The whole evening yesterday,I played FIFA 2017 with my boyfriends on their play station....Football game is not easy at all,I could not even score one goal in all of the 90 minutes...lol
It is a brand new day..........If last week disappointed you,please try again this new week!
I love Mondays because it comes with an attitude and es gefehlt mir sehr.
BV Roseflower I miss youuuuu,funny how times flies when you are not making love..lol..I must call you today.*Spontaneous rush of emotions*
If you sent me Chronicles,please be patient,it is loading to be posted.
Please note that if you want to send any birthday wish to celebrate anyone,yo need to get their approval first cos most of them come back wanting the posts deleted cos approval was not gotten from them and because of their spouse blah blah blah.....So please to avoid misunderstanding between you and I,lets do this right.
Faces of in house news.......Send in photos or head shots that you will be proud to see posted online OK?I reject most photos cos of the background and other distracting things in the photos that makes it look unattractive...I do not select photos based on favouritism you hear?
Send in your lovely photos if you like and use cunning to include contact cos stand as Singles mingle if you are looking....*wink*
What else?
Its too early in the Week to rant and besides I woke up Happy .
BV BlogLord,We need to talk,the only way i can contact you is not going through...If you aint got time,I can wait.
BV fruitilicious how can i end this morning post without telling you how much you mean to me sister?Mwah!!!
Angle Beautiful.....One week without hearing your voice is like one week without a blog boo...torture!....kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa.
Please dont mind if I single out names to love,its all part of entertainment,I love everyone and you all know I love drama..LMAO.
OK;let me come and be going....
Kisses to you ALL.
Happy New Day beeveeleons
ReplyDeleteAwareness on Cancer Cancer Cancer.
We all know how cancer has been a force to reckon with.
It affects both male and female.
Statistically, it affects women more than the men.
Cancer is not something we can joke about. It's swift, fast and deadly when in the human body.
As a woman, please if you notice any growth in your breast, please do no hesitate to go to the hospital, no matter how small it may be.
Sometimes the breast will be hard from a part, pls don't persevere, go for a checkup.
And if you are a victim, and the doctor advises that the breast be removed, please and please remove it in peace. I know its not a good decision, but cancer can grow and spread within months.
Please let's check ourselves up every 3 months, that's 3 times in a year.
It won't cause u anything.
Thanks.
Na my message for una b DT dz morning..
PS: I saw peeps nominating one another yesterday.
Stellz I am nominating myself, I was just jumping up n down last week hustling for comment...lolz ππππ
Please make una nominate me ooo..
Cancer is real o
DeleteCancer is something else. I lost someone to it last week and i know what the person looked like before dyinG. Please people, check yourself often
DeleteBros just nominate me and I'll do the same...I was told by a reliable source that they usually go behind and choose whom to nominate and later share the proceeds. This girls no get dulling for money matter o..Lol
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So real I have also lost someone to it. It was so bad before the person finally gave up.
DeleteYou shall hear good news throughout this week in Jesus Mighty Name, amennnn.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteAmen pastor π
DeleteAmen...babe how's your health now?
DeleteAmen
DeleteLEPπ
Ask a GIRL what her man does for her... She'll tell you: He pays my bills, he has a car...picks me up when I need him, takes me shopping, to the beach and cinema, gets my hair/nails done... Gives me money when I need it, text me all day and takes care of me...
ReplyDeleteAsk a WOMAN what her man does for her and she'll tell you: He prays for me, he encourages/inspires me, he stimulates my mind, helps me put things in perspective, supports me, uplifts me to achieve my goals and gets me back on track where I steered off!!
Which one are you?
A "girl" or A "woman"?
