Diary Of An Abuja Runs Girl -The Intro

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Disclaimer 

This is a post purely to ENTERTAIN it's readers. 

Please kindly disregard if any of the characters in this post resembles your husband, as it may actually be your husband and it is not my business, if his name is Fe** and he lives in Aso**** and he likes big nyash more than anything in this life.


Now onto my post


You guys need to take a break, like really you all need to. Runs girls this runs girl that, ah ah... What we do? Someone cannot drink water and keep cup in this country for you people?


Before I begin to explain the life to you,we need to understand who a Runs Girl is.


A Runs girl is any girl that collects money from a man BEFORE or AFTER having s§x with him. The " before and after" is being emphasized because it could be anytime, a week before, maybe even a week after.... Yes o,das the truth.


Have you collected money because you feel a man owes you if he wants to get the cookie? ,if the answer is yes, my sister YOU ARE A RUNS GIRL.


Have you collected money a week after pretending, so that it will nor be as if?. My sister leave matter for Matthias, your own eh, you are a patient runs girl.


Hence you gave the cookie and are expecting anything in return, Umunnem, Runs is the word. Shut up and own your present reality.


Runs girls come in 3 categories
1)The Ignorant Runs girl:
This one is strong, she doesn't know she is actually one, either because she chooses not to, or cos the brother in question is just paying her for her services and she simply thinks Bae is providing for her adequately.
If you fall in this category, Aunty Yimu for you.....


2)The Runs Girl in Denial :
These ones know what they are doing, but hide under the fallacy of them 'chopping ' the guy. Now to identify if you are in this category you could take this very simple denial test.
Have you taken money from a man?
A) Yes
B) No
Has he slept with you?
A) Yes
B) No
If both answers are yes, my sister welcome to my world, proper sign up forms are available, please make yourself at home okay?




3)The Confident Runs girls:
Tuale to my sisters in this category......
These ones know themselves, and they cannot come and go and kill themselves away. They package themselves in different ways to meet different standards but all runs na runs. These ones are the real money makers, and most likely better financial managers as they take their business very serious, and use it to the best of their ability... Eg ,those my Kenyan and Canadian baby gals making us proud in every continent.... Una wehdone,maximum respect to the Sensei...


So take notes and learn from the master, I will be back soon. Mr. A*** from M****** is calling me, lemme answer this call.