STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
SERIAL THIEF
My whole life is about to fall apart Stella....I need Urgent advice from you people before i lose the only man that has ever loved me..
I am a beautiful thief...A serial one.
I steal from my lovers and that has been the major reason why all my serious relationships crash.
It is not as if i have ever been caught red handed but after i steal,i have a feeling that they know and look for ways to break up with me after it.
My last boyfriend i stole the forex he brought home from a business deal...and we were the only ones at home when the money got missing.I hid it very well and pretended like i was ill but it was too late to return it and that crashed my affair...
I only steal expensive items or cash and please nobody should preach to me that i need deliverance cos i don't...my problem is long throat to show off..to buy expensive things and belong to a certain class of big babes....
Everything i have today,i got it from stealing.
The reason I am writing this Chronicles is because i am in love with my present boo and i have a feeling this will lead to Marriage because he has done everything to show me he loves me,everything except give me good money.
I have not stolen from him yet but i am about to do so......
This time it is different because i feel bad before doing it,all the other times the regret only comes after i have stolen.
Now my question is..Should i tell him i am a serial thief before i steal or wait for him to find out after i have stolen from him and then confess?Or steal and threaten to kill myself if he suspects me?
The reason i steal is because men are stingy and once you start a relationship,they stop being nice with cash and expect everything for free....
What do i do?
*WOW
WHAT!!!
Babe i think you need help fast...your stealing is not normal ooh.
I don't know if you need deliverance in Church or therapy in an Office.
Do not steal from your new guy and i encourage you to confide in him..If you lose him he was never yours!
Hian! Fix it Lord. I think you should go for counselling and deliverance join, i tell you it is not ordinary.
ReplyDeleteHian! Is this chronicle real or fiction? Poster you sent this story to a certified tatafo? Good luck!I lack words abeg!
DeleteWait. Poster, u are asking us if u shld steal first before telling ur boyfriend or to tell him and then u steal from him? U need help fast.
DeletePls tell him u re a serial thief. So he knows to keep his valuables out of ur reach even while hes still loving u. Poster i feel like i know u. Did u graduate from unec??😅😅. Nothing i wont read in this blog bikonu.
DeleteJUSTYSWT,HAHAHAHHA
DeleteSteal again and tell him so that he will clap for you, hug You and tell you that it is ok go be a thief so as to belong to nonsense class
Poster you talk sey make we no preach for you abi, ok na, do it your way.
DeleteI don’t get how t. Why do you need to steal? Just date a very rich man Men dash women houses and car in Nigeria.
DeleteIf you tell him you steal he will dump your ass
if you still from him see above. So when you marry who will you be stealing from ? Cos his money will also be your money hahahaha
This is kleptomania. See a Psychiatrist or Psychologist. You need help, it's a psychological problem.
Delete@SheriKoko if fear no catch you, write my name down. Yes i graduated from UNEC.
DeleteoMG
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of one Tamara girl that came to my house and stole my wristwatch ! If u are readying this know that anywhere I see u , I’ll give u the beaten of ur life.
DeleteBeaten indeed, broke fool.
DeleteAnonymous 16:12 Tamara has answered you oh
DeleteShe's anonymous 16:27.
Foremost, cut off all those "big babes" you want to belong to
DeleteThen, ask Jesus to save you
and help do your part by beginning a daily fast; even fruit fast
Close legs with regard to this present boyfriend
Tell God the father your needs first and watch how he provides it
Read the New Testament daily for strength to resist evil.
Someone cursed you hence d longer throat.
ReplyDeleteYou better change else one day you'll be disgraced and God save you if they don't douse you with petrol.
And pray u don't transfer the stealing gene to ur children too cos it's hereditary..
#onyeohi
You're a complete idiot. She knows she's a thief already why remind her?. Saint blackberry.
DeleteLol, sorry anon, u get thieves for ur lineage? Hahahahahahaaa
Delete#onyeohi
So blackberry should pet her when she's not even talking bout repentance but stealing more? You are a bigger idiot, thief, onyeoshi, ole.