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Watch them all say a woman lol... Good morning elastic
DeleteGood morning Baba nla..from IsaacSON to IsaacBABA....na Grandpa be the next. Lol
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By na true nau
DeleteAm a woman π
Hello People.... Please, those of you that fall ill and recover in 2/3days, please, what drug do you guys take? Cos me, small malaria like this, 5days to a week, im bedridden. Sometimes even 2weeks regardless of drug/injection or drips. I thank God for strength All the same
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone... New week to do something great.
Hey Chikito darl, learned you dropped a mesage but cant find it. Been away for a min....
Soory oooo...
DeleteYou r healed oo
This happens to people that don't normally fall sick.
DeleteLonart Ds works for me.....
DeleteGet well soon!!!
Aunty,the past tense of learn is learnt. Make Brighter Grammar your friend.
DeleteSorry same girl. Hope you get well soon? I asked if you could mail chike that stuff cos some people already did ππ and I know I promised you first
DeleteThank you Ola
DeleteHello dear, buy Lonart and make sure you complete the dose.It gives an instant relief from malaria. Try not to buy the fake one please.
DeleteGet well soon dear π
DeleteBeautiful morning pple,
ReplyDeleteWoke up 4:30am
So I was in church ystrd sitting close to some tanagers at d back.
Then I noticed d mum of ds teenage girl giving her eye contact to adjust gown.
Then I looked at d girl n to me, she wasn't sitting badly.
The gown was just a little bit above her kneel n her legs were closed.
Then I smiled n said to myself, mothers are just too sweet, observant, and sometimes over protective.ππππ
Meanwhile, their dad was at d front listening attentively to the sermon. While d mum was busy looking out for her daughter
Btw, the girl did adjust it and almost tore d gown wt her over stretching π
I pray for all TTC, u must experience this over protectiveness too in d life of ur kids in Jesus name.
Motherhood rocks!
DeleteI can't wait to be a mumπ€£π€£π€£π€£
And I'm sure she is the one that bought the skirt for her daughter...
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‘the ting goes skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom’
ReplyDeleteOh my lord!!!
DeleteLe boo sings this stupid song every damn time and now you guys!!!π©
Kriiiiiiikriiiiiipaaaaaaaaaaa..
DeletePooooopopopopooooopoooo
Bomombombombombobmbombombom.
πππππππ Emma ohmyGod
Its funny how that guy just went viral from ordinary free style πππππ
DeleteNoooo...not you too. This thing busts my head all the time.
DeleteEach time you step out of the house and return safely, learn to thank God. Some did and never returned.
ReplyDeleteDon't become too familiar with his mercies that you now see everything as normal and take it for granted.
It is not normal. Crossing the road or gutter safely isn't. Don't wait till you have a bad experience before you learn to thank God.
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DeleteHey darl......
DeleteHiii @oluwadarasimi ❤❤
DeleteThanks for sharing Dara
DeleteGood morning Darasimi
DeleteIsaacπ
DeleteChikito hello dearπ
Ijay you're welcome
Morning spontaneous
ReplyDelete*10 COMMUNICATION TIPS FOR COUPLES*
ReplyDeleteA lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to spoken words. We can do better if we learn response in the *affirmative* and not in the *combative*. Read the following:
1. *Statement:* I'm really hungry.
- *Wrong response:* Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.
2. *Statement:* Why don't you try this option?
- *Wrong response:* Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- *Right response:* Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.
3. *Statement:* I want more food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, rice has finished, garri has finished, and ingredients are almost finished, and there's no sign of salary yet.
- *Right response:* Sorry, please manage that for now; I'll find some snacks for you later.
4. *Statement:* I can't finish this food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, things are expensive o; and you can't be wasting food like this. You will eat it tomorrow!
- *Right response:* Should I keep the rest for you, or give it out?
5. *Statement:* I got wounded in kitchen.
- *Wrong response:* I've told you to always be careful with the knife.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let me have a look. You need to be more careful next time.
6. *Statement:* Are you okay; is anything the matter with you?
- *Wrong response:* Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- *Right response:* I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.
7. *Statement:* I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- *Wrong response:* No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- *Right response:* Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to stock another.
