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Monday, January 22, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post....

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They assume that we are flawless when it comes to speaking and writing English...

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78 comments:

  1. Miss Ess22 January 2018 at 18:03

    Business Administration! That we are not always business inclined.

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  2. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 18:05

    Ehe, all the girls; including runs ones go soon don read "law, Medicine, engineering, etc."
    Na whom come read all those;
    'Yoruba, Igbo, jumpology, archeology, runseology, Akwunakwuology, Ashewology,
    Those kinds wey go dey hostel for dunkey's years. You go finish 5 year course, dem go still dey second year?

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    1. Dietitian Nezz!22 January 2018 at 18:51

      Judgina...well done

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    2. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:07

      @Dietitian
      Where the judging here? Is it ghosts that write all those "anonymous night posts?" Don't you write anonymous night posts?

      Delete
  3. Mhiz A...22 January 2018 at 18:10

    Assume that professors should speak 'big' grammar

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  4. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 18:13

    The main misconception at school is that people don't know about "the runs course"
    the classroom na HOsTEL
    The lab na instagram
    The pen na iphone X or any latest one
    The duration na "as long as University dey open"

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  5. prettyPrisi22 January 2018 at 18:14

    I agree with you stella,i read English and literature so people think I should know all the English in the world me wen like pidgin die only if dem know say na d literature part na him Dey sweet me.

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  6. SUGAR.22 January 2018 at 18:17

    You must be so good in mathemtics.

    Me ': iffa hear!

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  7. AdeEsther22 January 2018 at 18:18

    What did you study? Science laboratory technology

    "What are you doing in a bank, you should be working in a hospital"

    😱😱😱😱

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:39

      Science dey bank?
      Lab dey for bank?
      No be for hospital lab dey?
      Wetin you come dey do for bank?
      Them go just paint una with make up line una up for roads make you go beg money.
      And na only tall fair ladies them go dey employ.
      If you talk say them dey use them do runs, na you sabi.

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  8. Olawealth Ui/Ux Mobile App & Website Designer +2347037210981 #AvailableForGigs22 January 2018 at 18:19

    What dju study?

    Me; mathematical science

    Ehhhhh, mathematics ke, you be efiiwe oooo.. Maths. You go sabi book die

    Me; 😒😒😒😒 shey kosi... Shey owaa alright.

    Mtcheew

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  9. Woman of Substance22 January 2018 at 18:20

    Apart from the general assumption that all lawyers are liars, as a female lawyer there are other things you go through. I can't honestly share my view without people having this notion that you're 'showing yourself'. When you politely disagree with a thought or an idea, then it's a problem. It's worse when there are men there. I guess they feel emasculated. Have a little quarrel with a guy you're dating and he's like 'I was warned about lawyers o'. Anyway I haven't been discouraged from saying my mind.

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    1. MomZ22 January 2018 at 20:05

      I can totally relate!

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    2. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 14:27

      Hmmmm my dear I'm a lawyer so I can relate,one yeye guy asked me one day, heard women lawyers are not always respectful I just pretended like he was not talking to me cos actually I don't answer nonsense questions.

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  10. Unknown22 January 2018 at 18:20

    What did you study.
    Me: Industrial Chemistry
    Them: so you make drugs Abi?
    Me: the closet I have been to learning about drugs was in my organic chemistry class, so No!!Idont make drugs.

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  11. Nigerian first daughter22 January 2018 at 18:29

    They say we're nasty whereas we're the most compassionate people on earth.

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    1. Unknown22 January 2018 at 19:58

      Yimu. Afi compassionate Nurses.

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    2. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 21:41

      Nurse Eliza... endangering the lives of her patients since 1880s

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  12. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202022 January 2018 at 18:40

    That I know how to shoot a gun... Lol







    #justjokingoh

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  13. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 18:47

    All those who study economics are stingy, now add Ijebu as my place i came from. Covers face*. Na when i comot Uni i realise the damage. Shet!!!

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  14. Chidiogo22 January 2018 at 18:47

    I know a certain lawyer, male. This guy can lie eh, the father of cheating husbands, he ll readily deny his parents and wife to achieve his aim. I pity his wife. He lies so comfortably that i am sure he ll pass a lie detector test effortlessly, he even lies unnecessarily but i know know some honest lawyers though. This one is just a chronic pathological liar, i once told him that the chemotherapy needed to cure his cancerous lying cells never come out. Lol nevertheless he is a great lawyer😀🙌

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  15. CHOICE 22 January 2018 at 18:47

    They assume we only "manage estates" or "buy and sell" lands. But we're more than that. Guess it's due to the fact that the profession (Estate Management & Valuation) has been infiltrated by quacks.

