Iya Ibeji Series -The Date That Never Happened.

As a student I played some guys and got played too. 

When I got into the university I was only aware of 2 private universities in Nigeria, so what that meant was that the university was the place were the Aje Butter and Aje pako finally got to meet and live in the same environment.


So on my street there was this house with strong security presence and big big cars. Curiosity got the better part of me and I asked about them and was told that one of them is a son to a Niger delta governor.

One day I was walking home one of them waved and asked to stop for a minute (their fence was short with iron bars decors, you know how benin people decorate their houses) . so I stopped (if na you nko governor pickin, I didn't even know the governors son, shey them sha relate to governor was enough for me)

Guy: Hi I have been seeing around the estate can't help but notice, you are fine
IYA BEJI: (For my mind) you are not so fine o, you look better from a distance. With all the oil money you can't work on those pimples
(The pimples on his face were huge men.) But who cares? 

IYA BEJI : Thanks, I live just down the street.
GUY: I know, so how about you and me go get a drink this evening. You know just hang out.
IYA BEJI : (For my mind) which kind soap I take bath today o, see levels.
IYA BEJI : that sounds nice

So we agreed to meet by 7pm, I got so carried away that a governors son was asking me out that I didn't see it as inappropriate for me to go to his house rather than him coming to mine to pick me.

Next was what to wear, nothing in my wardrobe seemed appropriate. So I asked my roommates and they were angry with me, this was because there was this cute medical student who have been asking me out for months, somehow he won my friends over and they have been speaking on his behalf.

They gave me strong reasons why I shouldn't go out with this "governors son" reasons like: you know they are womanizer, see their compound always filled with girls.
What if he harasses you sexually? Do you have the means to fight someone of that caliber?

Those were music to my ears. I wasn't looking at having a relationship with him, make e sha dey my profile say I went on a date with a governors son and plus I was excited as to where he would take me to. 

Na so I decked got to his gate and knocked tire. Those were not the days of GSM. Finally one of the security men came out and I explained my mission. He said they have gone out.

Then it dawned on me, he forgot about our date. This was suppose to be a life changing experience for me but it was the norm for him to ask every girl out that smiles at him.
I went home and cooked one big lie to my roommates about him being sick and stuff.

I saw him a few days later and he approached me again, toasting me and asking for a date,he didn't even remember the last one . For my mind I was like its either this guy is bipolar or..... Wait first o how are we even sure say this one sef na governors son with his big big pimples abi na errand boy wey them send follow governors son.

Anyway I declined his offer and decided to give the persistent medical student a chance.