OMG! I have a Don't Pick saved on my phone too!!! One weekend, he accompanied me during my weekend errands and even helped carry my shopping upstairs. Then I started looking for my phone. He kept calling my line and eventually went to check the car whilst still calling my line. He came back upstairs and asked me why I saved his number as Don't Pick.
Lizzy, Anon is being sarcastic. Everyone knows StFrankooL is in a world of his own. Take it or leave it😆😃. This blog sha. Una be best medicine for the heart I swear.
Miss light..a female neighbor that always call me to confirm if there's light and I no she no go come back mint..always dashing me mint money each time he visits pepper body..a neighbor that's always angry and fighting with everyone
Doppel, Maybe the anon has the name shortened on phone. E.g "C.StngyRat"; but for the purpose of this post, spelt in full. *just saying* cos I do same too since there is a maximum xter restriction on save contact column
Unknown. I forgot the name he told me and I don't know how to ask him because it will seem as if I am not taking him seriously, so I saved it with UNKNOWN.
During my single day's I saved my side boos name as 131,unknown calleretc so whenever I'm with the real boo and any sidee calls or send text he will think it's mtn spasm message or call
Do not pick When will she change Pretender Lie lie for africa I neva chop Olamide look-alike Name forgotten Mtn master Heart scammer Snake girl Fake buddy I save this name either with what they exhibited,character or real names forgotten. I had so many hilarious ones but had to delete em when one of them saw me saved his name with 'disturbance' lol
😂😂😂my husband saw the name the other day and said, na wa o! Is that a new pastor in your church? Shame no catch You, you saved his name sexy kwa? What am I na? I kuku say, unku no vez na nickname...i sharp sharp open blog for him to see his name o! I can't pray prayer abeg...🤣🤣🤣
If your calls make me angry or you are pestering my life.. I don't save at all. I just cram the last 3 digits😁😁 The reason is because I'm too lazy to start deleting the number later, and since I can't hide my feelings... The callship won't last anyways..
I have saved somebody's name as: OUD Perf 100%🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 She was selling them.
@my two kobo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait oh! You didn't add 'spermy'? 😂😂😂. You get luck. You would have seen the other side of Oga as you would have explained how a pastor is not not only sexy but spermy too🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes Oh! Our very own Pastor SSD. Any other is a counterfeit. Hailings bro. 🙌 And 💋💋 to the lil man and Sexy Mummy Nekus😚😚
Have you seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before? NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS; 1. Amaka Okporoko 2. Uche Azu ndu 3. KC Abacha 4. Nkechi Crayfish 5. Chika Anu ewu 6. Ndubuisi Afo anu 8. Nonye Tomato 9. Tony Beans 10. Ify Garri 11. Nkiru Okpa 12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei 13. Okey Kanda 14. Chidi Anu Jaki 15. Emeka Akpannu. 16. Nduka Yobasi 17. Chioma Azu mangala 18. Emma Odu efi 19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu 20. Stella Ukpaka 21. Odukwe Anu ewu 22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka 23. Ezinne Ukazi
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Pest!
ReplyDeleteThe idiot
DeleteLesson learnt
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Do Not Pick
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteOMG! I have a Don't Pick saved on my phone too!!!
DeleteOne weekend, he accompanied me during my weekend errands and even helped carry my shopping upstairs. Then I started looking for my phone.
He kept calling my line and eventually went to check the car whilst still calling my line.
He came back upstairs and asked me why I saved his number as Don't Pick.
Who... the person kept disturbing me and I dint know who it was
DeleteI had a 'who' too, maybe still in my contact sef. The person kept calling & it wasn't making any sense.
DeleteMumu ikotun!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
DeleteI just laughed the way I read out 'Mumu Ikotun!
Menstruation Girl..... Because na everytime she come my house she dey see her menstruation.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha..you cray
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteLol, kai una no go kill person for this blog with laugh. Which one is menstruation girl again?
DeleteEwo!!!! Hahahahaha
Delete🤣🤣
DeleteIyke ph nuisance
ReplyDeleteKuku kill me😂😂
Delete😃😂😂😂
DeleteAnonymous
ReplyDeleteDare idobo
Delete#The reason why people give up so fast, is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come*
ReplyDelete..and its possible to save a paragraph as a name? Yo phone is good oo
DeleteAnon 18:37 kukuma kill me 😂😂😂
DeleteAnonymous seems u r new.. Lol
DeleteLizzy, Anon is being sarcastic. Everyone knows StFrankooL is in a world of his own. Take it or leave it😆😃. This blog sha. Una be best medicine for the heart I swear.
DeleteMTN. The guy could spend hours on phone talking nonsense to the extent I always avoided his calls
ReplyDelete"Don't pick!"
ReplyDeleteDon’t pick
ReplyDeleteDefault Smile
Kill
Mixed friends
When I was in school I saved..