    We carry out valuation for all purposes,
    Facilities management & appraisal
    Plant & machinery appraisal
    Property investment consultations
    Project management & financial analysis
    Agency & more...

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  16. Chidiogo22 January 2018 at 18:48

    Physiotherapists are massagers or bone setters. Such ignorance!

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    1. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 01:17

      Wetin una dey do before,
      no be to set and massage; all kinds of massage; even b**bs massaging all na massage.

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    2. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 01:17

      So na operation una dey do?

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  17. Chidiogo22 January 2018 at 18:58

    What do you do? I work in a bank, i am a banker. I his/ her mind, " all these bank ashawos" mscheww. God help you if you're a lady and the misconception is worse if you're in the marketing dept. I have seen cases where prospective parents in law vehemently refused allowing their son marry a bank marketer. Smh. Yes, there are bad eggs but the good ones are there too.😋

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  18. Unknown22 January 2018 at 18:58

    That I suppose know why computers have headache and provide reasons why they should misbehave



    ...TAG A FRIEND,COMMENT&PRAY 4 SDKBLOG...

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  19. Dietitian Nezz!22 January 2018 at 18:58

    That i must be a gd cook!

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  20. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 19:03

    I said it!
    All the girls don read law for this blog today.
    Strategic marketing or marketing strategies?

    Even the ones wey dey bomb us with English tenses
    don study "English and literary studies?"

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  21. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 19:05

    I'm an accountant.

    "You must really like money" or "You must be very stingy".

    Really?

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  22. Vice and Virtue22 January 2018 at 19:07

    For a less than 32 years old man with three degrees, two Masters and a recently obtained Doctorate in Clinical Psychology, most people think I am crazy.

    They aren't farther from the truth but 'truth' is a relatively divisive word; a larger number of us won't know what the actual universal designed idea of truth is if it stood before us in its Adamic nature.

    Then again, 'truth' is dependent on personal interpretation...know your truth.

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 23:33

      Are you sure you aren't crazy, you made no sense up there

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    2. orela23 January 2018 at 19:38

      They may be right...

      You were over inclusive in your submission and at the end you derailed...

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  23. Golden sparks22 January 2018 at 19:08

    T:What did you study
    M:Yoruba
    T:Hmmm really(meaning simple or not too good course,sometimes I don't understand the hmm)
    M:what?
    T:Nothing

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  24. Tife22 January 2018 at 19:34

    What did you study?
    Me: Human Nuutrition and Dietetics
    You mean food and nutrition? You must know how to cook then... *rolls eyes

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:46

      "Nuutrition?" (sic)
      Wao! SDK blog visitors no go kii me.
      Which kin course be that?
      Okay, the one wey una dey submit breasts for "suchiing" (sic) to provide NUTRITION for una lecturers and aristos?

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  25. St.FranKooL....22 January 2018 at 19:42

    #If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing*

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  26. Yourshopper(For your shopping & Errands)0703032897422 January 2018 at 19:44

    People believe everyone that read Accounting and is an Accountant should be working in a bank!!! Hmmm....say wetin??

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  27. Nemerem22 January 2018 at 19:50

    You must know every every ( NEWS and current affairs, English too). Even the school didn't help matters, they made us take elective from almost all faculties till final year.

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  28. Mrs Sharon 22 January 2018 at 20:04

    Estate management.. U all are just caretakers...😂

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    1. BLOGLORD (MVBM)22 January 2018 at 22:54

      😂😂😂😂😂

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    2. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 00:09

      Yes, are they not caretaker? .. 😂


      DON™

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    3. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 01:19

      I wonder how persin go go read caretaker; no be to collect moni call police and evict?

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    4. orela23 January 2018 at 19:39

      Best comment... You all are just caretakers ..that got me

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  29. FINNY22 January 2018 at 20:06

    They assume u know everything.
    Iffa hear.

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  30. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:13

    Im studying dentistry so many people assume the only thing done in dentistry is extraction of teeth.. nothing more than that. So annoying. 😐😐

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:36

      The only other thing dentists do in Naija apart from tooth extraction is causing pain!

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    2. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:36

      Before nko, una dey brush teeth?

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    3. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 00:10

      Wetin again be dentist work?

      DON™

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  31. Raspberry22 January 2018 at 20:15

    Me: Mass communication!!!

    Them:No wonder u talk to much...
    Me: mstcheeew..

