Lets gist about the crush we had that never was and why.....
I grew up crushing on the young lad next door but it never happened because he was the son of a rich man and schooled abroad and only came home to spend the holidays....Every time i summoned courage to go ask him why he hadnt toasted me cos we used to play games together and i felt he liked me but was shy....every time i summoned up courage to talk is when he would be packing his bags to go back...Chei!!
We were miles apart and this kept happening until we grew up and everyone went their way love wise..............We are still very good friends cos he is part of my childhood story but that crush feeling died down to brotherly love..lol
Yours?
There is a price tag for the most interesting crush story huh.
Alright people let's go there...You know how we roll right?
ReplyDeleteYeah...one love!
There was this guy I was crushing on in 200 level and we can so lock eyes, in church, after church, everywhere I saw him, but we always missed each other. My heart always knows the day I am going to run into him (don't know if anyone has ever felt like that). There was this day after church he was using style to wait for me, them my mums friend called me, by the time I was done, someone called him. I think we were crushing on each other for about a year without actually speaking
DeleteThen the first day we spoke was like magic, I was going to read, (I was in 300 level now,) was even gisting a guy friend on mine how I missed speaking to my crush that day cus I got I saw him earlier but as usual something came up and we dint talk, as I was taking he just parked in front of me, came out of the car and said hello, I swear I stood in that spot for about 30seconds without saying anything... my friend now said wunt you reply him and walked away. He got my number and asked me on a date same night.
I think I had called all my girl friends that day to tell them the good news, he picked me up by 8, we had dinner and just when we were driving back with all the butterflies in my tommy, I heard a sound... hmm.., rumbling in his tommy, ahh before I knew it... fartttt, one long fart from him, then his tommy made more noise, he was very ashamed, he stopped the car, there was no where to go to poo. Chei, I was just looking at him, after walking around the car to feel at ease, I suggested he leaves, after all I was at the school gate and could walk to the hostel, he thanked me and left, I am sure he pooed in his car lol. He called just once after that day and I never saw him again, we weren't meant to be I guess, hahaha can't believed all the years spent crushing was what lead to his running stomach.
Push up I vote u
DeleteHaha push up, if we are voting I vote u
DeleteThis kind crush shit
She felt I was "too small, weak, inexperienced", you know how girls mature faster. Always mocked me then we were perhaps juveniles and early teens. Stayed that way till we parted ways; they went ahead to live in another part of town.
ReplyDeleteMet her about two decades later, she was still single and seriously searching. She was really desperate and gave every green light for a hookup. But I was seriously in love then and preparing for marriage and a Christian.
Lol
DeleteIn Phyno's voice 🎼🎵🎤"Asa ahu gbara m boot aga m ako ya ako
Asa okporo" 🎼🎵🎤
🎤🎤🎤I came, I saw and I conquered🎼🎼🎼🎼. Lol🤣😂😂🤣
DeleteMy crush is out there facing his career, he says he will be ready in 10yrs time...lol! Lemme be crusing from a distance jor.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Joshua...lol
DeleteHehehehe. No time for Iranu!
DeleteNikky, my Adonis i met at summer lessons looking like ELba, RMD, all rolled in one with this wicked dimples when he smiled. I was all brains, black beauty and very shy. Had my cliche all wanting me to teach them, and he had his cliche trying to be macho. My heartbeat increased the day he sat in front of me and smiled that wicked smile and asked me to teach him some mathematical tricks before a test. I stared into his eyes and summoned courage to tell him that he should learn the 5Magic words and not think everyone is at his beck and call. Wtf...he exclaimed that who did I think I was? I packed my books, cattwalked out while you could hear a pin drop. Then I asked myself what all that was: missed opportunity or naivety. Chaii, he started toasting close friends maybe to get at me while I avoided him expecting him to reach out again. On the last summer party before school reopens that I thought we might get chance to talk or dance or even exchange numbers, I had to travel and lost touch. Did not accept his request on FB later on as I had moved on and not ready to test the waters mbok.I day dreamed about him then how I could ride on power bikes with him and hold those blooming 6packs and kiss those dimples. Hope he's not a BV. Can't deal abeegi
DeleteSharumi I vote for u
DeleteHad a crush on my children church choirmaster back then. I was so obsessed about him that anytime time I go for choir rehearsals, I will not concentrate. As he is busy sweating himself out to ensure that we perfect the songs, me miss 'crusher' will be planning our wedding in my mind. I will even picture our happy ever after perfect family of 5! The funny part is that while I am there daydreaming about 'us', this guy will start shouting on me, asking why I wasn't singing. The next thing he will embarrass me by either asking me to stand all through rehearsals or to sing alone and me I will be like "my husband, why are you embarrassing your wife like this nah" anyways, 'my crushee' eventually got married to my elder sister. Nothing spoil sha! At least him marry my sister.
ReplyDeleteAhh!!!! See risk o. Tell me say you never dream of nacking him even as he don marry your sister.
DeleteLol
DeleteLol @ "my husband, why are you embarrassing your wife like this nah"😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteAhahahh.... Lwkmd.
