This might be ''Assuming'' for some but for others,this might be a reality and if they don't,they end up getting beaten blue black..
I have heard of someone who was woken up to go and get pounded yam,it was poundo yam so she made it but she ended up with a hot slap cos the soup got burnt whilst she dozed off...
You wake up by this time to ask for Moin moin?You dey normal?
I really dont know if i will make the Moin moin if this ever happens to me.....
I won't, lailai. Except he is sick and indisposed.
ReplyDeleteThat husband who does that is wicked, heartless and inconsiderate.
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Even in a case of life and death;there are still options for some other things to take at that early hour..
DeleteThis is an absolute case of total insensitivity,selfishness and wickedness from a man to the bone of his flesh(wife)!!
Personally,i 'd just stand and make Tea for myself while i wait for the break of dawn..
A wife is a helper and not a slave!
@MARTINS ABOY
Il tell him I want to eat akara, since he doesn't have work. It can't even happen, for waking me up alone he will give me food to eat
DeleteMy friend has woken up to make indomie for her then boyfriend back in school, she's usually a mumu for love but when I heard this I was mad enh, that what happened na, can they wake their mum up to cook for them when hungry?
@Martins Aboy, much love bro
DeleteI know a husband that do something similar.
DeleteLike for instance, the wife prepared rice for dinner, he will come back late in the night and insist he is not taking rice, that she should go and defrost soup and make semo for him.
This is someone that said he wants to eat rice for dinner before they started preparing it.
Characters dey.
Anyways the couple are now separated. Too many fights and quarrels. And come to think of it, they were all "lovey and dovey" in the first 6months of the marriage.
@ Martin aboy,you wife will enjoy you ooo.
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1. Some girls/women will growl & bark never on this post but are doing or will do it.
Delete2. Some boys who don't even know what a steady relationship looks like much less being a husband will bark and growl that such a man is this n that.
Hmmmmmm.
Until it happens to you, honestly you don't know if you'll demand such or if you'll say yes or no.
My sweet husband cannot do that. I just can't imagine that foolishness.
DeleteI will only do it if He is 'pregnant'. En no well
DeleteI will go and start prepping it, not because of any other reason other than the fact that I know my man. If he's making such a request, then I won't hesitate because I know it's gonna be a matter of life and death
DeleteNo way. Except a sick person who has suddenly appetite
ReplyDeleteAsk him if you should run to a grapevine & make wine while youre at it.
ReplyDeleteThats the height of insensitivity. If hes known to throw a temper, my sister to avoid chopping slaps, go & start washing beans oh with tears in ur eyes & catarrh, maybe that'd put him off, cus hes probably lookin to start a fight!
Waking her up for sex is even wrong, xcept on her ovulation date, and ure TTC
You're always on point! As for me oh, I won't! Unless he's ill, even if!
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DeleteIf i hear,for waking me alone you are in big soup,my rules have always been don't wake me when I am sleeping,then a so called horseband wakes me up for something this insensitive speechless.even if na dangote be the horeband.
DeleteNatural progression from atheist to moron. So men can't nibble their wives ears or nipples to wake them for a good midnight rump, even if we're both getting up in a few hours, the man is a demon?? Wonderful!
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What are you saying sef?won wi ri o n wi ru..
DeleteI will ask him if he is pregnant. Beside that Slavery has been abolished.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha....
DeleteHorseband from hell!!!
I reject such man out of my life!.
By fire!
By thunder!!
Holy ghost!!!
Fire!
Yes I am shouting (!)
At 2am? For what na? Or are his ancestors coming to visit him At that time? Moimoi indeed
ReplyDeleteMoi moi at 2:30 am? I will ask him honey are sure you're o.k.upstairs? Or if I know him to be the aggressive type,I will just go to our guest room lock the door behind and continue to enjoy my sleep jejely. Moimoi ko,eberipo ni.
ReplyDeleteWhat if he breaks the door
DeleteHe will either have to go back to sleep, eat something available or kill me cos there's no way I'm making anything like moi moi at that time of the night
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteI dont have osban, na baby daddy i get
ReplyDeleteBwahahahhahahaah @tour comment anon. 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😂.
DeleteNo be only moi moi by 2.30am na banga soup, Oshi.....
I will turn around and continue with my sleep. very simple.
ReplyDeleteslap go wake you up
DeleteIf it's me, I ain't doing shit, slap me and then I will just jejely go to my father's house
DeleteWhat kinda insensitive, wicked man will tell me to go make moi moi at that ungodly hour?
ReplyDeleteIt's very simple;
Go make the moi moi yourself since e dey hungry you.
Or wait till day break.
Ok so what if the moimoi is already made and just needs warming up? Would most answers be different?
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Mina, that's different.
