Good Morn!!!...What are your 'boyfriends and girlfriends doing?'
No be small thing oooh.I made some food called Ukodo some days back but the food or the pepper or both is dealing with me..been having runny stomach and i am already weak.
I am off drinking coke but it looks like i need to get me some today cos it stops mine if i take it............or do you have another suggestion that does not involve taking tablets?
We really have angels on this blog and i am proud to say that so far 100k has been paid into my account for Stella the BV who sent in heart breaking mail.
I am yet to send the money because I am trying to gather all together and send her,dont wanna do it in bits.
BV Krix promised something so i am still waiting for that to add.
Please reach out to me if you are moved to help Stella either with cash or foodstuff.Read her story HERE
Lolo Ideato where have you been?Welcome back with your Staff bus tales.
Thank you everyone and have a great day......I plan to if the rain will allow me.
Kisses to ALL.
PS- Second hand items for sales post coming up by 9am Nigerian time
Beautiful Saturday morning, God thank you for the gift of life, thank you for blessing me. Saturdays are for weddings,getting set to go and eat party rice today, is long I attended any wedding, my clothes are set, shoe is ready, time to flex a bit.
ReplyDeleteSo I made it first to comment on sp this morning. Abeg make una dash me small something. Lol
Delete👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Delete🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 manage these ice-cream
*Larry was here*
God bless all those who came to bv stella's plight either in cash or kind. May your pockets not run dry.
DeleteOn a lighter note, to stop your runny stomach take gari either chew it dry or add only little water. This always works for me
The bv that advertised yesterday on the business meme post sharing one goat between four people, reply your message pls. , do you deliver to Lekki? one of my customers is interested
DeleteI used to yab Ideato with her staffbus and boos tales then but funny enough I miss her so much.
DeleteNow turned our blog Lolo, Wetin happen now?
Some people will just carry their body odour enter Bank and confuse your mission. You won't even know if you're in bank to Withdraw or Deposit.
ReplyDeleteGood fam, stay positive and say positive things to yourself
*Larry was here*
So people will never take care of themselves, they will just refuse to use roll on. Is well oh, if you now work in the bank I think you will understand better cos so mouth odor are even more dangerous than body odor.
Delete*some
DeleteLarry azinnnnnn ehennnnnn, banking hall is manageable, enter taxi first with some pple smelling like fowl's poo😠😠😠😠😠
DeleteI traveled yesterday and my friend couldn't call 2 find out how my journey was. I called him n ask him why he couldn't call to confirm if I arrived safety n what if something had happened to me n all he could reply was that he knew I would be safe n God forbids something bad happened. I was so pissed n told him I was angry @ him. I cut off the phone on him telling him goodnight n he couldn't call back. I'm just too pissed @ him. Should I break off d friendship. This was some1 we were still together a night b4 I left n told me how much he would miss me. I like him n he does too buh never spoke his intention. I could feel he almost kissed me as he hugged me n he spent time with me. I'm just wondering what would make him not to give a single call only to say he was sure I arrived safely. Should I break the friendship n ignore him?
ReplyDeleteYour friend that is kissing you? Okay.
DeletePark well abeg
DeleteThat ya friend is not into u o. He is just going to chop your ponyor n dump u. U better dump him first n walk away like a peacock. Something tells me he is a married man sef. Na dem way b dat. Always looking for free ponyor to hit n run.
DeleteContinue deceiving yourself and thinking ure relevant.
DeleteOde
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
ReplyDeleteFarmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why
do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.
Good morning everyone... Have a lovely day
That farmer is so crazy.
DeleteLols....the guy don smoke gbana!
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
DeleteLol
DeleteHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate people like that too
Delete*Larry was here*
Hahahahahaha strong one elastic.....starry everyone will hate someone like that😂
DeleteLol, Kolomental farmer.
DeleteSaturday is bae. Happy Weekend ya'all
ReplyDeleteMorning oo....How do I become a politician sef? Any Suggestion? Don't worry,I won't be 'kwarapt' when I get there. Lol
ReplyDeleteAsk Google.
DeleteEse you must be my sister o, I love politics with everything in me and I pray one day, I will become a senator
Delete*Larry was here*
Happy Saturday, lovely bv's. I want to thank lady bug, Chikito,flawless babe and Chike Teflon for their words of encouragement about my landlord on yesterday's SP, may God meet u all at ur point of needs. So we went searching for houses yesterday being that we have already informed some people, but it was tasking. Thanks and God bless. BTW, thanks to all those that has helped Stella and her family, may ur pockets never run dry. 👋
ReplyDeleteWishing you all a smooth and fulfilled weekend.
