If i must choose one,let me choose the snoring please!..lol
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
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A farting partner
ReplyDeleteI hate to hear noise when am sleeping.
What about people who fart loser than they snore, like Kidjo? U never jam, Kidjo farted one day time went backwards by one hour!
DeleteShe recently threatened to fart-bomb me recently, I bought ticket and relocated! I'm currently under witness protection from her farts!
@Stella maris Baby
DeleteNa your type dey dangerous pass
Your fart no de make noise at all
And you go deny say you don ever fart!
Silent operator!
Your nyansh na that kind wey dey get valve, you go just dey release the thing sssssssssssssss. Persin go think say na ball dey leak!
DeleteSnore
DeleteLol @ Anonymous
Delete😁😁😁😂😂😂
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DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteNon of the above
I don't know about farting, but I hate when people snore. When my hubby snores I keep adjusting his head until he gets his snorelsss position right, at the end of the day he also doesn't get any sleep, I just can't stand it
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteNon of the above.
Haba! None abeg
ReplyDeleteIf I say snoring, gosh I won't be able to sleep at night
Farting nko? Ewwwwww
I should choose one? Make I manage farting partner. One thing must kill a man.
A farting partner. I can't deal with a snoring partner, I might just end up covering your nose with cotton wool.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...as a corpse that he is😀
DeleteCotton wool kwa,how can he breath.
DeleteChai!!!
I can't stand a snoring person not until i went to see 1 of my friend, chai the guy wan use mess kill me. With so offensive odour the next morning, I have a protruded Tommy cos of the atomic bomb he was releasing all through the night and that was the end of the relationship. I can go with snoring pls
DeleteHahahaha!!!!!you want t kill person?
DeleteThis got me cracking😀😁
Hahahaha!!!!!you want t kill person?
DeleteThis got me cracking😀😁
Don't just snore, snort join. Far
ReplyDeletegini?
My girlfriend can fart and snore at the same time,and to think she is a very beautiful gal,like her snore can wake the neighbours. I wonder how her boyfriends cope.me I'm always irritated whenever she comes around and tries to sleep over...
DeleteFarting pls
ReplyDeleteSnoring hell no
Snoring.. I am not moved by snoring no matter how "konk" it is.. but farting pls pls, I can even puke from a bad smell, so snoring is fine.
ReplyDeleteIf I must choose then it'll be a farting partner. That one won't take sleep away from me.
ReplyDeleteExactly
DeleteI don't play with my nite sleep
Farting better o. Smell can not kill but snoring efori buruku.
DeleteSnoring abeg. We go dey do competition 🙊👣👣👣👣
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
DeleteLolzz
DeleteNon abeg
ReplyDeletefarting pls.. i like it when my girl farts in my presence, smell or no smell, it proves shes free n has no secret frm me lol
ReplyDeleteIf na fart you dey take sabi who get secret
DeleteNa im be say you go marry Devil put for house!
Werey re o
DeleteYour head correct jareh...if I cannot fart in the presence of my partner it simply means he's public since I can't fart in public
DeleteCan you imagine.... hahaha
DeleteHahahahaha...I like u o! Very easy to cover ya eyes.
DeleteA snoring partner biko, i cant comman die of bad odour
ReplyDeleteI can manage a snoring partner but farting partner is a No No!! cos some fart can wake the dead. Some will go and cling to the curtains and start booming again when you shake the curtains.
ReplyDeleteHuhn? Lmao
DeleteHehehehe
DeleteHottest chick you get experience for this kin thing
DeleteNa to use your fart cook for gas cooker na im remain!
Haaahahaha@ cling the cuntainted! !!!!! Nawaohhhh
Deletelol
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteNow this is hilarious!
DeleteSnoring please.
ReplyDeleteI only have to deal with that issue when he is asleep. If you like snore like a faulty train, I'd fall deep asleep when sleep comes knocking.
There are times when farting becomes really annoying, especially when you least expect it. It is only funny when the person notifies you. You can choose to either run away from the spot or stay an inhale the 'aroma'.
Abeg unexpected 'mess'can be very annoying.
Farting abeg.
ReplyDeleteMy sister will say mess no get toilet,
Snoring I can't stand.
I go just leave house for you.
i used to think a farting partner is better than a snoring partner until i heard a loud thunderous noise that was capable of ripping an anus apart come out from a ex anus and it smelt like a dead rotten rat, rabbit,cat and mouse all joined together then and there i realized that snoring can be good music to the mind lol. i could still smell it when i close my eyes for days after the mess. to those guys who feel its ok to fart in presence of your girlfriends bcoz you feel its good to be yourself around your partners, guess what? thats bullshit, it sucks. stop it, anyway i dumped him in my head that moment, waited still i got the cheque he promised me and then i sent him a text when i got home saying "ITS OVER,I CANT STAND YOUR FART" and that was it.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
😁😁
DeleteThis is just too funny. Steff, who do you this thing?