DeleteTo go make moi moi from scratch at that hour is a big No.
@ Andromeda, what’s the difference?
DeleteHe still wakes you up to feed him. To me it’s the same. African men need lessons.
Anon 00:33, when you put it that way, of course it's not right and I won't appreciate anyone waking me up for something he can do himself.
DeleteBut then again, I have had food cravings at odd hours.
So if I can get up to warm up something for myself, I just may do the same for him honestly.
Depends on the situation/scenario, and I trust him not to make it a constant thing.
But to prepare from scratch, that one can't ever happen.
Okay I am coming and I dose off
ReplyDeleteAll shades of "husband doesn't love his wife". Stella, the guy no normal. Even his doctor will not prescribe that for him.
ReplyDeleteeasy. i will pretend i am deaf and dump for some hours. he will freak out and forget he was hungry and rush me to the church where i will get a miracle.
ReplyDeletebottom line is we are both gonna lose sleep.
this is the second post you are saying "dump"..baby, its dumb.
DeleteLol wallahi b and d looks alike to me. I will take note NNE
Delete*hangs leg on the.........*
Most times we scoop at marital problems from the surface.
ReplyDelete"A husband" that makes such a demand as a habit has got issues brooding with the wife for a long time. That marriage isn't normal at all.
They should open up and tell themselves the truth.
Aunty it is 'assuming' nor take am serious
DeleteAnd if it is "assuming" does it mean that people should not air their views?
DeleteI will tell him to help himself and please remain small for me after he has finished eating.
ReplyDeleteI will turn the other way and continue my sleep.
May God deliver and separate us from wicked and inconsiderate men. Amen.
ReplyDeleteI won't try it. What nonsense
ReplyDeleteI will make it, with a small dose of laxative that will keep him running to the toilet all day the following day. I will lovingly point it out to him that it was the late consumption of MoiMoi that caused his purging. Guy man go see mid night MoiMoi fear next time.
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DeleteLol
DeleteBut sincerely, my answer will be a resounding NO.
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DeleteI like your idea.... horseband from hell
DeleteA real man won't make that request. And if I to punish him both of us will prepare it together so next time he won't demand for such again.
ReplyDeleteHahaha u go let him wash the beans
DeleteThis "real man" of yours exists in fantasy island!
Deletehe will grind the beans, and I will do the rest.
ReplyDeleteExcept, we are both awake,otherwise na wawu
ReplyDeleteExcept he is sick, he is healthy and asking for moi moi that late? The bad eyes I will give him ehnnn
ReplyDeleteThe relationship between you and your hubby matters a lot.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby never ask for food in the night but if he wakes me up in the night one day to demand for moi-moi,I will gladly prepare it.
Why??
I am his family,his wife. We have each other.
He loves me so much to tolerate my excesses,why can't I tolerate his?
I will gladly prepare his moi-moi and even poundo for him.
When you are married to a good man,any oppournity to serve him is a pleasure.
Akiko... my dear sister don't be deceived. What is good about a man that wakes up by 2am to demand for moi moi? Which I'm sure he knows doesn't take 10 mins to be prepared.
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DeleteThanks and I guess it depends on the kind of relationship you have. Am a man and can say my wife will gladly do it.She will ask cause I have been there for her and it's not about money now. And she has also been my mum,sis, wife, baby sitter and best friend.
Deletewicked man, mummys boy... why 2am?
DeleteI think I can make it for him, especially when he ask nicely, I can be that humble lol
ReplyDeleteI can see "humble" written on your forehead.
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DeleteSince it is assuming let it remain assumptions. Kilode!!! Even if the man na trump abeg I no do. I don't think it can happen.
ReplyDeleteMy husband cooked for 1am, 2am, 4am when I was pregnant. So I will actually give it a thought. Ask if he is really really hungry then make noodles for him :-)
ReplyDeleteThen in the morning, I'll tell him never to wake me for such unless it's an emergency
I will just ignore him and continue sleeping.
ReplyDeleteMoi moi @ 2am?
ReplyDeleteLike koojo mehn
ReplyDeleteWell he will be the one to do moimoi cos I will be in dreamland. ....well it's assumption
Ko possible jor
Nah! Common! Stop playing mehn.
ReplyDeleteKai! Too many negative people around here jo! Anyways, I can think of three reasons why a man might make this awkward request:
ReplyDelete1. The relationship already sucks and/or he is looking for trouble (for whatever reason). Unless you want the trouble, I'd suggest not to do anything to promote the idea. I like the idea of getting up, in the pretense of making it, and then locking myself in the guest room. But that won't help every woman - not every home has a guest room and some troublesome men won't mind breaking down the door you locked (or make at least an attempt).