DeleteIve not read other stories o. But i like this. Leme go and read first before i vote
Hahahahaha.
DeleteHmmm, but this is risky cha ohh.
You know the mind might fall into temptation sometimes.
The Lord is your strength.
Lol @ my husband... who dash you
Delete😂😂😂😂, hope you weren’t married while day dreaming about him.
DeleteHehehe. You have my vote
DeleteAh BettyO, I didn't expect the ending😂😂😂😂
Delete1 vote from me.
😁😁😁😁😁
DeleteThis is really funny. Lmao😂😂😂😅
DeleteI vote you
DeleteLol. This is funny. Betty O has my vote.
DeleteShort and funny story. I give you all my votes dear
DeleteI vote u
DeleteLMAO.
DeleteI vote.
U have my vote Betty
DeleteBetty o, u have one vote from me mbok.
DeleteBettyO you have my vote, that ahhh my husband why are you embarrassing your wife wan kill me with laughter.
DeleteYou have my vote
DeleteLol
I vote you
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteYou have my vote dear.
I vote for you
DeleteMy crush turned out to be a seminarian and later became a priest.i never even got to talk to him.
ReplyDeleteRemember him in your prayers
DeleteBack in junior secondary school, my friend was eyeing a particular senior student and was always doing notice me whenever he is around. Last last he wrote her a love letter. All these 'i pick my pen from the basket of love' kinda letters and ended by saying he couldnt wait to give her a peck when she agrees to date him.
ReplyDeleteNow my friend was a 'jew' girl from a strict deeper life background so she looked up to me for inspiration as a badoo that I is. She showed me the letter and said she was going to accept to be his girlfriend but she didnt know if she should accept the peck or not. Me I didnt know what a peck was and I didnt want to fall my hand either so I told her not to accept the peck so he doesnt take her as a cheap girl. The mumu girl went and told the guy that she doesnt want his peck since her father was a big man and can afford to give her as many pecks as she wanted. The guy avoided her till he graduated. We almost laughed our heads off the day we discovered a peck was simply a kiss on the cheek!!!!
Hahahahaha, ohmygush.
DeleteIgnorance na disease.
Stella and Beloved, I asked the other day if a person can vote for more than one person or it's one man one vote.
DeleteBut no answer.
U have my vote
DeleteThere was this half cast guy i had a crush on when I was in my teen. Everyday when I close from school I'll hang around his house just to have a glimpse of him he was such a handsome guy still is coz I see him on TeeVee and see him hosting entertainment show.I even took interest in basketball just to see him at the court because he plays with his buddies 2-3times a week.
ReplyDeleteAll those years he didn't say more than Hi and hello to me. I try to overcome my love or should I say obsession when I saw his super model girlfriend.
Although I have moved away from that area but I still laugh at myself when I remember those day I stayed under the sun and get soaked by the rain coz I want to have a glimpse of him
Eyah pele
DeleteI had a crush when i was 17 . He was the most handsome man on earth to me . I wrote his name with mine codely inbetween my books in school. I could just get lost thinking about him. N he never notice me. His mom always called me her daugther inlaw. You know when a parent like a particular girl n tease her of being the son wife in future. Unkown to her I was crazy about this guy. Then there was a school picnic and I was in attendance. For the very first time he notice me. We chated for a long time. When it was time to leave, he gave me a kiss. I felt my heart jump off my chest. It was magical. Then the previous year I left for school in another state and met a guy. Had my first boy friend and he was a Christian and was very gentle. We smouch alot but no sex . He said he wanted me to stay a virgin . When I return home for holidays. I met my crush again and I was an expert kiser by that time . I lure him into a quiet place and we kiss and smouch. He tried to force me into sex and I refused. He insisted and almost raped me . I ran out of that place and the crush i had for him faded. He became dirty and ugly in my eyes . I started seing my then boy friend as an ideal man. Till today,tho we still talk ,he looks dirty and ugly in my eyes .
ReplyDeleteI was enjoying your story till I got to the part of him trying to force himself on you. Some men sha. Hope he did not succeed with other girls.
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DeleteI had a crush while I was still in the university, we were both Staying in thesame hostel, the guy is a hot yoruba demon with beards,infact I cum eachtime I see this gUy,so one fateful day the guy told me he will like to see me whenever I'm free, yee I was so excited girigiri garagara I don wear nice short gown do love ttle makeup say today na today, I reach guy man room, sit down, na so guy carry bible they preach salvation, yee mogbe, I sha listen, he offered to led me to Christ, I told him I was born again o, after that we sha dey close sha, that was when I started to notice say the guy sef get body odour, chaiy eye clear straight.
