''Do not lie that you are a VIRGIN!''...hehehehehe
Don't take your friends along with you when he invites you on a date
Don't go to his house unannounced
Don't ask him for money
Don't compare him to your ex or talk about your ex, only if he requests
Don't get drunk on your first outing with him
Don't wear see through or exposing outfits on your first outings
Don't bore him with all your family or personal issues ( my house caught fire, my AC is not working, my rent is due )
Don't talk about Marriage on a first date
Don't pry about the size of his pocket, his earnings or the car he drives ( Do you drive a G wagon ? Are you a millionaire ? )
Don't be too quick to post his picture on instagram, Facebook, (social media) etc
Don't go out without "vex money" or a simple transport fare "bailout" money
Don't lie you're a virgin and don't lie about your age ( Some ladies say they're 22 when they're 29)
Don't order what you don't know how to eat or you're allergic to all because you're forming sophisticated
Don't ask to meet his Mother or Father. Only if he suggests
Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress just because you want To impress or be a Diva
Don't talk to him about your body count or guys you've slept with. YOUR STANDARD / DEFAULT body count is (2) guys
Don't form British or American accent or any form of accent you can't keep up with
Don't think you're an automatic girlfriend after the first Sexual Encounter
When your friends call you on a date don't describe him in a derogatory manner eg I'm with that guy who has Bastard Money
Don't start leaving clothes and tooth brush stylishly at his place
Na exam
ReplyDeleteDon't order what you don't know how to eat.
DeleteLmaoooo anony thank you o, I ordered for one Greek salad like dat, I almost puked, I had to manage n eat it, I use two hours eat salad, my throat n tummy rejected it but I didn't want to fall my hand, Hehehehee u need to see my eyes, I was chewing n chewing, dude was like, u never see anything, hahahaaaahaaa, lurrd.
DeleteAwwwww.... and I love Greek salad oh! Maybe it was the dressing?
DeleteWho still listens to Joromi Olu-muffin.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, he wasn't invited to BAAD. Ahh, ele yi gidi gan ohh
Lipstick take ya time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteMama Ejima, i thought he was a friend to the friend of the groom.
DeleteSo Toolz hubby could not get him an invite. Loooooooooooooooool
It's not a must for him to be there.
DeleteLipstick 😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteI agree with some of his writeup.
ReplyDeletePlease tell him if you have vagina smell. Don't slay on the out ward appearance n spray perfume on your pant while the main thing smells like rotten fish. Treat your vagina smell b4 you agree to date and have sex. That stuff is a turn off for men. My male friend told me a story about a queen he was crushing on n is so sad her thing smells bad . Please use deodorant on your armpit, shave your pubic region. If you do nt have money for deodorant use lemon or lime fruit on the armpit.
ReplyDeleteDo not leave your personal effects at a guys place even when you both are steady especially once you have a reason not to trust him.Girls are really desperate. Just heard a story of how a girl left her brush and undies at her bf's place only for another of his gf to come and take it and go spiritual with it. It took God's intervention for us to finally know the genesis of how all her sudden woes started.
ReplyDeleteI thought he is talking about first time date"? Where did "don't stylishly leave tooth brush and clothes in his house" come from? And other things.
ReplyDeleteFor the guys:
ReplyDeleteDon't pick your nose.
I say don't pick your nose.
Don't scratch your balls.
Don't scratch your armpit and sniff.
Wear nice perfume. Don't drown your stale sweat and body grease in perfume. Abeg baff.
Don't wind down and spit thick balls of hot mucus while driving with your date no matter how gifted you are.
You are driving, 'piss haf catch you' immediately park,jump out and bring out your straw. After waving your straw repeatedly, you still bring that same hand to CARESS ya date? HOW?
Oga stick to one accent, anything more is a headache.
Don't disgrace yasef. If you don't have money, sit down in your father's house and gently pick your nose. Don't invite babe out and after eating, begin 'yarning I forgot my ATM'. * yimu
After the date, call to find out if she got home safely. ( Basic Manners)
Again, don't pick your nose.
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DeleteThis is hilarious.😀😀😀😅😆😅
DeleteNa wa oh see list
Delete😂.. Were!
DeleteLol ...
Delete👍👌😎
ReplyDeleteAll these many rules for single and searching ladies......Abeggy!!!.
ReplyDeleteEbuka's Agbada you are so funny. 'Dont scratch your balls' hahhaha. That got me laughing. Just imagine it, so embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteThere is no manual for relationships. if you are in it just enjoy it.. simple
ReplyDeleteJoro Joro.......The relationship expert.
ReplyDeleteAbeg I need privacy on a date o, no third parties, n let's go to ya zanga!
ReplyDeleteYour head dey there.. 😂
DeleteBlackBerry your head dey there
DeleteI expected him to include that one should have a first date in a public place.....
ReplyDeleteis not compulsory
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