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So, yesterday i went to get my mom from work (as she had sent her car on an errand and coudnt wait), no qualms, thought it wil be an enjoyable mom/daughter bonding moment.
ReplyDeleteFirst of, she delayed me for like 30mins (she always does it),no complain. She finaly came. When Sighted her, i cleared the chair by my side, opened the doors and opened the trunk for the person carrying her things to put it in.
After the plenty "annoying" greetings, this woman just opened the owner's corner and balanced πππππ.
I looked at her and looked at the well cleared front seat and asked, are we expecting anyone else? In her usual sarcastic but striaght face and tone, sh goes, please use the central lock and please, i dont want this "noise", put it on a news station and the A.C shouldnt be too much, i have a cold... πππ
Owner's corner ke? ππππ
Like are you kidding me...I left my things and came all the way to be an Uber when you can just call an Uber (i said in my mind oh).
As God would have it, we needed to go somewhere later in the evening. Just the two of us and she was driving ππ.
Sincerly, it wasnt on purpose, i just prefer sittng behind in Peoples cars especially when we are more than two. So, i unconsciously sat at the back (owners corner of cos)ππππ.
It was the eye she gave me that brought me back to reality. I sarcastically asked her what the matter was and she goes "I know you are not mad now ππ, you better find your way to the front or come down. I couldnt help but laugh my way to the front. Then I asked her, "WHY DO YOU DISH WHAT YOU CANT TAKE? Since sitting in the back is sweet, i wanted to try it out" Her eyes answered me ππππ
But Jostified Mom, Bloggie, TGW...And all the awesome moms of this Blog, I realy need to know why do moms give what they cant take. This is one of one million examples. Sometimes we ask her and she says, "cos Im your mom, i gave birth to you" or her eyes answers us ππππ....
#MomsAreAnnoyinglyTheBest... I cant wait to "pepper" my kids with this privilege ππππππ
Okay, funny πππππππ
DeleteYour mum is funny
Deleteππππππππ.
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DeleteHahahhahahahhahahaha.funny mama
DeleteI totaly relate. My mum will call me from upstairs to take a cup sitting beside her to the kitchen But if i delay taking my cup for 1min, she brings down the roof
DeleteMum's will always be mum.
DeleteShout out to u Stella and all the lovely bvs.
πππ that's how they are o jare. I love mine like that, can't wait to be one, so help me Lord.
DeleteWetin be the meaning of all this shit u wrote up there. Chai na wa o. I must be noticed or I quench, chikito wannabe
DeleteOK we don know say u have a kabu kabu, oga run along. I wonder how long it takes you before u buy a car,and it seems that is your greatest achievement, pele dear WA WA alright
DeleteGosh! @ same girl you just described it. Dishing what they can't take.
DeleteMy mum walked into my room the other day and said 'your mother is going for wedding is this the gold sandal you want her to wear?'
The interesting part is both of us wear size 39. The rest of my sisters wear 40 and above. But i wear heels alot. However any of my heels that are short, it's good bye. She's been eyeing my gold sandal (you know those 2-strap ones) and I told her it won't work. So that day she just came that me I have gold sandal when she's here going for wedding and looking for one. Told her to remove her eyes from my things cos she taught me not to look at other peoples things. As I was talking she just took chair and climbed up to where I kept the shoe and carried it 'okay, your mother has carried your gold sandal. Come and beat me'. I was in shock!!