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:47

      So why do you talk too much?

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  32. Love.Eating.Pussy22 January 2018 at 20:36

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  33. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:41

    Me :I'm a teacher

    Them :Really? You don't act like one. You are too materialistic, you shouldn't be overly concerned about money na, it's a humanitarian service. Your reward dey heaven.

    Me:Shuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:10

      So why you come dey materialistic na?
      Make una carry una hand dey open una shanshi for this post.

      Delete
  34. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 20:41

    All these grammatical somersault wey you carry dey shoot us for this blog, so you jack English abi na pidgin?

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  35. Unknown22 January 2018 at 20:46

    what did you study?
    Me: Theatre Art
    So you can dance very well
    Me: Errrrrrrrrr if you say so.

    Job Interview
    What did you study?
    Me: Theatre Art
    So you want to be an actress why did you apply here
    Me: (internal monologue) I need money
    Me: (smiles at the interviewer) I love office work.

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  36. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 21:00

    Enter your comment...What did you study?
    Me... Economics
    You must be a Miser.

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  37. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 21:17

    Person - what did you study
    Me - psychology
    Person - ha then you will know how to read my mind
    Me - bros i said psychology not telepathy 😏😏😏

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:11

      Wetin the persin mean be say you read Oyinbo winchi

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    2. jelly22 January 2018 at 22:14

      Una no go kill person for this blog 😂 😂

      Delete
  38. Chyluv!22 January 2018 at 22:03

    Doctors don't fall sick, smh

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  39. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:06

    Them: What did you study?
    Me: Theatre and Film studies
    Them: Why are you not acting 'feem'?
    Me: Not again Lord!

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  40. That yoruba gal22 January 2018 at 22:06

    Person:What do you study?
    Me:Environmental health technology
    Person:'Wole wole' meaning you are just specialized in checking houses, especially toilets
    Me:yes, my concern is for your houses, environments and the society as whole to be cleaned to prevent diseases, promote health and improve the aesthetic of the environment

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  41. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:22

    I studied Building.
    Them; oh so you can draw a building
    Me; yes but I am not an architect.
    Them; so what do you do?
    Me; I supervise the construction, design structural drawings that have to do with compressive and telsile strength, I calculate and design the mechanical and electrical fittings for the house amongst others....
    Them; (completely lost)
    Me; there goes my 5years in ife.

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  42. Ol's Network22 January 2018 at 22:25

    Person: WHAT DID YOU STUDY
    ME: MEDICINE
    PERSON: AH, MONEY AND JOB SURE FOR YOU NA
    ME: NA SO
    PERSON FORGET THAT THING ABEG, NA UNA GATHER MONEY PAS

    ANUMPAMA

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 23:35

      Which "medicine"
      Aha native medicine as in dibia, babalawo or winch doctor?

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    2. orela23 January 2018 at 19:42

      Ols network...you are well sighted...our very own medic comedian /sokoto corper.
      Don't worry we molest the like button

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  43. Anonymous22 January 2018 at 22:43

    But this one is true... my bf studied economics and us from Ijebu. I literally have to tease to get him to splurge a little

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  44. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 01:04

    Medicine
    Then you go sabi book
    Me: blank stare

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  45. marriedchick23 January 2018 at 03:43

    theatre arts? so you can act? so you can dance? why did you goto study that? theatre arts na simple course na... lol

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  46. Anonymous23 January 2018 at 05:14

    What did u study?
    Me: Agriculture
    Ahh, but you don't look it!!!
    Me: I should dress in rags and carry hoe and cutlass?... 😒😖😒

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  47. Kathy23 January 2018 at 06:12

    Person: Are you a doctor
    Me: I'm a pharmacist
    Person:Ohh!you assist doctors in decoding their handwriting and give us the drugs
    Me:Wawu

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  48. Cassie23 January 2018 at 08:23

    What are you studying?
    Me: Law
    You: Wow! Iwe ogba! Please don't arrest me d-law
    Me: I said law besides, I'm not a policewoman
    You: Same thing d-law. You go sabi lie sha.
    Me: 😒😒😒 Not again! Ode! Errrrrmmmm... Lawyers aren't liars, we only economise the truth.
    You: see...

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  49. Unknown23 January 2018 at 11:12

    Engineering... You must be a tomboy
    Engineering: That means you never had any boyfriend in school

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  50. Godly mum23 January 2018 at 13:49

    I am an interior designer. Hmmm,only God knows how beautiful your house is,please ma,do you have the picture of your kitchen in your phone? They all assume you do peoples jobs in your own house

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