ReplyDeleteCrush disappear body odour appear..hahhahaha
DeleteU have my vote
Deleteit all started in my secondary school, since Junior Secondary School 2, I had a serious crush on a guy in the other class(i was in Jss2 gold while he was in Jss2 silver), this guy was cute and brilliant, every girls dream in my class, cos of my jovial/playful attitude, people thought I was crushless(can't crush for anybody). Sometimes i wrote love letters, even if professors should read, will surely fall for me, but to put the letter inside his locker, was a problem (No wonder I wasn't brilliant then). I dreamt about him a lot, a particular day I was lost in thought/ crushing in my mind, at that time, the math teacher asked me "Laide what is the area of triangle", that day was hell, I couldn't say anything, the whole class laughed. Sometimes I did visited his class on the pretence of borrowing biro just for my crush to notice me. We were promoted to Jss3, but still not in the same class room. I then decided to get a frnd in his class which gave me privilege to visit his classroom, until i succeeded in becoming one his friends, I thought getting close to him, will make him toast me but rather, he toasted me in my dreams. There was a particular time he told me he wanted to give me a letter by break, my joy knew no bound that, I couldn't concentrate, I was after the break time period. Atlas break time came and i rushed down to his class and he was so happy to me, he took the letter and drew me to a corner and handed me the letter, I was eager to open it, he just said I should please give it to one of my close frnd in my class, he said am the only one that can give the lady in my class cause of my closeness to her and he really like the lady(Bimpe), he also begged to say about him to her. That day was the day I knew I could cry inside. That's was how I became Alarina(middlelady) for my crush and my close frnd. The lady turned my crush down and it really made me happy. My crush and i are friends on Facebook but sometimes do check on his picture, up till now.
ReplyDeleteOlaide ogunmola!!! You are a DUFF!!! Lol. But everybody is a duff for someone else.
Delete🤣🤣🤣, you can slide into his DM since you are friends on Facebook, who knows you might end up with him if both of you are single.
DeleteI mistakenly dropped my comment under someone else.
DeleteYou've got a vote from me.
Hmmmm you must be an Exmay just like I am
DeleteOlaide, if u both are single, message him and start a conversation. Who knows, your dreams may come true.
DeleteU have my vote
DeleteExmay??
DeleteI must say am a sapiosexual.
ReplyDeleteI easily admire human being intelligence before their appearance. though it should not be the only thing to look out for, but that's the way I am.
back then when I was a member in the church girls group.. we normally go for out door meeting and church functions to other parish.so I was an active member that like to be noticed as the best.*winks* hmmm I have to stay or mingle with the holier than thou group.. so one day like that I got a call that we had a meeting in the church, trust me nah as full time bizzy body weh I be,I rushed to bath and dress up immediately. so on getting to the church with my attention seeking cat walk and wide eyes seeking for notice . hahaha I moved straight to the meeting venue only to discover that is not just the girls but boys too.. hmmm fast forward to the meeting while it was going on I noticed that the guy sitting next to me had this love book in his hand and one tin like that just happened and book fell down. before he could notice it I have already picked it lol (bizzy body) I saw a paper inside the love book that looked like paper open it and to my surprise is a waec result. 7 straight A's and 2 C's.. kai I tuale for the guy inside my heart and start crushing on him immediately. I look at him differently and wish he was my boyfriend. After the meeting I could not wait to initiate conversation and he was cool and calm. hmmm he is sweet guy shaa. He accept to be my friend customers I asked for it.. As mumu wey I be I start showing him love as kwa lovers but the guy no mind.am the one send messages morning and night. calling him on phone even begging to go and visit him but he said his parents won't like that. But I kept on pushing refusing any negativity stop me..tatafos even carry mouth put but I no send.he never replied any of my messages but I nearly die for this guy matter. .One Sunday like that I was hoping to see him at the church as usual only to receive the shock of my life new that he traveled. . ghen ghen I nearly faint but I manage to go home .. I cried and cried but he has traveled i wished he kiss me goodbye or hug me tight before leaving chaii emotions was running wild... we never talk for along time and gradually maturity helped me get over that but we are still friends today shaa...The end.
Awwww, he probably wasn’t into you. Nice story.
DeleteComments ooooo, dis will be fun
ReplyDeleteplease my people even if my gist no funny abeg vote for me, I need Stella to say to me "treasures or whatever send your account number. pleas and I promise to throw shoki to the house .this is my manifesto
ReplyDeleteLmao! This is even more funny than your gist..,i vote you jooor
DeleteI vote for you too darlyn.
Delete*hangs leg on the wall*
Haha! This treasure o! If you share the money 80/20 with me I will vote for u
DeleteHAhhaha.
ReplyDeleteMine was a Crush that happened. Quite a drama filled story.. Very intense, yet so innocent. But today, I will be voting😁😁😁
Roll in your best stories, Brb!!!!
Never had a crush on any guy.
ReplyDeleteUntil recently I started crushing on the"wrong" person(hubby's cousin), jeez what's wrong with me? When did I become such a loose/cheap person?
I slapped myself to give me brain, no way.
Tried using all the negativities of him to see reasons why I shouldn't crush on him. His irresponsibility. The feeling would only last for a few days and return.
Tried every every, for where.
One thing is, I wasn't crushing on him cos of sex and never felt like sexing him. Just to put my hands around his waist, kiss him for so long until I cum. Nothing more.
I think he's beginning to code cos when ever I look his face there is a feeling I can't just explain and I try hiding it but it keeps showing.
He's trying to avoid me too. Damn! This guy. I reject such temptation.
What's sexing???