Then Saturday early in the morning. She just started fighting with my door. (She doesn't knock oh. She will just fight with your door and you will go and open. Then she will walk in with an attitude asking you who gave you permission to lock the door in her house. But her own room you dare not enter without knocking) so she now came and showed me her running shoes (that I got for her) that see oh the shoes have lost their balance. I told her its not true because I knew what I was seeing. The thing is my mum has been eyeing my workout shoes for a long time I've caught her 'stealing' them to wear a couple of times. She started telling me that I want her workout friends to laugh at my mother shebi. That okay. She will go and bore a hole in the toe area and wear it out today so that when she disgraces all of us in this estate we will know. As she said that she walked out (I didn't answer). Next thing she just walked back in, went straight to where my workout shoes were, jacked them and said 'come and take it if you're the one that gave birth to me'
I was like π²π²π²
The other time I wore my white sneakers she now said it was fine. That I should give her. I no answer. That's how this woman started knacking jeans the whole week (She was copying my style) as we face cap sef. And wearing my sneakers as a sign that she has owned them. I just went and bought another one quietly. But on my birthday I borrowed her purse (wey na me buy oh) cos it matched my dress. When we go to the event she called me and said ' its good to wear someones thing without permission ba? One good turn deserves another'
My mum is case!! Especially as I'm the only one in Lagos now. She just can't not frustrate me for one week.
When I gist my friends they will n like 'no naaau. Your mum is so cute and sweet to do that' I go just dey look them say una dey look face ba? She's cute buh mehn.... i tire for drama.
or is it the one I will dress up and she will hear me saying where I'm going to over the phone. She will just dress up and when I'm leaving she will just be walking infront me to enter the car. Like how can you be go on our with someone and you dont even know until you get to the car?!!
Lol,your mum is a funny woman
DeleteHahahaha...
DeleteSame Girl and Chikito, Your Mums are Bae.....
DeleteMothers rock abeg, if we all begin to recount, this blog to full die.....
I think my Mum takes the crown for the most dramatic Woman ever Livethπππππππ
Chikito chief Linus, have you moved back to your parents house? Kwakwakwa.
DeleteThis is what happens when you lie too much, na to forget the lie na him remain
ππππ your mom is very funny.
DeleteBeing a mom is such a beautiful thing, you know that feeling you get looking at your kids & saying to yourself "I gave birth to these kids so I own these kids, now is my turn, I can instruct them however I want"πππ it gives you that feeling that you're in charge now. I pray every woman experience this IJN.
#motherhoodrocks.
You done gone done it! Chikito is in full flow, she ain't gonna stop! Lawd help us!
DeleteSame for my mum. If she farts in my presence and I complain, she'll say she's my mother that I should be grateful for good health. If reverse is the case, she'll first ask me if I farted(which I can't deny) then start with Ori e o da, idiot, you are a bloody fool. That I should have opened her mouth to discharge the gas into.
Delete@Anon 10:05 calm down! I go to my parents every weekend π That's been the compulsory deal right from time and I still get freebies like soup and stew and all my clothes washed for me and even lunch delivered to my office when mama is in a good mood. How's that? π
Delete@10:30 Yes oh! I left yesterdays SP for you people. You think i didnt see what you did? so allow me today ππ its not my fault π
@Anon 10:05 calm down! I go to my parents every weekend π That's been the compulsory deal right from time and I still get freebies like soup and stew and all my clothes washed for me and even lunch delivered to my office when mama is in a good mood. How's that? π
Delete@10:30 Yes oh! I left yesterdays SP for you people. You think i didnt see what you did? so allow me today ππ its not my fault π
@cookie if I tell my mum's story here ehn, one post won't be enough. When you now veeex, she will tell you that you don't know she's getting old. That please oh its old age and every one Will get there one day. Imagine!
DeleteChai. Chiki has been bursted. Loooool. Its no easy to maintain a lie. Anons can keep records sha. Chiki you too sofry sofry. When u talk too much,lies go dey there.
DeleteJust laughing out loud here...I wonder how my children will narrate me in the nearest future.
DeleteI know you hun! Welcome back ππ Try harder π
DeleteDating a Church girl is cool until you tell her "Baby open it" and she replies "What verse?
ReplyDeleteππππππππππ
Good morning lovely people. XP thank God for you, your healing is permanent
*Larry was here*
Na wa for you o,na auto comment your phone dey?π
DeleteI am 16weeks gone and having serious pains in my right ribs down my waist. They call it round ligament... Pls has anyone experienced that before?
DeleteYes it is.. I also experienced it at 14weeks... I'm 16 weeks now
DeleteUrgently Needs An Answer!!!
