TWO LITTLE BEAUTIES COVER IN HOUSE NEWS
Help me grace in house with the faces of my lovely cousins Masu'da and Mafu'za. Love them like they are my kids. Masu'da calls me Aunty Special.
Stella keep up your good work my love for you is unconditional
What do their names mean?They are so cute....may God keep them...Saanu
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MADAM ABOKI SHOE
Season greetings my people
It's madam aboki shoe In za building
Few days to Christmas I had an argument with hubby, which resulted to both parties keeping to theselves, and I know he's doing his on purpose, so that I won't ask him, how far, if they have paid him so I can buy something's for Christmas, and I don't want to be the one to come down, ,infact he's been sleeping in the sitting room,I was looking for a way to make him apologize, that was when I devise a means, I tie rapper with nothing underneath, and started doing cleaning, he was in the sitting room reading one Yeye book, I climbed the chair facing him, while I back him and pretend to be sweeping cobwebs and I slowly remove my rapper, and I let it looks like it wasn't intentional, chai my trap catch him, he couldn't get himself again ,and I slowly bend down to pick my rapper and tie it back, and I carried on like say nothing happened my bobo couldn't hold himself again, his dongoyaro don stand, can imagine someone that has not spoken a word to me for 2 days, he now started acting nice, helping me to arrange the house, he sha apologized , as he was trying to get me in the mood ,and me sef don ready, that was when we heard someone knocking,na so the mood spoil o.
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Job Vacancy
Social media handler/manager to administer our social media accounts. You will be responsible for creating original text and video content, managing posts and responding to followers. You will manage our organization's image in a cohesive way to achieve our goals. As a Social media manager, we expect you to be up-to-date with the latest digital technologies and social media trends. You should have excellent communication skills and be able to express our organization views creatively. Ultimately, you should be able to handle our social media presence ensuring high levels of web traffic.
Responsibilities
Design and implement social media strategy to align with organization goals
Set specific objectives and report on ROI
Generate, edit, publish and share engaging content daily (e.g. original text, photos, videos and news)
Monitor SEO and web traffic metrics
Collaborate with other teams to ensure brand consistency
Communicate with followers, respond to queries in a timely manner and monitor customer reviews
Oversee social media accounts’ design (e.g. Facebook timeline cover, profile pictures and web layout)
Suggest and implement new features to develop brand awareness, like promotions and competitions
Requirements
Proven work experience as a Social media manager
Hands on experience in content management
Excellent copy-writing skills
Ability to deliver creative content (text, image and video)
Solid knowledge of SEO, keyword research and Google Analytics
Knowledge of online marketing channels
Familiarity with web design
Excellent communication skills
Analytical and multitasking skills
Mail cv to yncoorg@gmail.com on or before 5th January 2018
Applicants staying around Ikeja/oshodi will be preferred
Thanks Stella.
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RELOCATION SALES
I am relocating and want to sell the following items.
Wardrobe #50000
Elepaq Generator #45000
Pls anyone interested contact me on 09051228071. Items are negotiable.
Location: Iyana-iyesi Ota, not far from canaaland church (winner chapel). Thank you
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RE -SUGAR DADDY WANTED ASAP
Good day Stella. Yesterday I saw the comments about my post, I
know the decision I'm taking is wrong and not justified but like I
said I'm tired of being broke. Stella is it not better I give the kin
tohtoh for money than for free. Everybody is talking cos I came out
openly with my request meanwhile they are doing worse things in
secret.
If I beg them to each give me 1k 1k now, na them go still give
excuse and shift, so everybody please face front and don't carry my
matter on your head except u're willing to help. Thank you.
*Your village people don get your address right?
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Wardrobe for 50k is too expensive
ReplyDeleteMayb it has ac inside........ Kikiiki
DeleteNo, it converts used clothes to Gucci and Prada. The owner never ready to relocate
DeleteNa real ac inside.
DeleteThose kids are cute.
That's even the price of brand new one. My neighbor recently bought an elepaq generator of same capacity from Jumia @49900 and u are selling that used one for 45k??? I don't know what u ppl take us for sef.
DeleteWhere is lady bug sef? Show face babe, even though u bug a lot.
DeleteYou they mind am he never wan sale the property, when I'm ready we go knw
DeleteThe one annoying me is the used generator for 45k. Like seriously??? You never ready
DeleteLol. Y'all got no chill oh. See me pitying the seller sef.