DeleteI reject this for you In Jesus Name.
DeleteIf he lives w u people, pls chase him away. You don't live with or stay around temptation, but you flee from it
DeleteI used to crush badly on Mikel Obi the footballer. I used to see myself in the stadium abroad with him and imagine how he'll deny to be in a relationship in public and I will actually cry o. We went on so many trips together in my mind. All this happened when I was in secondary school,Dont even remember how the crushing died.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you all know if it happened or not.
Let me be going
😂😂😂🤣🤣, i understand you perfectly. Before I got married, I use to crush on Denzel Washington and Morris chestnut.
DeleteMy dear, I crushed and still crushing on Mikel Obi. One of my friend from his villa (Neni) was having her trad wedding, am not so close to my friend as per to go for her trad a day before but I did that all for the sake of Mikel. I have gone places with him in my mind.
DeleteWhen I was in primary school, I had this crush that was my seat partner. He never noticed me and I was sad. One day, my mum prepared yam pottage for me to take to school, of which I was to eat it both for break time and lesson period. Fortunately for me, our teacher stepped out, I saw this as a time to express myself. I came out in front of the class and asked them if they were interested to see a daddy and mummy play. They all chorused, Yes! I said my crush will be the daddy and me the mummy. I brought out a chair and asked him to sit, went to my lunch bag opened and brought out my food flask knelt down like I see in the movies and said "my husband here is your food, he smiled and said okay. I was angry because I was expecting to hear him say "thank you my wife". He ate the whole food and I watched on. While all this was going on our classmates cheered us. Suddenly, our very strict teacher appeared in class holding a fat cane and shouted. What is going on? Why the noise? Why is the whole class disorganized? My classmates all started crying and chorused my name together even pointing at me. It is simi. Haaaaaa! Me too bursted into tears. She called me out and gave me 5 strokes of cane with punishment, my crush kept smiling sheepishly. My tears was uncontrollable..my food was gone, my crush didn't refer to me as his wife, my body was in pain and my parents were still going to hear of it(more punishment). The most painful thing was during break I was damn hungry, I was watching my crush with side eyes while he was enjoying his rice and stew(the aroma was killing), like that wasn't enough after school I watched him munch on his snack, with a smirk on his face. I stopped crushing on him that very day and requested that my seat be swapped which my teacher refused. Every time when I see him in school and I remember the scenario, I will just start crying, even my teacher was forced to oblige
ReplyDeleteHaa, Simi.. you were even a bold ‘crusher’😁
DeleteYou've got my vote.
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DeleteHahahahah, your crushing na mumuX2
DeleteLol..I vote for you
Delete😁 Chai Simi o.
DeleteI vote for you as this really cracked me up....
DeleteU have my vote too
DeleteOh my. Lol. So funny.
DeleteI vote for u simi
DeleteMy birth mate, u've got a vote from me. Cos this ur crushing is with boldness.
DeleteHad this girl in the neighbourhood I crushed on like forever. The look in her eyes equally passed a mutual feeling. I will often gather courage to talk to her but will end up saying something completely unconnected to my plan. One very good day when I thought I had it all figured out- right location, was wearing one of my finest tops, nobody in sight to distract us- instead of telling her how I felt about about her, I ended up like "Zara you don slim finish..you been sick" and then the whole conversation veered off the wrong direction.
ReplyDeleteLast last, the day I spoke to her was one day I never wished I did what I did. I for just jejely maintain and let us remain just neighbours and friends (no mind my yeye friends that kept prodding me to dare). I stopped Zara on her way out and then I went: "Hi, I've a message for you from my heart I've been meaning to tell you". She became curios then I continued: " first of all my name is **** but friends call me D". Then she went:"Please, stop na. I know you already and I know what you're about to say" then she poked my chest with a finger and just walked away.
Jeez, I couldn't even walk back to meet the yeye boys that put pressure on me...see them all falling over themselves in laughter. And right from that day I dreaded any chance of running into Zara until Uni admission took me away for good.
Most boys experience this, its like a rite of passage. One told me how he followed his crush to choir practice, she didn't know though. His plan was to talk to her after church but unfortunately it began to rain and so she hitched a ride with a church member, and he lost the chance to talk to her, plus he walked home in the rain and to add salt to injury, he said when he got home his mom started yelling at him for staying out late. He said he didn't know which was worse, the missed chance, the rain or his yelling mother
DeleteHilarious 😂 I I guess you were looking down and drawing circles with your feet while introducing yourself to her.
DeleteYou don slim down finish😳😳😳😳
Delete1 vote from me.
Lol @ you been sick 😂
DeleteHad this crush in secondary school that was always forming spirikoko. . We will spend hours talking and my friends will be happy for me thinking that things were going down,not knowing that 90% of the time he was preaching to me..I sha continued gisting with him hoping to one day win him over and get him to ask me out..It never happened..After we left secondary school,he will always call me,send me messages, everything still preaching and sharing one new word with me..One day he sent a mssg saying 'I wanted to tell you I love you'.Kai,I was so happy,I replied immediately that I loved him and I've always loved him for a long time and I'm finally glad he felt the same way..Bros replied me that he went for a church program and they told him to tell all his friends that he loved them because the word 'love' has been misinterpreted to mean only romantic feelin and even asked me if I was opportuned to listen to the message from the program..I just had to say I was in the program to save face..After then I locked up permanently,Jesus prevailed in the end
ReplyDelete🤣😂😂😂😂
DeleteYou've got my vote.