8. *Statement:* Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- *Wrong response:* You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- *Right response:* It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?
9. *Statement:* I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- *Wrong response:* How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive - wα»́n ti gbΓ‘ αΊΉ!
- *Right response:* Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.
10. *Statement:* Handle that thing carefully please.
- *Wrong response:* Am I that daft? You will just be instructing me as if I don't have any sensye.
- *Right response:* Yes dear, I will.
Good morning lovelies
Great week y'all
Even with all these,plane wey go crash no go reach destination
DeleteHmmmmmm. Nice piece
DeleteQuestion is, should we now memorize all these in anticipation for the conversation? what if they never take this format? not evryone has a formal conversation. Somepeople keep a btr bond with sarcasm. to each his/her Own
DeleteHappy new week my lovers
ReplyDeleteWoke up to the news from a friend whom I asked to help me check on my apartment in school that all wasn't well.
Rat don chop every every cos I didn't close the door wellπ©
Been sick for over two weeks,I'm very much better now.
I will troll today until I can troll no more.
Great ladyπ
Ladybug pls kindly send me a mailπ
Where's my bestie who didn't miss me?π
Is your school close to As rock?π
DeleteThis sounds very alien to me,I no dey understand this Una mail rejoinder I swearπππππππ
Pele ooooo
DeleteHey Ibk!
DeleteBuhahahah @mail joinder. Lady bug who do you this kind thing? ππ
Delete@ibukun get well soon ❤
It is a beautiful week, good morning blog fam.
ReplyDeleteMay God give you a big testimony this week. Have a blissful week
Lady Bug ✋✋✋✋✋
*Larry was here*
Have a great day π❤
DeleteGood morning all, happy new week,I wish everyone a blessed day & week.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Amen
DeleteWhen de yoruba boy named olaniyi discovered the meaning of his name in Igbo language lwkm oooo una good morning jare
ReplyDeleteIt's monday already ππ
ReplyDeletePipi yo who are we voting for? #TheVoiceNigeria
Swaggie change your dp
DeleteI'm tired of this one
Siemka it is!
DeleteSwaggie yo!!!
DeleteSyemca oooooo, my alliance lies with these brothers(Chike and syemca).
Jahtell is also good. Still sad over Badda's departure.
Yayyyyyyyy didn't want to say my choice before.
DeleteIt's Syemca or nobody
Jahtell is good too but I dey fear Idyl sha
I really miss Bada.
Monday work it is well with us all
ReplyDeleteJust heard a priest stepped down as in he doesn't want to be a priest anymore funny enough I wasn't shocked.
Have a a blissful week
Buggy I still love you
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DeleteMy pray for you. The ground will yield its increase for you..your showers of blessings shall not be abated.You will be victorious in all areas of your life.God will send His healing to you and ur family. He will proof to you that He is the Jehovah Rapha.
ReplyDeleteBefore the month gets to an end, you will sing a new song of favour and breakthrough In Jesus Name. AMENππ½good morning nd i wish you a peaceful new week and blessed monday ❤️
Wish u same baby.. God gat ur back
DeleteMorning people! Mbgn 2017 is safe. I've seen her pics. She's not flavours spec lol
ReplyDeleteTrinity my friend my friend π
DeleteTrinity Goodmorning. Are you sure she is not his spec.....lol
DeleteLol.
DeleteIbukun u r most definitely not my friend. Pls stay away from my comments biko
Delete@Kendricks mom lol she's not ohh
one love my people.
ReplyDeleteGood morning π everyone
ReplyDeleteThis week shall be fruitful for us...Amen!
Good morning darling. Hv a fruitful week
DeleteAmen
DeleteGood morning Ehisπ
DeleteSo there was another giveaway yesterday? Wow!!!
Stella abeg consider me oh!
Yay!
ReplyDeleteHello Stella π
Hey good people of SDK!!!