DeletePoster I guess you are the one abusing blackberry. You are clearly unrepentant. OYO is your case.
DeleteBlackberry, classic come back👌
Delete@blackberry
DeleteYou get time oh...... The babe say no preaching, and that she doesn't need deliverance.
She steals to maintain "upper class status" so why would u guys advise her?
Poster, pls continue to steal from men. You can also extend it to runz babes who have something to show for their hard work.
Happy stealing
Just negodu reason this klept?😉😉 Anyhoo, help yaself b4 God helps you.
ReplyDeleteOne day she go steal the one that will make people beat her to death. Stupid Chronicle
DeleteI know you don't want to hear it but yes you need deliverance, except you don't believe in God, there's nothing to big for God to do for you, so stop talking as if it's in your control, if it were you will not be writing this chronicle. You are now with a man you like, and whom I guess isn't stingy yet the urge is there, so this should tell you that you need help. Whenever the urge comes, just call the name of Jesus for help, he will see you through
DeleteShe isn't kleptomaniac. Klept steals for no reason. This one has a mission oh
DeleteAnd u said nobody should advice u to go for deliverance? Is it not obvious that all u need is to relocate to MFM for proper deliverance? Keep deceiving urself that u stole bcos u needed to belong to high class level. U are a bloody klepto and it's not normal.. seek help before dey put tyre around ur neck.
ReplyDelete***Chy Ozo***
"The reason i steal is because men are stingy and once you start a relationship,they stop being nice with cash and expect everything for free"
ReplyDeleteWhere did this deduction come from? Stealing is terrible but stealing for gram and glam is despicable...for lack of a refined negative word😏😏😏
A beautiful and proud thief. More grease to ur elbow.
ReplyDeleteWhat!! You need to be prosecuted for that...FUNKEEE!
ReplyDeleteBabe you're a greedy kleptomaniac, an unrepentant one for that matter..... You need help fast......this ain't ordinary, your lack of contentment will lead you to doom if you don't stop this shameful act.
ReplyDelete*Faithful bv*
Expensive thief 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYour reason for stealing is outrageous! What happend to your hands? Those you steal from worked their ass out to make all that money.
My dear, what you claim you have now is not yours.
You don't need deliverance what you need is a fellow thief.
Hahaha... Best Comment... if she meets a master thief they can be stealing from each other, oh my turn today or your turn tomorrow... lmaoo
DeleteYou are a complete bastard for This comment.
DeleteYesoooo,I rememberèd one lady in my school then that went to slèep with a guy for money,guy man stole her gold chain and watch and left the hotel before she woke up,hahahah
DeleteAnon 16:22 you're like really mad 😂
DeleteTry armed robbery 😂 😂 😂
Hmmm this one pass me because you know both the problem and the solution to it. So we that love good things but don't steal the ones we can't afford are stupid abi...wait till them burn you with tire or better look for a job and start catering for your needs
ReplyDelete....."and please nobody should preach to me that i need deliverance cos i don't.."
ReplyDeletePoster the earlier u realise that u don't only need therapy, but also deliverance the better for u.
I believe there are forces which always push u to steal (especially from ur men). It might be ur foundation or spiritual husband playing pranks with u.
My dear u need serious deliverance in a bible believing church...
But, u must realize that no deliverance program can work on u unless u are willing to be delivered.
Deliverance without willingness from d person involved is waste of time
You need help ASAP! Stealing to show off? imagine the mentality....my dear even if you get married with this way of life, it won't last. You have been brained washed by an evil spirit thinking you will not survive without stealing whether in relationship or in marriage.
ReplyDeleteStella stop deceiving her with that line "If u loose him,he was never urs"..
ReplyDeleteNothing like he was never hers.. He might be destined to be her husband but her thieving ways scared him away. Nobody wants to marry a woman who steals. She is a petty armed robber.. her children will end up stealing. Such things are hereditary.. U want d man to stupidly marry her and risk having kids that will turn to armed robbers and kidnappers tomorrow?.
I am a man..no matter how I love a woman,if she steals from me,daz d end of d relationship. Love no reach there mbok.
