Have you ever slept off during any conversation or meeting or have you even been in a situation where you have to battle to stay awake?
I have been on a call before when i suddenly heard the person saying hello and asking If I was there...
I said i was and wondered why until it dawned on me i was battling to stay awake....If the person laughs i would suddenly wake up and say network didn't let me hear what the person said and he would repeat....
I woke up the next morning and last thing i remember was being asked a question........chai!!!!
Or closing your eyes in church and pretending to pray until you open them and church is over?
LMAO!!!
there's a state of sleep I will enter, I will visibly be awake but I can tell you my best kept secrets. My husband took advantage of this to ask me how many men I'd slept with. My marriage hasn't been the same since.
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DeleteWhat will you now do when you take alcohol😂😂😂😂
Even in my sleep... tipsy state, nothing can make me spill anything I don't want to.
Hehehehheheheh. You sleep with men and count? Wawu. Just remembered dat Joro’s article, your default body count is 2😂
DeleteVirologist, what do u call that then?
Delete@Iphie.... Lol
Sleep talking,very bad something.
DeleteGuess your husband didn't really consider the stability of his home before asking you that question, now that he has known how has it increased his ego or pocket....SMH people should always leave things as they are and not poke the bear
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Mine was with my mom, was gisting with her n I dozed off, she didn't wake me, just left me, closed d door n carried my phone! Heeeeei, all my chats n texts oooooo, see d speed I use dash down...abeg o! Lol
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DeleteI hate people handling my phone. Even to see pictures I dey hover around😁😁😁
That thing fit commot sleep from my eyes.
Lol
DeleteMy mil can't gist for Africa. That woman would carry the award for gist if there were to be an award. Choi. She can start the gist in morning and continue later in the day of u say u are tired. And when she wants to start later, she would be like ehen, where I stop sef? Me I would be like ermmm, mummy I can't remember o. She would now start the gist from beginning.
DeleteChai, that woman amebo na top notch. Things that happened when I was not even born, she will gist me. I get tired listening to her sometimes.
Same thing with her phone conversation. When that midnight calls was reigning, ha this woman called me the first time at midnight. I was scared that maybe something happened. She just started gist. For more than 30mins. It was when I realised she just wants to gist that I just gave myself brain and pretended as if my baby was crying and ended the call. The next time she called at midnight, I just ignored the call.
Most times I fall asleep talking to my mil.
Delete😂😂that phone ish is so me. I hate people touching my phone.
DeleteFor example I show you a picture and then you look at it and do extra by swiping continuously to the next and next, I'd tell you to hand it over as I want to make a quick call 🙄😂
Not like there is anything off but I just don't like people invading my privacy.
You see exactly what I want you to see and that's it. No extras.
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Bloggie that Swiping pisses me off😡😡😡😡
DeleteSee the bladdy pic and hand my phone back. Lol
Lol Iphi'm, honestly it's annoying.
DeleteHahaha. BB
Delete@Justyswt, how do u cope with her? Because from my perspective, we may have problem cos of that alone. I hate talking much and I can't handle someone that does esp gist. My mum knows that so she goes straight to the gist and when I have said what I want to say, I tell her bye and she will be like 'stay and listen me more nah'. Sometimes when I don't know how to tell her to stop, I remind her of my distaste straight forward. Hmm
@greatlady, these day I just tell her mummy I don't have strength for gist now. And she would let me be. Even my hubby used to tell her off most times that she comes with her gist.
DeleteI usually fall asleep during a boring sermon,but trust ushers to disrupt a serene sleep,lol! Sometimes,I may wake up to answer a call and then go back to sleep, forgetting what I discussed with the caller,lol!
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the ushers. I wonder if they don't know u are in ur father's house
DeleteHahahahha @ ur fathers house, @ greatlady u r good mehn.
DeleteI doze off anyhow whenever I'm preggie.
ReplyDeletePeople find it amusing but na serious sleep dey worry me.
I have a friend that just hangs up once I start acting very serious and asking her one question 5 times.. She knows I'm in lala land and is trying so hard to maintain focus. Hehehehe
It happened to me few days ago. We we're discussing, and the next thing, it was morning. 😂😂 It usually happens when the convo is boring.
ReplyDeleteis happening to me now sef.
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DeleteMine was secondary school....had this friend dat can gist for Africa. I have this bad habit of either reading or watching something to sleep I knt lay still. So everyday after lights out, I will call her to gist me a movie so I can sleep well well. Something routine every night till d babe change am for mi, instead of letting me sleep she will tap me and continue d gist. Gosh! I vexed and told her thank you oya go to ur bunk I don't want bedtime story again.