DeleteWhen I can get that wardrobe at partaker for 25k. When he is ready to relocate e go sell am
DeleteSDK lovers na mumu na e don see us finish. Lol
DeleteThe wardrobe contains a pathway that teleports you to any location in the world
DeleteAnon @ 17:06, u re very funny . Hahahaha
DeleteIHN don land
ReplyDeleteStella enjoy your vacation
Work hard,ball harder!!! Oshey 🙌
Send us your vacation pics...RME 😎
Yes o she need am
DeleteHi
ReplyDeleteSmh @ sugar daddy huntress. Go and get a job madam. I'm a student btw and I have a small job I do. It pays 10 monthly but Atleast it helps me alot! . Mtchèw
ReplyDeleteGod bless you jaree
DeleteSo 2 weeks ago, I was lying in bed and watching a movie when all of a sudden I became super dizzy. My eyes was turning me to much that everything in my room started to go upside down. If I open my eyes, I could see my room moving in circles and I was so scared I shut my eyes. At the same time, my stomach was seriously hurting. I was so scared as I have never experienced such and i began screaming blood of Jesus. Then I felt a strong urge to vomit and poo simultaneously. I struggled to get a container and I vomited a little in it. I didn't poo. As soon as I threw up, I felt very ok and my eyes wasn't turning anymore. I slept, woke up, checked Google for the symptoms and it was food poisoning. I ate different things the day before actually. I couldn't go to the hospital as i felt fine and since then, I have been eating home made food. Anyone ever had food poisoning? What was the symptoms like?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm
Deletelonger throat
DeleteSevere headache, vomits and poopoo are symptoms of high blood pressure and Kidneys problem. You should go see a doctor.
DeleteMumu anonymous 14:37, did you see severe headache among the symptoms mentioned by the poster? That is how you people will not read and comprehend before replying nonsense.
DeleteLast IHN for the year 2017. Thanks to all BVs, let's do it all again in 2018
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
I greet you all.
ReplyDeleteI want to use this medium to salute the paramount ruler of EFIK OBURUTU KINGDOM, HIS EMINENCE @EDIDEM EKPO OKON ABASI OTU V, THE OBONG OF CALABAR AND GRAND PATRIARCH OF THE EFIK KINGDOM
@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE
You are just so dumb and stupid. Does your obong or any of his chief read in house news? You cannot greet him on your social media pages and tag him or his office? Itibolibo. It's only to bring fake gists that you know
DeleteSdk enjoyment minister
ReplyDeleteMadam Aboki shoe walahi you and your hubs na the real deal.
Na so
DeleteI don laugh scatter. Madam Aboki shoe...you is a case. Keep it up!!!
DeleteLast Ihn in 2017.... Merciful God nagode, daalu, ese pupo, Merci.
ReplyDelete🙌🙋
Life's what you make of it, You Can wake up every morning, being miserable, with a big Chip on your shoulder, thinking the world owes you everything, a home, a job, a living, a roof over your head and food on the table, and here's betting your day, is going to be a long, chaotic one, with turbulence, and confrontation , , Or you can wake up, give thanks for the opportunity to enjoy another day on God's green earth, then go out into the day, with a Positive attitude, and outlook, and make the very best of any and all opportunities that present them selves, treat people like you'd like to be treated, with respect, honesty, humility. Remember, it's all in the approach you choose to Take.
ReplyDeleteSeasons greetings to us all, may this season bring new testimonies into our lives.... Amen.BTW,pls who knows about INSCOL?i hope they are not fake?
ReplyDeleteLol@madam Aboki. You sabi your man well well. Bad babe.
ReplyDeleteYou want sugar daddy, enter road for night naa, or hang around clubs, abi u see sugar daddy here?
ReplyDeleteGo where they will use buruntashi fuck you well n pay u.
Hahahaha 😁,this your comment cracked me up
DeleteGbam
DeleteSugar daddies dey here already. Stay there dey talk shit💩!
DeleteWow!! Last in house news for the year.
ReplyDeleteThere's this huge, ugly old looking lizard that always comes to my window, prolly tryna get in or something.
ReplyDeleteEach time I go outside to chase it away with sniper, it runs away without me even getting close. This has been happening for a week now.