Ain't you a fool? You have never done anything bad before?
DeleteShe's not just an armed robber she's a prostitute as well, you need deliverance, nothing more, nothing less.
DeleteI can see that the poster is in the comment section cussing people out for airing their views on her izu oshi lifestyle.
DeleteShe go dey alright last last.
Chi don't mind her. This poster is an unrepentant criminal, their is no need advicing her
DeleteWhat I know is that if a man loves you, he will spend on you. So please tell him what you need. I believe if he has it, he will surely give you. Good luck
ReplyDeleteWhen you think you have read it all on SM and the you read this one 😲😲😲😲
ReplyDeleteMadam you need to see a therapist and also deliverance bt first a real therapist so they the root cause of your need to steal can be addressed
LEP😛
Madam Tiffania, you cannot eat your cake & steal it. One of these days, you'll be caught by one Alhaji loverboy, and would've have to choose between a long sleeve & a short sleeve...
ReplyDeleteGoodluck...
Idiot
DeleteHahahaha @ madam Tiffania, classic...well na her know o, insulting people up and down comment section, the day you will steal from someone and they will burn you is coming, continue hahahaha
DeleteSt. Frankool has never lost his cool before! This is a serious matter
DeleteMy dear..since it's simply ur longer throat that's worrying u..den it's no p. All you need do is CHOOSE!!! TO REMAIN A THIEF OR STOP AND GET MARRIED.. the choice is yours. no plenty story...you say you don't need deliverance? you lie!!! you need it asap...coz the spirit of stealing has possessed you and that's why you destroy great relationships with your stealing and also about to destroy a potential relationship that may lead to marriage...stop stealing and become a better person and build a home..or keep stealing and die alone and in shame..cos I foresee you being caught and being stripped naked and paraded around town and social media...its all up to u.
ReplyDeleteWell I would have said gone for deliverance but you said we shouldn't advice you on that.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll just 🚶
Keep walking please.
DeleteShe's cussing people out here sef.
DeleteNo one should waste any advice on her.
May her izu oshi ministry grow from strength to strength.
Amen Chi!
DeleteSuch a shameless thief! See her all over the place cussing people
YOU NEED DELIVERANCE FROM THE KLEPTOMANIC SPIRIT MBOK
ReplyDeleteMtchewwwww
Deleteposter since you said no one should advice you to go for deliverance then I have no advice for you because what ever advice I give will not be taken. Besides the best advice is the one given by self, so use your tongue to count your teeth.
ReplyDeletePoster ife ji gi jisi gi ike.
ReplyDeleteNdi village gi nuru iyi na iwe si na igaghi abanata ulu.
Onwe ga egbu Nwa nkita na ebu uzo kpochie ya imi ka oyara inu isi nsi.
Ichoghi inu ekpere nzoputa?
Nke gi ekpomekwe mana imaro.
Now, hear this "The reason i steal is because men are stingy and once you start a relationship,they stop being nice with cash and expect everything for free."
ReplyDeleteBabe, you're simply a slave to your desires.
Why send this in if you do not want any advice.
ReplyDeletePoster u are an unrepentant thief!its like u can never change!ur own deliverance wey u need na for fourty days and fourty nights! U wd soon be caught and taken to kuje prisons or kirikiri prisons if u don't desist from his demonic act of yours! All dis is just to Slay o!to slay for d gram! May God Deliver U!
ReplyDeleteJudgemental fool
DeletePrison ke, na tire dey go use burn the fool
DeleteHmmmm.. This is serious. I have no words
ReplyDeleteYour reasons for stealing makes it hard for one to advise you. You are a kleptomaniac and very greedy. You want to show off and live above your means, you need a therapist because you are not well. Your condition is not spiritual though. I
ReplyDeletePlease ensure your guy knows about your condition before getting married to him.
See this mugu poster. U need serious deliverance, you sound like the devil is using your heard to during water & he will just useless your life since you don't want to see God as your solution, better run to Living faith church & give your life to Christ,better still go to MFM for deliverance bcos Satan has placed your marital life & financial life on ruin's lane.
