Saturday Laughs

- You wear makeup but still look like a vampire, my sister thats what we call Adding salt to an injury

• Some girls know you are broke, yet they will get pregnant and tell you they have good news for you.. whats good about the news
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• My sister if your baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, she'd prefer porridge
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• Women who can Cook can be so dramatic, u find her wearing an Apron just to boil water

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• This black lipstick is not for every lady, some of u end up looking like dogs or traditional healers
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• One Ibadan girl has been singing since morning "Shawa kote see kote" Instead of "Yawa go dey see gobe"
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• Something bothers me, those girls who go to night clubs wearing crop Tops and leggings, were do they put their money?
Ahbi dem no get money??
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• So u deleted ur bibble App to download Snapchat, I hope u also download a filter that can reduce the heat temperature inside Hell??

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• Sister you are not Rihanna, wear bra and stop showing us that breast that are pointing at your shoes
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• Girl: Dad, whats better? To pass or to fail?
Dad: To pass obviously!
Girl: oh my God! You'll be proud of me cos I passed my pregnancy text
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• My mom asked my girlfriend if she can Cook, Then she smiled and replied, " Mummy I cooked the tea we drunk at home this morning"
my mum is still looking for where to faint cos our dog fainted where she suppose to faint
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• 9ja armed robbers just enter area..;
Everybody kneel down lie! bring out all your money!!
Me: Oga abeg mercy for me, I no hol money abeg nah..
Robbers: Fool! oya stand up! go and make Eba for us osiso! Ijiet
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• U saw a 7 year old girl singing "My money, my body na ur own baby"
when I was her age I was singing " My head my shoulders, my kneel my toes, they all belongs to Jesus"
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• Nawao! one plastic of garri is now N1,200 & u ask all these garri sellers they will say cassava is scarce.. Please where is Tekno, he told us he has big cassava,, coman donate ur cassava to ur nation
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• That moment when you are having trust issue and then your girlfriend updates her status "I love God"
then your mind will now start telling you "It can't be God in heaven, it could be Godstime or Godswill or probably Godspower_________________________
• I have 2thousand people following me here in Facebook when I don't even know where am going
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