Back to bed π΄π΄π΄
Hey Uriel
DeleteGood morning my lovely familyπππ
ReplyDeleteMy blog family. I really missed everyone.
ReplyDeleteBeen away and occupied with duties.
Now I know I have lovers! I got a lot of mail and couldn't even respond to some. Thanks my family for checking up on me.
I apologize to all those who sent mails I couldn't respond to.
Ideato
Welcome back love
DeleteWelcome back sweety
DeleteWelcome back
DeleteMy baby, don't do this next time ohhh.
DeleteMissed you darling.
Lolo IDEATO onye oma oga adiri mma.
DeleteWelcome back
Hi @ideato ❤
DeleteWhat shall it profit an olosho after opening ponyor and was gifted 3k....lmfao. je***er sorry for d wasted effort. Oti fi abè jonÑ
ReplyDeleteYou is weekhead
DeleteGrateful to Godfor life! Girls are off to school..I still feel so tired, body has refused to adjust to 5am wake up time since school resumption...#icandoallthingsthroughchristwhostrengthensme
ReplyDeleteY'all have a fruitful & pleasant day.
#makeGodfamoustoday
My body is yet to adjust to my wakeup time too. It's not easy tho
DeleteThis new duty should allow me be great on my favorite blog.
ReplyDeleteYou know God is taking you to new heights when you have less free time. Enjoy it dear π
Deletemy edo/ delta bvs members I salute Na speciallyπππ
ReplyDeleteSalute you Dearie
Deleteπ we salute u too
DeleteWet Monday.
ReplyDeleteCool weather
Lovely day.
Good morning everyone commenting and reading.
God bless us all this week.
OK bye bye
Good morning
DeleteA beautiful Monday to you all!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful morning too Olori
DeleteIt's a beautiful day, my boys are off to school. New uniform, new lunch box, new school bag, new shoes, new everything lol they are super excited
ReplyDeletePraying for our Nation
ReplyDeleteFather in the name of Jesus, grant wisdom to the leaders of this nation,to steer the ship of this nation towards peace and prosperity,1Timothy.2:1-2.Amen.
You get plenty time π
DeleteAmen and Amen
DeleteAmen
DeleteIt's a beautiful wig week already. Be productive and stay productive
ReplyDeleteNa like so you like WIGπ π π
DeleteEndeavour to secure the wig before breeze carries it to yonder o
Thank you Lord for the gift of Life.
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed day everybody!
And you too π
DeleteWIsh u same
DeleteGood morning everyone,the wonders of God is marvelous, thank God for anew week and a new day,may this week be fruitful for everyone of us, i just want to say thank you Lord.
ReplyDeleteHello its meeeee
ReplyDeleteWho are you?π
DeleteOPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL
ReplyDeleteDATE: MONDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER 2017
THEME: RESTITUTION: EVIDENCE OF SALVATION II
Memorise:Then said Paul, I wist not, brethren, that he was the high priest: forit is written, Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people. Acts 23:5
Read: Acts 23:1-5
23:1 And Paul, earnestly beholding the council, said, Men and brethren, I have lived in all good conscience before God until this day.
23:2 And the high priest Ananias commanded them that stood by him to smite him on the mouth.
23:3 Then said Paul unto him, God shall smite thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to judge me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law?
23:4 And they that stood by said, Revilest thou God's high priest?
23:5 Then said Paul, I wist not, brethren, that he was the high priest: for it is written, Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people.