ReplyDeleteI tell my children stories before they sleep. On this faithful day, I was so tired and they had taken a nap during the day, so were wide awake. It was a disaster,I couldn't follow my own thought process, whereas I always make up the stories my self. I woke up the following morning and asked my daughter to narrate the story to me. I was surprised it made sense. How tortoise ate cocoyam and rabbit the doctor asked him to tell the truth. Mtcheeeewwww.... Motherhood. I try to avoid story telling because it makes me dizzy and sleepy too. I'll rather read my Sdk blog jor
ReplyDeleteMy parents told us a lot of Folklores and Tortoise stories😍😍😍😍
DeleteI am suffering from sleeping disorder. There's nothing i haven't done to cure it. Tho it comes once in a while not an everyday thing. I can sleep from 6pm to 10pm the next day to think I have kids and business to take care of😪 for almost a month now I haven't been commenting cause it started again but coming down to normal now that's y I am able to comment! My boo have to run back home from his trip to stay with me because he understands it perfectly. I slept by 8pm yesterday and I am just waking up now and still feeling sleepy 😪😪😪😪 this shit ain't funny at all. I can be talking to the kids and be nodding my head for sleep😢 my lil baby aint finding it funny cause she loves attention so much. GOD HELP ME
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DeleteYou need to visit the hospital, there might be more it or it could even be a sign of a serious health defect, for the sake of your family
DeletePls go see the doctor
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Haa. As I love sleep reach. This your own is really something you should get checked.
DeleteI dose off a lot too, I also did last night, dreaming I was wedding/attending a wedding in cape town, S.A. My memory of it is quite hazy, probably #baad17 lol! but i like the transcending feeling of falling asleep, so i always end the call, and drift into dreamland. Sleepimg has always been a hobby.
ReplyDeleteYour hobby? Seriously? Wow!!
DeleteYou enjoy sleeping like that
Yes oh
DeleteI do that a lot n my big baby has complain until he is tired of complaining about it. When he is not at home, n we are chating,I will sleep chat n start writing jagons. He will just say, Iyawo goodnight. I will wake up the next day to find the crazy things I was typing. When he is at home n we are gisting, I will just fall asleep. Iyawo are you sleeping , I will say no. Am listening. He will just say ok, goodnight. I talk alot like a parot during conversations, so ones i am quiet in the middle of a conversation , forget it am sleeping. It happened ones during a meeting at work n i felt so embarrass. I woke up with my collegues laughing. That day was diffent bc I went for a vigil the previous night. I normally don't like sleeping at work or in a meeting . ...
ReplyDeleteMy worst scenario was when I was still dating hubby.
ReplyDeleteWe lived in two different locations.
Most times we get to talk at night as the daytime was work filled.
He would call and talk and talk and talk....how his day went, how this happened, how that happened, how his guys came to take him to here and there..
And me? I don de doze...
Funny enough the warning signs of dozing knocks for him to take a que but he will still be narrating.
While he runs his dailies by me, I am like uhmm, aww, nmmhh....all those ones na sleep I de so ooo. Before i know its 6am and i am like wait? Shit! I slept off on him.
Then I quickly pick up my phone and call him and he'd be like "but I was asking you if you are sleepy so we can end the conversation" but you kept saying "no, go on, I am enjoying the gist" 😂(this I had no idea when I said so)
And then he goes "Baby please always let me know when you are tired ok, it's very annoying being at the other end yet talking to myself"😂😂😂😂😂
And I go i am so sorry hun. It won't repeat itself. But for where? The very next night we are back to square one😂😂😂
This is so me
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ReplyDeleteI was on phone chatting with a friend,became really sleepy
ReplyDeleteHe asked a question and i replied tying difft letters that didn't make any sentence😂😂 I woke up the next morning checked our conversation,I realised he replied my chat in Chinese and then wrote sleepy head goodnight
Chai you can't cheat nature.
I do this anytime someone calls me around 9:pm upwards and talks for more than 5mins. I'm usually very tired at this time of the day that all I want to do is just sleep. The person will be talking and I will be saying 'hunn? hunn? and credit will be burning. in also don't call around this time.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend said i use to off lmao. I can be playing game nd sleep off he would collect the phone drop it i will wake up continue game again, bros go wake for midnight see say i holl the phone dey sleep again shuuu. call nko that one na finishing i will purposely call when i wanto sleep
ReplyDeleteI sleep in any boring sermon & I wear my sunglasses so you hardly knw considering the fact that I sit close to pillars in church
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