ReplyDeletePlease what can I take for tooth ache, my mouth is already swollen. Have removed my teeth thrice now,am so tired of everything. Don't know what to do again. pls I need an urgent answer. Am feeling serious pains
I can't advise as one very useless anonymous said I recommended 'poison' the other time π
DeleteGo to the clinic. ..Tooth ache is not to be played with.. ..
Delete@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE
Best to visit a dentist.
Delete@ bug you and your generation are useless.
DeleteBetter go and sign up for N- health, at least you will get your first job.
Thank God you didn't offer your bottom bucket drugs/advice today.
i would have recommended CLOFENAC but since its already swollen I think it's best you go see a dentist.
DeleteLol @lady bug
DeleteSorry dear, visit a dentist as soon as possible. You shall get well.
DeleteUse WEED....this might sound crazy but it worked for me..i suffered toothache alot when i was in my adolescent age until an aunt of mine recommended weed...
DeleteGrind the weed into a powder then place it in ur mouth,on the area that is aching.
Mind u,when ever u try this make sure u won't be going any where cuz u will sleep d whole day and the aching will get worse for a while then it will stop.
After i tried mine I've never experienced toothache again.
If your boyfriend or husband does not play Bet9ja and you are here wishing you had someone better, you seriously don't know what God has done for you.
ReplyDeleteDontQuoteMe™
Betnaija is bea, Infact I help my hubby to select game, e dey pay bills or. Infact I always remind him to play it
Deleteπππ
DeleteLol
DeleteBet9ja get spirit.
How foreign girls ask if you're single:
ReplyDelete"Are you dating someone?
Nigerian Girl's: hehe you want your girlfriend to break my head abi.ππ
Good morning all,have a blessed day ahead.
ReplyDeleteNo cheating questions today?π
DeleteWho missed me?
ReplyDeleteWho you be?π
DeleteYay its Wednesday love you all
ReplyDeleteI am happy Xp is healthy
Hi bee10
DeleteLove you too Iya ibeji.
DeleteTHE ALMIGHTY GOD WILL SURELY INTERVENE IN YOUR SITUATION TODAY IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEN.
ReplyDeleteAmen. How are you doing dear?
DeleteAmen pastor π
DeleteAmen.
DeleteAmen. Let everyone on this blog say a prayer for my sister. She has been married for over ten years without a child.
DeleteWhenever I remember how u guys prayed for bv default smile, I have hope dat you guys can do d same for my sister thru d name of Jesus Christ.
Forgive my gbaguns, pls pray for my sister I promise to testify on this blog.
May God bless everyone on this blog amen.
God will open your sisters womb and bless her with the fruit of the womb. By this time next year, she will testify, amen.
Delete@10:57, God that did mine is still in the business...He will wipe her tears away only if she believes. Same goes to all TTC women here
DeleteGod will remember your sister and bless her with her own children for nothing is impossible before God.
DeleteMay God bless each and everyone of you 4 saying a prayer for my sister.
DeleteLove π you
Anonymous 11:09
Victorious Ehis
Adadioramma
May God hear all ur prayers in Jesus name amen.
Oh no ! I don't even want to get up today...so so exhausted., but woman must 'woerk'. No food for the lazy man!!π
ReplyDeleteShout out and kisses to all my lovelies πππππππππππππ
......Signing Out Beloved~SDK BLOG PA
Better wake up beloved (special Pa) don't be a lazy person.πππ
DeleteThat is the spirit, may you enjoy the fruit of your labour.
DeleteGood morning everyone. Have a wonderful day.. Breakfast calling..
ReplyDeleteAnon A: What is this "IVF" that is been talked about here?
ReplyDeleteAnon B: Iretioluwa Vivian Folahanmi
Missing blog visitor. We are all looking for her.
πππππππππ. Bvs gat no chill mehn.
Una Good morning o. So, u pipu cannor ask after somebody abi? Issorite.
God assured me in the Bible that those who put their trust in him, shall never be let down. Still holding tight to those promises. Even if it's not gonna be today, but it's gonna be alright someday, definitely.