Message:A sign that confirms whether or not you have experienced genuine salvation is your willingness to make restitution with your fellow men. When you are genuinely saved, the Spirit of Jesus Christ in you will motivate you to right your wrongs and undo your evil deeds. An elderly judge once attended one of our meetings at the Sheraton Hotels, Ikeja (Lagos), and gave his life to Christ. On his way home after the programme, he just could not contain himself. There was a person he quarreled with several years before, and he had a burning urge to resolve the dispute; so right from the venue of the programme, he went straight to the house of the person in order to settle the matter. Did you say you are saved, butyou still hold grudges, have bitterness and manifest an unforgivingspirit? Please examine yourself to be sure you are truly in Christ.Similarly, there was a particular king in Ogun State, Nigeria. For several months, I went to preach to him and he would tell me “Before your mother married your father, I have been going to church.” He would show me a Bible that Queen Victoria gave to his grandfather. Repeatedly, I said to him, “Your royal highness, that isnot what I am talking about. I am asking you to repent of your sins and surrender your life to Jesus Christ.” Then one day, he yielded and gave his life to Jesus. By that time, he had not seen his wife for years, due to a disagreement they had. Within days of giving hislife to Christ, he promptly contacted her, and they resolved their differences. You cannot be genuinely saved and refused to restitute.In what areas would you need to make restitution today? If you stole anything from anybody, return it or pay for its replacement ifit’s lost. If you bore false witness against somebody, go and uncover the truth. Have you fraudulently acquired your academic certificate? Go and restitute. If you have stolen another person’s passport and impersonate the fellow, using the passport to move around, go and restitute. Are you a second or third wife to a man, or have you married two or more wives? You are living in adultery. Make restitution! Have you received payment for a contract you didnot execute? Go and return the money! Have you been falsifying records and stealing money through that? Go and restitute. If you have tough cases, seek counseling from a pastor in a true Bible-believingchurch. Also, ask God to help you. If you really want to obey God, He will definitely make a way for you.
Key Point:Salvation straightens your crooked paths with God, while restitution straightens your crooked path with men.
BIBLE IN ONE YEAR:Ezra 4-6Ezekiel 42:15-43:12
Thanks for sharing. Read it this morning and I remembered someone who came to return stationery to my dad, 8 years after his company collapsed. The man was in charge of stationery procurement and was stealing some to sell to schools etc. He now attended a deeper life crusade and got born again and started his restitution. The only thing was when he came with his rail between his legs, my dad burst into hot laughter cos he assumed it would be something more serious with the way the guy knelt down π my dad told him the things he has lost is more than stationery and ink. But he should leave it there so his spirit can be at rest. Now gave him hot rice and dodo to eat cos the man had been fasting so they won't arrest him for reatituting on stationery ππ
DeleteBeautiful monday. Love you all
ReplyDeleteWetin happen?π
DeleteYori yori good morning and love you too.
DeleteMorning and have a productive week.
ReplyDeleteGood to be here and healthy. Thank God for life and a new week to experience His mercies and favours.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone....
Have a blessed day.
Good to be here and healthy. Thank God for life and a new week to experience His mercies and favours.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone....
Have a blessed day.
We don hear,you are here and healthy π
DeleteAfter not having sex before marriageπππ¦
ReplyDeletenot drinkingπΊnot smokingπ, the list goes on.
Boom!!! you go to hell for judging people who did all those things. U see ur life π mind ur business
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DeleteLol
DeleteGood Good news happening in SDK portHarcourt group chat!One of our own just delivered a bouncing baby boy yesterday night! The baby and the mother are fine and healthy!
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy!
Please celebrate with us.
Wow!! Congrats to the family and thank God for safety.
DeleteCongratulations to her!
DeleteCongrats is it default smile?
DeleteSexy daddy how is you
Thank God for safe delivery..
DeleteCongrats to them
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God be praised amen
DeletePhew! My weekend was lit!π
ReplyDeleteChai. I need to relocate. I can't"havit" enough.
Good morning everyone.
Kwantinue ππ
DeleteSufree oo b4 your ponyor catch fireπ₯π₯π₯
DeleteKikikki
DeleteSt Frankcool,i like one of your post yesterday" whatever will not matter 5 years from now should not be given 5minute attention. Now I can spend more time on positive things.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone please teach me how to make legit money online. thanks.
