LOL::...this isnt new to me,don't know about you.
The one that pained me so much that I stopped talking to someone was when she mistakenly dialled me and for ten minutes i listened to her use all the swear words you can think of on her child because he failed Maths test in school.
She kept cussing and slapping and as the child cried ,I was too shocked to utter anything....I FROZE for God sake!......
I cut the call and then after like ten minutes she called me to ask if she called me mistakenly..I froze and said NO and since that day four years ago we have not spoken again........we both know that we know!!..LOL
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ReplyDeleteMy own is that I am fond of sending texts meant for someone else to someone else.
And as if The Devil is always lurking around when I do this,it’s moslty raunchy texts🤣
The last one I sent,instead of curling up and regretting why my fingers won’t let my phone rest,I just bonned and sent a follow up: Sorry Father,it was meant for my husband.
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Hahahahaha. To a Priest.... Hahahahaha. You ehn.... 😂😂😂
DeleteLol@ sorry Father. Babe did you send it to a Priest?
DeleteLmaoooooo..... father ke...
DeleteI usually make that mistake when I have someone's name on my lip or talking to a person while typing but thank goodness its never been too awkward....
Please, I need some lessons from you TGW, when can we start. It's important I learn these things now.
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DeleteI don't know what to do to you again. Your wehrey is a high quality somtin
Yea but I can't remember for now.... You mean you haven't spoken for four years cos of that? That's shouldn't be except she cursed you stead
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteStella,you stopped talking to someone because she was beating and cursing her child?...
This your "aje burrer"no get rival oh!...
Are you not a naija again?...
That's how our mothers treated us nah!...
As for me,it has never happend to me!...
ReplyDeleteI haven't been in such situation before. Even if you don't end the call i end it myself. I really dont wanna hear anything from you.
ReplyDeleteLol na na quarrel ?
DeleteLMAO @ na quarrel?
DeleteWhen I called off my wedding, my ex's father called me and I missed his call. When I was calling back my brother was there so I was lamenting to him how I really don't wanna talk to anyone from that family, I'm done, there's nth more to say and blah blah...didn't know the call had connected. It didn't show on my end only for him to hang up and I saw call summary! Mogbe! Was soooo weak. He never picked my call afterwards and my wish was granted but in the most awkward of ways.
ReplyDeleteThat must have been so awkward.
DeletePlease bvs kindly mention good brand of slimming pills or tummy slim cream , please am not looking nice with my big round tummy after I gave birth to my baby twins oo. Please help me, thats the only thing I need to sort out, I dont want oga to complain the more. Please help.
ReplyDeleteIf he's complaining, let him give u money for mommy makeover n stop complaining like say no be him pikin u carry.
DeleteMadam dont take slimming pills ooh...my stubbornness pushed me into taking it not asif i was fat i said i wanted a size 6....it worked d period i took it...after that I jumped from a 12 to 14....now i just hit a size 10...and am staying this way...pls dont take it u will regret it
DeleteNever really had such encounter. But there are some people when you see their incoming call, you'll will just hesitate and say to yourself "hian! I wonder what he/she wants this time around" or "this one with her long story..." I bet the person wouldn't be happy if they hear these about themselves.
ReplyDeleteI hardly make unnecessary calls and I have a good personality (hype me small) that you can hardly say anything negative about me, except in reference to something or someone close me.
Hmm don't be so sure dear people are so mean and can do or say about anything just to look good you won't even know or hear about it.
DeleteHmm don't be so sure dear people are so mean and can do or say just about anything just to look good you won't even know or hear about it.
DeleteNever been in such a situation. Stella why stop talking with her? When she asked if she dialled you mistakenly, you should have said yes and then advised her concerning what you heard. The tongue of a mother is very powerful over the children and since she doesn't know better then you missed the chance to put her right. It's not too late oh. Why don't you give her a call?
