Iya ibeji is back with tales to amuse and 'hold you for work'
I was chatting with a pastor friend and told me of this funny experience he had many years ago as an over zealous brother.
He said when he got born again he was burning for the lord but he lacked wisdom.One day him and his 2 friends went out for evangelism, they passed a brothel and saw prostitutes and decided to minister to them.
They started by telling the ladies that what they are doing is a sin and that the ladies should repent.
He said one of the ladies put her hand on her chest and said brother you are right.
But this isn't the place to talk about it.
Let's go to that corner, we don't want people to see us and judge us. She led the way and they "mumuly" follow her. The ladies took them to their room locked the door and started undressing, the brothers exchange glances. He said the ladies stripped to their undies and asked them to do the do.
One of the brothers busted in tongues.
Ashewo: Hold it, that one no go work here.
If una no pull cloth begin dey do, we go shout say una do and no wan pay.
We go snap pictures but am for facebook, make una go there go defend una selves.
At this point the brother knew it wasn't a joke, he went on his knees to beg them, but the other brother was quoting scripture, na there one of the ladies too begin dey quote with am.
He said the lead lady gave them 2 minutes to strip or she will start shouting and taking pictures.
He said na there the other 2 brothers Joined him on their knees, they begged these ladies for over 2 hours.
Finally they were told to stand up, the lady that was quoting scriptures with him told them she used to be a committed member of a church until she fell on hard times.
They were advised to stop going about embarrassing people, he said they were just nodding like children and saying yes ma. After every the ladies released them.
He said that was the last time he preached without wisdom.
Hahahaha I can't help imagining the situation. Preaching without wisdom gone wrong 😂
ReplyDeleteLols...
DeletePreaching gone wrong
This one go fit charismatic members.
ReplyDeleteThose people can judge for Africa.
I'm also a charismatic btw.
😂😂😂😂😂 this one pass me
ReplyDeleteBuahahahaha
ReplyDeleteServes them right.
😀😀😀
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeletepreaching without wisdom indeed
While in unilorin,that was how a Jw friend went for evangelism in an Alfa house.He said he told his partner that no one enters there ooo, but he wouldn't have that.
When Alfa saw them, he allowed them to start talking and he went in to release dogS.
He said they ran away and forgot their bags.
Chai, I was just laughing
Funny story. Lol.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteYes
ReplyDeleteWisdom is profitable to direct
Funny story
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is so funny
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is so funny
ReplyDeleteThe Bible said wisdom is profitable to direct
ReplyDeleteLol,very funny story
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo that's the thing with some christians. It's either they take evangelism to the extreme or they want to test God.
ReplyDeleteLoool..
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