In the office...suffering a massive migraine from struggling to wrap my head around yesterday's chronicle.
ReplyDeleteWhatever did we do to deserve this kind of chronicles since Friday? Oh God!
Quiksilver, you went ballistic over Friday's. Hope you didn't explode when you read yesterday's.
Both of them are sisters
DeleteUnwise people everywhere
I just hope none of them have insulted me before on this blog or else I won't eat all through todayπ©
Assembly things
ReplyDeleteMy bestieπ©
DeleteGoodmorning everybody hope u all had a great weekend, it's a beautiful day once more. Emmmmm!! I saw yesterday's SP very late cos I was offline during the day,don't know if the giveaway offers is still open cos at this point in time I need it o.
ReplyDeleteSo that brought you out to comment today ππ
DeleteLol not really like I said I was offline dear.
Delete*singing* Today I don't feel like doing anything, i just waΓ±a lay in my bed
ReplyDelete#coldmonday #chilly #feelingmushy
When have you ever felt like doing something before?π
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DeleteGood morning people.. I have found a new Nigerian music boo..
ReplyDeleteIf you are a lover of good music and you have never listened to any of Johnny Drille songs then you are missing out big time..
Please download and thank me later..
Dem! That's my kinda song for relaxation.. The guy is so good.. It's not all the time you want to hear noise making in form of music..
N. B: I read the comments on the black chicken post.. Very funny 90% didn't like the chicken so now you won't blame the white for being racist.. πππππππ you can't even stand your own kind...
BV Dobbleganger I tried the natural hena dye yesterday and my hair didn't even change color after carrying it over night and I couldn't wash out the whole thing in fact I left some in my hair cos my hands got tired..
Please did I do anything wrong?? Why didn't it tint my hair?
I'm not happy at all after all the stress I went through .please help a sister..
OK you all have a fun filled week..
Good morning world.
ReplyDeleteNot happy this morning. I nabbed my hubby wanking off to a lesbo porn around 3am wen I went to wee. We did not talk till I left for work this morning.
ReplyDeleteWow..jst wow! Be hapy o biko
DeleteIt's better you talk about it than being silent.
DeleteMake una talk o, and if he is into it you know what to do πππ
DeleteMadame just be happy, the facts still remains say yu no see your husband with the two lezbians inside the porn video , but na wank he wank to the video , abi if e no watch girls na guys he go watch before? Madame you no need to vex at all,just be happy.
DeleteYou guys need to trash it out.
DeleteDear Association of professional daylight korokoro beggars, all of us are in recession together. Please try and pity innocent Nigerian citizens.
ReplyDeleteOn Monday I was jejely pacing up and down the departure lounge, trying to find out why my flight was delayed. A young lady walked up to me that she likes my skin, bla bla. What do I use? Not like she had ugly skin #IMO. I was already pissed but I managed to tell her the name of my lotion etc. I now told her I can write the name of the lotion for her, she insisted on getting my number that she wanted a picture. At this point I should have smelt a rat but I gave her anyway.
The next day she asked for the name of the cream. I told her. The day after she sent me a picture that she wants to confirm if it is the one, I said yes. Said she saw it on that online mall and wants to be sure it's original etc. I told her I won't know cos I usually find a way to sort myself out. But i know someone who got from the online mall and they didn't complain. She now asks me when next I'm getting, I told her Nov/Dec cos I have supplies till then - say 3 bottles.
Do you know this babe started by begging me for one bottle of lotion?! A fellow grown woman!! When I saw the message i ignored, cos I wasn't even going to waste time explaining her stupidity to her. I had hoped she will have a rethink and my silence will be a message. Last night she had the temerity to send me a message asking me if I have 'looked up on the issue'. The stinker I sent to her eh, she won't recover in a while. Such ratchetness!! I resemble person wey no get problem abi? Cream distributor. How can you be begging a total stranger for body lotion??!! If i had snubbed her now they will say 'lagos girls too dey form'. And thats someone's future mother right there.... a strategically positioned professional shameless beggy-beggy
Morning chikito
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DeleteNa so we see am o,Naija for life
Morning Sugz ππππππ
DeleteMorning Sugz ππππππ
DeleteLol
DeleteUgegbe m how was your night?