2. The guy is just a spoilt man-child. This might wrap up into 1 also.
3. The relationship is good and healthy and both of you already are into waking each other up and looking for each other trouble in some weird way that is peculiar to both of you - it usually doesn't cause a fight, though it could lead to some banter or a compromise offer like "suck some milk instead". It might even be a dare situation, like the wife daring the husband that he can't ever make such a request, which of course won't cause a quarrel, probably just some annoying hissing.
Always good to look into an alternate scenario and put a positive spin on things if you can.
For those who want to know, and think I am talking naively. I am a man and I have been happily married for 10 years. In that time, some things we both have done for each other and still do for each other, you will think we used jazz on one another ni.
Enter your reply...thanks. Yes a lot of negative people are invading sdk. Blog. The good ones are dwindling.
DeleteWhen he is neither sick nor pregnant? That is extreme wickedness.
ReplyDeleteAhn ahn...
ReplyDeleteIs he pregnant ne?
I will make it if he's pregnant ooo
No wonder marriages go about failing so badly - if most people approach it already with this ready to fight mindset!
ReplyDeleteThis kind thing cannot happen to me.
ReplyDeleteIs he crazy ni
ReplyDeleteThat Man chop witch.
ReplyDeleteHe get belle?
Why he go demand that kind of thing at that odd hour?
These things are not new to me. My friend's mum suffered this same fate in the hands of her ex husband(stepfather).
ReplyDeleteThis man will go clubbing, come back by 2am and ask her to start preparing food and it has to be from the scratch. The one that annoys the hell outta me is the fried yam he always ask for at midnight. Now this man prefers his yam like potato chips so they have to start dicing the yam in tiny bits. And he will still beat her after everything.
The woman got fed up and divorced his ass. He brought in another one after she left, and I can only feel pity for her cos the man has a lot of work to do on himself.
For me, moimoi no be beans so he'd have to wait TDB to eat moimoi.
This just reminded me of one Nigerian movie "Mr and Mrs"
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
DeleteMr Kenneth Abbah doesnt eat stale food!!!
@MARTINS ABOY
I have read comments above and shake my head. It’s a reality for some women. Here are men who have actually made such demands at midnight and beyond. It is wickedness and nothing more. There are some very wicked and selfish African men out there. They twist the story to their families and tell how the wife refused to cook for him but leaves out the fact that it was a demand made at 2am
ReplyDeleteI'm not married yet and one of the reasons is because I am shopping for a husband who is not mad. Only a man husband will wake up, wake his wife up to prepare such a meal. No one says you shouldn't eat by that time but you can do so quietly without disturbing anybody. I for one can't by that time.
ReplyDeleteWake your wife by that time? Even a paid house help to me feels wrong.... If Na woman when ready for you... Na to ask the husband... Is your brain wet? Lol
ReplyDeletesure..i will do it..sometimes you teach people how to love you by what you do for them...kini big deal..Love is inconvenience sometimes
ReplyDeleteChoi! Wetin I nor go see?
DeleteI honestly kent!!!
ReplyDeleteMoi Moi at that time. I will tell him to sleep back and go back to his coven mamas to finish what they started. No be only Moi Moi hissss
ReplyDeleteKuku kee me with laugh....lmao
DeleteNo be only moi moi even akidi self
ReplyDeleteI CNT try it mbok...is he preggy?.bt any man that makes such demand is wicked
ReplyDeleteHuh! Moi moi ko, ekuru ni. He should come and carry me na. The kain salt wet I go pour for the moi moi ehn.... he won't be trying that shit again.
ReplyDeleteHamm I will tell him there is no beans to make the moimoi even if there is a bag of beans at home or does he expect me to go to the market at that hour of the night?
ReplyDeletemoimoi ko.,....akara ni.
ReplyDeleteI will tell him to sleep and imaging eating it in dreamland.
Moimoi ko....Akara ni.
ReplyDeleteI will tell him to sleep and imaging eating the moimoi in dreamland.
I no dey wear anything sleep, I go just open my legs make E eat and lick him moi, moi.
ReplyDeleteI will simply assume that moi moi is the new name for kpanshing.
ReplyDeleteI wee just open.
Kpata kpata 10 minutes.
Moi Moi At 2am like seriously,i can't even wake-up by that time to have sex...haba nah that time sleep dey sweet ooo...
ReplyDeleteI will first assume he is sleep talking, The best i can make for him is Eba, after he warms the soup and boils the water. any other thing is impossible! But even that 2am Eba, comes with a price, he knows.
ReplyDeletei will tell him too go and eat it in his dream, atleast they serve people nice delicacies in their dreams... nonsense person
ReplyDeleteMoi moi at 2am? Then he should be ready to feed those people that are playing songs in his head at that time. Not even to go and warm an already prepared one but to go and make. He is sure coming down with malaria.
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