#sayalittleprayerformylildarling.
#hesgoingtrualot.
God's healing is permanent in his life.
DeleteI saw that IVF comment too ππ
DeleteMy darling Rhoda, God will perfect all that concerns him in the Mighty Name of Jesus.
DeleteGood morning one big and happy family, hope we all had a good night rest? have a nice day ahead, one love
ReplyDeleteGood morning
DeleteGood morning to one of the real man on this blog, iyanu maashele soonest
DeleteIslandbabe
Good morning everyone beautiful..
ReplyDelete@ XP sorry dear
May healing power of God fall on you.
Quick recovery to you.
What again??
Morning ya'll.
ReplyDeleteShout to you Stella, you rock!
Shout out to all bvs that makes this blog interesting. 20gbosas for una.
Shout out to me,myself & I. I'm the best
#makeGodfamoustoday
Shout out to all the lovely bvs here, you guys rock.
ReplyDeleteMay this day bring lots of pleasant surprises to our lives IJN. Good morning people.
Shout out to you too π
DeleteHow's your baby doing?
DeleteAmen.
DeleteGood morning dear
Amen. Shout out to you too.
DeleteI just love your blog personality. U must be a very good person for real
DeleteMy personal person Lady bug of life πππ
DeleteSimiluv baby is doing great πππ from him to you.
Stella Maris baby πππ
Cynthy baby sorry this is coming late congrats on becoming a new aunt, extend my greetings to your sister & the babyπππ
Thanks @anon9:34, I'm a good person but not perfect.
is this feeling normal? ive been with my BF for 3yrs now, hes loving and ready to marry me, i care and like him alot, but i used to love him, somehow im scared of fully committing to him.
ReplyDeleteVery normal π
DeleteGood morning world.
ReplyDeleteThat anon going upandan calling my name when XP is mentioned pls recieve sense. I understand you are a die hard fan but know when to draw the line. She doesnt need such negative energy in her condition. You are doing harm more harm than good.
That said, I sent her a mail yesterday and she replied well. Shame on you anon. That is how you people go about fanning the embers of discord. Mtcheeew
Miss Aboki,so nice of u. A very matured thing to do.God blessings
DeleteYou dey mind them?
DeleteThat's how one 'anon' was counting the people I don't 'play' with on the blog.
Memo to that anon: My observant minister, if you look well you will see many many more IDs. But you cant be bothered because you are commiting idolatry. Biko carry that your idolatry to another BV's corner and free me. Build a shrine, put your idol and worship - if you may. But don't DON'T bring that bullshit near me.
Make una just leave space make i dey drop my comments ππ that's my own.
E remain ke du ije clan members, una sabi una sefs! Iphie God bless you for rising above pettiness when human life is involved.
DeleteEnvy,bitterness, jealousy,hate,un forgiveness are very powerful in stop your blessings.
ReplyDeleteLet this go and you will see your self prosper without stress!
Shout out to you my darling SDK and all the good spirited individuals in this blog.You guys rock!
But borrowing sence will do u a whole lot of good
DeleteGoodmornin. Islandbabe
Heheheheeh Anon:09:35 may God heal your spirit OK.
DeleteCheers!
Starry leave me alone abegπππππππ
ReplyDeleteMa shout out goes to all the lovely people in this blog....ma baes and boos.....I heart yu all.... keep being strong and yu....One love...kissesπππππππππππππππππ
ReplyDelete❤❤❤❤❤❤
DeleteHow are you feeling?
DeleteGood morning family.
ReplyDeleteIt is another beautiful day,I am grateful lord.
Have a nice day all
Good morning people of the Lord...
ReplyDeleteThank God for life, thank you Lord for Xp, you'll get better speedily in Jesus name.
Shout out to everyone here, God will perfect all that concerns us. Amen
Have a blessed day y'all.
Morning cynthia
DeleteHi cynthia congrats to your sister
DeleteLovely morning. Good day all.