ReplyDeleteGod forbid
Turkey...because she sells frozen and I collected her number that day in case my sister in law wants to argue about the new price in turkey.
ReplyDeleteAatfish...because she sells catfish, to know when she's less busy.
Madam typing,... my typist.
Angel Handsome...because he is an angel and handsome too. 😘😘😘
Ehn...I remember saving someone's contact with Devils incarnate years back...lol but this person can lie for Africa..omg
DeleteI can't stop laughing
Chop kiss Beloved💋💋💋💋
DeleteNo be small Azu mangala 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHaha haha SDK will not kill someone
ReplyDeletemine is boda ode elejowewe
Pest
Stingykoko
Weyrey midnight caller
ReplyDeleteStupid tumbler girl
Coward
DeleteWeird
Mama fish
ade smelly loool
ReplyDeleteBuffoon!
ReplyDeleteGoat!
Cursing Agent
Foolish!
Who is he?
Who is she?
Unserious!
Call I don't know!
I have "hmmmm" on my phone and I can't remember who it is or why I saved it that way now that I think of it.
ReplyDeleteI have also used "goat" before.
I have Hmmm too and also unknown but have deleted them when I did some contacts-closet cleaning.
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteSdk thief!. Dude called first time and lied to me straight. Never picked his call again. Ndi amusu😈😈
ReplyDeleteSo what is the SDK doing there?
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
Toyosi loosed pants
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteNo, this is ridiculous I'm crying.
DeleteSomebody save me. Chai.... Hahahaha 😂😂😂
DeleteAmarachi rice and beans
ReplyDeleteHusband snatcher,thief,miss I wan belong and oloko kekere
ReplyDeleteLmao.... @Hudband Snatched. And oloko Kekere.... Oh Lord. Biz. I'm practically holding my belly as I'm laughing.... Some BV's are simply hilarious
DeleteSee my life I laugh sotey I type error. I need to sack this my autocorrect. *Husband Snatcher.
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DeleteBig Head...
ReplyDeleteHello baby come say high to me naaa.
Candid dick😕😕😕
ReplyDeleteU see ur life?
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
Miss light..a female neighbor that always call me to confirm if there's light and I no she no go come back
ReplyDeletemint..always dashing me mint money each time he visits
pepper body..a neighbor that's always angry and fighting with everyone
Hahahahahahaha
DeleteEvil friend, gossiper,God will judge u
ReplyDeleteChukwudi stingy rat.
ReplyDeleteMy friend Chukwudi is not a stingy rat biko but tell me what kind of phone do you use that can let you save so much words for a contact name? Hmmmm
DeleteDoppel,
DeleteMaybe the anon has the name shortened on phone. E.g "C.StngyRat"; but for the purpose of this post, spelt in full.
*just saying* cos I do same too since there is a maximum xter restriction on save contact column
Was about asking same question Doppel asked, it can actually be shortened anyway.
DeleteDoppel mine can save complete
DeleteDoppel it can be longer if you saved it to phone instead of To Simcard
Delete'Sugarcane mallam'
ReplyDelete'Ignore'
😁😁😁
Smelly Pussy
DeleteBiro Dick
Uncle 500
Mummy Banga soup
LEP😛
Smelly Pussy
DeleteBiro Dick
Uncle 500
Mummy Banga soup
LEP😛
Hilarious 😆
DeleteBad news, and i did that because she is always calling me to tell me who just died or had an accident.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaah....leave me oh hahahahahaha
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteApt! So she never has any good news? Agent of doom☻
Were
ReplyDeleteBoxers guy
Bra Customer
Who
Wait first,pause and answer this question.
DeleteWhich one of the two do you wear? Bra or boxers?
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Kwesi Psycho and never answer
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ReplyDelete1. Who
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3. Who 3
Unknown. I forgot the name he told me and I don't know how to ask him because it will seem as if I am not taking him seriously, so I saved it with UNKNOWN.
ReplyDeleteSmelly pu@sy.
ReplyDeleteYea bro! I have inhaled something like that before... Yuck!
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
Oh lawd!! I give up!
DeleteI once saved someone as Delete, then forgot who and why.
DeleteSomeone once saved me as Stan Frisocrem on his phone. I was livid when I found out.
V.I Driver cos he picks those working on the Island after close of work.
ReplyDeleteHairdresser cos she makes my hair.
So?? Those IDs are common na and does not evoke laughter my friend! Dont be boring Cynthia!
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
It's second nature, she can't help it. Let her be like that, I like her.
DeleteABL- Amaka Big Lips
ReplyDeleteMary blue bra- my undergraduate days in Unilag 05, this babe was known for wearing blue bra all the time
Anonymous Rasta
Hahahhahahaahhahahahaha....guy u no well
DeleteIkwakwakwakwakwakwa stella come and carry ur anonymous bvs amaka big lips? Ikwakwakwakwakwa
Delete🤣🤣🤣reminds me of "Amaka beggy beggy"
DeleteBloggie..... Hahahahaha. Amaka beggy beggy.... Kuku kill me... Lol Abasi oh
DeleteOji isi(big head)
ReplyDeleteIfy parrot
Irresponsible
Ofe nmadu
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During my single day's I saved my side boos name as 131,unknown calleretc so whenever I'm with the real boo and any sidee calls or send text he will think it's mtn spasm message or call
ReplyDeleteI raise Beyonce hand for you.