Lol, he did an 'Adele' on you.
DeleteDidn't enjoy this... In a bid to juggle your literal prowess with writing in comprehensible terms, you lost a reader.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteOne chance love..
DeleteI vote you..
U have my vote too
DeleteOlivia no need to be a rampaging Werewolf, ready to tear and devour anyone with a different opinion.
DeleteIt's a free world.
Have you noticed?
Let people breathe with their opinions.
If you don't like it,ignore.
Just the way people ignore yours.
Treasures or whatever. You have my vote oooo. You are so funny
ReplyDeleteToday's topic brings to mind Olanma's ''one missed call'' notification on my phone at 11:56am yesterday and the crush I usually had on her. We have a mutual friend, Blessing, and I thought I would get her through Blessing. I even had to take the two friends out on dates. I did everything to please Olanma including ''lending'' her money whenever she was in a fix (she always never paid back),but she was just good at playing with my feelings.
ReplyDeleteThen one day,in July,2008, I summoned up courage to ask her out. That day, I went to her house with the two pairs of slippers I bought for her at Meat Market in Gunning road, Abakaliki. After giving them to her,I proceeded to ask her to be my girlfriend. Na so I de sweat as I made my intentions known to her and awaited her reply. But instead of telling me that she would think about it, like girls usually do, she outrightly told me that she was not interested in a relationship with me. As if to further damn me,a torrential rain broke out on my way back home and I was really soaked me.
But that did not deter me. Her mother was operating a restaurant and I always visited to eat, even when there was enough food at home, just to catch a glimpse of her.
Blessing (she's married now),on the other hand, was in love with me,but I had brotherly love for her.I belatedly realized the seemingly innocent text messages Blessing sent to me had many hidden meanings. I was crushing on Olanma,just as a Blessing was interested in me. Drinks with friends, a visit to the beach,name it,but Olanma was not just moved. At a point,I became frustrated,but no matter how I tried to forget her, she was always on my mind and manipulated all my romantic expressions to her advantage.
For instance,sensing my desperation, she told me to lend her #4,000 for a PostUME form, which she never paid back.
I found myself comparing her with any girl I could possibly have a relationship with, and needless to say that she was more preferrable... because of her gait,carriage,height,gap-tooth,charming smile and dark complexion.She was the perfect picture of a queen and all I needed was for her to complete my world by saying yes to a relationship with me,but instead, she preferred for us to be just friends.
On 7th September this year, I visited the town she's currently residing and contacted her when I ran into accommodation problems and she agreed for me to stay with her until I sorted out myself. I spent about five days in her place and you can imagine the feeling of ''look but don't touch'' temptations I had to endure in her one-room apartment,as
my eyes kept straying to the pants and bras of different colours and shapes she teasingly hung behind her door.
My prayer was: ''lead me not into temptation for I shall find it myself,'' but the more I looked, the less I saw.In fact,one night,just when I thought the setting and mood was okay,I brought up the relationship talk again, answering many questions she did not ask me, but she looked me straight in the eyes and revealed:
''Brother Paul,I'm not interested in a relationship with you. Moreover,I don't have the intention of marrying from our side. I want to marry an outsider. Work is more important to me now than a relationship. I am not interested in relationships!''
For the past ten years that I've been crushing on her, that night really settled things for me. Imagine staying five days in a room with my crush of a decade, with my AMU erect and her BOOBS on full display, yet not being able to do anything.
Wetin even vex me pass na all those panties and bras of many colours she teasingly hung in the room for me to see and imagine things I would like to do to her.
You can imagine my reply when she called me last week: to lend her money for transportation to her base from Abakaliki. I didn't have any to spare and I told her so.
My mumu don do,abeg!
Brother Paul you have my vote! Hahahaa
DeleteLol..your Mumu don really do.
DeleteLmao.. If this is your story.. You've got my vote.
DeleteYour mumu don do true true.
I vote you
DeleteBianca Bruno
Another nice one . I love your story.👍🏾👍🏾
DeleteI vote for you o.. lol
DeleteReally your mumu don do!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteI felt sorry for u. Therefore, u ve my vote
DeleteI vote for u..so hilarious
DeleteAwwww
DeleteSee me feeling so bad for you.
Olanma showed you Mehnnn...
😂😂😂😂😂@her bras and pants of many colors
I vote. I vote
I vote for u Paul
DeleteI never knew what butterfly feelings were until I met him.
ReplyDeleteI always had a stomach upset whenever he passes by our street.
I would always go to our house gate to stand in my school singlet and skirt whenever I see him with the notion that he may notice me but I discovered he never did, even if just for once.
