Sunday Laughs

Hilarious Sunday Laughs compiled just for your laughing pleasure....

MY OGA SACK ME DIS MORNING - I NO KNOW WETIN I DO AM!!!

Ok, it started like this. Last week my Oga sent me to go and buy MTN N500.

So Mama Tochukwu get only N400 and N100 Mtn; she no get N500 card.

I come back house tell my Oga say I no see N500 card but them get only N400 and N100. My Oga begin shout at me, "Mr. Twocantok, are you mad?! Why can't you use your head for once? I beg go and buy the N400 and N100 card joor!!!"
I was embarrassed...!!

So this morning my Oga sent me agaim to buy slippers for him... Say his size is Size 9.

Now, Mama Lewis no get Size 9; but she get Size 4, Size 5, Size 7 and Size 2.

So I no wan make my Oga embarrass me again... I come use my head for once and
bought Size 2 and Size 7 for my Oga.

Now my Oga has fired me and him no gree tell me what I did wrong. No reason at all.

I beg make you help me ask why he fire me!!! Abi Size 7 and Size 2 no be Size 9??? Do have a peaceful Sunday.

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VERY INTERESTING...,😳This magician appears in a village and tells the villagers he could lift objects up and leave them hanging in the air merely focusing on the object. 

The villagers watch in amazement as he lifted a motor bike up and left it handing in the air without touching it. He then pointed at one of the spectators and commanded, "You, whistle". Immediately the bike fell to the ground after the whistle. " I can even do much better than that. See that huge truck over there, I could do the same". 

And pronto he lifts the truck up, and commands another spectator to whistle and the truck again came down after the whistle. An old man who had been watching the show approached the magician and said " I have not had an erection in the past 20 years. If u can do what you just did with my cock I shall respect your talents. 

Sure, said the magician and asks the old man to take off his pants. Lo and behold a few seconds after staring at the old man's cock the old man had the stiffest erection he had ever seen. The old man quickly turns to the crowd and yells 'If any bastard whistles, I will slit his throat !"
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