DeletePlease send me his number we'll make an awesome partner 'cos my own pass his own
Delete😆😆😆😆😆😆my goodness , u are funny though
Deletewhy is life this hard?
ReplyDeleteI would say a farting partner, but the thing is my hubby does both unapologetically 😂😂😂😂 so you see. I no get choice😩
ReplyDeleteKai mennn!
ReplyDeleteLet me go with the farts biko. All I need to do is ensure he gets use to taking water in the morning so he can use the loo, that way even if he farts, it won't smell. The farts might reduce too. Snoring is a no no abeg.
If the fart doest stink, we are good to go. My ex was a lord in the farting department.
ReplyDeleteAs for snoring, I think over time you get used it.
I lived with a female cousin in the past whose snoring was like a moving trailer with a bag engine, we slept on the same bed. Over time I got used to it.
I can probably deal with both under the above circumstance when love is present.
Hmmm, all of una Wey dey choose farting partner, una obviously no dey use a/c. God forbid I'm in am a/c room & someone like you-know-who farts! Those evil green dead fish smell farts! Chaiiii! Your liver & kidney will fail! And yes, mess dey get colour!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha I swear my lungs failed me that horrible day. Jeeeeez I can't stand mess mbok.
Delete*hangs leg on the wall*
Snoring partner definitely...... I would be asleep also.
ReplyDeleteFarting partner..............chai!!! you can imagine your partner farting in public..........no no no
Snoring partner definitely...... I would be asleep also.
ReplyDeleteFarting partner..............chai!!! you can imagine your partner farting in public..........no no no
Manage farting
ReplyDeleteOga's fart is like trailer horn. Chimooo!! I don talk taya.
ReplyDeleteHmmm! I will pick (with vex)farting Oh😢😢😢... thats how i went to my Ex place for the weekend and the dude decided to sing "opera" in his sleep. Heavenly sense took over and I ported to the next room. See me sleeping like a baby😁, next thing I heard someone calling my name thinking it was all a dream. Uncle started vexing (imagine) that I left him all alone, so I can't stand his snoring😆, is this how we will do the marriage? (Which marriage) as u can see he is an "Ex" (ah, not becos of snoring oh) Lol
ReplyDeleteLol at which marriage.
DeleteHmmmmmmmmm, I will take a farting partner. I hate my sleep being disturbed.
ReplyDeletesnoring partnero
ReplyDeleteFarting abeg.
ReplyDeleteSnoring irritates me a lot. How I no go fit sleep because u dey sleep
A farting partner please!! 😁😀😂😁
ReplyDeletesnoring is a NO to me,i hv a nebo dat i wonder how his wife goes 2 sleep with dat kind of noise. u can hear it 4rm d gate dat 1 is out of dis world i swear at times d tin d do as if e wan kill d gay sef. na pity i d pity dem so
ReplyDeleteNone, lemme not purge cos of bad odor.
ReplyDeleteNome of the above.. 😂
ReplyDeleteA farting partner.
ReplyDeleteI've been laughing since evening Kai,some people suppose to be comedian. As for me,I prefer snoring i can't deal with the messy,messy partner.
ReplyDeleteSome people snore as if they amplifier in their body, my old choir master.. lol
ReplyDeleteNot to be grose, but I farted once, unexpectedly, & the hairs around my anus got singed and had that burning hair smell, plus's my anus hurt for several seconds! I think I read something and laughed and let one rip! I was shook! My own fart shook me! Irony is, it didn't smell, well if you don't count the burning anus hair as smell sha.
ReplyDeleteGross*
DeleteI was shocked*
Farting abeg
ReplyDeleteOh dear😢😢.What do I now do? My husband and I re a combination of both.
ReplyDeleteI'm the Farting (smelling mess)partner.He is the bomb snoring partner.We compliment each other.It is well😕
Lol
DeleteFarting o,infact eh, my boo and I use to compete in the farting department. And I'm proud to say I'm currently leading..it was (me)41:30(him) the last time 😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteAll hail the queen of fart(me), my mess fit wake up the dead😅😅😅😅
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DeleteThis sounds really familiar
Anonymous toh bahd, you re not serious o 😅😅😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteOrdinary fart naim u dey fear.
Fear fear, lazy man
I and my babe always do the fart competition,so no prob there.for snoring the only time i have a problem is when theres no light,thats because i will be restless.
ReplyDeleteHeaven please
ReplyDeleteSnoring abeg. Me and my boyfriend de snore like train. I am very conscious about farting. We both don’t fart in front of each other. We fart in the toilet. But I hear his fart and it’s like thunder. It doesn’t smell bad and his poo is not that bad. My own shit however!!!!! Very deadly o. Until marriage before he smell that one make him no go run. Hahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteNa to mess sure pass o,especially when you chop aboki kwuli kwuli. Snoring is very irritating. Ladies hardly snore, but obese people do, especially due to sleeping position. I have a neighbour whose snoring is like a second nature and can be heard miles away. Wonder how his wife/kids sleep at night,lol!
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