MONDAY IHN

Hello  Unpredictable Monday!

Hope your day is going well?I siddon here dey Observe!

Have a good day and share your Lunch with someone who has none!

MISS RACFERY COVERS IHN

Dear Stella, I'm bv Racfery
This is a picture of my friend Christabel. I hope she qualifies for face of ihn.
Christabel, I know you're gonna see this, we're missing your trouble over here. Pls hurry up and come back my funny friend.
Shout out to the Bv's in the house, Una too much.
#Monday# be nice!!!

Rachel you are so beautiful....Nice photo collection.

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CHRISTY NWAYIOMA COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Good day Nwanyioma,


I have been on this your blog since 2015 though no I.D yet but I always comment sha.i love what you are doing.just keep being you . I hope am qualified

Christy.

Over qualifiy sef...lol

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IYA IBEJI SERIES
THE WATER ISSUE::


One day momise and popsie called us and said there was going to be some changes in the house. Some things were going to be reduced and some stopped, one of the things they said we would stop using was tissue paper.


WHAT?

So wetin we come dey use? They said water.  Water like how? Like how those Hausa men dey do am?  (No pun intended Pls)  I was mortified.


OK instead of tissue why not sugar. See ehn I used to pack lots of sugar in my garri those days, my mum had been trying to teach me how to drink garri with salt but  the thing no dey pass my throat.

So that day I told them I will give up sugar for salt. But they have already made up their minds. They said I should look at this family and that family that they use water even though they are still well to do. I said they are from the south west na (still no pun intended)

That even people in our village still use tissue so which kind poverty wan make us use water.  I tied to negotiate but as a teenager I didn't have a say in the house.

Next day momsie bought one rubber kettle.

Whenever I pooped, to wash na problem water go full everywhere. When I wee wee  nko Kai my pants were always wet. I would complain and my folks would be like I would get used to it.
I never got used to it, after a while I borrowed myself sense and started buying tissue paper with my own money.

I was at my brother's house last week and I used his masters bathroom there was no tissue I called his wife for tissue and she was  like no be water una dey use for una family.

I said my case is different Abeg find tissue for me.

Apparently my brothers got used to water and they have taught their families.
But me?  Issa No

The Iya beji 1




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VACANCY

Experienced dispatch rider needed.
Company name_ LIS Delivery
Must have riders permit and god knowledge of Abuja.
Call 08189003588 0r 09099586222





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SEED SOWING
Hello Stella am trusting God for financial breakthrough and a good job. In respect to that I want to sow a seed of baby walker and Stroller to anybody that needs it. Pls note they are not new slightly used. I can be reached through this no. 09053209206 Or my Email Oada25@yahoo.com
Location is Ikorodu




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BUSINESS MEME

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JOB VACANCY

Good day Madam Stella,

We are a mobile application company that is about to launch in

Nigeria, a first of its kind. We need a marketer/ admin staff.

Though we are a start up, we see the future of our company as very bright and
we will prefer a female as we already have a male but we do not mind

if we get a qualified male as well.


The person needs to be very smart, speak fluent english, be btween the
ages of 23 - 30, we do not mind a corper or IT student, be willing to
work as a team, be able to multitask and strategise and must reside in
Lagos.


The pay is between 30 - 35k per month, there will be a review upwards
once the service kicks off and starts yielding profit depending on the
performance of the individual.


We can be reached on these numbers: 09070000747, 07069523695

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BUSINESS MEME

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TTC 122 BABY HAS ARRIVED


Hello Stella, I would like to inform you and fellow bv-erians that my bundle of joy has arrived. Gave birth to her on the 8th of August. I give God the glory and I pray that those who testified in the ttc post will deliver safely. Also, all those waiting on the lord will surely conceive in Jesus name. I will try and send in my labour room drama.




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VACANCY


 there is a vacancy in my company for marketers(Preferably female). It's an event company and we have an event centre. The marketers are to get clients to use the hall for their event. Location is Porthacourt, around Eliozu new road. 

Interested people can call 08158901342

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ACCOMMODATION URGENTLY NEEDED


 I am a young lady that needs an accommodation. I just relocated to Lagos for job search and I just got a small job around Banana Island, Lagos. I need a place to rest my head after a long working day. I need an accommodation  in close areas like the Island, Obalende, Oworo, Gbagada, yaba, Bariga, Adekunle, Ebutemetta etc because of proximity. 


No agents pls. 


It's an entry level /trainee job, so my budget is not high. In case u av a room or a spare room to rent out or need a flatmate, you can contact me on 08024059573. Please help me. I am a very peaceful person, so you can be rest assured that u won't regret it. Thanks and God bless. 





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BUSINESS MEME

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RE- E FROM SINGLES MINGLES HOOKUP

Hi Stella,

I am the UK based single mum of one from the June edition. The guy that wrote in about me inside Friday IHN can contact me on the below email. To avoid any confusion could he also forward me the voicenote i sent to him just so I know it is him. 

My direct email is joy0187@yahoo.com

Thank you SDK. 



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