ReplyDeleteLets all enjoy God's goodness Amen. XP thank God you are ok. Be a strong lady and dont allow what happened to you to bring you down. You are stronger than the devil. Stay well and be blessed Amen.
Let us all continue to thank God everyday of our lives. We dont know the battles He fought for us during the night.
Today is cool. The roads were free, no tanker at sight. wetin happen?
It should just continue like that.
We will be having a programme in the church Thursday, tagged ENCOUNTER. Come and encounter Jesus with your problems. Your problems should not define you, but you should define the problem. It is well with us all.
Stay blessed. Drank Ijebu Garri this morning with sugar. Let me go and look for what to eat.
I read the boredom post and all i can say is that I eat all food that God has provided except snakes, tortoise, monkey, lizards, i am not from chinko.
God has given us everything under the earth, so we can eat what we like. My favourite food at all times is EDIKAN IKONG WITH FOO FOO. I love that food.
As in heennn! I'm happy the road is free today. I got to work early. That feeling is so cool.
DeleteWoW... Are you in Dc uyo, or it spreads across all DC parishes ?
DeleteI am too... New tho
Have a swell day☺
Do you have a side guy?
ReplyDelete????π
DeleteNa reply jump come here like stand alone comment buggy
DeleteDear Father
ReplyDeleteWith a heart full of thanksgiving and praise,I say thank you God for gift of life..
There is none like you,for your kingdom and reign is everlasting!!Glory, honour, and praise are yours now and evermore in Jesus'Name. Amen
Amen,π.
DeleteAmazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
ReplyDeleteThat saved a wretch like me,
I was once lot, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.......
Ututu oma my people. Lemme drag u a bit back to my yesterday's comment on IHN. I'm not saying using a cheap N12.50k is wrong but I'm saying the person/personality wasn't commensurate with the purchase. I mean who woulda thought that such man of class will buy cd subsidized by society for family health esp for people who could scarcely afford it? And he was still saying it ought to be 40 for a pack of 4? Nna unu agaghi aghota mehn.
ReplyDeleteAnyways Elastic I was taken back to time with your comment, reminded me of one song we chant on the streets of onitsha after winning any game " o buro jersey Na-Agba...system Na-agba", hitting our make shift drum kom kom and screaming on top of our voices. Chai
The general's wife, let me assume that your inference is correct lol, Nke ahu ka kwe nghota. Babe di okay, amam Na udo di?
Chike Nwanna, kedu ka eke si anya anwu?
Adadioramma o kwa Ada ide ka m bu. I would have said Na amu sirim Ike n'elu akwa but some people ga-emisunderstandim so kam mechie onu.
To others that replied my comment, I didn't mean to imply that you using a N12.50 condom or allowing your boyfriend use such for you is wrong o, I just didn't experrrit from the dude, Dazol. But as you like am, use am.
Happy Wednesday darlings. A nam abia
Your explanation long pass the actual comment sefπ
DeleteSultry Onyx nne ife di mma. Udo ma akwa.
DeleteAs for your comment, forget packaging, guy man no fit hold as you see am.
Onye oma oga adiri mma ya gaziere gi.
Long pass meaningless and needless. Obviously wants to be initiated into kedu ije clan. You'll fit right in, pretentious as anything.
DeleteNoted.
DeleteCHIKE TEFLON
ReplyDeleteI saw your reply yesterday where you hailed me in igbo. Omo the thing sweet me die. π even though I didn't understand, I just gbadun am. And someone was complaining you type too much in igbo, mtcheeeeew, radarada. Don't mind them, it's slavery mentality. They believe English is superior to their native language.
Chikito, Pls no vex I wan borrow your boo for today. He just pressed my buttons. For some of us, that's our love language. I know you are not selfish abi... Thanks.
AGELLESS LOVES CHIKEππππ... 18/10/17
Yaaaaay!!!
Enh enh,
Queen and boss, I remember you said something a few days ago. You said I should follow you "waka" ahahaha... πππ. Biko leave me with Jesus oooooπ€.