ReplyDeleteAs a thief that you are no body will ever take you serious,not even your work place or so called men who u claim to love you.
You need deliverance & then you need to kill greed & erase every thought of to steal from your mind,let it be a conscious effort all time
You are the mugu.
DeleteI think what you need is not deliverance but a change of mind set. What is wrong with you working with you hands to get what you need. Must you depend on men?
ReplyDeleteI wonder o, lazy theif.
DeleteIt is called kleptomania..you are suffering from a rear disorder
ReplyDelete"rear disorder?"
DeleteHow about "front disorder?"
Your type is RARE
On one hand you say you steal to belong to a certain class and on the other, you say you do it because men are stingy?
ReplyDeletePlease stop the self entitlement. I wont recommend deliverance cause you don't seem like you need it. You just come off as greedy. Stop the stank attitude before it actually ruins you. Sure you've seen or at least heard of the video where a girl was caught stealing a phone and pepper was put in her privates, that might be child's play compared to what might happen to you of you don't stop this. Carry your face comot from another person thing, and if you need cash simply ask for it.
Wisdom is profitable to direct
You are the one with a stinky atittude.
DeleteAnd you, poster are a fish head
Delete🤣🤣🤣
As far as am concerned even if we advice u, u wont still feel any remorse about stealing...so pls go ye into d world and continue stealing but no go steal for mainland oh.
ReplyDeleteGet lot if u don't know what to say.
DeleteHahahahaha...this poster is craz craz...make una stop to dey waste una advice
DeleteYou sound like a reformed 'Runs' girl who keeps dating the men you meet in the line if 'business'
ReplyDeleteThis is a lifestyle you are used to so that is why you never mentioned how hard you work to afford your own things.
Do you have a job? Business? Why can't you buy those things yourself? What right do you have to steal from someone that works for his money?
Yes you are right about one thing... You do not have a spiritual problem and if you don't want to be tied to a stake and burnt oneday, you better get rid if this vice you picked up in your line of trade.
The tone of your mail suggests that you must steal from your boyfriend.. All you are asking us for is just when to break the news to him? Before ir Affer the act??
Make a lifestyle change. Realise that whatever you acquire to impress other people will only last in their minds for a fleeting second before they forget you.
Don't try to live a fake life for others. Manage what you can afford. If you eventually build a marriage on this shaky foundation.. You will not have anything to teach your kids because unfortunately, you are empty.
A word they say, is enough for the wise. STOP STEALING.
Thank you, she's a runs girl thief, well most runs girls are thieves.
DeleteOmo, you are just lucky, hmmmmmm that guy you stole his forlex is a nice guy. Knowing fully well that it was just the two of you in that house would have made him to search you and beat that spirit out of you. God saved you that day.
ReplyDeletePoster you are not remorseful and repentant for causing people sorrow by stealing from them and very selfish and arrogant- you are scared because your acts will soon find you out in this present relationship and you want marriage and not that you want to stop. Even if you marry this guy tomorrow you will still continue.
If you like be living in denial you need serious DELIVERANCE and fast too. Better confess to him now and seek help before it's too late.
You people are just judgemental, stop.
DeleteOkay... Maybe we should clap for you.
DeleteOlodo!!!
Hiaa,!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe what I just read.
Jesus fix it. Fix it lord
What you should do now is (1) go back to God and confess your sins to Him from genuine heart & accept Him Has your Lord & Savour. If you're ready to change God Almighty will forgive you through His Son Jesus Christ; you shall be save from sin and you will have a new life. (2) don't ever have it in your mind of stealing from your husband to be, just open up to him, tell him your past experience in life, if He truly loves you, he will forgive you. Because Bible says that love covers the multitude of sin. Pls, don't go back into stealing or kind of evil activities. So that, you can have a new life in Christ Jesus!!! God bless you
ReplyDeleteSpirit of thief thief full your body not because men are stingy. I pray someone did not curse you with that.
ReplyDeleteBetter pray to God to deliver you from it. Go and meet your pastor to help you in prayers too. Anyone you have offended that must have done that to you, tell God Almighty to remove it.