I made strategies to get to him, consoling myself with the quote that if "Mountain do not go to Mohammed, Mohammed will go to the mountain". I resolved to writing love letters. I wrote the first day and with all courage, I resolved to give it to him as he passes that day, but he didn't pass that day and didn't pass the whole of that week. My resolve was growing weaker and as the day passes, the yearning to see him grew stronger. I always fantasized us having a family.
At a point, I would act us as a family with my imagination. After two weeks of not seeing him, I grew worried, by then, I already have written so many letters expressing my feelings and the family I made up in my mind.
The day I made up my mind to go to his house was the day he showed up. I up my games, this time around, a stronger determination. I began giving him green light and finally gave him the letters. I almost died and resurrected the day I did. I remember clearly how my legs shook, there was this inner heat that wanted to suffocate me and suddenly, I couldn't talk why or who is giving him the papers, I just gave it to him and ran as fast as I could. The most hilarious thing about the letters being my handmade love designs.
I didn't see him again after the letters so I assume he was angry. Decided to face my studies but this feeling is what I don't have control over.
There was this girl in my street. We weren't in good terms as I thought her lousy and snobbish. She also detested me because she thought me a 'holy nwanje'. That fateful we had a problem that resulted to a fight, and since I couldn't bear her distasteful character, I wanted to deal with her. It began with a quarrel and before I could say Jack, I got a slap and we began to dig it out.
Was in the middle of the fight that he hit the door as a way to get us to stop the fight. We stood up, he looked at me and laughed.
That was the ending of a crush.
#Fiction
#Testingmywritingskill...lol
@ Greatlady...Didn't you show up for Literature classes??This is horrendous!
DeleteOh my world, this is the story of my life right now. OK so picture this, had a crush at 14years,followed him everywhere like a pet and he treated me like a little sis. Shortly after he left the country, always tot of him but we didn't communicate. Now it's 20years later, saw him two weeks ago and the crush is still there. we had a long chat and it appears we both feel something for each other. Lost soul..... This ain't a crush no more... Plenty water don pass bridge sha...
DeleteYou are good.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂 It was quite engaging.
DeleteI love your fiction, but there was a disconnect between the time you didn't see him again, the fight and how he suddenly showed up.
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Fair write up. Grammatical errors are cumbersome.
DeleteP.s...I am not the first anonymous.
Well done babe
Like I said one time, I've always been a weird kid.
ReplyDeleteI doubt I ever crushed on anybody.
I know I liked one fine, Fulani dude called Ali.
Man, them fine finish for their family - male and female,
But that was it.
I don't know if this counts as a crush story but I'd like to share it. It's quite long too.
Back in secondary school, we were like 6 girls in a class of boys.
I was an introvert and didn't talk much, except read my novels.
I had overheard some girls talk about a particular guy few times when I was in JSS 3 but didn't know who they were talking about.
They were crushing heavily on him because he was handsome, cute and very intelligent.
One day while fetching water, I saw some girls giggling and behaving funny when one dude passed and that's when I knew he was the one.
Even then, I thought them girls were foolish because I truly didn't understand what the fuss was all about.
A year later in SS1, my class had to use out physics lab for lectures because of space (we were many) and as usual, I sat at the back.
4 of the girls(day students) always sat in front, and the other girl- a boarder like me- sat elsewhere.
It was a math class and the teacher taught something tricky that I didn't understand and because I was at the end of the class, I didn't see what he was about. So many big heads obstructing my view and I was quite small.
After the teacher left, I went to the front of the class and asked those girls to explain the equation to me but they were so preoccupied with their own work.
The only person I saw who wasn't occupied was a guy and I tapped him gently and asked about the equation.
The guy turned and I saw it was that same dude (didn't even know he was in my class and didn't care) girls were crushing on when I was in JSS 3. He explained to me and I thanked him and went back to my seat.
Later that day at lunch break, I was reading my novel (Lunch break wasn't my thing; I'd rather read books) when I felt someone hovering. Thought it was one of them guys who sit close to me and didn't look up but then I heard the sweetest baritone say hi.
I Looked up and saw the fine dude smiling but looking uncertain.
I'm like, "hello?"
He said hi again.
I gave him this questioning look, like what you want?
Then he said, "I'm going out for lunch. Do you want something?"
I'm like, "no, but thanks."
Dude didn't know what to say or how to act. I went back to reading my book.
He said, "ok, I'm heading out. Sure you don't want nothing?"
I'm like, "nah, I'm fine but thanks again."
Dude smiled and left.
I went right back to my reading and didn't give him a thought till the next day, same lunch break, he grabbed a chair and planted his arse on it.
I'm like what does this one want?
He had this cute, disarming smile and began to talk about how I came up to him, bold as you please, asked him about the equation in perfect English, left and didn't look back.
He said he watched me through out after that, minding my business and reading my book, with no care in the world, and he was fascinated.
That's how this guy and I became friends o.
People would stare at us and go like how come?
I liked the dude right away and we were inseparable.
But my village people or my weirdo nature of not allowing anyone get close got in the way, and we became practically strangers later;
Liking each other but keeping our distance up until we graduated.
We met after school and the spark was still there.
He asked me to be his girlfriend but I was seeing another guy at the time and turned him down. Dude was so upset, and we lost touch.