@oluwadarsimi darl ππ
Delete@Coooooookiiiee πππ
@Chike darl my night was one kind. Woke up at 6am. But as I dey so na bed get me π
Kai, She's very lucky that she didn't meet a mischievous person like me πππwould ve packaged acid for her as cream,So that in her next life,she won't beg again πππ
DeleteROTFL
DeleteI wonder why people like to live above their means and become beggars pestering people up and down in the process.
It's really shameful.
It is wa
Good morning..
ReplyDeleteAnother WK...
Another blessing
Its a brand new day,stay blessed and be happy.#wakingupearlynoteasy#God bless us all
ReplyDeleteMorning everyone. .. My fiance asked me last weekend my thoughts about 3some....Was even to dumbfounded to give a reply. Abi the dude has been indulging in it??? Chimo!! Hope this marriage no go be 1 chance like this? Wat do u guys think? Been having different thots since Saturday afternoon he asked me.
ReplyDeleteEhn answer now. Do u.? Then ask him too and make una talk from there.
DeleteGood Morning BVs. Have a fruitful week. Mwah
ReplyDeleteGot head yesterday for the first time as the virgin that I am naa... my legs are still shaking.
ReplyDeleteP.s.., am I still a virgin?
Mtsheeeeew π
DeleteYou are a semi virgin π
DeleteCome dey send all of una this morning. 2 bv☝already talking sex this early morning.
DeleteSo I tried using "shower head"πΏ as a bv suggested last week....OMG aw come av been missing this all my life. 2times big O back to back..... That BV is the real MVPπ.... Cant still gt over it mehn.☺π
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteWhat's with this shower head???
DeleteYou yaf spoilt π·
DeleteShower head is bae oooo....Emjay try it and comman testify.
DeleteHain....they send una this morning ni, everywhere I turn shower head, lesbian porn, threesome. This early morning bv's
DeleteStella I would say the BVs that comment regularly are the ones to get the give away because even in awards Na so them dey give am.. It's not easy commenting here regularly, those people are trying abeg... See me typing and my son is crying so you can imagine how difficult it is to comment..
ReplyDeleteAnyway I wish the receivers well and may God bless the giver too
Lmao
DeletePeople need money even me seff need money
I dey eye one fine sewing machine
Women need to stand together and support each other, to fight fear and hate, to show kindness and understanding, to spread love for one another.
ReplyDeleteGracious morning everyone
Good morning
DeleteMorning suwa
DeleteGood morning everyone.. Have a blissful week ahead...
ReplyDeleteHallaa!
ReplyDeleteπ π π
Hello y'all
How you, you n you doing?
You good? ...you alright?
It haff long eh
Darlings ππππππππππππ
Where you been??? I'm good Mami
DeleteHallos ✋. Welcome back
DeleteCD mama yo!!!!!!!
DeleteWhere have you been na?
I've just missing you *crying*
*sniffing*
*Strolls in..
ReplyDeletePlease that wasn't me in the postpartum picture. Just felt I should say it again. *Ladybug leave me oo π
So there was another giveaway?
Hello Swaggie
Hello Quickie
Beloved how is you?
Good morning house.
I hold you?π
DeleteBright and sunny morning.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. May our week be filled with success and goodness.
morning to you all, please wer is that girl that hangs her legs everywhere,missed her comments dou, hopes she is good
ReplyDeleteGood morning to all of us with natural hair, the rest of you go and collect your greeting from your relaxer... Kisses to everyone here
ReplyDeleteMorning BVs and SDK. So I and my boyfriend had a game of truth and dare yesterday and it was fun! We talked about our flaws and how to be better. I dared him to propose to me and he just laughed and said. "Babe calm down na, I will propose soon. It won't be fun if you dare me" I was angry but what to do? I just dey observe. I have given him ultimatum Sha, I hope he beats it. Have a great Monday everyone!