ReplyDeleteGood morning to Ladies that can Honestly say, "I don't depend on makeup💄 to look good💯
ReplyDeleteThe others should get their's from their makeup brushes and accessories
😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteIzit ur makeup?😋
DeleteGood morning everyone..
ReplyDeleteWeather for two.. I and my hot cup of tea.
Weekends are made in china,they don't last long...
Oluwa is still God, keep on hoping, looking onto him alone. Have a lovely day all.
ReplyDeleteBlessed day Everyone
ReplyDeleteGod works wonders, Thanking The Angels on your behalf.
Pheeew, what a long night...
SDK for runny stomach, just cook Unripe plantain and eat it. Roasted Unripe Plantain works too. You will be fine in less than 12 hours.
#PAreportingToDuty💺💻
#6thDay@work
#UberSaturday
That one na long process to stop runny stomach. Take a shot of dry gin and it will stop.
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Flaggin and red and yellow capsule 💊 will stop it in less than 1hour.
DeleteLol
DeleteGarri stops it too
Bread too
*flagyl
DeleteShe said something that can stop it apart from drugs. Stella drink Garri. E go stop.
DeleteFresh banana stops it too
DeleteEmjay its called flagyl* then the yellow and red capsule is cald tetracycline. No go talk flaggin outside o..
DeleteChilling in Ghana. Greetings and love from the fufu nation xoxo
ReplyDeleteOnise Iyanu... You're the God of awesome wonders..........
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely Saturday everybody!
Good morning everyone!
ReplyDeleteThis is a blessed day that the Lord has made, I'm glad.
Autumn is here, it's getting colder by the day.
Home today, so lot of cooking and baking to be done.
Anonymous on my case, you will surely get better at last. You so wish I was living in your village (respect to villagers)
You all have a wonderful and fruitful day.
Stella Dimoko, try and eat dried bread 🥖, it will stop your running stomach. It is well with you.
Good morning world.
ReplyDeleteI wish there is a gbedu I can gate crash to eat good jollof. It's been long I ate good food ooo. When people see me and ask the secret to my good looks I just smile and tell them it's God. If only they know. LOL
Someone I know was kidnapped and they are demanding #5mil ransome. He is a surveyor. Mark I pray your are released soon.
God bless all those that reached out to BV Stella. May God meet you all at your points of need. Amen
Hi Disco dancer, Hi Ibukun, Hi Queen Linda the Boss. *Waves hands*
May God protect him nd return him back to his family amen.... These kidnapping stuff i hate so much
Delete#Yawns....
ReplyDeleteI slept like a baby.
Good. Morning everyone
Good morning my people.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriends are here on the bed with us. We are just gisting and advising them.
Stella that ukodo u did last time, is what I feel like this morning.
Thanks to those blessing bv Stella. Ur pockets will never run dry.
Pls, who know where I fit buy 1st grade wife online or offline market, I need one urgently.
ReplyDeleteE be like say the commodity Don scarce now.
My fellow bveeesss, I need your help.
Why won't they be scarce when u are a fourth grade husband urself
DeleteThem dey buy wife? Me see dey find husband but no dey find online anymore. look around you , your church, environment, village etc. I pray God will give you your own wife.
DeleteI'm a nice, caring, loving, loyal and faithful dude with great cooking skills but am tired of always hooking up with ladies that smokes or do drugs even those working in corporate organization, Chai, last night I just decided to stop hanging out with those kinda ladies, come see ladies with good pay job ,smoking and drinking then some drugs. I need an OK woman, I can not fit live for sexual gains again. I want a family and home.
DeleteD law of attraction. U attract ur kind. First be d kind of husband you wish ur wife will b . She will come. Good luck
DeleteGood morning beautiful people of SDK. Don't have anything to do today cos I did most of my work yesterday. Well I think I will troll today.
ReplyDeleteTop of the day to you lovelies
Who is he that says a thing and it comes to pass when the Lord has not said so?
ReplyDelete*Grateful Saturday*
Una gudu moni o😘😘😘😘😘
Good morning all,thank God for the gift of seeing this beautiful day,
ReplyDeleteBeautiful day. Good morning all.
ReplyDeleteLet's have a great day today. Love you all.
About taking a cup before going out. Doing runs today
Bye
I'm tired of everything, I'm so depressed that anytime I'm all alone, different thoughts keep creeping in my mind, I'm tired of looking for jobs, most people that wants to help just want to get in between your legs, Just yesterday I went to one office and the md had to be saying, the only thing he is worried about is how I can manage the work and him, on my way back home, I was crying uncontrollably. God please come to my rescue
ReplyDeleteJostified mom, you have stopped selling potatoes etc, cos you removed your num, so you want to begging for peanuts here, mother indeed.
ReplyDeleteI'm just coming from the anonymous post of last night. That man that sucks his wife's breast milk wen she is breastfeeding. Wehdone sir. That aunty that sleeps with her twin sister, tuale!