Good morning my wonderful people....
ππ
Thanks AGELESS T, I really appreciate your kindness but I'm out of service for you.
DeleteMy Chikito get my full network...
πππππ
#ChikiChi2017 #LetNoManPutAsunder
Hehehehe I understand that feeling.
DeleteWait wait wait. @Ageless T is it because I'm playing with you? Imagine!! My own boo??!! Hehehehe. You people should come and hold me oh. Cos this comment has travelled to the South-South region. My own Ugebe? My chike? Mr. Firmous the sweet guy? Worldwide billionaire??! All currencies and counting?? U must be joking!!
DeleteChiki and Chike una two will not kill me here!
DeleteChikito no gree oooo, before you know it now she will waka with queen & knack pigeon for Chike head & from borrow she will be owner. Chikito shine ur eyes ooo, no let pant wear you oooo. I don talk my own
DeleteChikito she used "borrow" here. Hahahahaha, Nne wetuo Obi, na you get am fully ok? Bia Nwanna, kedu ife ina egburu oge? Mee ya kita Ada ga abia wua egwu. Achorom akuko.
DeleteNwunye G kedu ije?
@adadiorama I say NO!! π
DeleteJust read Dammy krane's post. What's the fuss about? Why so much bitternes towards the young man? Some of you have shit on that will make ppl spit on you but you come here spilling bile just cause it's 'e' huh?
ReplyDeleteDude was accused of fraud which isnt confirmed yet and ya all calling for his head. Mere allegations.....even if he was involved,so? God forgives and dammy ought to move on. The blood shed on the cross was for ppl like him not your judgemental hypocritical asses.
Leave the boy be,it is not una private jet or posing! Dammy live life to the fullest and stay forever happy. However always be on the right track,peace!
Oh i see...shout out wednesday....
DeleteSharrat to my amiable bari-star sisi eko! Where are you sweetie? Miss you plenty.
Shanty the voltron! Carry go!
DeleteExactlyπ
DeleteBe honest and positive in everything you do and watch God perform wonders for you.
ReplyDeleteGood morning lovelies
ReplyDeletePositive vibes only
Good morning to you all . Decided to wear my boo shirt to work today. It Looks so big on me . Still wearing it tho.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful morning.
ReplyDeleteDo not wait to fall sick to know its a privilege to be healthy.
Heal the sick lord n restore the broken hearted
Good morning better pikin. Thank God you're fine. Good to have you back.
DeleteMorning ideato..
DeleteMorning ideato...
DeleteI'm calling out jamoore this morning, Bros who do u think say u be, ehn? Slapping our mouth with money here and there, if u give me sef I won't take it, when was the last time u dropped a comment here, so That we'll know say u still be one of us, instead you will just sit down in a corner sipping Hennessey and watching us on sdk. Jamoore take your time o
ReplyDeleteIslandbabe
Yinmu π
DeleteTop of the morning to U, yes "U"
ReplyDeleteShout out to all sane people here. π
Chike, I get headache trying to read your comments, ogini? π
Some of you just know how to stretch matters out of proportion. Na wa to una
LadyBug, pls bug with some common sense and compassion today u hear? π
What else? So XP got tons of mail? With all the hate back then? Some of you have a heart of gold, yet you will be forming blog fight and haters.
Kisses to those that have brushed this morning; don't come and carry your dirty mouth and be collecting kiss.
I wonder how couples kiss deeply early in the morning when they haven't brushed. π
Bye..π
Meaning? mtsheeeeew π
DeleteMeaning? mtsheeeeew π
DeleteLol
DeleteNdo.
Lady Bug u sound upset...Lol
DeleteYou can actually bug in an annoying way sha.Some comments dont need your bug claws. Talking abt sane Bvs, yes am one of them.
Graced Momma I think I like you. I like fucking married women with kids.
Don't talk rada rada here. Some of you like fucking married women too. Like Chike and Elastic....Lemme not mention more names
I have been laughing since I read the 93yr old wedding post. I have imagined all sorts....helping him brush,changing his diaper,bathing him, putting in his dentures, cuddling him on her lap, carrying him to bed, never worrying about rivals....