ReplyDeleteSister, don't let satan use your ugly past to negotiate a sub standard future with you. The blood of Jesus entitles you to a great future.
ReplyDelete#RantOver
ReplyDeleteFeels good to be back on SP ππ
Hi people! π Chaai! Last week was cray-Cray. But my chike kept me company the whole time.... Chike just take all these πππππππππππ❤π You're really a blog boo. Thanks for always checking up on me even when I'm 'not in the mood' ππ. You deserve award for best blog boo ππ
I wasn't really following posts last week. So I will try keep up.
That's how they delayed flight yesterday. When we were about to fly, heavy rain started. I ended up getting to Lagos at almost midnight, don't have been ask me when I got home. But the point here is I'm not going to work today ππ
That one in SP that said she's a woman with class yet she wears nose ring and asks for 1k recharge card. Are you the one that sent picture here one time that vexed when @swaggie and I nicely aired our 'feelings'? π why are you wearing nose ring? Cowbell advert? And you're God fearing. Did you hear that Esther or Ruth in the bible resembled cowbell?
After reading Friday's, Saturday and yesterday's chronicle, your comment just took me off balance. Some of the babes for this blog ehn... una dey fall hand, fall breast join. All our talk from Stella to anon advisers, e no dey enter ear (or is it eye?) May God help you! 1k recharge card and you're a woman with self respect. Lawd! π
@sexy daddy keep calm and praise the Lord ππ
Okay.... have a nice week people π I'm super tired but super charged after using my weekend to attend Discovery conference at HTH abuja. Please find time to buy: Seven Commandments of Foolishness by Godman Akinlabi. From the recent chronicles we really need that book ππ
God bless pastor Sam Adeyemi for raising outstanding young pastors π
Anon that thinks my boo is in Morocco. It's quite obvious u have never traveled out of the country and u will never as u have let hate blind u. You wish that my boo resides in an African country.
ReplyDeleteIf you have been out of the country before, you'd probably know the meaning of connecting flight. But let me help u. It is where you'd stop to take another flight to your country of destination. And for me, that was Morocco.
Need I remind u that I not only went to his base in Europe but four other European countries.
You will never experience this. I assure. Kii se pe
Madam please leave your husband to wank in peace.His 'member' might be your property but can't someone play with your thing again?are you that stingy?
ReplyDeleteLol...
Try it sometime.You sef might enjoy it.
IBK, those two have probably insulted you before but don't worry.BVs fought your battle.Insults were raining on them like bullets.
Lady Bug o! you won't let Miss SSS rest today?
Good morning my beautiful people.
ReplyDeleteUgegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide. My Anike have a blissful day ahead ππ
Hello all
ReplyDeleteDo have a blessed week and stay out of trouble. You hear?
Aunty Anon,learned is very much correct,Madam Brighter.
ReplyDeleteSame girl sorry.Get well soon.
Morning all.
ReplyDeletemy waist hurts.I didn't do anything bad though. Dunno What could be wrongππππ
Hello...battling with ovulation pain since yesterday. Thankfully it's only on the right side. Last month it was both sides. I'm positively hoping for fraternal twins when hubby and I are ready to start a family...
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. Chikito madam, coolu temper for the beggars, you'd just have told her to send the money so you can buy for her, would have saved your pretty fingers the stress of typing.
Gift bassey your friend from USPS is saying hi. My regards to your momsi.
Lmao!
ReplyDeleteThis blog is so funny.
Ah temmytemi!
Take it easy so you don't set your #@*#$% on fire.
Lmao!