A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He's still crying like a baby o and I'm shocked!
*You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* *
I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.
My dear, shift let me faint again.
Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings
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JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
Don't laugh alone.....Enjoy your day
Kc have suffered, chai,
ReplyDeleteLol @ lubricating their lies.
Types of cry..omg, shift let me faint. Some sympathisers will be crying and asking for food at the same time. Lol.
When your video starts with viewers discretion, just start crying, haha.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteUber meme is the story of my life 😭 there's this woman that has a shop close by that keeps chooking eye whenever I come home in uber sotey I had to tell my husband before they ll goan start flying rumors that different men come to drop me.he tells me to sit at the back but I really don't like the idea of sitting at the back.
ReplyDeleteBetter start sitting @ the back b4 you wear the back of your pant in that your area.
DeleteHaaa,this is serious oooo
DeleteLol😂😁😘
ReplyDeleteMy best joke is
When igbo pepper enter ur eyes just tru the eyes away and buy a new one
The Igbo guy said when Yoruba pepper enter ur eyes, u will first go blind,then it will paralyze u,then u will die and then ur dead body will run mad..😁😂😀am still laughing
Been rolling for so long ...lmaooo 😁😁😁😁😁😁
DeleteLMAO 😁 @ Emoney and kcee..
ReplyDeleteHahahaha 😁
See me laughing like mumu, kikikikiki....
ReplyDeleteHahaha @ the attendance book
ReplyDeleteWait ohh kcee is older than e-money??
ReplyDeleteThe power of money, see how kcee gives E 💰 respect.
ReplyDeleteIt has reached for Stella to hype laffs too!?? It is a wawuu o!
ReplyDeleteEfik ete wan mikwe se odoghode ebe esie ete mmong afaha imo ke edet.
DeleteYou have absolutely nothing to say, so keep wallowing in your bitterness
11:17 d desperation odikwa risky aziiin
DeleteGerrrraaaahiaaa meeeehn , make I laugh better laugh anon:11:17
Delete#Don't mourn bad decisions, overcome them with good ones*
ReplyDeleteLol 😀 😀 😀 idiot you took the attendance book and no video call after 9pm cos their face has restored to factory settings 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeletethat cheetah...lol
ReplyDeleteLmao @different men....
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂goan lock d door
ReplyDeleteLols, Kcee have really suffered, the attendance novel man got me, of cause I had a good laugh
ReplyDeleteSee me shining teeth like I'm doing an advert for a toothpaste company
ReplyDeleteThis comment is supposed to be funny?smh
Deletehahahhaahhahhha...fainting spree
ReplyDeleteAhahn... You people should leave Kcee na... Lols. Thats how someone said his advert of 5 star tomato inside kitchen was him cooking inside E-money's kitchen. Savages everwhere
ReplyDeleteChai Odunlade don suffer! Hahaahaaahaaaa @ viewers discretion is advised! Just ask for the direction to hell lolz
ReplyDelete... Jesus is my worth!
😃😃😃 had a good laugh
ReplyDeleteSTELLA!!! I'm laughing and crying
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