DeleteDo not pick
ReplyDeleteWhen will she change
Pretender
Lie lie for africa
I neva chop
Olamide look-alike
Name forgotten
Mtn master
Heart scammer
Snake girl
Fake buddy
I save this name either with what they exhibited,character or real names forgotten. I had so many hilarious ones but had to delete em when one of them saw me saved his name with 'disturbance' lol
*Names
Deleteparasite, because he was always collecting from me stingy boy and he can beg for africa
ReplyDeleteMadam dirty...cos she's d one that collects money for our waste.
ReplyDeleteRam....cos he's name is Ramsey n have some attributes of a Ram.
Waste....cos he is such a waste to his people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete..mouth odour
ReplyDelete..Idiot
...beggy beggy
Chike STI
ReplyDeleteOvie bladder inf
Oy genital warts
No blame me, nathe work wey we dey do
😲🙆
DeleteSultry Onyx... I'm also guilty of this. But more like Iyabo Warakpa. Mimi Okporoko legs. Lol
DeleteOha leave mogul
ReplyDeleteThis anonymous rasta u are beginning to sound stupid fa!
ReplyDeleteTGIF blame it on the weed Yo
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
Which kind stupidities be dis
DeleteWhich kind stupidities be dis
DeleteSaid the same thing on a post earlier. Dumb ass.
DeletePastor Sexy Daddy (SDK).
ReplyDelete😂😂😂my husband saw the name the other day and said, na wa o! Is that a new pastor in your church? Shame no catch You, you saved his name sexy kwa? What am I na? I kuku say, unku no vez na nickname...i sharp sharp open blog for him to see his name o! I can't pray prayer abeg...🤣🤣🤣
If your calls make me angry or you are pestering my life.. I don't save at all. I just cram the last 3 digits😁😁 The reason is because I'm too lazy to start deleting the number later, and since I can't hide my feelings... The callship won't last anyways..
ReplyDeleteI have saved somebody's name as: OUD Perf 100%🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 She was selling them.
😁😁😁
DeleteFake pastor, blessing coconut, fruit seller, printer, scammer, house keeper, type, ugo cab, new driver, plumber, electrician, femi mechanic, Enugu, suspect etc.
ReplyDeleteMad dog, small duck,ewu aba, you go collect.
ReplyDelete@my two kobo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWait oh! You didn't add 'spermy'?
😂😂😂.
You get luck. You would have seen the other side of Oga as you would have explained how a pastor is not not only sexy but spermy too🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes Oh! Our very own Pastor SSD. Any other is a counterfeit.
Hailings bro. 🙌
And 💋💋 to the lil man and Sexy Mummy Nekus😚😚
Sango and unknown
ReplyDeleteConversations between a police man and a little boy that lost his way home ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteOh my world!
Police: Good day gentleman.
Me: Hi police man.
Police: what are you doing here this time of the day? Your parents live around here ?
Me: No, I lost my way home .
Police : where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police : Where do your parents live?
Me: Together.
Police : where is your house?
Me::: Next to my neighbors house.
Police : where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police : Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.
Abeg ooooo 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Enemy
ReplyDelete419
Doppelganger,I wear both nah. Lol
ReplyDeleteSteve Shoe
ReplyDeleteNathaniel stockbroker
Segun Oshodi
Ikenna CSM
Disturbance
ReplyDeleteH
Don't pick up
Have you seen an IGBO
ReplyDeleteMARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?
NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;
1. Amaka Okporoko
2. Uche Azu ndu
3. KC Abacha
4. Nkechi Crayfish
5. Chika Anu ewu
6. Ndubuisi Afo anu
8. Nonye Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Ify Garri
11. Nkiru Okpa
12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei
13. Okey Kanda
14. Chidi Anu Jaki
15. Emeka Akpannu.
16. Nduka Yobasi
17. Chioma Azu mangala
18. Emma Odu efi
19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu
20. Stella Ukpaka
21. Odukwe Anu ewu
22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka
23. Ezinne Ukazi
Aka gum,
ReplyDeleteStory teller,
Eze ndi asi,
Akpa Uche
1. ?
ReplyDelete2. ???
3. ? W
4. ? W1
5. Betrayer friendly foe friend from hell traitor (iPhone allows long id's)
6. Afang soup
7. Nails
8. Stalker
9. Dunno
I have Who is this 1-7
ReplyDeleteI also have Hausa Caller Don't Pick.
I think I've also saved someone as Waste or Idiot can't recall.