13. Amala. As an igbo girl, i cant understand it.

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  14. Everybody just dey hate beans
    Them wake you up inside church and you come release boko bomb; patapata poooooooooooooooooh!
    as everybody come follow window, only you come remain?

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  15. Foolishness is when you eat beans and egusi soup and go to school in the morning.
    Who has tried it before?

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    1. Nobody.
      We are not as foolish like you.

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    2. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you're both not serious. See me laughing sheepishly here.

      But on a more serious note, why will someone combine eating beans and Egusi?





      *Larry was here*

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    3. @Starry
      That one wey say im no foolish, the thin don embarrass am before.

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  16. Pounded Yam and Starch!!! They are just too smooth and I'm never able to swallow them no matter how hard i try.

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    1. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
      Too smooth ke?
      OK, you love the rough ones like those garri wey get big big koko

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  17. Abacha ncha. ..Tried severally, just can't eat it

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    1. It's several times and NOT SEVERALLY.

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  18. Unripe plantain. I rather go hungry than eat it. Some will even do porridge with it. Oh no!

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  19. Pete,i just can't eat it, danwake, is terrible.

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  20. Hot water yam or yam pepper soup in fact anything yam I'm not a fan. The whole of last year, I never ate it.
    I also don't like draw soup

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    1. I've finally found my sole mate that hates yam pepper soup (Ji Miri Oku) like me. That shit makes me depressed anytime I come back home and realise that we are having it for dinner. I prefer to go hungry instead. The Hunger must be really spiritual for me to eat it.

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    1. I am not a fan of onions too. But I have learnt to eat sha. But it has to be blended or raw. If it is cooked, count me out.

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  22. As a foodie that I is, I love all foods. There is no food that I dislike. Them fit use food kidnap me sef.

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    Chai! I like food too much and the thing no come show for my body sef. I just dey shanko. Thank God say I tall small.

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  23. Swallow

    If we were meant to swallow solids,why do we have teeth?

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  24. Anything cocoyam and wateryam.

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  25. Egusi,pounded yam, unripe plantain, ogbono,cooked yam etc

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    1. But why you go carry rice fry
      carry plantain fry
      If we leave you now, you fry yam join for early mo mo
      And you say you get swag; afo bear swag?

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    2. Aww, swaggie, u don't like plantain? I have not seen or hear anyone don't like plantain. Even fried rice too? It seems I don't like food naturally.

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    3. Bread too. If I want to eat it na the agege own I dey like.

      Justyswt, I like food but I prefer boiled plantain.

      I can't eat croaker fish. I like titus die

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  27. beans,potato, nkwobi,cow leg abi na goat leg I don't like it, I have indigestion eating beans, and nkwobi the first time I eat it I throw up. The rest baby my food.

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  28. Unripe plantains... roasted oh, boiled oh porridge type oh, I just hate it.
    I also hate carrots and pawpaw I know it's not food per say but I don't like them. I can only eat carrots if it's inside salad or mixed with white rice or in fried rice.

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    1. Melt salted butter on boiled potatoes and get back to me on how you feel. Maybe you will prefer baked potatoes, really nice too with melted butter.

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  30. Akpu (fufu) and amala. The smell of fufu, the blackness of amala. MBA. I hear there's odourless fufu, still, I no go try am

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  31. Mio mio no matter what it is prepared with don't just like it

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  32. Mio mio no matter what it is prepared with don't just like it

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  33. Sharwama, pizza. My husband likes buying it and I have never eaten a whole full sharwama, I just taste a little and return. So whenever he is buying for himself , he will just get something else for me. Yesterday he had to get me lots of farmfresh yoghurt. Before i don't like oat, my mum and dad don finish me with the bush girl talk, for now i don't cook my oat, I pour hot water into my bowl of oat and cover for few mins and I take it with little milk and no sugar. And any bread with that black thing inside,I am not eating it, then my dad will buy oceanic bread with that black thing inside and I won't even eat it.

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    1. Lols
      My daughter picks out the black thing in that bread too.
      Funny comments.

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    2. But why ya husband dey perambulate street buy food; you no fit cook? You dey pour sugar for soup?
      Mmmmmmh see as I don nak grammar on top ya matter.

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    3. Madam that "black thing" is called resin.

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    4. Mrs gee... Your daughter and I na the same oo
      Anon 22:56,did I write about my husband buying food?
      Anon 22:57 . thank you, now I know.

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    5. Ohh!!! I forgot to write this too, I don't like masa at all.

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    6. @Anon 22:57 abeg its not resin it raisins...please check before doing over sabi!

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  34. Me, I'm a person who doesn't select food no matter what tribe or no matter how I haven't seen or eaten such food before. Infact, I like experimenting new things/food, but abach is a no no, no matter how hard i try to like it I just can't like it.

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    1. "abach?" why you come remove the "a?"
      Are you sure you did not remove the ingredients in abacha
      and expected it to be delicious?

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    2. Anonymous leave me hand ooh.
      Na abacha I write, maybe the"a" disappear bcos the thing no sweet.

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  35. I hate waina that hausa rice that they grind and fry looking like pancake tueh! Couscous too i cant deal

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  36. Snails, oysters, conch; Nope, not interested in these things.

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  37. Fried plantain and egg, nah no no for me.

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    1. Please tell me you're joking. How can you not like fried plantain and eggs?😢 with custard or pap that has ginger topped off with liquid milk? Oh Jesus! 😋

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  38. I can eat almost all food, mine is drink, any malt drink.The smell alone irritates.

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    1. I know right? In a way it kinda smells like cockroach.

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    2. Same here it snells like cockroach menh goshh...ukwa, beans nd amala with that yoruba soup that covers with plenty oil nd pepper... not me at all

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