ReplyDeleteLmao!
And to think she was his girlfriend before they got married.
Lmao!
Omg!!!!
And then someone had to call him a corpse. How long do you want your own parents to live? Yourself? Your kids? It's easy to argue that you would never put yourself in such a position at that age and give someone else the chance to call you names but is there really a position that warrants being called corpse while alive no matter the age?
I read that and it felt like someone walked over my grave.
Lol...oh yea,pun intended (in Sexy Daddy's voice.
Hahahaha haba, changing his diaper kuma
DeleteSperm donor doesn't know what a pun is but ok!
DeleteGood morning my beautiful people. Wish you all God's goodness
ReplyDeleteIts my wedding anniversary today 3year down forever to go can't wait for the anniversary present to hubby very anxious somebody smh
ReplyDelete#GDR
Olami happy wedding anniversary.
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary to you!
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary to you
DeleteGod will bless you with the fruit of the womb and you will carry the baby to full term, amen.
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary
DeleteHappy wedding anniversary
DeleteIts my first time on a spontaneous post..........
ReplyDeleteYayyyyy!
Lol
So I have been crying since,my phone was dead only to power it in the night and what did I see........
ReplyDeleteWhooooshhhh!!! Free shoe and clothes Giveaway I was doing fasting and prayer for.....
Lol I heard I was the number 500 caller,......I ran as fast as my short legs could carry me to WhatsApp, .....not read,my people I fainted.....its well. congrats to the winners....i will intensify my fasting and prayers!!!!!!
God bless everyone plenty!!!
Eayah,sorryπ
DeleteMorning y'all
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day y'all
You too sweetyπ
DeleteUna good morning o.our landlady Stella God bless u real good.abeg Bee10 my fellow telemundo lover pls how did iron Rose finished.. what happen to Altergracie,Sawu (in ur voice) and Monica.pls maami gist me.my subscription expired and no money yet.Wish all of Una a blessed day.
ReplyDeleteAltagracia played a fast one on them she faked her death and went to Paris in fact I was partying with her.
DeleteSawuuuu married monkey baby and she finally called Altagracia mum cos she finally married sawuuuu the confused fellow,her mum accepted her but she almost shot sawuuuu on the wedding day that he betrayed her which is true cos he shouldn't have married any of them but I guess the writer was high. Imagine chop mama and daughter tueh!
Braulio died a shameful death and his son Diego the weakling actually posted the video of Altagracia killing Raphael monkey and how she accepted the hit on filipe. I hope you have subscribed please don't miss the Price of fame it is lit.
Dangerous Affarir has 15 episodes to go before we start La fan which issssa comedy.
Have a blessed day too
I'm so bored.. need friends around my life.
DeleteHubby goes to work and am all alone
Can't work now cos pregnancy ish won't let meπ’π’π’π’π’
This story always makes me cry....
ReplyDeleteWeh done, onions!!!
Shout out to Stella, this platform is awesome!!! 0
ReplyDeleteFabbie, you're the best of the best, don't worry, they will soon hear ππππππ
Chikito, no words for you Bae, bestest..... Always ready to read and respond to my questions, thanks alot Sweetie......
Lafresh, I will put water in your Ear!!! 0
Coookiiee ππ
DeletePutting water in someone's ear is one of the symptoms. Pele. You will be fine darl. I miss you
Deletekeep praising Him, always praise Him, don't stop praising Him.Give praises a trial and you wouldn't regret it because He love being praised.#praiseskeepmegoing
ReplyDeleteAnon 9.00 sorry about your toothache. You have removed 3 times. That means before you get to 60, na cooked overdon fish you go dey eat and you will be eating mashed food.
ReplyDeletePlease take care of your teeth. Go to the hospital.
I always use Euthymol toothpaste, i think it is good for toothache.
Ekpele oo, you will be fine at the end.
