Monday IHN

Hello Everyone!....Monday going OK?...........

Kisses!

ZAINAB IS MONDAY FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS:

Stellacious darl, your girl was a year older yesterday (29th), pls squeeze my pic as one of the faces inside IHN. Thank you and stay blessed. Kisses to the true beevees and Side-eye to the monitoring spirits. 


Still remain beevee Cinnamon Apple



Happy belated birthday to you baby girl!



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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION-PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE

Good day madam,

God bless you for the wonderful work you are doing.........

I need bv(s) view on this, what is the possibility of getting pregnant with PCOS.

Thanks in anticipation



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IN SEARCH OF ACCOMMODATION

I am about to get married and am in search of a 3 bedroom apartment at Surulere,Ilupeju or Gbagada area . My budget is N700k all encompassing. I will appreciate if I can be referred directly to the landlord as I do not have money for commission and agreement.

Please , I can be contacted on 08064896557 Thank you.



Will 700k not buy you a piece of land in Epe?just asking.Some of you should invest in buying lands and starting to build small small


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FOR SALE

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House Keeper  WANTED

Job Description : The person will be responsible in cleaning both the house and the office. 
Note: Both buildings are located inside the same Estate.
The person will also help the cook in washing plates and making the kitchen tidy. 

 Interested persons should please call Jumoke on 08033090149 or forward ‎their CVS to adenijiolujumoke2000@yahoo.com. 

The interview will take place this week..

Thanks.


You forgot to indicate the state nau




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Vacancy 
A male office assistant is needed in my office. Must be a Christian and Clean. 
Salary 20k. 
Location: Iyana Ipaja, Lagos.
Age Range: 18 - 30yrs. 
Minimum Qualification: SSCE, Computer Knowledge is an advantage. 
Text your Name, Age, Qualification, and Address to 07019410622 on or before 1th November , 10pm.



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HAPPY 7th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO BV FRUITILICIOUS

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary to my sister from another Mam! @fruitilicioushair God bless you and yours. All my love on this special day. Can you please say a special prayer for these two? Thank you!😘

A post shared by Stella dimoko korkus (@stelladimokokorkus) on Oct 30, 2017 at 2:13am PDT

God bless you and yours my Boobae!
Babe scatter Shoki naaaaaa


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR Nnamdi Nwokolo 

Happy Birthday Nnamdi..May today be everything you ever wished for....



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CONGRATS TO BV EKA JOY.
I know someone who has all the documents but has not been able to get Visa to travel to even the poorest EU state and BV Eka Joy has just gotten her second via to travel abroad despite not being as rich as the person i am referring to.......
When favour is upon you,nothing can dim your light.

I have suggested to Eka to buy the plastic baking things to sell to bvs who are into baking,they are really nice and are silicon and easier to manage.
If you are interested,please make your orders with her....

I use them as well and nothing sticks!

Please if you sell the red big shrimps that has been cleaned out and well packaged,please let me know so that Eka can buy some from you and post to me when she arrives her Boo'S Country of Residence soon.



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THE NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS NOWADAYS ARE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY THE MAN GIVES HIS WIFE.


1. A wife who gets N200,000 or N500,000 calls her husband "THE OWNER OF MY HEAD" in whatever dialect.

2. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 calls her husband "DADDY"

3. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000 calls her husband "HONEY".

4. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000 calls her husband "DARLING".

5. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000 calls the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

6. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500 calls her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".

6.A wife who gets N300 to N50 calls her husband, "WEY YOU"


Hahhahahahahaha my friend sent me this and i almost choked from laughing because i called someone ''Darling'' and the money range up there is his specialty.

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VACANCY -FINANCE MANAGER

Good day Stella,

My company still has vacany for finance manager. Kindly assist in reposting, I would like to give BVs an opportunity before taking it outside. I got a few cvs the last time but they didn’t fit my requirements so I couldn’t use them.