Any idea what this means? Cos it's beginning to freak me the fuck out
It means you should give your life to Christ and stop being afraid of creatures.
DeleteHahahahaha. My dear, freak the fuck not. On twitter, one peacock handle guy gave a testimony of how a black bat entered his house. Its amazing how a bat of all animals can enter ones house. He eventually killed the bat though. You see the spot where the lizard likes to stay by your window, go there and spray sniper on the spot. This should keep the lizard away. Or find out what lizards eat, mix with some rat poison and keep it at the window spot.
DeleteHaha, Mrs aboki, you plan your husband well well...
ReplyDeleteEnjoy urself Stella,u really need it,God keep u safe
ReplyDeleteHow do married couples exist in the same house and "not talk to each other for days?"
ReplyDeleteI am married for more than a decade and have never experienced such. In fact, the challenge we have is that we have too much to talk about such that we don't have time to exhaust it before he goes to work.
Thank ur stars!
DeleteSome ppl are PhD holders in keeping malice.
I dated one girl like that some yrs back, she'd just wake up and decide to be mute, meanwhile we talked, played and lashed the night before oh, ud be wondering if its the same person. serious mood swings she has, and she'd remain like that for 72hrs b4 she snaps out of it. Babe is anythg wrong? No!
DeleteDid i do sumthg wrong? No!
Are you ok? Yes!
You can say that again...I have a cousin, she will start by saying 'I have not been talking to hubby for like a week now" and I will be like "Heee, how have you guys been coping". Very absurd...
Deletesome couple sha.
@14:43
DeleteIt is not just that girl. Any girl you keep living in your house without marrying her will feel cheated, time wasted.
Put a ring there, be the man. Go and pay her bride price and she will be okay. stop collecting sex without commitment.
thank u oo,i have been married for 8yrs and we can never stop talking to each other.its just weird
DeleteWe are grateful lord for the last IHN of the year. Good afternoon.
ReplyDeleteBiko, any ICT firm or good organisation in uyo looking for corpers? Can't comman be teaching abeg. As I fine reach🙄
ReplyDeleteSee this one, my dear you never see anything
DeleteMadam sugar daddy,are there no married guys in your area?
ReplyDeleteoya show me the way na, teach me how to go about it... i saw ur pics with sexy daddy
Delete😂😂😂😂😂which way again? I tell yu say I get sugar daddy?
DeleteIHN! See you next year... Hahahaha I can't believe that this hard 2017 is almost over. God bless my new year already.
ReplyDeleteI just came to mark registet unto last IHN for year 2017.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of your year everyone.
Happy new year in advance
Let me Mark register as well😁
DeleteI look forward to a wonderful 2018
My best 2017 movies-King Arthur: Legend of the Sword,Geostorm,Logan lucky,Baywatch,47 Meters Down,Undercover Grandpa,Baby Driver,Despicable Me 3,Dunkirk,Death Race 2050,Gifted,Going in Style,John Wick: Chapter 2,Kong:Skull island,IT,My Pet Dinosaur,Kingsman:The Golden Circle,Overdrive,Micheal Jackson: Searching for Nederland,Security,Rough Night,The Dark Tower,HitMan Bodyguard,The Snowman,The mountain between us,War for the planet of the apes,Valerian and the city of a thousand planet,Wind River,Thor:Ragnarok,Blood Money and most importantly What Happened to Monday.See ya in 2018.😂😅💆
ReplyDeleteI watched many of the movies you listed. I sure enjoyed them. Watched Boss baby, last week...damn
DeleteWhat wud it profit u if u hawk ur tohtoh for money n and up with disease dat money cannot cure.....
ReplyDeleteGet busy n stop being lazy
Go and ask Toke that question.
DeleteWhat do i do with it other than piss and mensturate? ofcourse im not stupid to eat raw
Stella did u travel to Switzerland?
ReplyDeleteLast in house news of 2017. God I thank you ooo 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃👏👏👏.
ReplyDeleteHappy new year in advance peeps.
Last IHN for the year 2017
ReplyDeleteGod has been faithful
Anu larigba 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
Last ihn for 2017.God help us
ReplyDeletelike i said before you are one lazy girl. oya carry the toto for head go hawk for traffic na. you will always remain poor if you have this ashawo mentality.