Cynthia baby how are you? congrats on your new addition. May God bless you all Amen
Omg!!!!!!....... crying
ReplyDeleteanon 09:44 take your own advice and stop being petty too. The Nne Kedu Ije group are not custodians of good health. Nonsense!!!
ReplyDeleteSo I remember one time I wanted to do "onyeoma" for my mom
ReplyDeleteNoticed her skin was looking dehydrated so out I took it upon myself to treat her skin
Bought her soap, exfoliating scrubs, oils, creams etc, and traveled back to my base.
When I returned a few days later, the soap was at the backyard, she had donated it to my younger ones to use for washing clothes and plates.All the creams and scrubs were converted to general use. As in free for all.
If you had seen the way she was dancing when i gave her these things, you would have thought she will at least hide it somewhere for her own exclusive use but for where?
If you wanna make my mom happy just send her money, beacuse if u say u want to buy expensive things for her, the next time you some you will see either my 14 year old sister or someone else wearing the thing.
Argumentum ad populum
ReplyDeleteThis fallacy is sometimes committed while trying to convince a person that a widely popular thought is true, based solely on the fact that it is a widely popular thought. In the argumentum ad populum, the population's experience, expertise or authority is not taken into consideration.
This shit drives me crazy, the number of people supporting a course doesnt make it fucking right, I could be the only one correct. But for where, you are the black sheep. My dilemma very often than not.
I'm so bored.anyone married around okeafa axis. Mainland.boredom is killing. Nepa not helping mattersπ’π’π’π’π’
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing...so touching.
ReplyDeleteMy momma doesnt care if am alive or not. We parted ways since i discovered her fetish ways. She runs from pillar to pole for her own selfish reason. No child from her worm is married man or woman. Am 48. Not married. My sister is 44-not married. Brother is 43 not married. Another is 39. No children to either of us. She told someone God should not allow me marry cos i will not allow husband take care of her. I used to invite her to my house until i heard her comment that "See how comfortable i am , living in a big house while she is languishing in poverty at home". That instead of living luxury, i should rather use the money to build house for her. She used to enter my room and pick my stuff. Accusing me of telling her to sleep in another room instead of sharing my room as mother/ daughter. We have never been closed right from birth. I did not grow up under her since age 1 as i was told. I only wanted to make amends but she is not worth that effort so i cut off communication since 2000.
ReplyDeleteEver since i cut off contact after i got so many negative revealations about her, she has not made any effort to know my where about. I dont really know her actual age. Cant reach any of her relatives as the were not on good terms too. Those i knew are all dead. She has even sowed seed of discord amongst the children. We dont relate too. We are of different fathers. By my guess,she cant be less than 73yrs, bcos she retired since 2005@ 60. Lives alone. Dont know how she copes.
Am worried what will happen if she dies. And not sure if others relate with her. They are not doing well financially too as i understand.
Dont know if its compulsory to attend ones mother's burial. There are alot of issues on ground i cannot write. Its been terrible. I dont see her as my mother. But the few times i made attempt to see her when the goings were good for her back in the 90s and i wasnt working, she claimed i came to see if she was dead so i can inherit her things. The thought of her death freezes me. Maybe thats when the villagers may harm me. I dont know. I have thought of sending money, but wont they insist on my physical presence? God has been with me all these years despites all the curses and manipulations.
BVs, please, What is your take if she dies?
You're 48, you cut off communication in 2000 that's 17 years ago - when you were 31??!
DeleteSo when did you start living in the big house she hates to see you in?
Okay, maybe you're trying to say too many things at once. Calm down and give us a coherent comment/chronicle. Then we can assist you
Look! Chikito is queen of coordinated lies so she assumes everyone is like her! Sebi you claim to live in lekki, you no see your juniors in cars and flats and even houses they own, working class peeps o, not even the business owners. Shior. Pinocchio's senior sister.
Delete@Chikito: what are you trying to imply, that a 31 years old cannot live in a big house or what? Are you serious??? Hmmmmmm some people and their reasoning sha.
ReplyDeleteOr their lack of reasoning...
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