ReplyDeleteThat Olosho that did charm for collecting money from men and wants to renew it, gbosa for u. That married aunty that said karma is a myth, I pity u
These are just the right reply for them.
DeleteThe week started on a beautiful note,only for my mum to call me Thursday evening crying and screaming over the phone, it took couple of minutes to process the information she passed across, the person she's dating had died, she wouldn't believe it,I didn't too, my sister couldn't too,he had gone to see my sister and her hubby just few days bfr and they had a gud time,then we hear he's dead! It took my mum 16 years to find love again and then death comes knocking.. Why?!it took her 2 years to agree to date the man,She's not taking this well,she hasn't stopped wishing she started dating him early. I'had never seen my mum happy the way she was with Him,he was a perfect gentleman,he acts a lot like my own husband too,now he's gone,every item in her house reminds her of him,we've all cried our eyes out, I hope my mum gets over this soon. I really pray so, her happiness means everything and more to me.
ReplyDeleteEya, this is so sad.
DeleteThat is so sad
DeleteContinue to encourage her
That's why I felt for Caroline when she was weeping.
Love is such a beautiful thing.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
So sorry about that! She needs you guys around now than ever.
DeleteMay God gives her the strength to pull through.
RIP to the dead.
Really sad, but she will be fine in the long run. Sorry for your loss
DeleteThis is so sad... May God comfort your mum and you all,
DeleteGood morning all. Issa a wet Saturday. Have practicals by 10 this morning, so I'm in school already. Have a nice day y'all.
ReplyDeleteI must have read yesterday chronicles about 6 times and I laughed harder with each reading.That chronicle really really tickled my funny bone and I don't know why.Probably for the same reason I find unfunny jokes hilarious.Hurray for the dumb and dumber category. Do you all remember the Ghost Lover chronicle?I think that was the funniest ever.
ReplyDeleteGood morning my neighbours!
I'm off to the office to see if I can get in some olosho work.
That ghost lover chronicle lady, I doubt she is still alive. If she is, she should come and update us about her ghost lover and the mission he sent her to do
DeleteI so remember dt ghost CHRONICLES. Wish this people can always come back with feedbacks.
DeleteEspecially dt lady who said her husband was still in love wt his ex, they both live in another African country while d ex who got pregnant for another man is in Nigeria. The other man left her n whenever her husband travels home, d ex picks him up at d airport, buys and sends gifts to d wife and vice versa.
That the man said he can't do away wt either of them.
Sister how far? Has ur husband finally married her or u guys still battling?
Good morning
ReplyDeletegreat people of SDK.
God bless us all
a lot to achieve today.. .run off to take charge.
Morning people. If you didn't read yesterday chronicle you are on a long thing. See me laughing so hard here....Moving to anonymous night post. Saturday's are for chilling....
ReplyDeleteLet me go and read the chronicle.
Deletemorning ya'all
ReplyDeleteThank you @Iphie and Anon.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter's hair is blackkkkk,full and curlyyy.
Biko what did you use on her hair?
DeleteRaining Saturday.. Been raining here since morning.
ReplyDeleteRaining in benin
ReplyDelete$25b would go a long way to right a lot of wrongs in this country and they are telling us say they shoot 🔫 mama fly. Tufiakwa, anyi tokwara ato na obodo nke a bikonu
ReplyDeleteOw can som peep b dis wicked wt dia family members?av bn gathering money for my fibroid operation which 450k...and av managed to raise 297k wt d help of peep.and I askd dis my cousin who is very rich for help but he refused to help me...dis my cousin bot one of his frnds a brand new G-wagon on his birth..y me his cousin dat he stayed wt wen dere ws notin wen I used to shared my money wt him bck den in 2008.and nw I ned his help wt any amount for my operation but he refused to help..I cried n cried evryday(even cryin as I am writtin dis nw)on d 4th of ds month ws his birthday,com n see ow he was spendin money(posted in on fb)God kws I can nvr do such to him if I was in his position*cryin*.ow I wish my mum was stil alive all dis won't av happened(my dad got married to anoda wife so he doesn't care)but I kw God wil send helper to me dat I belive
ReplyDeleteGood morning my beautiful people, do have a blessed weekend
ReplyDeleteI'm so upset with myself, that's how I bought a phone cover for a ridiculous amount and I absolutely hate it.. pls where can I purchase an excellent teeth whitener kit?? I'm the queen of buy-stuff-regret-later. Sigh
ReplyDeleteRest day!
ReplyDeleteI thank God for life and good health. Just came back home frome the hospital my bestfriend had bartholin cyst surgery (vagina opening blockage) i never knw anything like that exist sef.
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