My company is a small construction company with office in Lekki phase one, Lagos and we are in urgent need for a Finance Manager.

Major responsibilities include but not limited to


1. General and daily book keeping

2. Project accounting

3. developing and managing financial systems/models

4. collating, preparing and interpreting reports, budgets, accounts, commentaries and financial statements

5. undertaking strategic analysis and assisting with strategic planning

6. managing budgets

7. carrying out business modelling and risk assessments




Criteria that must be met are

Chartered Accountant (ACCA/ACA)

7 - 10 years experience

Age 35-40 years

Could be either male or female

Salary range is between N220,000 - N280,000 (inclusive of tax and pension)




Kindly forward CVs to joanneakozor@gmail.com




Thank you.

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TRUE LIFE STORY -Is it right to Spare The Rod?


Well I have to give it to the 21st century parents who preach no hitting a child, but common! You and I both know we the 20th century kids got spanked, smashed and bashed a lot by our parents, I mean really really flogged, take me for example, in the kitchen after doing the dishes and I put a spoon in the place where forks are kept in the rack my Mum will give you two hot slaps to reset your brain, or she's having a conversation with her friend and they Crack a joke and you laugh more than her, you get a hot knock plus 3 slaps for laughing more than her.


Now, my Nephew is a handful, don't get me wrong, I'm a loving Uncle who loves to spoil his Nephews and Nieces silly. So my sister pleaded with me to take my nephew to Church(Morning Mass) and my nephew is that kinda kid that if you tell him 'Junior come here' he'd ask you 'why?' And you have to pet/bribe him, but then only his Mum knows how to handle him, so today he decided to take advantage of me, he started with his whims of wanting me to let him roam free, and I don't have strength going about looking for him besides, him coming with me has already put off the beautiful girl beside me who thinks he is my Son and I'm married, plus my nephew called me daddy which was the icing on the cake to steer clear. 

The Church Warden(Usher/Protocol) brought him to me saying 'Sir your Son,' and he was all Dusty, by now the elderly woman seating just by the opposite pew gave me this irresponsible father look, Mstcheeew, I dusted his clothe and sat him beside me then he demanded for Caprisone I gave him, before you know it, fiaaaam! It was finished, then he demanded for another and I gave him, this time I knew I'd suffer it, because a part of me knew his adrenaline will skyrocket, and I will have a lot on my plate, after a little while he demanded for another, mind you this was someone whom the Mum gave Bread and tea before we left the house oh, so instead I gave him water he threw it on the floor, usually the me of 1997 will slap the shit out of him, but this is 2017 if you spank a child in public you are tagged a bad parent, in fact you have to explain, like converse with the child to make him see reasons, so I told him Junior it's okay stop crying, by now the homily(Preaching) was already going on and he started to cry, if him crying is the issue, that's no big deal because left to me I'd carry him outside but while holding him, use style to pinch him since I can't hit him, but no oh, he started rolling on the floor, like a widow that just lost her husband. 

Mehn! I was gobsmacked, people were giving me the look of a failed parent and inside of me I was fuming but had a calm smile on the outside so I picked him up and was petting him, but no oh, he increased the cry to gear 4 and started saying I want my Mummy, long story short I ended up bribing him.
After Mass on our way home I bought him ice cream and he was at the back seat, with his seat belt well placed, as I started the car and drove out slowly from St. Albert, he opened his mouth and said I want ice cream, I said 'Junior but you already have one with you' he said 'no, that one' pointing at a similar one, it was then the anger I had bottled inside of me came in a rush, *the other me* didn't know when I gave him a back hand and another front hand and a better knock on his head, with a follow up slap and told him 'close your mouth, if I hear vheeeeeem', but the Original me told him 'Junior manage that one, when we get to Mr. Biggs I will buy you another ice cream.....


But then I wonder when it became odd to spare the rod, like, I admire 21st Century Parents your patience and understanding of children of this generation is pretty commendable.


By Dominic Rowland.

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