ReplyDeleteIf you're a mother and you're in the habit of laying curses and insults on your kids please do stop it. Bless them, encourage them. When they're naughty...give appropriate punishment. All these...you're stupid, foolish, blockhead, it will not be well with you etc...when they grow up and start behaving like that, leave that old mama in your family and paddle your canoe.
Hahahahahaha..... so true, but my lips are sealed... No comment. kikikikikikikiki....
ReplyDeleteIt happened to me o, while I was still courting my now hubby we had an argument over the phone I thought I had endedvthe call and was gisting my younger sis about him calling him idiot, stupid I didn't realise what happened guess he ended the call when he was tired of hearing such and sent me a text.....na beg upon beg o before he later calm down
ReplyDeleteYour village people didn't want you to get married. Thank God It ended in praise.
DeleteIt happened to me o, while I was still courting my now hubby we had an argument over the phone I thought I had endedvthe call and was gisting my younger sis about him calling him idiot, stupid I didn't realise what happened guess he ended the call when he was tired of hearing such and sent me a text.....na beg upon beg o before he later calm down
ReplyDeleteExcept when I called someone mistakenly and the person kept saying "hello hello hello" till my airtime got exhausted... 😂😁😀😁😂😀😂
ReplyDeleteNever been in any embarrassing situation that left me ashamed.
hahahahaha na wa. I have received such calls like that.
ReplyDeleteThat experience helped me catch my boo red handed,even though he planned ahead but my God exposed him. He had told me on a Tuesday that he will be attending a night vigil on Friday,Then Friday came we spoke almost the whole day because he wont be around at night after work as he drives home he called on WhatsApp call the call was on till he told me he is driving into the house now and will just take a shower and prepare for the supposed vigil,i said ok bye.he obviously didnt end the call b4 putting the phone in the pocket then i heard him calling out to someone who turns out to be a lady that just arrived from abj to see him i listened as he picked her up from the park,hugged and kissed her and they chatted on their way to the mall to biy dinner then to the hotel, i listened patiently as he sweet talked and gushed about seeing her and how much fun he plans to give her. Then she asked a friend of his and he decided to call him for her and just then he brought out his phone and found out i have been in the background and am sure he froze because i could hear the sound of his heartbeat from my phone I ended the call.
ReplyDeleteAm sure you can figure how the drama played afterwards
Noooooooooooooo, finish the gist please.
DeleteI don't want to conclude so baby girl I ask you kindly, please come and complete the gist eeeee. So refreshing to read new something 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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DeleteSweetie biko come and complete it nauuu. We won't figure the rest properly on our own.
Once when I travelled I told my friend I was around in the country she stays and she told me to come visit her. I was now lamenting to my sister that how will someone that stays here want me to take 5 hours train and come see her when she knows I am a visitor. And it went via VN on whatsapp. Up till today I dont know how I sent that VN beacuse it wasn't in my sent messages, so I don't even know what exactly she heard. She sha called me to say she understands and that i shouldn't worry. I was so embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteMine was the opposite though, I called a friend, she picked n d line was breaking from my end, I kept saying 'hello' she couldn't hear me but my end was clear, she said 'why is this idiot not saying anything' someone laughed, 'she's so laid back and callous, don't know wy she likes calling me' d person said, ain't u friends, she said 'God forbid, I'm pretending', I cut d call, till today, I didn't call back, she has called, visited,asked what d matter is, I kept mum n told her nothing.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Thank God you heard her.lol
DeleteWen I was still in my teens I called a friend of mine that we should hang out that's how I overheard her sister saying stop going out wit your bad friends they wld corrupt you. Hmmm this my old friend was rotten wen I am just a learner pls who is corrupting who?
ReplyDeleteI heard my mother inlaw saying to me thinking that i can't hear her that network is bad that i shouldn't finish his son's money with this my sickness.
ReplyDeleteDo u know I'm through with this murder fuc**r called James!! He's just an ass hole.. Was going to send dis to Judith o yours faithfully mistakenly landed it on Jame's phone. Choii no b small thing that period o. Lol.
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