He'd appear and reappear in my life up until 4 years ago and since then, no word.
I don't know where in the world he is. When his name creeps up in my head sometimes, I can't help but miss him.
So there, that's my story.
Forgive any errors as this stylist wants to remove my scalp all in the name of combing.
Awwwww...
DeleteI was reading and hoping that you guys are married or dating . I love you story and you have my vote.
DeleteThanks Sally but dude is literally a ghost;
DeleteNo Facebook, twitter, Instagram,... nothing.
I've even asked old classmates about him and no one seems to know.
I hope he's ok, wherever he is though.
It all started in primary school, he was the best in class and always comes 1st, the whole teachers praised him because he always comes top in all his subject, and I grew to love him but hate to see him around girls, even had issues with his sit mate (female) because of my love for him
ReplyDeleteThen the unforgettable happened, he farted in class and it was obvious he was the one, the whole class laughed and mocked him, felt very sad and after school when I went home I cried my eyes out, mum asked was happened I refused to tell because I didn't know how to place the story that was how he was mocked the whole term until we graduated and went to different secondary school. His younger brother went to same school with me and I kept asking of him until I grew out of love but made friends with him on facebook
Goodluck to the contestants.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Treasures.
Had a real crush jare,did many things and then their Mum(Irish) woman took them and disappeared. God, where is Bryan? If I ever find Bryan....
I was young and naive and I had a phone that barely had a Facebook app . I thought I was searching his name to creep on him and perhaps admire him from my phone but alas I posted his name as my status!
ReplyDeleteI died and woke up!! lol
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DeleteI vote for you
😂😂🤣🤣, very funny.
DeleteHehehehe. You gat my vote smiggle
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DeleteMy vote
Hahahahaha...........lol
DeleteYou have my vote
DeleteOmg 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
U have my vote too
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You got my vote
I vote for you....ha
DeleteLMAO... You got my vote too
DeleteMy first crush was my big brothers Friend, infact I didnt even know it was a crush at the time lol Choi I can still picture his face. He was so cute and had this soft way of speaking I was in love I was sure I was going to marry him. So every time he came to see my Brother I would lurk around and he was always so playful and friendly with me. Realised he came around a lot during the holidays until I saw him and my big Cousin who was vacationing with us and everyone teased her about dating him, he totally broke my heart. through out that vacay I was just being sharp mouthed and rude to my Cousin she no know why Lol
ReplyDeleteLol. 'Painment'
DeleteHe blesses us in his time, if a man has not clearly stated what he wants exactly, never assume. You keep waiting for someone who is not waiting for you, some people will keep crushing without saying anything until the so crush gets married to some one, if the crush is not looking your way, keep moving may be he is not the right man for you, if you beg for love ,you will keep begging for it for life.
ReplyDeleteOne cannot comment in peace again, Stella pls do something, anyway I vote for you jare @Treasure remember your promise sha
ReplyDeleteHeaven helps those that help themselves, I vote myself. Treasures for the win
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ReplyDeleteHahahahah......lol @block buster
DeleteLol! My mumu don do no be small! But no be only me na,many guys are currently in my shoes.Imagine,spending without getting the needed romantic succour. Well, I deliberately left out many things,but my desperation to win the lady's love left me prone to manipulations. But then we learn every day and,like Phyno, MI and Flavour would sing,I'm very wiser now...
ReplyDelete@Anonymouses,lol!
ReplyDelete@Becky Naka, na so na,lol??
@Iphie Dearie, yeah,it's my story: 100 percent real, but I deliberately left out many things, especially a Valentine's Day standup in 2011,lol!
@all those whose votes I can't account for and who made out time to read the stories and for the contestants, we go dey alright last last we don't go crushing on the people who can't reciprocate our ''infatuations''.
I met this guy when I was in secondary school....SS2 I think, dude was fiiiine, tall, dark, handsome....the complete package, rich too as a successful actor that he is. I watched all his movies and imagined myself in the place of all the heroines. We went on dates, picnics, movies, he waited for me to finish school and I willingly gave my body to him, he professed his love for me.....we finally got married, had kids, and our love continued to shine brighter every day
ReplyDeleteDamn! I got a very good imagination. My crush on will smith lasted two whole years....needless to say, I spent most of those years dreaming, daydreaming about him and watching his movies. I kept imagining new ways that we'd accidentally meet and he'll fall head over heels in love with me. My crush died the day I discovered he was married with kids...
That was my first and last crush
I had a crush in secondary school, we later became an item. He was my first true love. He loved me too even more than I did. We were initially friends in jss class as we were in the same class. Later I started crushing on him and then he 'toasted' me. He too had been crushing lol. We were young and innocent. We hooked up every Sunday evening and held hands while we strolled through the quiet streets gisting and laughing. When it becomes dark, we hugged and kissed and then depart to our various homes. On valentine's day we would exchange gifts.