Chai. Madam beautiful thief thief.
Today is just busy for me. My handsome boss is leaving today.
Poster, you are the only one that can help yourself. You steal cos youre greedy, lazy and stingy to yourself!; and you will only quit when you decide to give it up. You either do that fast or you will be doomed forever!. WTH
ReplyDeleteYou justify ur stealing? And nobody should preach to u?
ReplyDeleteI see u caught in a big supermarket n ur stealing video and story in the internet.
I see u beaten blue black on d street where u reside and almost lynched.
I see many divorces, if any man mistakenly marry u.
Keep up d good work of meeting up appearance, taking wat is rightfully yours from stingy men n living d life
At op,my advice for you is to repent from this sin of stealing.
DeleteBe contented! Stop being greedy!
Get your self a job or you can acquire a skill or learn a trade to fend for yourself. OK?
Poster you sound like your mind is already made up on what to do, so why sick for our opinion.Well, i'll advice u change and turn from your evil ways, u don't have to tell him about your stealing habits, just make up your mind to change or be ready to loose this guy just the same way you lost the others.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with this poster?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you going under anonymous to curse people who are giving you ad?
advice*
DeleteYou don't kneed "deliverance" poster, you need salvation that Christ gives
DeleteYou don't need all those "big babes" you call friends; they are leading you astray
Humble yourself and call upon God to help you
Be content with your NEEDS being provided and not your wants.
You do need deliverance my dear, whether its long throat or being a serial thief or whatever you classify it to be. You seem not to have control over this habit
ReplyDeletePlease steal and kill yourselve
ReplyDeleteThis posters calling is stealing.. She's an unrepentant thief..she's jumping over the post cussing people who says Anything that doesn't go down well with her,why seek advice wen u know its your talent.. One day soon them go lynch you with tire hanging on your sorry neck.. Anuofia
ReplyDeletePreach it hahahahaha
DeletePoster I almost spilled a tear while reading this. You have let this become an addiction and now it is controlling you. I don’t know why I got so emotional at your cry for help... I’m glad you did this though. Your path is leading you towards destruction. No body will wife a thief. No body. If by chance you cover this disgusting act and your hubby discovers this during the marriage, he will divorce you. That’s because he will never trust you.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure you have tried to stop but can’t.
The key is replacing an addiction with another another Spirit. This can only be done spiritually. Only through fasting, praying and the word of God.
Go and confide in a pastor you trust, tell your mother if you think she will agree with you in prayer. See this as a battle you can win. Jesus already won it all.
You can’t do this alone. They day you are caught you will be stripped and maybe burnt, if you survive your story will get to instablog and your name will be ruined. You will bring shame and disgrace to your family and no normal human being would want to be married to you or anyone from your family.
Then you will bite your fingers in regret.
Do something now before you are disgraced.
Recognize that this isn’t normal, that it is a problem and that you need help FAST
Poster...tell before you steal. I am sure he would think you are joking.
ReplyDeleteThen to prove you are serious steal something really big...steal his penis. ,his generations unborn..even his parents ....but make sure what you steal is something big..so he would hate himself for not believing you rather than hating you for saying the truth.
Then break up with him and re start this cycle with another man.
Thank me now
Hahahaha
DeleteHahahahahaha laugh oooo, the poater self is not ready to repent still replying people with Abusive words may God heal your soul o..
ReplyDeletePoster please do not steal from your present boo,I feel is best you tell him your weak point which is stealing, let him assist you to over come it.
ReplyDeletePLEASE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN. NIGERIA CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER ANINI/SHINA RAMBO. ABEG.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteI want to believe someone is impersonating the poster, going under anonymous to cuss people.
ReplyDeleteSha pele poster. God will fix you
This poster is such an Asshole. Abusing everyone under anonymous. You brought your story here, deal with it. You are free to abuse your mother, grandmother and great grandmother under any of my two comments. Oniranu
ReplyDeletePoster please drink sniper and die.An unrepentant,shameless thief deserve nothing but death
ReplyDelete