ReplyDeleteThe first traditional marriage I'm attending this yuletide. *Nostalgic*
ReplyDeleteMadam Aboki shoe, so the thing dey hungry you and you dey form.. Lol
ReplyDeleteI prepared oha soup with goat meat. Who want to eat?
Oh! I did not tell you guys that I'm a great chef?
If you doubt me, ask my ugegbe oyibo.
I want oh! My love for Ora soup and onugbu soup though. I think I'll make it this weekend
DeleteChike you ehen what of cow leg?
DeleteBia Chike, Oha Soup and all the negativity that comes with it has been banned from this Blog. Loooooooooooooooooooool
DeleteORIAKU Amanda Favour I will send one plate to you... Lol
DeleteBee10 mummy twins I used goat meat.
Lipstick are you our own Lipstick kelly? Why using plastic ID?
IF you want the oha come and take..
All I saw was "your village people don dey get your address right?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
ReplyDeleteLast IHN in 2017, may God make us all to see 2018 in Jesus mighty name.
This comment should better go through o.
So I meet IHN today...
ReplyDeleteMigwo o
Back to the chronicle of the unwanted roommate, I doubt anybody can be as mean as Nana. Poster did she use jazz on you, because I can't fathom where your brain went. Stella, I have my doubts about this story, I think it is a script. You say she's writing this to get over what she experienced....you shouldn't have shared with us na, you reading it alone is much cleansing for her.
I smell a rat. Gwaaad
Stella, why did you swallow my comment?
Madam Aboki shoes what is this? Mstheeeeew
ReplyDeleteGbam!!! Bringing porn to the blog. Mtscheeew!
DeleteVery irritating story.
DeleteMake me sef mark register
ReplyDeleteIt is well.....
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Yaself Iya boys, IHN well-come,madam aboki shoe kikikikikik when korkor go make Una finish wetin Una start oo...
ReplyDeleteLast IHN for the year. Like play like play,2017 is ending. Anything can still happen, God is still in the business of doing miracles.
ReplyDeleteLast ihn...yaayyy. Stella enjoy your vacation, you deserve it.
ReplyDeleteI mentioned on a post a few days ago that Arik air had refused to pay me a refund for ticket I got in February and couldn't use because the flight was cancelled by them at the last minute. I was on my own yesterday when my phone bleeped, lo and behold, na alert for refund from Arik air and I got a message from that; God is still in the business of performing last minute miracles. 'Ah' mean I wasn't even expecting any alert again this year not to talk of it coming from a source I least expected. For someone still expecting that miracle before this year comes to a wrap, just keep trusting God as nothing is too difficult for him to do.
Ok...I'm here.
ReplyDeleteHad a bitter sweet year,I know 2018 will be sweet, better,best by God's grace.
ReplyDeleteStella, please why aren't you posting my comments? If I am doing something wrong, let me know so I don't make same mistake again.
ReplyDeleteI thought this last IHN was to round up the old year
Can't wait for 2018, this year has really been tough for me.
ReplyDeleteWorst year of my life...mistakes dah will hunt me in the new year. I pray for grace to carry on
ReplyDelete@ madam aboki shoe, am I the only one who found this your story very distasteful? Don't get me wrong, I enjoy your previous stories but this tsk! The wrapper falling off abi you taking it off intentionally. It's well! Certain things are better left unsaid. What do I even know? Lemme come and be going.
ReplyDeleteLeft unsaid as per you know her or? Mrs Aboki shoe I loved/love your story.
DeleteBeautiful babies of in house news. See their sharp eyes. Kisses.
ReplyDeleteStella Kork...they are Fulanis I believe, their names are Arabic. Maybe they are Kwarans or from up North East. Masuda a colleague's daughter is Happiness, in Igbo is ANWULIKA(our wife to be is what I call her) and they'll be laughing. Clear skin and clear eyed beauty.
Mafuza I think is NCHEDO, the one that will forever be protected.
Kai nyarinya maikau.
I can imagine the laughter and joy they bring to the home.
Madam Aboki Shoe...Pele. That knock spoilt the mood even though your story is kworupt.
Sugar Daddy entry...truly, your village people are close. Go pray for yourself.
Be yourself. Be strong. Be good.
So you can do exploits.
It's a difficult world.
I can't miss last IHN of the year for anything.
ReplyDeleteJust observing.Last ihn for the year..Thank God.
ReplyDelete