ReplyDeleteIn SS class, we were put in separate classes. By now he had grown very tall and handsome. His long legs, His dark skin, his full lips, Sexy piercing eyes, baritone voice. He was all in one. The envy of girls in the school. They threw themselves at him but he was so naive. He ran from them. Most of the things we did, I initiated them. The first day I saw his d*ck, I couldn't believe it. It was very big, black and long, as HUGE. it's bigger than my hubby's own now. Kikikikiki. The first day we did it after our SSCE, I rode him like a horse while he gasped for breath with eyes wide opened in shock probably. I had read plenty erotica magazines like Tickles and something lovers. I also watched porn through the door hole of our student neighbour.
I loved him like crazy but at my young age, I knew what I wanted. We were agemates, I knew I didnt want to marry my agemate, he was a mummy's boy too and too gentle for my liking. I wanted a matured guy. I left him when I found someone else who was a few years my senior and very handsome(My husband now). He disturbed me for years before I finally agreed to leave my smallie for him. My first love wept like a baby when I broke up with him. He begged me for months. I left for school and we lost contact. Married and a mother now, I still think about him and sometimes sneak on his Facebook page to check on him even though we don't communicate. We are not friends on fb too. We don't have each others contact. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to f#ck him again. His fat and long thing flashes on my mind sometimes and I wonder what it looks like now but I don't have the liver to cheat on my very loving hubby.
Okokobioko
DeleteMy spirit tells me you will still fuck that guy this one you are saying his thing is bigger than your husbands own. Sha use condom when you are doing it. Pity the poor man at home.
I had a crush on a guy who stayed within my neighbour, I liked him so much, some of my friends could see through this. I remember one of his birthdays, I bought him a card, it contained some soft love words to express how I felt, anytime I plan to give it to him, my heart will fail. A month passed, 2 months.......anytime he was passing by, I'll rush to go get the card but my guts will fall me. Time passed and so did my like for him. The End:D
ReplyDeleteFirst crush, GCE exams, saw him walk into the hall. All cute and all, turned out he was a friends friend and classmate. All I could say was hi when we were introduced, i looked into his dark eyes and felt something just ticked, butterflies in my tummy, that feeling of being inlove swept over me, i ran to Facebook and yahoo messenger, chai! Added him, sent him love cards, mails started simple, used to get them from those love websites,then progressed to very romantic cards ....thoughts of you are always in my heart, chai.... I fantasized about us is love land with westlife,celine dion and backstreet boys songs replaying in my mind i was totally blown away! Finally told my friend how i felt about her friend she told me he actually asked her out before but she didn't really mind letting go if i wanted him, she was cool like that. Lost interest cos he initially didn't reciprocate and when he eventually did I had moved on, too many new crushes was even confused, coupled with his history with my gf. #suckerforlove
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is while I was crushing on him tons on guys were crushing on me, 1 in particular. I felt sorry for him, met him later in uni, he lamented i broke his heart, was sorry I did. By the time I had my 2nd crush I was about 15/16, he was way older, started crushing on guys older cos they were mature and smarter. This guy was cute for days, he was probably 28 or so. He talked so much about sex, it turned me off, but he was just too fine, and i decided to play along cos was already head over heals in love with him, many a times i would contemplate giving in, but my mums words about the direct relationship between sex=pregnancy=death kept me at bay! Lol. He later got tired of the dilly dallying and mentioned forcing himself on me, i was shocked and dissapointed, he also made mention of me hooking him up with my friends who were willing to give him the cookie, i then decided to stay away from him. Guy was crazy. He bumped into a friend and i, she was older, experienced n all. They hooked up though they never said, she later told me that he wanted her to feature in porn! and also showed her sample tapes, and tried convincing her to do it and said it will be sold outside the country! Like wtf! I told her to flee, he later relocated she said.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is while I was crushing on him tons on guys were crushing on me, 1 in particular. I felt sorry for him, met him later in uni, he lamented i broke his heart, was sorry I did. By the time I had my 2nd crush I was about 15/16, he was way older, started crushing on guys older cos they were mature and smarter. This guy was cute for days, he was probably 28 or so. He talked so much about sex, it turned me off, but he was just too fine, and i decided to play along cos was already head over heals in love with him, many a times i would contemplate giving in, but my mums words about the direct relationship between sex=pregnancy=death kept me at bay! Lol. He later got tired of the dilly dallying and mentioned forcing himself on me, i was shocked and dissapointed, he also made mention of me hooking him up with my friends who were willing to give him the cookie, i then decided to stay away from him. Guy was crazy. He bumped into a friend and i, she was older, experienced n all. They hooked up though they never said, she later told me that he wanted her to feature in porn! and also showed her sample tapes, and tried convincing her to do it and said it will be sold outside the country! Like wtf! I told her to flee, he later relocated she said.
ReplyDeleteBeloved reactions means voting right? All mine should count as votes
ReplyDeleteI vote BettyO
ReplyDeletestellz please let there be season two for this.... I met this post late....
ReplyDeletelovely story everyone..
stelz for life.... please let there be season to for this post....I met the post late....
ReplyDeletelovely story everyone....
Awon gud stories all i can see is sex sex sex ND sex!!!!! Mumu brother paul you hav my vote if u pass d gurl to me to wash her pant of rainbow and bra lmao!!!!
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