Soliloquy Of A Runs Girl - Am I Really A Runs Girl?

.Please sit back and soak in all the details....This is a true life story.

For the most part we don't even want some people's husbands. And the ones we want so desperately aren't even as Randy and those two-for-a-penny ones. Those ones hanging on a thread? They just can't keep their penis in one place!

I do not have car of my own (yet ). Not like I can't afford one but damn responsibilities!! And my younger sister lives with me. She may not know how much I spend on clothes and accessories, but trust me any big thing will definitely make the news at home. And then mum starts calling and making extra demands because she would feel I am loaded enough to foot them.

My point is, every damn day I walk down the street; one neighbour or another is eyeing me.
The other day it was Fola, the next door neighbour. His wife? Prayer warrior. We don't sleep at night. I try to respect her, him and infact the whole neighbourhood by being in my small space. But what does he do every time I walk past? Stares at me smiles and until, it graduated to winks. Was he expecting me to get the memo? Lol, I did. But every runs girl knows not to 'shit' by her doorstep. There are levels to this shit and frankly, if you're living in a similar apartment as mine, you definitely are of no use to me.



I was only at my gate waiting for my uber driver who was running late. I had kept chairman waiting and I was getting edgy. Decked in my leggings, sheer sleeveless blouse stopping on my hips and my strappy heels. Fola was driving out and stopped to offer me a lift. I quickly cancelled the uber and hopped in. He asked where I was going, I told him. He asks what I was going for; I gave him this ugly stare that made him know I wasn't in the mood for such a conversation. I went on to tell him to let me get down, if this was going to be an interview. He apologised and we continued the ride. 

There were 5 minutes of silence before he asked me where I was from, and went to to say more about himself. Turns out he is from the same village as my grandmother!! But we arent related or anything. Anyway, we started analysing music playing on the radio and it was a nice drive actually.

Chairman sent a text me that he had only one hour because he had and important meeting. I replied that my driver ran late and I was on my way. Wait oh??! You think i told chairman I don't have a car?!! Haha! Chairman believes I have 2 cars, a driver, I live in my own house in Gwarimpa, and I'm about to own a newer bigger home in Apo from my 'international business'. Abuja na packaging oh! But don't worry, he's about to make all that a reality *giggles* I hope my plans pull through. Today is the day I show him my business plan for possible expansion of my 'business'. I'm definitely not coming back without that N50m as first deposit.

So we got to Sheraton and he was kind enough to drop me at the valet area. I gave a nice smile and said thank you. As I came down, he squeezed my butt just before I slammed the door and drove off. Oh God! I felt very upset. Damn butt in these leggings always causes wahala for me. As I turned to walk in, chairman's PA was just exiting the building and spotted that scene. I said hello to him and quickly rushed to the elevator.

I got to chairman's designated suite, and security opened the door. I walked in, and sat waiting to be called in. Finally he got a beep and told me 'you can go in'. Immediately I opened the door, chairman stood facing the window, backing me with a lit cigar in his hand.
"Good afternoon darling". I dropped my bag to jump on him as I had planned to do.

"Does your driver now spank your butt when he drops you off"
I knew it! Damn PA didn't even ignore that. Oh Fola!!
"Baby....Won't you at least offer me a seat?"
"Answer the damn Question!!"

Wetin I wan talk abeg? I was quiet oh. I took a seat and lit my own cigarette. I even went on to pour myself a glass of wine. No matter how it was gonna go down, I deserved a glass of wine.
"You mean you're one of those easy Abuja babes eh?"
I was still quiet.
Chairman wore his shoes, his cap and glasses and walked out on me.

I didn't know when I burst out laughing in anger. What a day!! So what will I do with this my business plan now eh?

Security man knocked and says "Ma you have 10 minutes to exit the room please"

I told him that was okay. As soon as he shut the door I said to myself "Why is this Fola so stupid? Later that his wife will be blocking my ear instead of her to give him hot knacks so that he will free innocent neighbours like us". I made sure I left with the bottle of wine and the bottles of champagne on the cupboard. I need to entertain my friends when I call them to come and hear this gist.

Guess today wasn't my day..... And I guess that's what happens when you don't decide to ignore people's husbands too. 

*I have modified the headline to suit anyone sending in stories.....So it would be good to assume it wont be just Abuja runs girl writing in.